lawfulinsanity
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Complete and utter new-guy... who has no idea what he's doing.
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Post by lawfulinsanity on May 27, 2015 11:44:39 GMT -5
((Um... am I allowed to ask what even is this? Because I stumbled on this, and had to ask. It's an interesting thing.))
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 27, 2015 12:14:47 GMT -5
((Um... am I allowed to ask what even is this? Because I stumbled on this, and had to ask. It's an interesting thing.)) YAY OH MY GOD I FINALLY GOT A REPLY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY sorry, nobody's really even paid attention to this So it's essentially a fanfic. It's also an open roleplay and a way to put my thoughts down on something. It's a continuation of a non-existent storyline (two, in fact,) mainly focusing on the kids of some of the main characters. Its main goal: be wacky, dense, fourm-hijacking and sooooo flipped-turnways that it flips right back around to seeming... just perfect. It's a melting pot of all the games I play, the shows I watch, the things I read. As I noted back on the first page, it just gets stranger as time goes on. (It's getting so bad that I might as well put up a list of works lovingly ripped off from.) Yeah... it's going to be a long work. In short, Yes. You should ask.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 28, 2015 8:30:34 GMT -5
All: Meet Snowager ==>
Everyone does that. They wake him up after sorting all his stuff and listen to a long info dump about how the Toa were fought using soap, and how they had to relocate to the Lost Isle after an obelisk appeared in their stronghold. Said object was exactly what pulled Neopia into large-scale war, resulting in the death of, well, everyone.
Emmet: Compose creation. Aya: Compose snoop. ==>
Aya cannot compose Snoop because Emmet has already composed Snoop!
Everyone else: Fondly regard creation. ==>
The party makes like Godhead Pickle Inspector and fondly regards Emmet's creation.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 28, 2015 9:26:26 GMT -5
Plot: Progress ==>
pM: We really don't have a choice. We need to find our way out of here. dP: Eye... conquer. Conqure? Conquest... conqur. Concqure. dP: Gaa! Conquerersjflaekjf. Shashashashashashashana. Thut kunda stff. *hic* pM: ... You had it right the first time. lD: I think everyone's going to get new roles soon. bG: Hey guys! bG: Snowy over there's very intrested in me. bG: I don't know if it's the fact that I'm a fairy, an ice fairy, or if it's my wings, of if it's because I'm a fairy and I'm not actually from Neopia... and/or some combination thereof. hR: Ah, I think it's the fourth and second items. bG: And the Leech King keeps calling me "BB" for no reason... lK: BUT THAT'S YOUR NAME bG: No, it's NOT! I am Cirno Crocker, a Trueblood Sylvari/Gensokyo Fairy, not some puppet named BB!!! lK: PROVE IT bG: Freeze you. Great Mass 「Icicle Crusher」 CIRNO SMASH PUNY MUSHROOM-BUG WITH ICICLE MALLET. nR: I like this new font. dD: Umm... yeah, not really. (Did I ever tell you you are hot?) nR: (What?) Umm... yeah... I do kinda have a burning sun inside of me... so... *blush*
BGM: Capricco Bullet Heaven
aA: This Shrapnel of Hope you carry... I get the feeling that I know this object... aA: This reminds me of my mother... aA: I can't remember her name, or really anything about her. aA: But... it just reminds me of her...
Unknown to all, a crack in reality opened. A hand emerges from it... A hand of perfect white... The breeze picks up, which is odd because there is no wind in the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain.
A whisper on the wind: Josephine... My beloved daughter... Your mother awaits your return... A whisper on the wind: I can only stay in this reality for so long... My beloved Heir of Hope... aA: !!! aA: (but I'm a Waste of Hope...) aA: My mother... was that her? I... cannot tell... aA: All will eventually cascade into place... all will be revealed when the time comes.
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lawfulinsanity
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Complete and utter new-guy... who has no idea what he's doing.
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Post by lawfulinsanity on May 29, 2015 12:57:24 GMT -5
((The Developers? *insert additional question marks for confusion-emphasis* Also, wow that char-list is hard to read... mostly 'cause it's blocked so close together.))
