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Post by wavebreakGladiator on Jun 10, 2012 11:56:33 GMT -5
Okay so my first session was kind of fucked up the ass with the kind of bullshit we had going on. Two time players, our witch prototyping her fucking smile-dog momthing, our Knight of Void having multiple meltdowns at terrible moments, having to figure out how to start over on frog breeding because of our other time player, and shenanigans out the butt.
Which coulda been easier to deal with if it weren't for this craycray bitch.
See, half of our players were aliens. Trolls to be specific. Some of 'em were pretty cool folks.
Then there was this satanspawn.
Guide of Blood, one of them "indigo juggalo douchebags", as another troll so wonderfully put it. She kind of took it upon herself to "guide" us to getting the tiger, whether we wanted to or not. Did I mention she used sawkind? Fuck that sucked.
She mostly left everybody alone after they 'tiered, just some threats and being a general creep every now and then, but she tried to start shit with me.
Specifically,romantic shit.
For those of you unaware, trolls got this hatemance thing going for them, and goddamn if she wasn't fixated on gettin' in one. It was fucking lucky we were both tiered and the game decided not to call it Just the fuckton of times we ended up fighting. I been told that tryin to kill your kismesiwhatsit is not how it's supposed to work, but try tell that to Madame de Sade.
Kept her from trying to kill anyone else though so long as she was fixated on me, so I mostly put up with it.
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Post by exhaledApocalypse on Jun 10, 2012 12:07:05 GMT -5
Oh my god, fucking trolls, if I ever see a troll again it will be too soon. Got one on my 3rd session, was the Seer of Sand, he was the Bane of Stars, it was a pain in the ass, I was already half blind and he decided to go all Matesprite or shit on me, I'd rather have kismestuff a thousand times over, my land was the Land of Mazes and Sandstorms and I was essentially navigating through bigass mazes, in a complete fucking tornado of sand, half blind and trying to escape a lovestruck troll rngh. And his other troll friend, Maid of Space, was doing the romance best friend thingy with our sessions leader, it was crazy. Do trolls have a special attraction to humans or whatever.
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jun 10, 2012 12:56:53 GMT -5
Well, the lot of U I met don't have a clUe what respect is, so I can see how some trolls woUld take it personally. Especially the higher castes. A few may even think Ur hateflirting with them. As for redrom, I gUess U coUld take Ur general sqUishiness as being pitiable?
I don't, by the way. Give me someone with a nice rack of horns and the ability to fight withoUt dying horribly. Aliens aren't my thing.
As for U and the indigo doUchebag, and motherfUck it is nice to call one that withoUt coUrting death, there's actUally a reason behind that. I dUnno if this is that or her jUst being indigo, bUt there's a weird fetish thing involving kismesissitUde and regeneration fantasies. UsUally see it in skeevy internet shit, bUt if Ur indigo was into it she might have foUnd the Tier resurrection thing too similar not to try.
SerioUsly, fUck indigos. I have two of them in my cUrrent session.
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jun 10, 2012 13:47:10 GMT -5
Welp, I managed to handle my blueberry Bane. Or rather I let my Page handle him.
i can tell you that concilatory relationship between Troll and a Human can happen, and they can work.
Athough we had to separate them for the Frog Breeding, cause of blueberry being Breath. Seriously, that kid was so sad, it would break my hard if it wasn't so cool.
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Post by wavebreakGladiator on Jun 10, 2012 14:22:47 GMT -5
I actually was pretty chill with most of the others and wouldn't mind meeting more, some were pretty cool dudes. And I gotta say, flushcrush woulda been much easier to handle than psycho bitch's shit, I'd trade for that any day. And don't knock the bestfriendthing/morail thing, you ever see a good one in action? Saved our ass when our Bard decided to throw a damn fit . Sure he got nerfed from trying to destroy things directly, but the dude was already a lot stronger than us humans physically, and his rage was aimed at our noodley Sage of Hope who thought a luck based specibus was a good idea.
