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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 7, 2015 21:43:21 GMT -5
Granted. I am in cryptologicalMystic's house and baking pies and doing the bureaucratic work for you that you wouldn't have done anyways. And obsessively criticizing everyone's every session-mauling mistake, flooding your inboxes with long-winded letters complaining about other people and generally being boring.
I wish for the Secret Weapon!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 10, 2015 13:36:16 GMT -5
You get your Secret Weapon. However, said Secret Weapon is so secret that it takes on only the properties of a Perfectly Generic Object. ALL OF THEM.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 10, 2015 15:59:38 GMT -5
Granted. Your lack of a wish summons a swarm of corrupted dersite agents from the depths of the Furthest Ring to use it instead. One of them (a CD) wishes for hats, and gets incredibly giant hats which he proceeds to put on people's lands to piss them off.
I wish for the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 10, 2015 20:05:49 GMT -5
hahahaha okay that one was actually good
You get the Noble Circle. Apparently, it really was a noble circle made of horrorterrors. Ironically, Chuxtoepose prepared this one as a joke.
I wish to be made of time.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 10, 2015 20:26:32 GMT -5
Granted. Your shiny is poked by the Beat, you attain the Mark of Time, and you become a Time elemental. You are then immediately subordinated to the Aspect of Time and forced to act as players' Whisperings. Have fun watching timelords die millions of times. In a single session. And this will never end until Sburb itself is annihilated. Have Fun!
I wish for the seven archangels of the corrupting angelic hivemind to explode!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 11, 2015 11:43:51 GMT -5
Seven of them do. Sephrian, however, gets a headache.
However, he now has to actually clean up all of the corruption spread by the explosion. Sometimes, even Angels have to show restraint.
I wish to be made of wishes.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 11, 2015 14:39:51 GMT -5
Granted. You are consumed by a pair of sailors and the mermaid you were linked to becomes a skymaid. Have fun being digested!
I wish for a tea party!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 11, 2015 14:45:00 GMT -5
... what
You get a *mad* Tea Party. I wish for a boatload of giant dapper crumpled hats so I can piss people off by dropping it on their lands.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 11, 2015 17:18:45 GMT -5
Granted. You get Otherscorrupted CD's Land-fitted hats. He now hates you viciously and has become a super-efficient superspy assassin with eldritch majjykal powers. Have fun trying to fend off the angry agent with the towering pile of hats seeking his other hats back.
I wish for a Perfectly Generic Object!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 12, 2015 7:37:01 GMT -5
For some reason, you get a Secret Weapon instead. It turns YOU into a Perfectly Generic Object.
I wish to know the effects of having a land of Angels and Horrorterrors. How bad would that manage to screw up the session?
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 12, 2015 10:30:23 GMT -5
Granted. You get one. Your session is now incredibly screwed over because of the rampant corruption of both sides flooding everywhere, twice. The battle spreads sessionwide and proceeds to fuck everything up as reinforcements arrive from the Furthest Ring and cracked-open Lands and Skaia pretty much every moment and everything in the way gets a nice fat smattering of corruption. There is so much corruption the game proceeds to totally bug out and become unwinnable, the Skaian skirmishes between Light and Darkness replaced by sessionwide outright war between Angel and Horrorterror.
...wow.
I wish for a pumpkin appearifier so I can replace all these spatiotemporally unstable pumpkins!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 12, 2015 13:32:09 GMT -5
Granted. You get one. Your session is now incredibly screwed over because of the rampant corruption of both sides flooding everywhere, twice. The battle spreads sessionwide and proceeds to fuck everything up as reinforcements arrive from the Furthest Ring and cracked-open Lands and Skaia pretty much every moment and everything in the way gets a nice fat smattering of corruption. There is so much corruption the game proceeds to totally bug out and become unwinnable, the Skaian skirmishes between Light and Darkness replaced by sessionwide outright war between Angel and Horrorterror. ...wow. I wish for a pumpkin appearifier so I can replace all these spatiotemporally unstable pumpkins! Come to think of it, that was exactly what happened in the fanfic as a plot point, for the war server. Corgi got this land, and it managed to replace the Black King: in other words, the Angels and the Horrorterrors kicked the Prospitan and Dersite armies off of Skaia! You start to appearify pumpkins. You now suffer from Pumpkin Cravings. I wish to... get Jack Noir to stab the Nightmare Heir.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 12, 2015 17:02:29 GMT -5
I was kind of referencing that, yes.
Jack Noir stabs the Nightmare Heir. Unfortunately, someone has replaced the knife he was using with a healknife, dealing excessive negative damage. The Nightmare Heir's health vial promptly maxes out and disappears as he goes into cutscene mode to kick you off the Earthsea Borealis. He then proceeds to [show reverence] to Jack Noir's stabs, and glitches away to go on adventuring with him and gradually steal your land away from you.
Well, that's...awkward.
I wish for a use for the poison potatoes!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 13, 2015 6:32:33 GMT -5
You start giving them out to Seers.
Why hadn't you thought of this before???
I wish to be able to kill the god-damned Weeping Angels instead of having to have the Flesh player convert them into shields.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 13, 2015 21:46:20 GMT -5
Granted. You gain the ability to drain all their time energy, de-existifying them. This has a bad habit of flinging you so far into the future that the end of the universe or session decay or whatnot is going to be a problem. Hope you brought time travel!
I wish for a pumpkin party in sea hitler's water apocalypse!
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