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Post by transfixedThumomancy on May 29, 2015 15:13:00 GMT -5
((Um... I see you've decided RPing the "dev team", and making numerous changes to make the world less grimdark and more noblebright, is a good idea. Trust me, it's really not. I'm pretty damn sure that the reason most people get into Replay Value AU in the first place is because of the grimdarkness. Actively helpful devs, permadeath that isn't permanent... these are very not grimdark (as well as subverting many, many headcanons), and may drive people away from the roleplay (more than the total depopulation has done, at least).)) ((The makeup of your dev team--namely, being entirely composed of fictional characters--is just bad form in general when it comes to big roleplays like this, as there's the ever-present chance that someone might not get the reference--or worse, the character(s) in question will be OOC.))
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 29, 2015 21:31:17 GMT -5
((Ah, well, that's the charm. It's totally still buggy, though: oh, the everlasting struggle to actually STABILIZE the servers (which actually enforces permadeath. Next patch will allow optional extra-hardness by... installing SBURB using the spare player disk given at game start. Including... permadeath. And void.) I'm really only using Aya as the dev team, as kind of a 'watcher' sort - you know, a journalist.)) ((As for the grimdarkness... it's going to erupt in an ignited cascade at about... oh, July 18? That seems like a reasonable time. (This grimdarkness is a real menace. Chen of Touhou lore... with both of the Rings from the beta session... dual-casting Green Miles. And powered by the god-damn Green Sun.) To boot, they've gotta play their perfect game, and even then, it's going to take a metric fuckton of divine intervention to even slow that beast down.)) ((Then again, they did steal the entire game from the Crockercorp, and played through it (the fact that everyone carries Rebirth these days is a real game breaker) and recoded it.)) ((It's kinda dense and shrouded in one big Gordian knot of grimbright and nobledark. After all, Dark is not Evil and Light is not Good. ( Nefer007 is not responsible for many hours wasted on TvTropes.) Not all the time.)) ((Also, the Angels and Horrorterrors are a bit different. They're more easily broken up into castes. Come to think of it, I should start that thread then...))
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 30, 2015 11:36:06 GMT -5
((A note on God Tiers: Certain entities are automatically God Tier when a game starts. This list includes: all entities powered by the Green Sun that lack the Underling tag (this includes Chen, making her that much more of a pain to kill,) all Time Lords that have regenerated at least once, actual gods (they can god tier AGAIN if they want, and can keep doing that in subsequent sessions,) developers, and anyone in Organization XIII (which has access to some costly regen for all 19 of its current members, plus Sora and his gang.) Amusingly enough, all Magikarp are also God Tier so that they can use Splash better to actually get out of the way.)) ((On permadeath and serverboots: Permadeathing in Hardmode results in just that. However, the body can be revived at ANY time, so player killers will actually have to eliminate or hide the entire body. Permadeathing in normal mode results in the player's corpse being removed from the server, and the player being flung from their desk at about terminal velocity. So yeah, don't die in game, because either way it's going to hurt.))
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 1, 2015 8:06:14 GMT -5
Explain how the boss fight went: ATOMIC BOMB SCYTHE! -75% HP Ignited Forgeman used Insane Corkscrew Haymakers! Almost all of the whole party died! M.O.X. used M.O.X. Ion Buster! M.O.X. is flipping the fuck out!
