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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 13:43:13 GMT -5
DISK THREE: SAVIOR OF THE SLEEPING SOULS Book One The Truth Never Spoken Act 0: A Little Heart-to-HeartgentlemanMannerism: Huh. A person by the name of ‘thymeRosemary’ just invited me to room ‘TERSE NEGOTIATION TABLE’. I'll bet that's a pseud that Chara cooked up on the spot… shit. Okay, I'll use the name ‘victorianSecretkeeper’ and connect myself on Death Star No.5 by spoofing my location on the Organization network. Just as a precaution.>victorianSecretkeeper joined TERSE NEGOTIATION TABLE. >vS: you rang? >tR: What is the password.>vS: It's either ‘what,’ ‘swordfish,’ or ‘password.’ >vS: Is the azure goddess home today? >oM: NO. GO AWAY. THE PASSWORD WAS ‘PARSLEY’ IF YOU WERE WONDERING>thymeRosemary has banned octagonMemory from room. >thymeRosemary has banned matronCompanion from room. >thymeRosemary has banned blisteringChaste from room. >thymeRosemary has banned dodecahedronMegalomania from room. >thymeRosemary has banned sanitySlipping from room. >thymeRosemary has banned octagonMemory from room. >thymeRosemary has locked room. ‘fuck off you guys I said I needed to have a private chat with someone’>vS: Problem with the trolls, dear? >aG: ah! Sorry, Star Dream and Akeros… wait. Who are you.>gM: You know it's only your best nightmare. What makes you so desperate for you to talk to the girl that struck you down?>aG: I'm worried. I… I am entirely unable to trust my team. There is so much that I have never told them. So many truths never spoken, too many secrets bottled up. Did I ever tell you why I went to Mount Ebott? I don't think I have.>gM: Yeah, you never gave me the memo. What led you down that path of evil?>>aG: I'm… I don't think I was ever truly human. I don't think you were ever truly human either. Humanity abandoned me, pushed my psyche into the pits of depression and hate. When I fell down, I found a society that accepted me… but they never truly did. When I died, they killed my friend. I swore vengeance, and… You know the rest. My seventh incarnation, Frisk, was the one that snapped. She went farther than I ever expected: she killed nearly everyone and took their souls. I am actually a gestalt entity of hate and doom, and I'm not fully in control of my feelings anymore.>gM: …>aG: Thank you for killing me, by the way. Really helped me digest her soul, although mine is still damaged.>gM: … so that's why you really haven't been doing any genocide these days. >cS: Just as I figured.>aG: Sariel what the fuck how'd you get in here>gM: She entered in perfect white text just before you spilled your unlife story. I expected you to notice. I guess you never did.>cS: Quite frankly, the truth only turns me on~. You will be mine for eternity.>aG: shit >aG: damn >aG: fuck me>gM: GLADLY.>cS: Gladly >cS: wait WHAT THE FUCK>gM: If you don't keep away from her, when we get married, you will be the feast at the wedding. <@azuregoddess: Don't worry, I'd never marry you. I'm just doing this to fuck with her.>aG: What the hell, manners - eh, not the most pressing problem here>cS: Then I just have to ruin her for marriage first!>gM: Two words: >gM: Hands. Off.>aG: Thank you.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 13:44:34 GMT -5
gM: …
gM: Never thought I'd have to say this, but… I need to know who I was. I'll have to check the Data Spires. Well, here goes.
Jacking In . . . Connected! <Welcome back, user grenadine_megalith. In your absence of 98.4 septillion googolplex millennia, you have obtained two gifts and one message.> gM: Only one message and two gifts after all that time? I thought it would keep count of my birthdays… not like I remember when it is. Let's see if the Digital Realm has changed any in that eternity.
