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[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 9, 2012 15:05:54 GMT -5

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Post by technicolourCapitalist on Jul 9, 2012 15:05:54 GMT -5

I feel that after recent updates we really should have had a place for us to scream chaotically about updates. Or form theories or. Whatever. React to updates. And see I even put a warning in the title so people that haven't read the updates can be nice and safe.

So.

That update.

That.

Update.

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[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 9, 2012 15:48:55 GMT -5

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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jul 9, 2012 15:48:55 GMT -5

To Homestuck updates, or glitch FAQ updates? If we're talking HS, then

[3:23:53 PM] spacetimeCounselor: holy shit hs update what
[3:23:54 PM] spacetimeCounselor: where
[3:24:03 PM] spacetimeCounselor: omg unite synchronization
[3:24:14 PM] bayesianMechanist: WHAT.
[3:25:48 PM] spacetimeCounselor: what the hell
[3:25:52 PM] spacetimeCounselor: what the hell just happened
[3:25:55 PM] spacetimeCounselor: why did he
[3:25:55 PM] spacetimeCounselor: what
[3:26:26 PM] bayesianMechanist: hahahaha what
[3:26:27 PM] bayesianMechanist: the ending
[3:26:29 PM] bayesianMechanist: pffffffffff
[3:26:33 PM] bayesianMechanist: i have no clue what is going on
[3:26:34 PM] bayesianMechanist: but i trust dirk
[3:26:37 PM] bayesianMechanist: he has a plan and it is going to work
[3:26:43 PM] bayesianMechanist: dirk is the Magnificent Bastard of homestuck
[3:28:34 PM] spacetimeCounselor: oh shit what TWO flashes
[3:28:59 PM] bayesianMechanist: lol
[3:29:02 PM] bayesianMechanist: dirk;s head just shows up dead
[3:29:45 PM] bayesianMechanist: www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05242.gif
[3:29:47 PM] bayesianMechanist: NOT CREEPY AT ALL
[3:30:04 PM] spacetimeCounselor: holy SHIT
[3:30:06 PM] spacetimeCounselor: that second flash
[3:30:08 PM] spacetimeCounselor: holy SHIT
[3:30:21 PM] spacetimeCounselor: WHAT
[3:30:35 PM] bayesianMechanist: wow
[3:30:37 PM] bayesianMechanist: from now on
[3:30:41 PM] bayesianMechanist: when someone asks me what homestuck is
[3:30:43 PM] bayesianMechanist: i will link this pic
[3:30:43 PM] bayesianMechanist: www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05247.gif
[3:30:54 PM] spacetimeCounselor: hahahaha
[3:31:29 PM] spacetimeCounselor: so yeah dirk is the most deliriously badass motherfucker what ever fixed everything forever
[3:31:48 PM] bayesianMechanist: like i said
[3:32:17 PM] bayesianMechanist: magnificent
[3:32:18 PM] bayesianMechanist: bastard
[3:32:25 PM] bayesianMechanist: i don't know why anyone's favorite character isn't Dirk
[3:32:38 PM] bayesianMechanist: i love how everyone has a crazy expression on except dirk
[3:32:46 PM] bayesianMechanist: Dirk "Just As Planned" Strider
[3:33:44 PM] spacetimeCounselor: jane's face on the rocketboard
[3:33:50 PM] spacetimeCounselor: beautiful
[3:33:59 PM] bayesianMechanist: so um
[3:34:03 PM] bayesianMechanist: where did the bucket come from again?
[3:34:08 PM] spacetimeCounselor: he just had one
[3:34:12 PM] spacetimeCounselor: he captchalogued it in his room
[3:35:49 PM] spacetimeCounselor: i love how dirk just takes the time to shred up rad stunts in his room before he goes and saves everyone
[3:35:57 PM] bayesianMechanist: gotta get the timin right y'know?
[3:37:51 PM] bayesianMechanist: the forums have got to be flipping out
[3:37:58 PM] spacetimeCounselor: oh man i bet
[3:38:16 PM] spacetimeCounselor: still rewatching
[3:38:33 PM] spacetimeCounselor: roxy is just so psyched about everything
[3:40:23 PM] bayesianMechanist: dirk can't have planned all of that though
[3:40:27 PM] bayesianMechanist: i doubt he anticipated everybody showing up
[3:40:31 PM] bayesianMechanist: i think this is more like
[3:40:33 PM] bayesianMechanist: him salvaging his plan
[3:40:36 PM] bayesianMechanist: and getting everyone together
[3:40:40 PM] spacetimeCounselor: yeah we heard him being like "what the fuck are they doing here"
[3:40:47 PM] bayesianMechanist: if i were dirk i'd have planned to godtier everyone at once
[3:40:57 PM] spacetimeCounselor: yeah not much chance of that now
[3:40:58 PM] spacetimeCounselor: although
[3:41:03 PM] spacetimeCounselor: technically they can still use the crypt slabs
[3:41:17 PM] spacetimeCounselor: you need to have a dead realself and an intact dreamself
[3:41:43 PM] spacetimeCounselor: and hussie said there might be other activation conditions because all the ones we've seen involved being consumed in a huge green fireball
[3:42:18 PM] spacetimeCounselor: but considering most sessions don't involve first guardian prototypings or suicide missions to create fg power sources, they'd be kind of useless if that were true
[3:42:55 PM] spacetimeCounselor: jake's shit outta luck though, unless he just went into a coma from his peanut allergy and his dreamself will be revealed as alive aradia-style
[3:52:47 PM] spacetimeCounselor: completely unrelated: how did a firefly get in dirk's lantern
[3:54:58 PM] bayesianMechanist: maybe there's fireflies in all the lanterns
[3:55:00 PM] bayesianMechanist: who knows
[3:55:26 PM] spacetimeCounselor: i wonder if the lanterns have any actual significance
[3:55:40 PM] spacetimeCounselor: maybe some weird puzzle shit on jane's land won't work?
[4:00:10 PM] bayesianMechanist: let's be honest
[4:00:14 PM] bayesianMechanist: i think they're past weird puzzle shit
[4:00:27 PM] bayesianMechanist: and into 'rendevous with beta kids ASAP'

