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Post by genesisArtificer on May 25, 2012 15:09:09 GMT -5
It does. It hit it so hard your Timeline is now Doomed.
I want for GM to be a Player in my next session and get an Unbreakable Union with her, cause I want for her to clarify some of more obscure chapters of her Guide.
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iDea
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Post by iDea on May 25, 2012 22:37:10 GMT -5
Grats. She is as terrifying as they say.
And she won't. Leave you. Alone.
I want my players to not be dense for once.
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 26, 2012 4:23:41 GMT -5
Their density experiences a sudden drop and they start floating around. Still a bunch of idiots though.
I wish we knew the guys who coded sburb (so I could break all of her limbs)
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 26, 2012 4:42:27 GMT -5
You cannot break limbs of something that doesn't have bones! Developers are Others, every single one of them!
I wish that my Land Quests were more sane, and contained less shitty rap.
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Post by ventricularPipefitter on May 29, 2012 10:32:52 GMT -5
Congratulations! Your next Land Quest is about helping out the one consort that wishes there wasn't so much rap.
Instead, you will help it craft terrible limericks and villanelles.
I wish that it was easier to visit the afterlife and speak with dead players; there are some people I'd really like to apologize too.
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zephyrIce
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Post by zephyrIce on May 29, 2012 10:36:08 GMT -5
You are now dead, so you have all the time in the world to find them, and visiting is no longer an issue.
I wish my Seer would quit raging, it's killing her roleplay bonuses and I'm tired of dodging spears.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 29, 2012 14:56:01 GMT -5
Your Seer stops. She smiles at you blankly and behaves like a lobotomy victim. This is because her prefrontal cortex is now gone.
I wish for Jack Noir to get heart attack, just now. He tried to stabmurder our Dersite Dreamers.
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Post by timelyTurnabout on May 30, 2012 7:28:09 GMT -5
Jack now has Heart powers and is messing with your girlfriend's shiny
I just want my life to make sense again.
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Post by specificNihilism on May 30, 2012 9:42:52 GMT -5
your life makes sense but that's because you're a [r in pla er]
spenih wishes for her [blo d play r] to not walk into [atom k eb npyres]
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Post by technicolourCapitalist on May 30, 2012 10:26:48 GMT -5
She stops walking, and starts marching in, dragging the rest of you with her.
I wish I could understand how ectobiology works. (frogs i mean what i dont even)
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 30, 2012 11:48:12 GMT -5
You do understand this process.
You get completely insane and kill every Frog on Land of (something) and Frogs, dooming your session.
I wish for a reunion with my still living teammates from my first session.
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zephyrIce
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Post by zephyrIce on May 30, 2012 17:45:55 GMT -5
You do, in a new session that goes horribly horribly wrong right from the start and you all die from a different glitch.
I wish I understood madness, it'd be so many things eaiser...
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Post by velvetDownpour on May 31, 2012 0:42:49 GMT -5
You are now the embodiment of Headaches. You now understand madness better than anyone else, as you are the Whisperings of Rain.
I wish for more lasers.
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Post by whiteLimestone on May 31, 2012 1:34:57 GMT -5
You're on the wrong side of the laser-making device when you turn it on. Crispy!
I wish my Denizen would stop laughing at me in that high-pitched titter.
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zephyrIce
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Post by zephyrIce on May 31, 2012 1:36:51 GMT -5
They start talking to you in that high-pitched twitter instead.
I wish I knew where these imps learned all these curse words that got scrawled on the outside of my house. I don't think some of these are in english. Or even from earth.
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