(Kasen: I managed to recover the docs on the drugs they used. They're… really absurd. I mean, how does one manage to create a hyper-fertility drug out of 20kg plutonium and a 2 foot diameter pepperoni pizza?)
gM: Someone did a lot of landscaping. The land seems less flat and synthetic - wait a minute, this is real grass. Did I accidentally edit the fundamental laws governing this area of Reality? Hmm.
(Naminé: SCIENCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY)
gM: Ooh, the view from up here is spectacular. Looks like the Neon City hasn't changed very much since I was last here… Huh. Murtaugh mentioned a “neon city” multiple times when he recounted his travels in the Submachine, and he described it perfectly. They're exactly the same!
(John: but the most efficient recipe is two tubs of butter and a barnacle penis. none of it makes any sense, but it works anyway. beats me how those idiots scrounged up an alchemiter without playing sburb.)
gM: Now that I think of it, when I first heard of the Digital Realms, there was almost nobody on. I only heard about it when I ended up in a group of roleplayers back during my legendary melancholy. They… suggested that I go to a bar here. The details are fuzzy, but I think there were about three thousand users online when I made my first trip here, and the Overlord’s war against the Heartless had been in full swing for ages.
(Reisen: At this rate, ‘buttered barnacle penis’ is going to become a meme.)
gM: Aww, they even kept the old bakery alive! I’m touched, that was my favorite place in the whole area. It still smells like home, too!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 13:45:54 GMT -5
gM: Well, that’s a wash. No information on me here - mmm? gM: Oh, goddammit: more of those magmatic viridian plasma bastards. I’m gonna have to get to the barrier, and fast. gM: [Two words.]
gM: (Okay, we’ve got a Lunarian, the countess Yakumo and the Boundless Yamato, Tenkai, and a fox person I don’t know on my side. Time to make an entrance.) WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS WANTS A PIECE OF ME, HUH?pK: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgM: !pK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgM: Shit, going to have to redirect the GREEN MILES headed my way -pK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgM: AUGH! Ow. It hurts to do this… ow.pK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
All: huh? What’s - pK: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 13:52:20 GMT -5
Act 1: Night Wind and Forest gM: I'm pleasantly surprised to find you here, Axemond. What's going on with you?hT: Eh. Just. Jus’ thinkin'. 'Bout stuffs ‘n things. Prophecies an’ legends, stuff like that. hT: You know the legends, right? “The last piece for the leader girl, ect.” Which one of us is it? I know I'm not that one, and the two Carapacians are accounted for, and if I recall correctly, little Yukari and Mr. Sephiroth are the most recent descendants of Madrigal.gM: Technically, Doremy is the guardian of the Dream World, and my title was assigned to me as soon as I woke after my ascension, so…hT: That leaves Hina as the leader. Leader of what, though? gM: Uh… us? Odd that the powers that be would assign a schoolgirl the role of leader, and not the girl of the giraffe… or the physical goddess that can warp reality at a whim, with many, many years’ worth of experience… or the Carapacians that are several centuries my senior… hT: Yeah. It's really odd. Hell if I know.hT: ...gM: ... gM: I know Hina knows the legends, or at least the breakdown of the roles. If she's as clever as I think she is, she should have figured out that she is the leader as well. So… why isn't she taking charge?hT: mmm… If I recall correctly, didn't Dai-chan decide to declare her the queen of the fey?gM: Oh, right. She must have misread that part.hT: ‘s even stranger that she got Undyne. If she's the leader, she ought to have gotten Asgore.gM: So, what do you think your part in the legends means?hT: Well, it’s got to be either ending the Horrorterror-Angel war or slaying X’alujan.gM: Isn't killing the Black King supposed to be the task of Yukari?hT: … mmm.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 14:02:12 GMT -5
