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Post by loretat on Mar 6, 2019 4:17:34 GMT -5
Loreta examined her device with confusion and an almost childish amazement. Although technology is quite prevalent in Alternia, her lifestyle made such wonders unaviable to her. Her big clawed hands made it difficult to press the buttons on the little device. "This thing must have been made for wimpy rustbloods, I'd bet", she said to herself.
in truth she was her own biggest conversation partner, and her only one apart from the rare visit to a settlement for medicine or other things that she couldn't provide for herself, but those
visits were short and the conversations not very fulfilling. Maybe this was her chance to talk at length? She wrote expectantly, while looking at the bonfire she had made.
-- DetachedCatoblepas (DC) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
DC: eh... hello! DC: found this red thing on a junkyard, I assume its owner wasn't attached to it. DC: so i thought why not uSE IT YOU KNOW?
DC: FUCK, WHY ARE LETTERS SO BIG. WHAT IS HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT OKAY. DC: IS THIS A MALFUNCTION? DID I TYPE TOO HARD? DC: I AM NOT GOOD WITH MACHINES, I WAS HOPING WE COULD TALK FOR A WHILE? DC: PLEASE RESPOND, IF YOU ARE THERE.
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Post by tokoro on Mar 7, 2019 3:12:44 GMT -5
> Receive message from loud person
Wow, you haven't seen such pesterchum confusion since your mother started using it. Wait. Who is this person? How did she get a hold of your account? Is this part of the game?
-- DetachedCatoblepas (DC) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. -- DC: eh... hello! DC: found this red thing on a junkyard, I assume its owner wasn't attached to it. DC: so i thought why not uSE IT YOU KNOW? DC: FUCK, WHY ARE LETTERS SO BIG. WHAT IS HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT OKAY. DC: IS THIS A MALFUNCTION? DID I TYPE TOO HARD? DC: I AM NOT GOOD WITH MACHINES, I WAS HOPING WE COULD TALK FOR A WHILE? DC: PLEASE RESPOND, IF YOU ARE THERE.
AS: Eh... hello? Hermann here, one of my friends must have lost their phone.
AS: And your letters became big because you pressed the "caps lock". It's a key with an arrow on it.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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SB: YOU NEED TO MOVE. Stop reviewing your child drawings and get going!
SB: Hermann... look at your room's window. Holy shit it's so beautiful.
AS: Holy science this is... different. Are you seeing these clouds?
AS: Also, did you lose your phone? There's someone talking to me over pesterchum who can't even use the caps lock.
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Post by firecracker on Mar 9, 2019 3:42:39 GMT -5
The land that I had in fornt of my eyes was astounding! Clouds of yellow and water that was green. I lost myself on just looking around the area for a while, observing the promontory. Also, there seemed to be a bunch of bees, of all things, flying around. Wonder why?
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. -- [...] SB: YOU NEED TO MOVE. Stop reviewing your child drawings and get going!
SB: Hermann... look at your room's window. Holy shit it's so beautiful.AS: Holy science this is... different. Are you seeing these clouds? AS: Also, did you lose your phone? There's someone talking to me over pesterchum who can't even use the caps lock.
SB: This island thing is HUGE! This game is pretty great, ain't it? Also, what? Open the convo to me, maybe I know him.
SB: Also, what's with the bees? I don't see any hives around.
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Post by loretat on Mar 21, 2019 5:32:55 GMT -5
-- DetachedCatoblepas (DC) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. -- DC: I AM NOT GOOD WITH MACHINES, I WAS HOPING WE COULD TALK FOR A WHILE? DC: PLEASE RESPOND, IF YOU ARE THERE.AS: Eh... hello? Hermann here, one of my friends must have lost their phone. AS: And your letters became big because you pressed the "caps lock". It's a key with an arrow on it.
DC: OH? oh ok, here we go. Thanks! DC: What a weird name, Hermann. Or is it a fake name? DC: Since you're hiding your blood color, I imagine it's fake, but I won't pry. DC: Her Imperious Condecension knows that if I was being hunted I wouldn't give my name out either. DC: Or my blood color, specially if I was a lowblood. Not that I'm implying you're a lowblood. DC: Anyways I found this on some grounds I use for scavenging a lot. Tons of weird shit ends up here for some reason. DC: I also found a bunch of things that I don't know what they do.
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Post by tokoro on Mar 25, 2019 6:47:46 GMT -5
> Enough looking at the wonderous outside
You realize you have things to do. Like dealing with your pestering friends. And figuring out what those clouds are.
Well, it got bright all of a sudden, at least.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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SB: This island thing is HUGE! This game is pretty great, ain't it? Also, what? Open the convo to me, maybe I know him.
SB: Also, what's with the bees? I don't see any hives around.
AS: Yeah, sure, maybe you can figure out what is going on. The handle is "DetachedCatoblepas (DC)"
AS: Also, be ready with the client disc, in any case.
AS: Can you get more intel on the place I am on? I might have to go outside to look.
-- DetachedCatoblepas (DC) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
DC: Or my blood color, specially if I was a lowblood. Not that I'm implying you're a lowblood. DC: Anyways I found this on some grounds I use for scavenging a lot. Tons of weird shit ends up here for some reason. DC: I also found a bunch of things that I don't know what they do.
AS: I'm passing you over with another friend who knows a bit more about tehse things.
AS: Also. Blood color? Waht a weird question. Without my computer at ahnd, I'm pretty sure everyone has teh same color of blood where I live... Maybe i can look in detail on my computer.
AS: Ugh, haivng to go through "middle of the ocean" internet connection speed is a ehll on earth, I tell you.
