The sB shipping thread

[mislaidLullaby]

Because I have 50 liberty points and can afford this, apparently.

At the request of saffronDominion, I now present the suspicionsBastions shipping thread. Because FREEDOM.

So far he has a rather impressive list of ships, including him and AMERICA, apples, liberty and pies. Also a potential Kismesis with righteousPrimogen- Congrats on that, by the way, you guys.

So, here it is guys. You asked me to make this, so have fun with it.

[genesisArtificer]

Why this exists. I mean, blueberryX Abe.

Other than that, I do ship him with apples and America, so...

[specificNihilism]

this
left spenih speechless
and she's still amazed

congratulations regardless however

[repentantPrimogen]

I salute You, genesisArtificer, my Comrade, and Spenih, my Superior in Strength.

Also, I think apple beverage is weak, as my Auspistice Vitaliy drinks it as a mean of recreation, He is the only person that I won't mind to take it in his system. I vastly prefer Vodka, as a true drink of Mighty Ones.

[suspicionsBastions]

...Though it is your technical right to create this thread, due to your expenditure of Liberty Points and the protection of the First Amendment, note that my eyes are on you, and my mighty American Gaze is capable of detecting a hint of unAmerican behavior across time and space.

Think of me as an eagle, watching over your collective shoulders. Not a hawk. Hawks don't carry arrows, for use in hitting enemies of freedom.

The olive branch is also for hitting enemies of freedom.

And to righteousPrimogen, I believe from your speech that you may have fallen into unsavory company in your attempts to get me involved in your Weird Alien Thing. I suggest that you immediately cease this course of action; vodka and Communism are the siren songs of the destruction of all that is right.

[mislaidLullaby]

Unamerican? UNAMERICAN?

Don't you talk to me about unamerican! Of course I'm not acting in a particularly american manner! I'm not from the USA and the only one willing to teach me how to be more american HASN'T TALKED TO ME IN WHISPERINGS ONLY KNOWS HOW LONG.

Bah! I take your olive branch and throw it in your general direction. May it strike you in due time, good sir. Until then, I shall be returning to follow the shining light of Our Glorious Monarch and I'm taking the colonies with me.

[repentantPrimogen]

I am considering to change my political allegiance to Communism, Abraham just to Spite You

I am normally reserved to do this, but

I <3< You with an extra vitriol serving

I do hope You will get burned by it

[whiteLimestone]

"Comrade", huh?

There's a Communism joke in here, but I can't think of it right now. Just know that I now ship suspicionsBastions with righteousPrimogen as well, though I'm still not sure what kismesis means despite seeing the term around this forum. It sounds shippy enough that I'm going to assume I can kismesis-ship people.

[mislaidLullaby]

whilim, a kismesis is like a hate-based relationship. They are in loathing and we wish them all the best with it.

rigpri and susbas are a particularly good example, I think.

[repentantPrimogen]

you can ship me and Him in Black just fine

it is because it is True.

I am aware that Hate is not a romantic option in human system

but I will make it work for US

[openMineral]

Wait, that is the wrong kind of ship, isn't it?

Although the Kimesis thing is perfectly fine, however.

[suspicionsBastions]

mislaidLullaby: I apologize for my absence in terms of American training- I have neglected you as my young American ward, much as if I were an extremely patriotic Batman and you were my impatient British Robin. However, as you can see, I have been facing challenges with spreading liberty, bringing freedom, combating tyranny, and- most recently- being shipped.

repentantPrimogen: I suggest that you not go down that road, as it is a dark and winding one. Down the path of communism lies madness, and it is my job as a stern and righteously indignant champion of the American Way to prevent your decline into becoming the Russian Joker, a la the aforementioned Patriot Batman.

However, I must admit that the Patriotic Batman and stern indignance is a bit worn by the fact that this is apparently an extremely alien form of romantic relationship. And the fact that you seem to be deadly serious about it. It is as if the Joker began hitting on Batman midway through the comics.

Which he might have been. I don't read much Batman.

[mislaidLullaby]

Neglect doesn't even begin to cover it, boy. As for Patriot Batman? My left foot you're Batman! You're like a terrible version of Captain America- Say, one without the shield for which he is best known. This also makes me Captain Britian by default and therefore superior. On a final note to you, Robin died. Many, many times. Don't compare me to Robin unless you want a smack upside the head.

Also, opemin, that is a very nice boat! ouo

[repentantPrimogen]

I know nothing about Joker and Shriekbeast Person but if it pleases You it must be vomit inducing

I also think that this is incredibly arrogant of You to demand of People clearly Superior to You to adhere to Your social norms

You are to WEAK to uphold them

You can just sulk and act offended and never ever act upon it

Why are You so serious about this?

mL I must insist for You to stop antagonizing Abraham

it will sparkle a competition between You and me over His Spade

unless You are sad because neglected Your Worthy Person in that case I will just Loathe Him a bit more if it is even possible

[whiteLimestone]

RP: It's option enough! Shipping enemies is one of life's little joys, especially when the arch-enemies in question are the main hero and villain of a given series.

Though I'll admit that irl it's not really a thing that happens.

SB: I think China is more communist than Russia these days. Or those days, what with the meteors and all.