Oh, and apparently decapitation doesn't initiate Final Death instantly. Whoops!

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[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 9, 2012 15:56:11 GMT -5

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Post by casualUcalegon on Jul 9, 2012 15:56:11 GMT -5

Dirk, you are now my second-favorite character just behind PM. Congratulations you are just that awesome.

Also wow I can't believe he killed himself just to do dreamself shenanigans. That takes a lot of guts and nerves of steel. I guess there aren't safety features specifically for stopping people from sticking heads in transportalizer boxes.

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[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 9, 2012 16:23:34 GMT -5

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Post by apianAnchorite on Jul 9, 2012 16:23:34 GMT -5

This update was pretty much DIRK IS AWESOME DIRK IS SO AWESOME SWOON SWOON DIRK/EVERBODY EVER WANTS UP ON THE STRIDER EXPRESS. SO LITERALLY.

I fully expect the internet to explode with dirk fanart, right now.

Also, the volcano made me lol so much. Oh hussie. I can always count on you for the hilariously transparent symbolism. THIS ISN'T HOW HE IMAGINED IT GUYS. (protip: this is exactly how he imagined it.)

And that high-five with Meena in the middle. Just. How are you so awesome, Dirk? Four separate universes aren't enough to contain how awesome you are.

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openMineral Junior Member Onto Session 5 now. Posts: 83	[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 9, 2012 16:37:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by openMineral on Jul 9, 2012 16:37:40 GMT -5 So yeah, it was awesome. And for shipping purposes, Dirk's Head <3 Jake is canon.
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whisperedTyphoon New Member %\1\% Posts: 30	[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 9, 2012 17:30:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by whisperedTyphoon on Jul 9, 2012 17:30:22 GMT -5 So I'd just like to take a moment to remind folks that Dirk's fetch modus requires him to rap to pick up and remove things So during all that he was also rapping
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[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 9, 2012 20:36:30 GMT -5

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Post by zephyrIce on Jul 9, 2012 20:36:30 GMT -5

*bounces excitedly* omgomgomg
I cosplay Roxy and have friends that cosplay Dirk and Jake and the Dirk is making a Dirk head to go with her Tavros one from her Gamzee cosplay and we're going to have soooooo much fun with this update when we're at A-fest, I can't wait!!!!!

(this has been: squee from zI)

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[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 16, 2012 19:04:53 GMT -5

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Post by disasterAverted on Jul 16, 2012 19:04:53 GMT -5

You guys have spoiled Homestuck for me. Because all I could think of after watching that update was "What kind of a sBoob comes up with an elaborate plan to resurrect three teammates and himself that doesn't end with any of them getting a tiger?" (Not really of course).

Though it kinda makes sense that to experienced veterans, all resurrection is just gameplay mechanics and god-tiering is a gameplay mechanic to be exploited as often as possible, while normal players like them (especially in a rushed session) might not even KNOW there's methods of resurrection until they're told. And to them just not dying this time is the part that matters, the promised utility of god tier powers is kind of abstract by comparison.

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openMineral Junior Member Onto Session 5 now. Posts: 83	[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 17, 2012 21:51:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by openMineral on Jul 17, 2012 21:51:57 GMT -5 GUYS WE GOT AN ENTER x3 COMBO TODAY IN THE FUTURE
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genesisArtificer God Frogs are cute, ok?%\0\% Posts: 638	[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 28, 2012 5:05:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by genesisArtificer on Jul 28, 2012 5:05:30 GMT -5 My reaction to the new flash: 1: Oh shit 2: Oh noooooooooo 3: Oh fuck 4: AAAAAAAAA 5: ... Oh hell.

openMineral Junior Member Onto Session 5 now. Posts: 83	[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 28, 2012 7:36:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by openMineral on Jul 28, 2012 7:36:49 GMT -5 THIS UPDATE. IT TOPPLES CASCADE IN MY OPINION. Also, is that a Problem Sleuth reference I see there, the cane turning into a gun?
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genesisArtificer God Frogs are cute, ok?%\0\% Posts: 638	[UPDATE SPOILERS] Update Talk/Incoherent Babbling Jul 28, 2012 7:42:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by genesisArtificer on Jul 28, 2012 7:42:10 GMT -5 It was already there. In previous appearance of Spoilerman

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