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Post by loretat on Mar 25, 2019 17:59:52 GMT -5
-- DetachedCatoblepas (DC) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. -- AS: I'm passing you over with another friend who knows a bit more about tehse things. AS: Also. Blood color? Waht a weird question. Without my computer at ahnd, I'm pretty sure everyone has teh same color of blood where I live... Maybe i can look in detail on my computer. AS: Ugh, haivng to go through "middle of the ocean" internet connection speed is a ehll on earth, I tell you.
DC: Wait, what. What do you mean with everyone has the same color.
DC: Are you from a same-blood only area? And you're in the OCEAN!? DC: Oh, Her Imperious Condescension, I didn't know you were a seadweller!!
DC: Wait, shit. Sorry, forgot you people don't like that term. I'm not used to.. well, people. DC: Pls don't cull me.
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Post by firecracker on Mar 27, 2019 4:10:56 GMT -5
-- DetachedCatoblepas (DC) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. -- AS: I'm passing you over with another friend who knows a bit more about tehse things. AS: Also. Blood color? Waht a weird question. Without my computer at ahnd, I'm pretty sure everyone has teh same color of blood where I live... Maybe i can look in detail on my computer. AS: Ugh, haivng to go through "middle of the ocean" internet connection speed is a ehll on earth, I tell you. DC: Wait, what. What do you mean with everyone has the same color. DC: Are you from a same-blood only area? And you're in the OCEAN!? DC: Oh, Her Imperious Condescension, I didn't know you were a seadweller!! DC: Wait, shit. Sorry, forgot you people don't like that term. I'm not used to.. well, people. DC: Pls don't cull me.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has also started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:06 AM. --
SB: I love this group chat feature. No hassle, no problems.
SB: Hey, new friend. Hermann said you found a phone somewhere? I'm his teammate. And by the way hermann, your pillow is doing weird shit again.
SB: Also, I'm trying to scan around, but I'm limited by your position, so to get some good recon i'm gonna need you to go either outside or to the roof.
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Post by loretat on Mar 29, 2019 7:00:34 GMT -5
-- DetachedCatoblepas (DC) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. -- DC: Pls don't cull me.-- SincereBeast (SB) has also started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:06 AM. -- SB: I love this group chat feature. No hassle, no problems.
SB: Hey, new friend. Hermann said you found a phone somewhere? I'm his teammate. And by the way hermann, your pillow is doing weird shit again.
SB: Also, I'm trying to scan around, but I'm limited by your position, so to get some good recon i'm gonna need you to go either outside or to the roof.
DC: Oh, hello. Wow, technology sure is interesting. Also, teammate? You're playing a game together or something?
DC: People from very far away can talk to each other just like that. It is amazing.
DC: a world where the... water inhabitants? nautical citizens? I don't want to throw out slurs, but I honestly don't know how to refer to the high blood... DC: I guess that's the problem with being an outdoors troll.
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Post by tokoro on Mar 31, 2019 14:34:45 GMT -5
>look out the window
Welp, at least he's having fun. You think.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has also started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:06 AM. --
SB: Also, I'm trying to scan around, but I'm limited by your position, so to get some good recon i'm gonna need you to go either outside or to the roof.
DC: Oh, hello. Wow, technology sure is interesting. Also, teammate? You're playing a game together or something? DC: People from very far away can talk to each other just like that. It is amazing. DC: a world where the... water inhabitants? nautical citizens? I don't want to throw out slurs, but I honestly don't know how to refer to the high blood... DC: I guess that's the problem with being an outdoors troll.
AS: The power of technology grows always ever stronger. AS: And i guess "Islanders" is probably the closest. Just call me Hermann, though.
AS: and I think I can see ships on the sea, but they're really far. AS: Maybe you're right, I gotta go to the roof. The entrance is on mom's room though. I can try to sneak in.
AS: Also, outdoorsy, huh? I barely get out of my island, just water everywhere. Kind of sucks actually.
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Post by firecracker on May 25, 2019 3:32:17 GMT -5
-- SincereBeast (SB) has also started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:06 AM. -- DC: I guess that's the problem with being an outdoors troll.AS: The power of technology grows always ever stronger. AS: And i guess "Islanders" is probably the closest. Just call me Hermann, though. AS: and I think I can see ships on the sea, but they're really far. AS: Maybe you're right, I gotta go to the roof. The entrance is on mom's room though. I can try to sneak in. AS: Also, outdoorsy, huh? I barely get out of my island, just water everywhere. Kind of sucks actually.
SB: Ah, found something interesting. There is some kind of portal-looking thing on top of your house. SB: Bet you it's either where we're supposed to go, or where baddies will show up. SB: Also, your mom's room is dark as hell, bring a light.
SB: Outdoors? It's gonna sound like "city gal" stuff, btu I always thought living in the far away places is pretty romantic. SB: Screw the bugs though, those probably get annoying.
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Post by tokoro on Jan 11, 2020 7:15:47 GMT -5
> Commence virtuous stealth mission
Ok. This is not what you were expecting.
> Observe strangely cute thing
Although the "cute" descriptor is still to be properly measured, this thing is most deintely alive and this unsettles you. It's probably the teeth. You're pretty sure it's the teeth.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has also started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:06 AM. --
SB: Outdoors? It's gonna sound like "city gal" stuff, btu I always thought living in the far away places is pretty romantic. SB: Screw the bugs though, those probably get annoying.
AS: Ok, what in teh name of all taht is logical is this tihng. is tihs a monster? AS: Why is the game throwing pillows at me. Does it tihnk I'm a newbie or something? Are we playing on easy mode!?
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