My fir5t 5e55ion

[grimdarkKuru5u]

Your name i5 Guy 5pencer, and on thi5 day, the fifth of 5eptember in 2013, you find your5elf in your office, on your computer. You are waiting for your copy of the newe5t game, 5BURB Legend5, to arrive in the mail. What do you do? 

(Thi5 i5 an open-ended game, meaning you guy5 can make 5ugge5tion5, with different reaction5. If you wanna join me on my game, ju5t make a little opening like I did here, and 5et up a pe5terchum 5e55ion with me in thi5 place, kk?)

[grimdarkKuru5u]

While waiting for an idea, you come acro55 your old TOUHOU 5PELL CARD5! The5e were handmade by you, and only you know how to u5e them. 5hould you play a game of 5elf-Danmaku?

[grimdarkKuru5u]

You decide that, 5ince you have nothing better to do, you'll play 5ome 5elf-danmaku. A5 u5ual, you win by default becau5e you can't dodge or get hit by your own attack5. What do you do now?

[grimdarkKuru5u]

You 5uppo5e you 5hould chat with 5omeone, but who? You gue55 a game of chat roulette couldn't hurt.

You began threatening adrenalineExtermination [ae]
GK: Hey. Wanna play a game?

[abelinaemeon]

AE: }sure,, !''d 7ove too p7@y a g@me w!th you{

[grimdarkKuru5u]

GK: Careful, your choice could decide your fate. Fir5t, you mu5t know the rule5. You can not back out or cheat, doing 5o will force the game of de5truction on you. 5till wanna play? Well you already 5aid ye5, 5o... enjoy. www.tinyurl.com/5burblegend5

[abelinaemeon]

==> Be the purple-blooded sea dweller girl

[abelinaemeon]

You became the purple-blooded sea dweller girl.

Your name is ABELIN AEMEON, and today is NOT YOUR 6th WRIGGLING DAY, because that was last sweep. You find yourself sitting at your computer, in your respiteblock, which is cluttered with VIDEOGAMES, ROCK/METAL CDS, CREEPYPASTA, and COSPLAY. You are waiting for the game that your human friend linked you to download.
What will you do?

[grimdarkKuru5u]

==> A5k your new friend what they like to do, and maybe 5end them to a 5ite with 5tuff they like.

[abelinaemeon]

You began to type to your new human friend about what they like to do.

AE: }so,, wh@t do you 7!ke to do?{

[grimdarkKuru5u]

GK: I like reading creepypa5ta5 and playing game5. Mo5t of which are deemed childi5h, like Pokemon and Yugioh. And you?

[abelinaemeon]

AE: }! 7!ke creepyp@st@s too,, @nd pl@y!Ng v!deog@mes,, 7!sten!Ng to mus!c, @nd cosp7@y!Ng{

[grimdarkKuru5u]

GK: You know, I feel like I forgot 5omething. What all did you do to introduce your5elf to the people in the other world, reading this. Also, hurray for built in keyboards!^^

[abelinaemeon]

AE: {!f you w@Nt to !Ntroduce yourse7f to the peop7e !N the other wor7d, then do !t}

[grimdarkKuru5u]

GK: I meant, is there anything I forgot? I said my name, explained where I...I forgot to describe my location TT_TT Brb.

As you leave Pesterchum for a bit, you begin to draw an image of your office.



Goddammit you suck at drawing. Welp, might as well explain it. The top right door leads to the living room, while the bottom right door leads to the laundry room. On the desk is my computer, with an ACER screen. The red box is a weird box your mom owns. You like to keep the window closed and blinded, so there is that/

You have began threatening adrenalineExterminator
GK: Ok, done. Question, where do you live?