Captionlogue

[restlessDerivativ]

yes i fucking love games
okay
and shitty puns ehe
captionlogue isnt even funny oh well
anyway i guess now is time for me to turn my grammar on isnt it
i did it in the title i can do it here
because rules are serious buisness yo

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How To Play
So basically I'll post an image that I found while surfing the net and you make captions for it. I found this really weird image bank with a bunch of trolls and humans and stuff, and it looks like they're playing SBURB, so yeah I think I'll be using that.
So then after a few days or when you guys run out or whatever, I'll judge and pick the best one. And then the next best and the third best because I'm kind and like giving out prizes. Uh huh.
When that's done I'll pick the next picture. When it comes to judging, the winner of the last round will pick this rounds winner and so on. That way I can enter aha. Any questions just ask I guess???

Point System
1st Place gets you a grand total of 3 shiny points.
2nd Place gets you a grand total of 2 not as shiny but still pretty damn shiny points.
3rd Place gets you a grand total of 1 okay point.
4th Place and below gets you nothing. Ha ha.

Rules
Oh yes you heard me. Rules. Ehehe.
--- One caption per person.
--- If you're picking pictures, try not to reuse any.
--- If people stop posting for 24 hours then the captions will be judged. Because otherwise wow nothings going to happen.
--- I'll keep track of the points. Don't worry your pretty little head about those.
--- Everything will be still images. E v e r y t h i n g. Wow, spacey.
--- You can be funny without barfing out sex jokes, k? Be creative. Also try and be culturally sensitive. Y'know. Just the usual ~~~be nice dont be a prick dont be overly sexual~~~ stuff.
--- For now I'm pretty much the one in charge of this thread, unless I decide to hire someone or something. I don't know. Basically I'll make sure that pictures are getting posted and people are following the rules and bluh.

Scoreboard
tungstenTinkerer ==> 4.
chaoticVoyager ==> 3.
lucidChthonia ==> 2.
unreflectingKaleidoscope ==> 2.
musilogicalDecayafier ==> 1.

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wow all that grammar pained me

okay here we go first image enjoy:::

[whiteLimestone]

Ooh! This sounds like fun!

My caption is ,"The boy never knew how doomed he was."

[tungstenTinkerer]

"Pictured: square eyes are a rare malformation typicl of the caucasian phenotype. The eyes of kids born with this peculiar can sometimes extend beyond the border of their heads when they look around and blink."

[mislaidLullaby]

"It's my party and I'll damn the almost all the inhabitants of the planet to a slow, meteor-y death if I want to..."

[lucidChthonia]

"I'm shorter than my own dresser!"

[restlessDerivativ]

ehe yes people are joining
good

"""A young, shark haired man stands in his bedroom. Today will be an eventful day, filled with games and time spent with friends. Just not in the good way, thanks to a certain game called SBURB. His adventure will capture the hearts of many; a great tale that will lead to great things.

But for now, I think we have to do something about that there cake."""

this is my quote except im judging i cant enter what
i just felt that i had to write it though
no one shall question my muse
not even me
this aint even funny this is the last time i let my muse tell me what to write

[chaoticVoyager]

"The boy began planning his ascention to God Tier, to see if he could get his arms back"

[restlessDerivativ]

sorry for the lateness of this guys the octoroon got me and i didnt want to infect yall

so here we go winners are

1st place --- 3 points

Jun 10, 2012 11:58:51 GMT -5 chaoticVoyager said:

"The boy began planning his ascention to God Tier, to see if he could get his arms back"

2nd place --- 2 points

Jun 10, 2012 11:37:44 GMT -5 lucidChthonia said:

"I'm shorter than my own dresser!"

3rd place --- 1 point

Jun 10, 2012 11:20:29 GMT -5 tungstenTinkerer said:

"Pictured: square eyes are a rare malformation typicl of the caucasian phenotype. The eyes of kids born with this peculiar can sometimes extend beyond the border of their heads when they look around and blink."

theres the picture guys

aaand otic youre the next judge have fun with that

[unreflectingKaleidoscope]

"The Annual Skaian Trading Card Game Convention got a little out of hand when several suspicious characters made themselves known."

[tungstenTinkerer]

"Alchemy can be easily used for disguises. In this truly remarkable example of camouflaging, you can barely notice our expert, so good is his disguise. By really squeezing your eyes, though, you should be able to notice the nigh-invisible fair-haired boy behind the column."

[genesisArtificer]

DONT MOVE OR THE IMP GETS IT!

[lucidChthonia]

"I bet five boondollars the girl can't hit that imp."

[openMineral]

The Imp was laughing so hard at the girl's shooting skills he sparked with electricity. He didn't see the next shot.

[chaoticVoyager]

Oh I won!

It seems I'm the judge now.

Oh.

[musicalDecay]

!warning! radioactive imps can cause random amounts of consorts to pop out of nowhere, spend all their money, dance like mad, and then give you a gun. this can cause you to look very angrily at the imp that cause this. thinking very angry thoughts.