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Post by aggrieveTwilight on Nov 11, 2012 20:36:14 GMT -5
well seeing as i have absolutely nothing better to do and am getting bored out of my mind in my house i figure responding to the losers trying to go afterschool special on me is about all i have to look forward to in life. so lets get this fail train on the way.
to the "it" called cO. i hope someone shoves a pinapple down you patheitc little cannon shaft.
to the vowel hating iC not intested k.
not cleverGryphon cG kinda pointless to spout game poweres to one who refuses to play hmm?
and lets see gC your up and about. I suppose i should be glad your not dead. whatever. im still angrynat you.
aA... stop trying to make me feel better. Just let me be for a while ok? Its just a whole lot to take in right now...
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 11, 2012 21:11:11 GMT -5
cO: Soldier at attention SIR! Ready and ever eager sir! Nothing can bring down this soldier hehe! I can only hope to personally experience each and every one of those challenges! I ENVY YOUR NAIVETY, KID. THEN GODSPEED, CHILD OF WAR, AND GOOD LUCK. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. Was kinda rude to this hardshelled black guy who seemed eager to show me his knife collection but I blew him off to go flying around the place. Wierd stuff... THATS DERSITE ARCH-AGENT JACK NOIR! IF HE'S ON PROSPIT, THAT ONLY MEANS BAD THINGS. TARGET IS DANGEROUS, EXTREMELY SKILLED WITH KNIVES, HOSTILE TO ALL PROSPIT DREAMERS. HATES THE BLACK QUEEN, BUT DESIRES HER PROTOTYPING RING. IF HE GETS IT, YOU WILL HAVE A RINGWRAITH ON YOUR HANDS. THAT IS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION! ENGAGE ON SITE!VERY IMPORTANT INTEL BELOW.RINGWRAITH: A NON-ROYAL CARAPACIAN WHO IS WEARING A PROTOTYPING RING. HAS SAME ABILITIES AS A PROTOTYPED BLACK QUEEN, BUT IS NOT RESTRICTED TO THE ROYAL PALACE, MEANING A RINGWRAITH CAN GO ANYWHERE IN THE MEDIUM. RINGWRAITHS WILL TARGET PLAYERS, AND ATTEMPT TO KILL THEM. HAS ACCESS TO [RED MILES].!!!![RED MILES]!!!![RED MILES] IS AN ABILITY ONLY RINGWRAITHS HAVE ACCESS TO. [RED MILES] FIRES AN ENORMOUS MASS OF RED TENDRILS THAT MOVE EXTREMELY FAST IN ALL DIRECTIONS. THEY WILL TRAVEL THROUGH, AND DESTROY, ALL MATTER THEY TOUCH, INCLUDING BEDROCK, AND GAME ABSTRACTIONS. [RED MILES] IS VERY CAPABLE OF DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN THE MEDIUM. IT IS WIDELY CONSIDERED AS THE MOST OVERPOWERED ABILITY IN THE GAME. IF THIS STARTS UP, YOU JUST RUN. THERE IS NO DEFENSE AGAINST IT, AND THE TIME IT TAKES TO CAST IS VERY SHORT, A FEW SECONDS AT MOST. THIS IS THE MAIN REASON WHY RINGWRAITHS ARE SO DANGEROUS. TO: AT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT A MERE PINEAPPLE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STOP A LARGE, SOLID TUNGSTEN CYLINDER MOVING AT 10% THE SPEED OF LIGHT. WOULD JUST BE A BITCH TO CLEAN THE RESULTING MESS IN THE BARREL. WOULD TAKE ABOUT 10 MINUTES. AND THE "IT" WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT "IT" HAS FEET AS LARGE AS A SMALL CAR. "IT" DOES NOT TO SAY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF "IT" STEPPED ON YOU. AND IF YOUR STILL ANGRY, JUST GO KILL SOME IMPS. [The Wrath] WOULD PROBABLY BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP "BREAK IN" YOUR NEW HAPLESS PUNCHING BAGS. >o] THAT SHOULD BE ALL FOR NO- iC: You dont have to worry bout me bro; im waaaaay tougher than you think. I am absolutely sure I can handle whatever this game can throw my way, and in that belief what could possibly go wrong? I am absolutely sure I can handle whatever this game can throw my way, and in that belief what could possibly go wrong? handle whatever this game can throw my way, and in that belief what could possibly go wrong? and in that belief what could possibly go wrong? what could possibly go wrong? what could possibly go wrong? what could possibly go wrong? .......WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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Post by goliathChained on Nov 11, 2012 22:48:26 GMT -5
Oh hey sorry guys I don't know exactly what happened just now. I had just finished typing out my last post when suddenly the music in the area I was in changed and all the little baddies backed off and some kinda boss minion burst out of the ground to one vs one with me. Tough fight; I took a few hits. Gotta say the PROMETHEAN BALL-BUSTER was completely worth the loss of my arm. That music was completely awesome sounding too.
