Useful Alchemy results! (Or, how to make Sopor.)

[ballisticSpectacle]

This is a thread for sharing the results of alchemy that'll be useful for your co-players, should the need ever arrive.

From what I hear, Trolls get irritable without this Sopor Slime stuff, so...

Potted Plant && Grandma's Pills = Sopor Slime.

Just don't try to alchemize the Sopor itself. For some reason, we keep getting stuff covered in troll blood.

[casualUcalegon]

Thhat's becaUse U don't have the skills.

If U have the right stats, Sopor Slime || Shitty Dagger = Assassin's Best Friend

Thanks for the recipe, thoUgh. We've been making do with dUplicating the shit, bUt stale sopor is an ass to sleep in and mixed species sessions tend to start with none to alchemize in the first place.

[stanzicApparati]

[RAngoon wArning]

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NEedles && REgisword = REgineedles, eDged nEedles wIth tHe REgisword's bUffs vS rOyalty.

REgineedles && CLock = REvolution's TIme, wHich aPpears tO bE a TIme-aSpected vErsion oF tHe REgineedles. I aM nOt sUre iF I jUst gOt lUcky hEre oR nOt. NOir wIll gIve yOu fUnny lOoks iF yOu hAve iT iN yOur sPecibus wHen tAlking wIth hIm; I tHink hE cAn hEar tHe tIcking.

[tenaciousTheseus]

Just gonna post all of them here.

Regisword && (whatever specibus you have = regi(specibus)
A pretty nice weapon, easy to obtain and has some great bonuses.

Sopor pie && Bike Horn = A juggling club covered in olive troll blood
Yes, this thing is creepy. Yes, it's weak against everything. But chuck it at the Black King, and it does bafflingly large amounts of damage and knocks him off balance.

Computer && Clothes = Clothes computer
A hands-free computing device on the go. Always useful. Works on glasses, shoes, anything

Rocket picture && Shoes = Rocket shoes
Come on. Rocket. Shoes. Do I need to explain this?

Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence && Soda =Biophosphoradelecrystalluminesoda
Tastes good. Replenishes Pluck. Always have a few cans on you

Biophosphoradelecrystalluminesoda && Tea =Steeped Mania Tea
Not only does it replenish Pluck like the soda does, it replenishes your Health Vial and gives you some nice temporary stat boosts too. Works even better on Rain players

[musicalDecay]

Juggling Club(Covered in Troll Blood) @@ Lego my Fago(Hammer Made of Fago) || Taste the Rainbow(wand) = Warhammer of Zillyhoo (1 zillion unknown grist)
This is an insanely hard to make weapon I don't even know how to get that type of grist, let alone the amount it needs. It's insanely overpowered though. Underlings and other low level enemy's will fall down crying out of the beauty of it, and it's power level is so stupid that when it gets a critical hit it can kill high level enemy's in one hit. If you can make this item, you are either the best out there, or you're a clown.
Warhammer Of Zillyhoo @@ Fluorite Octet = Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer
HAHAHA, yeah. Good luck with this one. If you can make this odds are you're also the person that found out how to one shot the black king.

[stanzicApparati]

So that these don't get lost:

Cake || Knitting = The Sweet Princess Gown

The Sweet Princess Gown || Dress Ghost Image = Dress of the Strawberry's Wedding

Dress of the Strawberry's Wedding && Whalebone/Whalebone Ghost Image = Sweet Armor of the Whale Queen

The Sweet Princess Gown && Pants = The Sweet Polly Oliver

Necessary images for alchemy: [Victorian Dress.jpg] and [Whale Bone.jpg]

The Sweet Princess Gown seems to give a significant flummoxie bonus to me, but that might just be a Mage thing. The Sweet Polly Oliver gives a similar bonus, but also causes my consorts to get confused about what gender I am.

Sweet Armor of the Whale Queen gives me a land rep bonus, but my consorts are penguins and my land is all ice and water.

[wavebreakGladiator]

Alright so this is one a buddy with hookkind figured but it was cool so i made a pointa rememberin
Fishing hooks && broom handle = Battle Hook
Battle Hook || Tiger Doll = Claws of Baihu aka goddamn hookswords
man they were cool I wanted them. Also I think they gave a bonus to god tier players
Oh hey I need a new melee spec guess what i'm makin later

[genesisArtificer]

good wine && Time mechanism = vintage wine. That would mean yes, the aged wine of your choosing.

fancysanta || Frog = Ribbiclaus, expenive, but cool as hell and gives you massive bonuses. all alchemisations with a Frog work like this, but try some labeled "Contraband" (protip: they are from diffrent Lands than Land of X and Frogs) for even more bonuses.

Alchemising Frog with anything also gives it immunity against Others influence (so no Zalgo assholes blowing up your gear)

[openMineral]

Diamond && Wedding Ring = Diamond Wedding Ring

Useful for if you want to get married in the Medium for some reason. More things with the Shipping stat?

Diamond Wedding Ring || X-Sided Die = Ring of X-fold

(X = the number of sides ON the die.)