Act 2: Dreamy Chain gM: I still don't know who I was. This is incredibly frustrating. gM: … I think the plot’s gone stagnant again. *a big long sigh*
gM: … NEFER007! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T WRITE UP AN INCIDENT FOR ME TO WATCH I'M BLOCKING YOU FROM VIEWING ME FROM YOUR FENESTRATED PLANE! I'M FREAKING BORED DOWN HERE! Nefer007: Hey! It's only April 26, and I'm not done posting Disk 2 Book 3 yet! gM: BUT IT'S THE SECOND OF MAY!Nefer007: Knock it off, lest I punch out a thousand Zebras to haul your ass through unreality to the real world! gM: … Why, I ought to give you what for, you insolent little cheeky bastard!Meanwhile… Sora: Yo, Roxas. How ya doing?Roxas: Well, I've found something that I can reliably beat Master Chief in. Knight to queen’s bishop’s four.Sora: Um. Roxas. That's going to result in checkmate in two moves.Roxas: Knight to queen’s rook’s third.Sora: You've lost this game, Roxas. That pawn is going to get promoted to queen.Roxas: Castle. I was planning on that happening, Sora.John-117: Bishop takes pawn. Check, and I think that's mate?Roxas: Actually, no. Knight takes bishop. Your move.John-117: Damn. Thought I had you there. Rook takes knight.Roxas: Rook blocks pawn. You move your last knight, I move my bishop, checkmate.John-117: Well played. So, I've got to check up on something, so…
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 14:08:29 GMT -5
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 14:15:04 GMT -5
ERROR: TIMELINE INCONSISTENCIES IN LINE 4 ERROR: TIMELINE FRACTURE IN CHECKMATE THAT ERROR: TIMELINE SPLICE IN UNDYNE MEME RATE TIMELINE ACT DOING ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR HELP MISSINGNO DOT ERR PID WE DONE GONE FUCKED UP LOW HP OUT OF TP WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR POSSESSIONS IDENTIFIED EMIT CONTINENT SNOWAGER ERIDANUS TRUCK SMALL AME SUN UP BARF OW CREAM TROLLS DRUG BAG FUCK CHECK COUGH SNAKE NO ALICE HELP ERROR ZEBRA HAPPENING TERSE EJECT DISK TWENTY ELECTED THANK
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 2, 2017 14:44:38 GMT -5
Act Nefer007: what the bloody fuck Nefer007: oh my hell god Nefer007: I may have just fried the PS2 that I was playing this on. Now I'll never be able to find that last minikit in Secret Plans! Hold on as Future Nefer007: I am you from the future! There’s no time to explain! Let's - HOLY CRAB MY SPINE! Past Future Past Present Past Past Future Imperfect Nefer007: fuckdamn why am I wearing a flesh suit of myself Past gentlemanMannerism: i warned you dog, i warned you about stairs Herobrine: What the swearing panther being eaten by a penguin. What in the name of the eternally unholy… Damn. Hold on, Nefer, I'm coming to save you!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 3, 2017 8:53:08 GMT -5
Act We Forget: Labyrinth of Touhou 2.8 In the Whirlpool of History gM: Screw it. A Nightmare Heir, here? This time, I go first: I'm not you. You are me.B’duh?gM: Your move.You have committed many atrocities. (Yeah.) You are the grim darkness that will end all. (I am not going to dispute that, even if it’s not completely true.) You are not human. (Chara told me.) You couldn't do a thing to Trump. (I was aiming at the wrong place.) You, uh, um. You… stink? (... what.) Uh… smelly boy. (Now you're just saying the first thing that comes into your head. Checkmate, you're finished.)
gM: Of course, it just has to get up again…
gM: ...and again…
gM: … and again… An Unversed of no emotion? It's even more grotesque then I thought!
gM: … And again. Hello, Flowey, you're in the way. I'd say it's time… to cut you down to size.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 3, 2017 9:09:37 GMT -5
gM: Keine, I should have known. You okay - now where'd that guy come from?
That Guy: { bgm: Skyboss}
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 23, 2017 8:33:41 GMT -5
DISK REBOOTED.
