The Great One has touched down

[virtuallyGazing]

So, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be damn bloody brilliant at this game, but to be quite honest at the moment? Yea no Goddamned idea what I'm doing. Someone wanna fill me in? How do I get into one of these session dealies and how do I play, most importantly though how do I win?

[philosophicalServant]

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[virtuallyGazing]

Awww, man that's a little defeatist isn't it pal? Ha! Maybe you just didn't play with very good people or something? Trust me, I'm gonna win this thing! I err... I just need some people to play it with since I don't know anyone who has this game... so I guess I gotta find some people who do?

How about you gloomy Gus? You ready to win?

[philosophicalServant]

Defeatist, maybe. But the point I am getting across is as such.
SBURB is in itself, a glitch.
It is physically unable to allow victory.
Upon reaching the last stage of said game, the door that is supposed to give the ultimate reward gives the gift of restart.

Welcome to the glitch, my friend.

[virtuallyGazing]

Huh, sounds shitty! Well I guess when we get to the end we'll just have to figure it out wont we? I mean come on gotta be a soloution for it some how! Glitches in games get patched all the time! Right? Man, buck up a little, is everyone here so depressing? I looked at some of the other threads around here and you're all... well... like PS here.

Anyways PS, just keep your chin up bro! There's gotta be some way around this glitchy thingy right? We'll find it! Hey, if you ever wanna chat or something or play a shesh (haha I just made that word up, am I doing it right?) hit me up on pesterchum or on the boards! Same handle.

[To be honest this glitch has me pumped up! I can't wait to see it for myself!]

[vengefulGuardian]

You are a fool, then. The Glitch is no joking matter, nor is it something to desire to see. You wish to see those who have raised you, die time and again? To see your friends and allies fall? There is no being out there that is updating the game, and trying to fix it. Whatever entity designed it- is either dead, or no longer cares.

[virtuallyGazing]

Hey, you need to just relax a little other VG! Even those who've passed on haven't really left us you know? The Bonds you make can never be severed, and as you go on you'll forge new bonds right? Heck just give it some time and keep pushing forwards, we can't run from this Glitch so we may as well try and all work together to fix it rather than mope about the stuff we've lost!

[vengefulGuardian]

I do not 'mope'. I simply give you a warning. I, myself, intend to avenge the fallen- a dead King for every dead Co-player, if need be.

[virtuallyGazing]

Go on and take your revenge other VG. Just don't forget what your friends woulda wanted you to do okay? Would killing a shitton of BK's really make your friends happy? Would it be the legacy you wanted it to be? Don't forget your original goal of winning the game, because they haven't. Hit me up on PC sometime, I just got into my land but you know I've always got time for a friend!

(no seriously, if you don't chat me up on PC I'm gonna chat YOU up the time after next you get on.)

[vengefulGuardian]

I have 'hit you up' on Pesterchum. And perhaps they would not want me to avenge them- but that matters not. The game will suffer for harming them. Just as their Guardians did. No one harms those under my protection without repercussion.