Update: Ah I see now... I didn't realize I was still doing that. Addiction is a powerful thing; I guess this warrants some explanation.
Back when I was fairly young I had a friend who believed that everything we do is dictated by luck; and I called him on that BS. Well a long story short I would make a habit out of saying things red shirts would say to prove him wrong; and that was a poor idea on my part. The reason I am so good with fistkind is because of my stubbornness. After dozens of times tempting fate and countless Strifing with bullies eventually I started saying things like that without realizing it. At least the advantage of it was it toughened me up something fierce.
I thought I had that habit licked... oh well I guess at least I can summon a boss fight whenever I want an extra challenge haha. Although I suppose it wouldn't repeat the same encounter because I would expect that lol.
On a previous note I think I woke up somewhere in the Royal Palace on Prospit so does that mean my dream self is safe from Jack or not? I would hate for my "extra life" to get burnt without a few kills under his belt.
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 12, 2012 0:28:32 GMT -5
JACK NOIR IS A DANGER NO MATTER WHERE HE IS. BEING IN THE PROSPIT ROYAL DISTRICT DOES NOTHING TO REDUCE THE CHANCE OF ASSASSINATION.
ALSO, CONGRATULATIONS ON DEFEATING YOUR FIRST SUNSLAMMER BOSS FIGHT!
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Post by incidentalCompeer on Nov 12, 2012 9:48:19 GMT -5
AT: Fair e ough, but for th record my typ ng isn't my fa lt, the "V id" does it. I ty e fairly normall when not playing this "As ect".
GC: I know kn fe collections are cool, but this dude s bad news. I' e heard sto ies from peopl in my l st sess on and this one about the nasty shit "R ngwraiths" can do. I don't just me n like going all 'L rd of the Rings' on your ass, I me n like go ng Sa ron in the Second Age of Middle arth on you. Ta e this guy out ASAP, I do 't care how c ol he seems, kick his ass.
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Post by arcaneAnima on Nov 12, 2012 12:49:45 GMT -5
Wow, this place has been busy. Sorry I've been AWOL for a little while, more stuff has happened. Notably, the ninja attacked me again, this time on gC's land (I've been working my way through the gates). It could have been an identical version of the same monster... but somehow I got the feeling that it was the exact same ninja I fought before.
Once again, fighting it was a bitch. I'm stronger now, though, and I knew a lot of its tricks, so this time we were more evenly matched. Well, slightly. It still dang near kicked my butt. It retreated for no reason in the middle of the battle, I don't... oh crap.
gC, I think it noticed your house right before it retreated! Careful, man, it might be coming after you next!
cO: To answer your earlier question, no, that's the strange part. This ninja creature shows no sign of prototyping at all. No wings, no Lavos-powers or carapace armor, no magic spells (well, it can shoot bolts of lightning, but it doesn't seem to "cast" those like the wizard imps do). Anyway, after my fight I alchemized a camera; I'll see if I can catch a picture of the damn thing next time it attacks me.
More session weirdness: I finally woke up on Prospit. Being me, I immediately set out to look for anything unusual. Well, I didn't have to look far: There is something seriously wrong with our session's prototyping towers. I didn't notice it before because I'd never gotten a clear look.
We have four players, right? And there are four prototyping towers. Whenever I'd looked at Prospit through my telescope before, I always thought there was a weird graphical glitch were one of the towers was out of place a little bit. Having seen it up close, I now know it's worse than that. I think our session has TWELVE prototyping towers. The problem, and the reason I never noticed before, is that eight of them are broken. Like seriously, snapped in half, barely reach over the top of the surrounding buildings, BROKEN. And even weirder, there is a strange asymmetry to them.
The towers are arranged in three rings of four towers. The innermost ring has three "working" towers, and these are showing the effects of having been prototyped (by myself, aT, and gC respectively). However, the other innermost tower is broken; the reason I thought one of the towers was "out of place" is because the fourth full tower is in the second ring of towers. It is currently dormant.