Found this while fooling around with a holopad-addon to the Alchemeter. It costs a fortune(88888888 of Build Grist, 55555 of each kind of special grist(Amber imps = Amber Grist, Shale Imps = Shale Grist, etc.), and 10000 Zillion Grist.), but doesn't do anything on non-prospitians or non-dersites. If you add a "&& Patch of (Species) Skin" to the result, then it'll work for that species. It's useless anyway if the dice's number of sides isn't the same as the number of players in the session, and does NOT carry through sessions. The Skin somehow removes the Red Miles from the ring.

Regisword || Juggling club covered in olive troll blood = "Regiclub" covered in olive troll blood

Found during the same of said screwing around as above. The game refers to this as "Covered in Olive Troll Blood", so the name isn't canon. If you can afford to craft this(1 Quadrillion total grist. That isn't a kind, that's the number of all your grist combined), then you have probably the only weapon that OHKOs the Black Queen due to the buffs. It can also kill Horrorterrors and Angels, despite them not having a health stat visible. Counts as any of the Strife Specibi EXCEPT gundamkind. Broken? Yes.

[bombasticGrasshopper]

Was messing around with breakfast stuff. Turns out Coffee (beans or instant) && Empty pill capsule (or a sugar pill/placebo, or apparently certain vitamins but not all) = caffeine pills. I suspect you could get a similar result by replacing coffee with any kind of energy drink, or maybe even soda, but I haven't tried.

If you don't have any convenient pills, you can combine aspirin with flour or sugar to make a sugar/flour pill. Aspirin can in turn be made from various convenient plants around the lands and moons.

I don't have any use for it, but I thought I should share it anyway. Apparently you can also follow a relatively simple chain to get from Coca-Cola to its namesake, but that's not particularly useful.

[curiouslyConfined]

Rollerblades || an image of a cheetah (could work with any animal or vehicle known for its speed) = Spinning Devils. This is a pair of small devices to be snapped onto the soles of your shoes. When activated via a codeword or a certain movement (each pair is set manually by repeating the activation signal three times), they will form into small wheels that seem to amplify inertia. As such, I would advise a running start before activation.

[grinningcat]

TROLL ALIC:3 IN WOND:3RLAND (IS TH:3R:3 :3V:3N A HUMAN ALIC:3 IN WOND:3RLAND!?) || CAT R:3LAT:3D THING && YOUR CLOTH:3S == CH:3SHIR:3 CLOAK. L:3TS YOU 13:3 INVISI13L:3.

[deliriousDungeonmaster]

F!rst, let me state my weapon !s odd, A computer keyboard. ! d!d alchem!ze !t w!th a broom handle and got a small handle on the top for we!ld!ng.

Also, Second, !f your or your fr!ends land has someth!ng along the l!nes of "Treasure", "Art!facts", "Rel!cs", or anyth!ng of the sort, alchem!ze the treasures, you'll get ep!c results

((ok, screw this quirk ))

(Someones) photo + Computer = (Someone)-top.
Useful, if a bit creepy

Feathers + Pole = Feathered pole
Feathered Pole + hammer = Curved Feathered Pole
Curved Feather Pole + Plant = Wing*
Wing* + Shirt = Winged shirt
Expensive, time consuming, totally worth it...Well, until you hit god tier. (Also worth mentioning, make sure the feather isn't white. Trust me on this)

Ok, Unique ones for me!

Emerald Sky (Legendary sword) + Keyboard = Emerald Void
Very effective, and its got a freakin blade on it right now.

Emerald void + 8-fold blade** (Legendary from another land.)= Tempered Terror
Keyboard with a sick blade on it. Does wicked amounts of damage.

Tempered Terror + Alchemizer + (Whatever the card puncher is called) = The All-In-Vo!d.
Words cannot describe how awesome this thing is.

*It's called a wing, But it looks inorganic, almost metallic. Also, exact formula may vary, Memories kinda sketchy right now. Vo d aspe t an a l.
** Gotten from the Land of Cities and Frogs. Odd, Since my denizen is a giant 8-headed snake.

[tradingcardgamer]

Jul 10, 2012 10:48:40 GMT -5 genesisArtificer said:

Alchemising Frog with anything also gives it immunity against Others influence (so no Zalgo assholes blowing up your gear)

I wonder... if I alchemized that with a spacesuit (maybe an Opti-Camoflauge Armour card, for best effects), could I find what's in the Furthest Ring? I mean, there's obviously *something* out there, if the developers (or whatever jerks/imbeciles/jerkish imbeciles made SBURB) put the Others in the way. I've always wanted to find out what's out there, but it's not like the Others just let you waltz through there.

[tenaciousTheseus]

Immunity against Otherwise corruption won't protect you from, say, crushing tentacles. And travelling the Ring is a very bad idea even if you don't count the Others, because space and time is all fucked up and nonlinear in there. You might go fifty feet and end up in the middle five thousand years ago. Best to just stay away.

Also, whoever made the game did not add the Others. They're there on their own.