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Post by timelyTurnabout on May 30, 2012 6:49:03 GMT -5
So, I never woke up this session, but my dreamself has apparently been sleep-scouting. I keep checking up on him every once in a while, and he seems to be a packrat for some of the most unusual things. I never thought of myself as a kleptomaniac. I'd never heard of that section of the prospitian library, but my dreamself DOES have a stack of player fanfiction in his room. Along with a trunk filled with baseball bats, a train set, cigars, sausages, keys, uncapped pens, etc., with the words "I <3 FREUD" painted on the lid. You know, I'm starting to think that that actually may have been my friends' doing.
Also, you two are brothers? WE MUST KNOW MORE.
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Post by whiteLimestone on May 30, 2012 10:22:16 GMT -5
I found Tomes Supervisor! She does not seem very happy to see me. Do you think Twilight will be an acceptable bribe? I want Prospit to get on the Team Edward vs Team Jacob vs Team EdwardxJacob train!
And that is pretty weird. See if you can get him to bring the fanfiction to your planet so you can alchemize something with it!
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 30, 2012 11:46:03 GMT -5
I am quite sure that giving her Twilight is easy way to have a Ringwraith.
Also we are brothers. End of discussion.
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 30, 2012 11:55:24 GMT -5
Dude we are so not brothers.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 30, 2012 12:04:09 GMT -5
What are you talking about? Team Edward? Jacob? What is this I don't even...This is another universal difference, isn't it?
Also, is bribing her with the Discworld series acceptable?
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 30, 2012 12:58:12 GMT -5
Bingo. Discworld is universal constant of good writing, and she will love it.
i don't know what it was in your universe but here Stephen Meyer was a BAD writer, and by BAD i mean really, really really, really bad.
Also tT, we totally are brothers. The fact there is no blood relation doesn't make it less true. (or you would rather like for them to ship us )
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 30, 2012 13:07:21 GMT -5
Ffffft you could have kept that cat in the bag a little longer. I kind of looked forward to spending two pages trying to say we were not brothers with you trying to say we were.
Heh. I may not share GA's sweet stalinist blood, but I might as well do.
You guys DO realize that he has more than double the session I have, right? I mean, seriously, check the data before accepting things XD.
That said, I would love to see prospitians reacting to vampires, but please don't give them the sparkly kind first.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 30, 2012 13:57:53 GMT -5
I gave them "Carmilla" once.
The Prospitian Archagent woke my Dreamself in the middle of the day and begged me for more.
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 30, 2012 14:00:37 GMT -5
There is so much wrong with that picture.
And how the hell did you get Jake out of his disco?
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Post by whiteLimestone on May 30, 2012 14:19:35 GMT -5
I just gave her both Naked Came the Stranger and Atlanta Nights like twenty minutes ago. She recognized them as intentionally bad stories and sat me down to explain why they were bad before telling me to write an essay about it and get back to her.
Ugh. I hate essays.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 30, 2012 15:34:32 GMT -5
Oooops, I forgot to mention that No kisssmut for you!
And tT, I still have no idea. Jake likes hot vampires, i think? They rippling bodices can lure him out the disco. That may be potentialy useful, but I have no idea how to use it.
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Post by ventricularPipefitter on May 30, 2012 15:54:21 GMT -5
Dersites -love- Anne Rice, BTW. And I've seen at least one Dersite Agent with a copy of 50 Shades of Gray.
I'm...not going to ask, really. But I guess with Jack and the Queen and all, it makes sense.
Give me Mobius Tripp and Hadron Kaleido holding hands any day.
(Also yeah guys Cogs and GA are totally brothers from another mother slimepool. They just don't ship like that. You guys have the shipping charts for the session we were all in completely wrong. Go ask enturbulatedOccupation or specificNihilism or something. I'm keeping mum on THAT whole interpersonal clusterfuck.)
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 30, 2012 17:32:01 GMT -5
Twilight was a four-book series of stories about a Necromancer who set out to find a peaceful town where she could study and wound up fighting the forces of Hell in order to preserve the balance of Life and Death. It was surprisingly good, actually.
As a note, over here? Stephen Meyer was also a hack. Directed a lot of terrible action movies with more money being spent on explosions than anything else.
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Post by chaoticVoyager on May 30, 2012 18:46:52 GMT -5
Stephanie Meyer was a murderer in my world.
She killed the image of the badass vampire.
Geddit? ZING!
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Post by whiteLimestone on May 30, 2012 19:16:22 GMT -5
In my world she wrote about sparklepires and what was apparently an attempt at romance.
I think Tomes Supervisor needs someone to balance out her seriousness. I mean really, my hand is cramping from this stupid essay. Does anyone know of any humorous carapaces that are in close reach of the Grand Library?
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