Thinking back, this is eerily reminiscent of that ruin I found with twelve aspect symbols; eight damaged and scratched out, and four regular.
I made my way back to that ruin and sure enough it's still the same: eight illegible symbols, and the symbols of Breath, Heart, Rage, and Time clearly visible.
So, anyone have any theory what this all means?
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 12, 2012 20:16:10 GMT -5
I PERSONALLY DO NOT HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THIS, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE CROSS-SESSION BULLSHIT.
FROM HOW YOU SAY THE TOWERS ARE ARRANGED, YOUR FOURTH PLAYER IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE FROM ANOTHER SESSION, BUT THAT'S HYPOTHETICAL AT THE MOMENT.
AND THE NINJA. I SUSPECT THAT THE NINJA IS YOUR FOURTH PLAYER. BE CAREFUL, HE/SHE MIGHT BE A PLAYER KILLER, OR PK FOR SHORT. OR THEY MIGHT BE DOING TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT, WHICH IS REALLY COMPLICATED FOR NON-TIME PLAYERS.
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Post by goliathChained on Nov 12, 2012 23:30:52 GMT -5
VOICE RECOGNITION RECORDING DEVICE ACTIVATED
...ought you could *CLANG* sneak up on me huh? *CLANG* *CLANG* *TWANG* Sorry but thats not happening!
Hmm...
*CLANG* *TWANG *CLANG* *THUD*
Oof right in the gut. Lucky shot there Ninja boy.
Luck has nothing to do with it...
Hmm? Do... do I know you?
*CLANG* *CLANG* *TWANG* *CLUNG*
What do you think...
*CLANG* *TWANG* *CLUNG* *ZORCH*
Gog damnit would you stand still for a f'ing second and stop predicting my every move!! Jegus I havent had such an infuriating time since... *WHACK* OW SHIT right in the FUCKING FACE!!
...I remember you being better than this...
Remember me? So I do know you... but from where? The only person I know who could counter my fighting style so well is my sist*CLANG*
Shut up and fight!
FINE you want to see what I'm made of eh!? Let me show you one of my ULTIMATE TECHNIQUES!! HHHIIYA
Strafe right fake left right uppercut
WHAT!? But *THWACK* how did you... kn...ow?
VOICE RECOGNITON RECORDING DEVICE CONNECTION LOST
RE-CALCULATING...
RE-CALCULATING...
RE-CALCULATING...
ALTERNATE CONNECTION PORT FOUND; RESUMING CONNECTION
...otta let me out of here! My family could be in serious danger right now! Why Have you put me in the Royal Prison?
Breach of Royal Protocol Prisoner. By Queen's Order You Are to be Detained till Her Highness Deems you have Suffered Enough.
Listen you have to let me out!! You don't know whats at stake right now! I SWEAR GOG DAMNIT LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
Quiet yourself Prisoner. You shall Stay in your Cell Till Your Sentence is Served. Till then None Shall Pa*HURK* *SLUMP* *THUD*
*CLICK* *CREAK* *CLANG* *CLICK*
Hey there Kid. That was real rude of you to skip out on me back there. Not very classy at all. Im going to have to teach you a painful lesson for that... very very slowly. Don't you worry about anyone coming to save you either... I made very SURE of that... *schnikt* Now... lets get to it...
VOICE RECOGNITION RECORDING DEVICE DISONNECTED
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Post by stanzicApparati on Nov 13, 2012 16:42:57 GMT -5
aggrieveTwilight, arcaneAnima - one of you needs to go rescue goliathChained. From the sounds of that post, he's just been captured by Jack Noir.
I would suggest that aggrieveTwilight go after him, because hitting Noir with Purple Prose might just be the only way to get out of there safely. Jack Noir is extremely dangerous - he's the Archagent of Derse and can be ranked just under the King and Queen as far as combat difficulty goes if he hasn't gotten hold of one of the rings.
If he's gone Ringwraith, you're in some serious danger; a Noir-wraith is more dangerous than either the King or Queen - and unlike the Queen, Noir will do his damnedest to kill the players and everything else in the Medium.
But he can be prosed. Just like everyone else. It probably won't last long, though, so you'll need to move quickly.
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 13, 2012 19:10:55 GMT -5
AA, AT, GO TO SLEEP, IMMEDIATELY.
