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Post by tokoro on Jan 25, 2019 8:55:37 GMT -5
> Commit acts of SCIENCE with the CRUXITE
The acts of SCIENCE are comitted with extreme prejudice. You are not ashamed. noone should be ever ashamed of SCIENCE.
You use the CRUXITE along with the CARD and put them in the machine. It whirrs and starts drilling into the cruxite.
Wait what's that sound.
>Give your back to the obvious shenanigans behind you.
Surely nothing wrong is happening right now while you have your back turned. Not at all.
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Post by firecracker on Jan 29, 2019 18:04:39 GMT -5
The light is blinding. I have no idea what I have done, did I fuck up already? Oh. Oh, no.
That... is not something that should have ever been conceived. you already feel that you have completely fucked up in every single way.
That pillow.. it is... OH MY GOD IT IS...
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Post by tokoro on Jan 30, 2019 7:01:24 GMT -5
> Receive ATIFACT
You receive a bottle. It seems to be made of the same CRUXITE that the cylinder from before, but it's bent. You CAPTCHALOGUE it in your SCIENCE modus, it automatically analyzes and gives you the most relevant metrics. wait, why does it say " " on the CHEMISTRY modus, you ponder.
> Explain SCIENCE modus. Do it without any nerd shit. And in 100 words.
Hmph, fine, the ungrateful masses shall have their simple explanation. But you owe me one. Ahem. The science modus has two parts, a PHYSICS modus, and a CHEMISTRY modus. When an item is captchalogued, it analyzes it and gives its most rare component, and two metrics. it'll try to give the things that I don't already have on my inventory. To take out the item, I must introduce the COMPONENT or a METRIC in INTERNATIONAL SYSTEM UNITS. You love this modus because it will protect you from CAPTCHA HACKERS, a phenomenon that you've never seen, but it still scares you.
> Ignore inventory problems and get on with it
You realize talking in your thoughts about things you ALREADY KNOW is not gonna help you. Let's keep going a-
What in the name of all that is science.
> Find logical explanation
Let's see. The little ball of light has turned into a floating GLOWING PILLOW which si now missing its lower half. This requires further examination.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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SB: And there's the third big artifact of doom. Are you ok? my finger slipped.
AS: Science damnit, I'm gonna get it for this.
AS: Ok, see that card on the ground? I'm gonna use it to make a neat thing.
AS: You try to figure out that thing that came out of the CRUXTRUDER. It's gotta be important.
AS: Ok, what did you do to my duck feather pillow and why is it defying the laws of gravity.
AS: I demand an explanation. And also, what's that tick-tock sound. More mysteries!
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Post by firecracker on Jan 31, 2019 16:53:41 GMT -5
Holy shit this thing is HILARIOUS. it's a fucking pillow ghost. This game is already more awesome than I thought.
"Now i wish i had put something funnier in there!"
You take a moment away from Lab Coat man (You can't honestly BELIEVE he uses a lab coat as pjs, that is so CREEPY) to check your PESTERCHUM. Yep, still noone. Jeez, you knew it was gonna be barren, but this is something else. I don't want to do a 2 player run, but you're not exactly made of TIME.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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AS: You try to figure out that thing that came out of the CRUXTRUDER. It's gotta be important.
AS: Ok, what did you do to my duck feather pillow and why is it defying the laws of gravity.
AS: I demand an explanation. And also, what's that tick-tock sound. More mysteries!
SB: Uuuuhh, it's not what it looks like. Actually I'm not even sure of what it looks like.
SB: Is that thing a pillow ghost? It has a ghost tail. Hey hermann, touch it.
SB: Also, I don't have a sound-o-meter, so it's your mystery to solve, mr. investigator.
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Post by tokoro on Feb 2, 2019 17:49:24 GMT -5
> Use totem on totem receptacle
Sucess! The totem has been read by the machine and something has appeared! It's a jar, apparently. You instinctually captchalogue it. Stiull a mystery on its composition.