In short, M.O.X. breaks himself to beat the boss, and Meling revives everyone. Then rocks fall and everybody's trapped.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 2, 2015 9:55:06 GMT -5
Reimu is flipping the fuck out! Reimu cannot be a Yukkiri because Reimu is too busy flipping the fuck out! nM:KJLFHTIBGHERSKJTHGDRHUCBDBFUTHVYUADTGTJYUCSEjhkDBJFEW87U59743QYOIUC43QHIJCAM8OW37UW7Q48CYSCREWYOUSCREWYOURGROINSCREWYOURKIDNEYANDSCREWTHEARSEYOURODEINON4IUYT87NW4H5TUYOIEHGTV784W6TVGESYI7G9764N8W9035Q3Q54$q56;'L'3;5.,;L23K6POI32K1;';L4,5/;3L45P[1OI698013U4INEEDSCISSORSSIXTYONEAIUEWHRTIUAHBU4FYBAUYW84359Q3P43;'TQ3P4L';L34'QP0I5K3PLQ45LK[]L43Q'4OI5PO3QI4P5OJQ;'QK;P45Q34\]]435[]\1PQ3P54LQ3AOIU45HMQUI7YQ3W76TGISWEARIVEGOTAPLACEFORYOUINMAKAII7Q38Y9YHQA83GR8762TG754IV36IQ3W7861IUI8U712T4VI7523JW53IUHY4354354[]\Q34[PV5;3VKPO[Q54KIP3B8905K7,U54IO;LQ3IO5OP0Q8U98MQU25B,U30U;Q8856Y8793QLY70LQ.B43;Q!!!Reimu's tantrum is so loud, it breaks the laws of physics and the universe...
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 5, 2015 9:26:35 GMT -5
hatMidnight: Use 1337 haxxor skillz to open trans-dimentional memo ==> hM: ... hM: No.
hatMidnight: Use elite hacker skills to open trans-dimentional memo ==> hM: No.
hatMidnight: Sudo use elite hacker skills to open trans-dimentional memo ==> Black Hat Guy does that.
Some shenanigans happen.
Dirk can no longer be shipped with anybody. Really. I mean it. The party aquires Crowbar's Crowbar.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 6, 2015 9:27:03 GMT -5
Begin Interfishin' 1: Interfishin' 1: Waitin' on the Stream Interfishin' 1 Day 1: pK: Snoop on Cirno/Leon and Armin/Yukari parings ==> Ran Yakumo decides to do the Armin/Yukari paring first. However, someone else is watching... You are now temporalMaid. You are also listening in on a conversation between Armin and Yukari, and you get the feeling you know EXACTLY what it's about. You also know that whenever anything even related to "aerobics" comes up, Ran Yakumo is clearly going to become a perverted little bastart and attempt to report it to Aya. The last time she tried to act as an informant, Halley Starstorm ran Aya in circles. You start listening... but Ran's soft laughter is getting in the way. lD: ...I'll be...to...dream world... You are now pyroKitsune. The conversation is completely irrelevant. Wait a moment... You feel cold steel down by your priv... oh god it's that ninja maid RUN --- OW GOD THAT HURTS DAMMIT OW OW OW OW OW OW STOP STABBING ME DAMMIT YOU ARE NOT JACK NOIR STOP STABBING ME OW OW OW DAMMIT I SWEAR WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE END OF THE WORLD I'M GONNA MAKE MY MOTHER GAP YOU TO MAKAI YOU... Interfishin' 1 Day 2: pK: Snoop on Armin/Yukari ==> You hear nearly the same conversation. You think Sakuya's going to stab you up your... oh, what was that Indian word for a woman's bits? Okay, she ain't gonna sneak up on you this time... Bounded Field 「Boundary of Life and Death」! You are now lightspeedDragon. You just heard Ran use a spellcard in front of the cabin door. That daughter of a female Arcanine is in for it now, yep yep! KABLAMKABLAMMOKABBOOMIESSPLINTEROONIESBABOONGORILLACRUNCHSNAP CRACK BREAKlD: Make like a chef and throw this navigator overboard ==> You consider being Bonju and throwing Hogan overboard the Cyodrake's Gaze. Then you suddenly realize you don't know either of those people.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 7, 2015 6:53:30 GMT -5
Interfishin' 1 Day 3:
You are now lightspeedDragon. You just recovered from being knocked unconscious by NoLegs dumping a TANK on you.
You seem to be in a brig.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 7, 2015 14:36:24 GMT -5
lightspeedDragon: Examine brig ==>
if it's an anyone-advance-by-request-but-will-move-on-its-own-fic like good bad old Or Something Like That
and/or if it's an anybody-writes, I kind of missed the formatives;
horrorTerror: Converse with avertedCrisis ==>
You are horrorTerror, sometimes-humanoid sometimes-not entity manifesting a sliiightly less eldritch will of Arch-Servitor of the Parapet, Pontificate, Messenger, and all-Furthest Ring madness...Nameless low-ranking horrorterror? Whatever.