JACK NOIR IS ATTACKING GC'S DREAMSELF.
GC'S CHANCE OF SURVIVAL ALONE: 14.6332%
PROVIDE ASSISSTANCE ASAP.
GREEN LIGHT TO ENGAGE, I REPEAT, GREEN LIGHT TO ENGAGE.
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Post by aggrieveTwilight on Nov 14, 2012 12:18:10 GMT -5
well it sure sucks to be gC, fraid i got nothing i can do having learned a little while ago that i am a derse dreamer. first good thing to happen to me since i got here, its a real lovely place... so much PURPLE! i think i will just chill out here from now on, its much better than a planet full of swamps and fire geysers. best of luck gC, cause i cant help you.
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Post by goliathChained on Nov 14, 2012 12:44:13 GMT -5
aT you might be more helpful than you think! I just woke up back on my LoZaS right where I had been knocked into unconsciousness outside of my house. Now you need to listen to me! My dreamself is NOT DEAD! Jack Noir spent quite some time... toying with me whilst his goonies caused mayhem around Prospit; one of them on the radio mentioned almost capturing the "other one" who I presume to be aA. Noir stole me out of the Palace when one he called the Droll detonated some explosives on the opposite wing of the Palace.
For some reason they are trying to apprehend us instead of straight out killing us. Currently I am locked in a shuttle being taken back to the Derse Royal Palace. I guess for some reason the Black Queen wants us Prospit Dreamers alive. I don't know where aA is... I haven't heard from him in a while...
I don't know why we are wanted alive but... I overheard Jack talking with another person on the radio saying something about one of the queens powers... and... I am kinda scared...
I think this might be my fault... the only prototyping of the three of us that makes sense is Lavos... one of his schticks in Chrono Trigger (although not the most forward one) was the harvesting of DNA to futher his evolution... I think thats what this is... and why she needs us alive.
So you HAVE to intercept this shuttle! I am not interested in finding out what happens when you are harvested by a SUPERBOSS. Please pretty please?
Till they arrive at Derse I am not much use in dreamself soo... I am going to see what happened to my family... I have been dreading it. My house is dark and quiet; windows are broken in. Scorch marks are everywhere... oh god please be alright... please be alright...
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 14, 2012 21:59:01 GMT -5
Till they arrive at Derse I am not much use in dreamself soo... I am going to see what happened to my family... I have been dreading it. My house is dark and quiet; windows are broken in. Scorch marks are everywhere... oh god please be alright... please be alright... I'M SORRY. I TOLD YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. WELCOME TO SBURB. MAY [The Grid] INSPIRE US, MAY [The Nu l] OBSCURE US, MAY [The Haze] MULTIPLY US, MAY [The Pulse] DEFEND US, MAY [The Breeze] CLEAR OUR WAY, MAY [The Soul] COMFORT US, MAY [The Groove] DRIVE US, MAY [The Shade] CALM US, MAY [The Wave] GIVE US STRENGTH, MAY [The Break] SHATTER OUR OPPOSITION, MAY [The Blight] CONDEMN OUR ENEMIES, MAY [The Wrath] INTIMIDATE OUR ENEMIES, MAY [The Growth] RESTORE US, MAY [The Voices] FREE US, MAY [The Shine] FAVOR US, MAY [The Word] RESTRICT OUR ENEMIES, MAY [The Path] INFORM US, MAY [The Faith] GUIDE US, MAY [The Beat] AGE OUR ENEMIES, MAY [The World] ENCIRCLE US, MAY [The Drift] DRAW US TOGETHER, AND MAY [The Strife] REJECT OUR FINAL END. ONTO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. TO: aggrieveTwilight YOU MUST PREPARE TO EXTRACT GC FROM THE DERSITE SHUTTLE, AND THEN HIDE HIM FROM THE DERSE MILITARY, UNTIL AA CAN PREFORM AN EXTRACTION TO GET GC OFF OF DERSE. MISSION FAILURE WILL RESULT IN GC'S TERMINATION. DO YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT THIS MISSION?
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Post by goliathChained on Nov 14, 2012 23:05:46 GMT -5
Oh god... Mom... no...Attachments:
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Post by aggrieveTwilight on Nov 14, 2012 23:08:43 GMT -5
well shit seeing as i am the only derse dreamer right now i guess shit falls to me. damnit i suppose i must. i figure gC aint gonna be much help with all the blubbering hes doing right now.
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