>Interact with pìllow ghost floating individual
Very descriptive.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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SB: Uuuuhh, it's not what it looks like. Actually I'm not even sure of what it looks like.
SB: Is that thing a pillow ghost? It has a ghost tail. Hey hermann, touch it.
SB: Also, I don't have a sound-o-meter, so it's your mystery to solve, mr. investigator.
AS: Silly SB, ghosts don't exist. this is some kind of trick by the game.
AS: It rejects my touch though. Also what the science is he saying? Can't understand him.
AS: Also, any idea what i'm supposed to do with this thing?
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Post by firecracker on Feb 5, 2019 4:50:08 GMT -5
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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SB: Also, I don't have a sound-o-meter, so it's your mystery to solve, mr. investigator.AS: Silly SB, ghosts don't exist. this is some kind of trick by the game. AS: It rejects my touch though. Also what the science is he saying? Can't understand him. AS: Also, any idea what i'm supposed to do with this thing?
SB: Dude, I can totally see it. It has a ghost tail, it is floting, and it GLOWS. Totally a ghost.
SB: Also, is it me or there is a blue thing at the bottom of that machine? I can barely see it and my mouse wheel is being wonky.
SB: Also, it's a jar dude, maybe put flowers in it?
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Post by tokoro on Feb 9, 2019 6:07:38 GMT -5
> Recall possible FLOWER locations
You and your family are notable at being SHIT at plant care. It doesn't helpt aht once you killed one of the potted plants by putting acid into them thinking they'd change color. You recall with fondness how you thought the change to black was a scientific discovery. Ah, the memories. you think there's a flower vase on the Hallway.
>Go into the Hallway, adventure awaits!
It's dark. But that's good, because it's the middle of the night.
> Examine posters
Oh, no, Mom put them up again. Just now that you have a literal peeper behind your back, and now all your DREAM PAINTINGS are in full display. Embarassing!
> Take out paintings
You wish. She probably stapled them to the door and put glue so they'll make noise. plus, she has copies.
> Look at doors
The right one is your mother's BEDROOM. It is imperative no more crazy sounds happen or else she'll wake up. The glass one is the KITCHEN.
> Enough worldbuilding. Grab the flower.
Hermann loves his worldbuilding and he will not take no for an answer. But on the interest of SCIENCE, he will try. You're welcome.
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Post by firecracker on Feb 10, 2019 7:39:30 GMT -5
I can barely contqin my laughter at Hermann's silly pictures. It's like the silly hand made drawings I'd make when I was about 6.
I remember she would put them on the fridge, and left them there forever. In fact one of them is still there, and neither of us has the drive to take it off. It's a weird one too.
It looks like this, more or less. Hell if I know what it is.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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AS: Also, any idea what i'm supposed to do with this thing?
SB: Dude, I can totally see it. It has a ghost tail, it is floting, and it GLOWS. Totally a ghost.
SB: Also, is it me or there is a blue thing at the bottom of that machine? I can barely see it and my mouse wheel is being wonky.
SB: Also, it's a jar dude, maybe put flowers in it?
SB: Oh, my god, those paintings. Seems my mom is not the only one exposing my art class masterpieces in public just to embarass me.
SB: She even has a sculpture of it. It's super weird and it gives me the creeps.
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Post by tokoro on Feb 14, 2019 16:16:26 GMT -5
>CAPTCHALOGUE flowers
Oh, no. It got the whole thing. How am I gonna take this out?
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Post by firecracker on Feb 18, 2019 16:49:17 GMT -5
This ghost is just prowling around. It's just making me want to click on it, but it doesn't do anything! What the heck does it want from me?
It's gotta be the machine where the ball came from, but why? What could possibly be in there?
Oh.
OH SHIT that's a fucking timer.
Hermann didn't say this was a timed mission. Screw the fucking flowers he's gotta move or we're gonna time out.