Your roommate has moved out, leaving you with sole command over the F.R.S.S. horrorTerror's house.
The artificial intelligence avertedCrisis steps in with a warning. (HT's hexadecimal is 240024 or regular black depending on if I remember since it's not all that noticeable, and AC uses 00FFFF)
HT: What is it already? AC: We're crossing a regional border. Into another paradox space section entirely. HT: ...that was the plan, yes? HT: I mean, we're just going to ask what they're doing with high-end reality servers so close to the replayer frog chains and the parp barrier, right? HT: Nothing wrong with a little diplomacy with the neighboring Noble Circles. AC: If we get arrested, I'm just a non-thinking pesterchum/trollian/bettybother/whatever chatbot and you're a grimdark troll or something. AC: I recommend you quickly alchemize some large candy corn, a black headband, and some duct tape. AC: And stop filtering the zalgotext just a little if you're not going to speak broodfester outright. HT: Y̧͏̸̡̀o̴u̢͟͟͞͠ ͏͡D̕͏̢̕Ǫ͢͢ ͠͏̕k҉͟n͜͡͝ò̷̴ẁ̢͝ ͜͠I̶͟͠ ҉͢͠c̢̀͜͞͡a̷̛͏n͢͏̸͠͏ ͏̴̧̛à̢̨̀͡d̨̀j̕͝u̵͏̷̸͢s̕͢͝͝͞t͏҉͟ ̨͢͞͝͠m͟͝y̶͜͢ ̶̢̢͞f̶ơ̷̢̧r̡̨͡ḿ̸̧̧,̨̧́͞͡ ̵̕r̶̢͟í͜g̢h̵̶t́͟͡?̶҉ ̷̶̛͜Í̛a͘͘͟͜͠,́̀ ͏̛̀́͢t̡̢́͡h͟͡a̡̧͝n̶͜͝͝͡a̷͡k̢͘͠ ̨͜͞҉̶ś̕͞h̵̶̵́͞o̢͢g̶̨̢͜͟u̶͝͏r̴̷̷҉͡ ̷̸̵́m̴̡͘͝e҉̶͘l̕͏̨̢g̢͘͢͜'̛͡ǹ͝͞҉͟a̸̕͘͟͡a͜͜͠.͢͠͡҉͡ ͏͏̨͞S̴͏̵h̸̀͟u҉̴g͟͏̸҉̀ ̛́ŕ̷͟͠i̴̡͢i҉̸̴̶͠t̷̵̕͠h̵̕ ̧͞͠s̡̛̀a̶̧͝a̡̢͘͘l̶̷̨̀.҉̕ AC: There was no need to insult me or my nonexistent mother(s), nor our senses of humor in regard to potatoes. HT: Your loss. :> AC: Wait, hold on a sec. I'm scanning differences. AC: Detecting some activity near the Green Sun. AC: Picking up an anticipated coronal mass ejection in a short period. AC: Also, we're out of Beyyat protection and Jennasnacht inverse penumbra expansion entirely. If we get picked up or negotiations go foul, we are dead. AC: And John Egbert's name has apparently become John Eggbert. HT: Green Sun is probably just doing decomposing frogs stuff or something. HT: Beyyat and Jenna was obvious. Us being dead if anything messes up, again obvious. HT: But... HT: John Eggbert? Really? HT: Are we sure it's not a typo or anything? AC: I am pretty sure it has legitimately been altered at baseline. HT: Well. HT: I'll... HT: Do something. We're in a pretty boring section of the Ring, I think I can still manipulate pseudospacetime pathways without getting noticed.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jun 8, 2015 9:45:56 GMT -5