Ugh, the hateflirting thing. Yeah we kind of had a lot of that mix up in the beginning, though just with Satanspawn and our Bard. Others didn't have too much interest in the black department with us and caught on quick that it was all platonic.
And. Uh. Wow why am I not surprised that's a fetish. Like not even as a troll thing, the fetish existing regardless of species should probably surprise me more.
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jun 10, 2012 22:33:25 GMT -5
Well, U know how it is. Trolls tend to think that any alien species that doesn't immediately bow down and beg for mercy is either foolhardy or is trying to be irritating and hateable. It's a hard mindset to get oUt of, especially for highbloods.
I'm jUst going to gUess that the "pretty cool folks" in Ur session were lowbloods like me.
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Post by chaoticVoyager on Jun 11, 2012 12:11:32 GMT -5
I had a troll in my previous session. He was a pretty nice guy.
I find it hard to believe it's a species thing.
Especially considering the only person I've talked to an extent about trolls is eA. And eA isn't very nice.
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jun 11, 2012 22:30:13 GMT -5
CUltUral thing, then. BUt in this case, there is only one Empire and one cUlture. By that reckoning, it woUld still be a species thing since the entire species shares the same cUltUre.
It's the way it is. Highbloods that don't make a big deal aboUt statUs get their asses killed by the highbloods that do. Lowbloods that get Uppity are also killed. It's kinda hard for trolls to differ from the norm and live to tell aboUt it. Possible, bUt hard.
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Post by chaoticVoyager on Jun 11, 2012 23:47:32 GMT -5
Hm. My troll friend is a mustard blood. Guess it makes sense?
Still, it's not like you're all crazy ass bastards.
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Post by wavebreakGladiator on Jun 12, 2012 9:56:24 GMT -5
Yeah with the exception of indibitch and fishface bard the rest were greens and a rust.
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Post by musicalDecay on Jun 19, 2012 20:30:17 GMT -5
well, with my sanity wreaking amount of time with trolls (fuck you sburb, Fuck, YOU.) I've learnt that red to light green are usually cool, don't bug you if you don't bug them. jade bloods seem really calm if it's just normal conversation and stuff like that, great people to try to help with hate relationships and stuff. blue bloods, unless they seem really good and cool, are usually starting to get into the crazy killers zone. avoid bad ones if possible, although nice ones can really help because their usually pretty strong. indigo blood is the crazy zone, have fun dealing with their freak out sessions. sea trolls are like indigo's, but with more sanity, and a prick meter off the charts. If you find a nice purple blood, you are a light player, there is no exception, there is no way you have that much natural luck.
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jun 19, 2012 20:59:59 GMT -5
Uve met a jadeblood? LUcky bastard.
I woUldn't let seadwellers hear U call them pricks if I were U. Oh, and most highbloods learn to control themselves by adUlthood or they risk pissing off someone higher than them. So instead Ull get the joy of thinking they'll tolerate U Up Until U hit the blow-Up switch.
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Post by musicalDecay on Jun 19, 2012 21:12:07 GMT -5
Oh ho ho, I've had past experience with trolls even before the game in the form of tormenting. so I learnt one very important thing in that time. trust me on this one. DON'T off piss jade bloods. It's really hard, but if you manege to fuck up so completely that you send one off the edge. run to the nearest only you safe zone and hide there for the rest of the game if possible. jade bloods hold a mean grudge and will only be satisfied if they get to at least mortally injure you. But hey, look on the light side of things. having a jade blood on you're team is like having 3 champions in one session. No one is better at getting revenge on a PK player than a pissed off jade blood.
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jun 19, 2012 21:26:07 GMT -5
Yeah? So have I, and in other forms too.
It soUnds to me like Ur taking one example from a hemocaste and applying it to the whole thing.
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Post by musicalDecay on Jun 19, 2012 22:00:18 GMT -5
nah. I'm just posting with the knowledge that I have. plus I have a tenacity to ramble bought one thing and forget the rest. doesn't help that I've only meet like, 2 jade bloods like the one I said. I've heard horror story's and pacifist story's for almost all the blood casts. you'll be surprised what you find when someone on you're team can find logs from dead sessions.
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