Herobrine: Glad I bought extra. Let’s pick up where we left off, shall we? Let’s see… Yukari was maintaining her border, Derm was testing a weapon in low-g, Asuka was tracking down a troublesome hologram in a hospital, and Maribel was making a rare appearance.
Karkat: YUKARI! THERE ARE MONSTERS OUT THERE! GO KILL THEM ALREADY!
Yukari: Sheesh, calm the hell down already, I’ll go and deal with them.
Renko: Maribel! I know you’re here!
gM: Okay, that's an idiotic decision. If Yukari should meet herself… Reality is going to fuck up hard.
gM: The world is going to turn… blue, blue.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 23, 2017 8:34:32 GMT -5
Herobrine: Oh, fuck. Hold on, lemme try the Spanish disk…
Herobrine: Dammit, that one glitched out too. Let's try the Japanese trial disk…?
Herobrine: Oh come on! What about the German trial… son of a -
Herobrine: … why.
Xenahort: Herobrine, it's overheating. Let's all go to my room, I bought the patched disc and I have the console installed in the walk-in freezer. Trust me, it'll work properly: I've got the processing power.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 23, 2017 9:02:49 GMT -5
Karkat: YUKARI! THERE ARE MONSTERS OUTSIDE!
Yukari: fuck off Karkat. I need to look into the barrier right now. There's a nasty little hole in the Great Hakurei Barrier, and it's from a new sealed realm that only just made their presence known.
Yukari: They've successfully interfaced with MY Great Hakurei Barrier. NOBODY SUCCESSFULLY INTERFACES WITH MY GREAT HAKUREI BARRIER. NOBODY.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 23, 2017 9:06:54 GMT -5
Act. Um. 4? Tragic Reconstruction Yukari: mmmmph… no humans in sight. None at all, just a bunch of… Woah, that's actually a lot of different beast youkai. Is that an Ezo Red Fox that I see there? Isn't that a Campa Flicker sitting by the Suri Alpaca and the holy SHIT that's an aurochs
Yukari: … so, the Nazis here got hit with a bad case of Animal Farm while making their fully-integrated waifu system? Wait, that wouldn't add up. Why would WWII-era German fascists be using Japanese faith-based magic to make youkai girls of extant species? This perplexes me greatly. Yukari: Furthermore, nobody here really looks like they could actually work with a barrier. I mean, there’s like a single kitsune in this crowd. Now, how should I make my entrance? Should I be quiet and sneaky - wait, that's not my style. (Why did I think that…)Yukari: Okay. Boisterous and flashy it is then: nobody I know will be calling me a showoff today.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 23, 2017 9:09:20 GMT -5
Yukari: HELLO FELLOW YOUKAI, HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS FINE DAY MY NAME IS YUKARI YAKUMO, AND I AM VERY CROSS WITH YOU YOU YOUKAI HAVE ILLEGALLY HOOKED YOUR REALM UP TO MY BARRIER IF YOU TURN OVER THE CULPRIT, THERE WILL BE REWARDS (a whole bunch of girls): Huh? / Eeeeeeh?! / What? Yukari: UP HERE! Why does everything have to be difficult… Uh, you, the Humboldt penguin youkai. Do you know anything about this? ??? (Rockhopper): You're asking the wrong person. You should be asking the Professor and her assistant, they know nearly everything. (psst: what's a youkai?) ??? (Professor): Barrier? Realm? Youkai? This is the first I've heard of this. ??? (the kitsune): Now that's a term I've heard only twice before. Yukari: You. Kitsune. Tell me who messed with my barrier, because it would make repairing it a lot easier if I could find where the hole is on this side. (the kitsune): I'm afraid I have no idea either. Furthermore, we (which is pretty much myself, that tanuki lord, the dust devil trio, the shy snake, Yatagarasu-sama, and Orochi) don't go by the term ‘youkai’ anymore. Here, we're all Friends, no matter if we once were animal, youkai, or even a god.
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