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. --
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SB: Also, it's a jar dude, maybe put flowers in it?
SB: Oh, my god, those paintings. Seems my mom is not the only one exposing my art class masterpieces in public just to embarass me.
SB: She even has a sculpture of it. It's super weird and it gives me the creeps.
SB: HERMANN HOLY SHIT THERE'S A TIMER ON THE MACHINE THING.
SB: YOU NEED TO MOVE. Stop reviewing your child drawings and get going!
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Post by tokoro on Feb 23, 2019 15:17:57 GMT -5
> React to horible news
Oh dear. A timed mission is NOT what you wanted to hear. not only because you have no idea what to do with the jar.
Also because the stupid card has the flowers inside and now getting it out is gonna be a problem.
> Take out jar.
To do that, you need to SPECIFY what you want out, this ain't a ARRAY modus, numbnuts.
> Fine, take out the thing with 500 ml
Oh no, look at what you have done.
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Post by firecracker on Feb 24, 2019 15:39:32 GMT -5
"What are you trying to tell me little pillow ghost thing?"
I think this to myself, while this ghost thingie keeps moving up and down next to the machines.
"I know, i've already told him"
Not like it can understand me over the screen... but it's good to pretend. You have time to waste, after all. You always have time.
"What could this counter represent? It says 60:00, I assume that's an hour"
Surely enough time to get past this part of the game. Wonder why the timer is being so generous. Wait... Could it be the timer is BOTH of you? Oh lord. I wasn't thinking I was on a timer already! Am I?
Just as I think about that I hear a CRASH!
And after seeing that... I saw everything.
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Post by tokoro on Feb 28, 2019 6:34:28 GMT -5
-- The Prince of Space has entered the Medium --
> Contemplate mysterious unexplainable ocurrences
Well, this was not something you were expecting. Why did the light come back? Did the vial contain LIGHT in a bottle?
> Observe changes
Right, science demands a thorough examination, ignoring completely the other mysteries we have discovered previously and that will surely not come up again. Maybe looking through the other side of the hallway window will shed some light on the subject. You could also go back to your room. Why would the light have come back?
> Jump on the table and juggle tthe jar over your head What a complete waste of time! You are an EXPERT at keeping the jar on your head, though.
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Post by firecracker on Mar 1, 2019 3:44:19 GMT -5
-- SincereBeast (SB) has started pestering AtomSmasher (AS) at 12:02 AM. -- [...]
SB: She even has a sculpture of it. It's super weird and it gives me the creeps.
SB: HERMANN HOLY SHIT THERE'S A TIMER ON THE MACHINE THING.
SB: YOU NEED TO MOVE. Stop reviewing your child drawings and get going!
SB: Hermann... look at your room's window. Holy shit it's so beautiful.
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Post by tokoro on Mar 5, 2019 7:41:32 GMT -5
> Look out your room's window
Holy motherfucking science.
> Notice blue ghost floating being
Seems Veronica's creation is undulating around those very dangerous looking yellow clouds. It seems completely unaffected.
> Look at CLOUDS
They are yellow and they are either poisonous or downright corrosive, if your knowledge of chemistry is anything to go by. Maybe you should get a SAMPLE.
> Look at SEA
That water looks GREEN, and definitely not like normal water. Again, you'd love to take a SAMPLE to examine in detail.
> Look at HOUSE
Your HOUSE is dangerously sitting on teh top of a PROMONTORY. It looks... somehow stable. Maybe, Geology ain't your forté. The PROMONTORY looks like some kind of CLAY.
For teh third time, you'd love to get a SAMPLE, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Also, while you're looking around, you hear your computer's PESTERCHUM light up. Did a new conversation happen? Who could be calling you in teh middle of the nigh- Hmm. Why is it daytime again? You are utterly confused by the lack of INFORMATION. Hopefully this new person will hold some answers.
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