lightspeedDragon: Examine brig ==> if it's an anyone-advance-by-request-but-will-move-on-its-own-fic like good bad old Or Something Like That and/or if it's an anybody-writes, I kind of missed the formatives; horrorTerror: Converse with avertedCrisis ==> You are horrorTerror, sometimes-humanoid sometimes-not entity manifesting a sliiightly less eldritch will of Arch-Servitor of the Parapet, Pontificate, Messenger, and all-Furthest Ring madness...Nameless low-ranking horrorterror? Whatever. Your roommate has moved out, leaving you with sole command over the F.R.S.S. horrorTerror's house. The artificial intelligence avertedCrisis steps in with a warning. (HT's hexadecimal is 240024 or regular black depending on if I remember since it's not all that noticeable, and AC uses 00FFFF) HT: What is it already? AC: We're crossing a regional border. Into another paradox space section entirely. HT: ...that was the plan, yes? HT: I mean, we're just going to ask what they're doing with high-end reality servers so close to the replayer frog chains and the parp barrier, right? HT: Nothing wrong with a little diplomacy with the neighboring Noble Circles.AC: If we get arrested, I'm just a non-thinking pesterchum/trollian/bettybother/whatever chatbot and you're a grimdark troll or something. AC: I recommend you quickly alchemize some large candy corn, a black headband, and some duct tape. AC: And stop filtering the zalgotext just a little if you're not going to speak broodfester outright. HT: Y̧͏̸̡̀o̴u̢͟͟͞͠ ͏͡D̕͏̢̕Ǫ͢͢ ͠͏̕k҉͟n͜͡͝ò̷̴ẁ̢͝ ͜͠I̶͟͠ ҉͢͠c̢̀͜͞͡a̷̛͏n͢͏̸͠͏ ͏̴̧̛à̢̨̀͡d̨̀j̕͝u̵͏̷̸͢s̕͢͝͝͞t͏҉͟ ̨͢͞͝͠m͟͝y̶͜͢ ̶̢̢͞f̶ơ̷̢̧r̡̨͡ḿ̸̧̧,̨̧́͞͡ ̵̕r̶̢͟í͜g̢h̵̶t́͟͡?̶҉ ̷̶̛͜Í̛a͘͘͟͜͠,́̀ ͏̛̀́͢t̡̢́͡h͟͡a̡̧͝n̶͜͝͝͡a̷͡k̢͘͠ ̨͜͞҉̶ś̕͞h̵̶̵́͞o̢͢g̶̨̢͜͟u̶͝͏r̴̷̷҉͡ ̷̸̵́m̴̡͘͝e҉̶͘l̕͏̨̢g̢͘͢͜'̛͡ǹ͝͞҉͟a̸̕͘͟͡a͜͜͠.͢͠͡҉͡ ͏͏̨͞S̴͏̵h̸̀͟u҉̴g͟͏̸҉̀ ̛́ŕ̷͟͠i̴̡͢i҉̸̴̶͠t̷̵̕͠h̵̕ ̧͞͠s̡̛̀a̶̧͝a̡̢͘͘l̶̷̨̀.҉̕AC: There was no need to insult me or my nonexistent mother(s), nor our senses of humor in regard to potatoes.HT: Your loss. :> AC: Wait, hold on a sec. I'm scanning differences. AC: Detecting some activity near the Green Sun. AC: Picking up an anticipated coronal mass ejection in a short period. AC: Also, we're out of Beyyat protection and Jennasnacht inverse penumbra expansion entirely. If we get picked up or negotiations go foul, we are dead. AC: And John Egbert's name has apparently become John Eggbert.HT: Green Sun is probably just doing decomposing frogs stuff or something. HT: Beyyat and Jenna was obvious. Us being dead if anything messes up, again obvious. HT: But... HT: John Eggbert? Really? HT: Are we sure it's not a typo or anything?AC: I am pretty sure it has legitimately been altered at baseline.HT: Well.
HT: I'll... HT: Do something. We're in a pretty boring section of the Ring, I think I can still manipulate pseudospacetime pathways without getting noticed. Yes, anyone can write. Oh, and thanks for catching the typo! I'll be sure to have Jade hit him for being such a baka as to forget his own name!
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