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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 11, 2017 9:19:53 GMT -5
Disk 3 Book 3: The Symphony Impossible to Play gM: What's all this buzz about on the forums? A Thief of... what, exactly? It's decidedly the most talked-about topic on the forum period, and that's just within a few hours.
gM: ... I think every single player in the game has commented on that topic. Even Chara and the devs.
gM: That one post got itself ten entire subtopics and a whole subforum. That's... That's a little overkill.
gM: A Class without an Aspect... could it be... |
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 23, 2017 10:10:50 GMT -5
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 13, 2017 13:14:25 GMT -5
gM: Oh look, another person has come asking me if they can join me in victory. As if I wasn't idolized enough.
>gentlemanMannerism has opened communications with ezoRed.
gM: Ezo Red Fox.
eR: Yes?
gM: To put it simply, fuck off.
gM: Go talk to Momiji if you want to join the party. You're no Dreamer. You're... just a fox.
gM: I don't even have the time to talk to you right now. Remotely stealing a planet-sized object from right smack-dab in the middle of Paradox Space takes up more time than you think. Now get cracking.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 13, 2017 15:05:57 GMT -5
Meanwhile in the Outside World...Nazrin: Would... would that old fart of a penguin just croak already... Nazrin: ... wait, is that keeper crying... holy Bishamonten he is. Oh my god, he's on his knees sobbing. And that means... it's time to finish the mission. And I don't care if I get an awesome picture or not while I'm doing it, too! Nazrin: Beat a dead horse. [==>] Stealing your dead penguin's waifu, because I'm Nazrin!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 13, 2017 21:41:20 GMT -5
> Grieving fans: Gawk at scene.
Nefer Nightbug: Nazrin, what the fuck. Don't you have the common decency to bury him with his waifu? And by that I mean you go back in there and grab that dead Grape-kun and follow me. You have no idea how long it took me to convince the Ministry of Right and Wrong to let me do this, but I've got a plan for this exact situation that I refuse to let go to waste.
Nefer Nightbug: What? No, no, I'm not going to do an autopsy or bring him back to life. The VAs all chipped in and bought him a grave. Seriously.
Nazrin: ... Somehow I find that hard to believe. But whatever, anything that will explain this situation that'll make just as much sense in context.
Nazrin: Nefer, what the hell did you just do.
Nefer Nightbug: Ohh, juuuuuuuuuuust... put up a Pokéstop. For a Mew. (We're gonna abscond in the confusion, and hightail it to the Hakurei Shrine and then haul ass to the Eientei before we hand the dead bird over to Reisen, you got that?)
Nazrin: ... Mister Nightbug, you are clinically insane and I TAKE BACK WHAT I JUST SAID. You and me, we've got a lot of treasure hunting to do.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 25, 2017 8:48:45 GMT -5
Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... I'm bored. Satori: ... My dear, sweet, precious Alice Latian was called to defend her homeland and is out of the house right now fighting another war. Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... Satori: ... The house is completely empty. Orin is off running her detective agency, Okuu has moved in with the Scarlets, the fairies all had to be put down and all my pets perished when the reactor exploded. The silence is more maddening than reading the minds of the masses... |
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 25, 2017 9:07:38 GMT -5
Kasen: Sounds like you could use a vacation.
Satori: WHOZAWHAT?! O-oh, hello Kasen, d-didn't notice you there.
Kasen: You really need a vacation.
Satori: Kasen Ibaraki, you of all people should know that nobody wants me around.
Kasen: (Okay, think... got it, animals. Take her to a zoo.) I've heard there's a new door down at the Hakurei Shrine leading to some sort of youkai wildlife preserve. Me and Nue and Mamizou are going to take a look in there. Would you like to come with?
Satori: So... it's basically a giant zoo of animal youkai? And it's called... "Jappari Park?"
Kasen: ...
Kasen: ... there's only one p in Japari.
Satori: Well think slower! I can't make out the p's and q's with your accent!
Kasen: Well are you in or not?!
Satori: ... Sure, I'm down for this.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Dec 22, 2017 10:14:00 GMT -5
Satori: Go on vacation with friends, you've earned it.
Yes, you've earned that vacation, you think to yourself.
Upon arriving at your destination, Yukari happens to be waiting there for you to give you a tour of Japari Park. For some reason, said tour involves running over things called 'Ceruleans' with a serval-patterned bus, driving into the savanna, and trying to catch a mythical 'Giant Savanna Striped Slug' which probably does not exist.
THIS IS STUPID but it's also actually kinda fun, and boy have you been needing that fun.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Dec 22, 2017 10:55:26 GMT -5
Later that night...Shoebill: ... mmmph ... no ... there's nothing that, mmph, would interest you down ... what, no ... mmmph ...
Shoebill: ... stop no don't no NO ... mmmph ... get OFF me DON'T, mmph, touch me there ...
Shoebill: ... no no no mmph NO STOP IT IS NOT MAKING ME - - - BANG! Shoebill: AAAAAA! AAAAAAA! AAAA! Aaaaaa... owwwww... there's... nobody here?... uhhh, uhhh, owwwww, owwww, mmmph... ... ...
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Dec 25, 2017 13:07:11 GMT -5
Moose: maauuuuu... whas, whas' makin' all that racket...!!!
Moose: HAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA OH GOD, SHOEBILL! THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!
Moose: By the Four Gods, there's so much red... ARMA!
Giant Armadillo: Moose-sama? You called?
Moose: Get me the rotating remote conversing thingy!
Armadillo: Uh, you mean that thing called a 'rotary phone'?
Moose: YES DAMMIT! WE NEED A MEDIC HERE!
Armadillo: On it!
Armadillo: That's... that's... bleurgh. That's a lot of blood lost right there. I hope the stories of Mirai's new underling aren't just that...
Giant Armadillo: Let's see... we spin it twice to zero, and then we turn it left, right, left, uh... right? Okay, got it.
Armadillo: Yes, we have an emergency... it's Shoebill, she fell out of bed... she's face-down in a puddle of her own blood... I noticed a rock lodged pretty deep in her head, I think it's hollow based on how much blood she lost... yes... I don't know, but it's far too much blood... yes, she's not moving... no, I can't stop the bleeding... no, she should have been at the hospital two minutes ago... get that Yukarin person over here!
Moose: AAAAAAAH! Help! I turn my back for a moment and then I can't find Shoebill!
Armadillo: ... I suspect some sort of foul play was involved in this too, but that's not important! SHE'S GONNA DIE IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING OKAY?!...
Armadillo: ...
Armadillo: ... what? I called Yukarin, not...?
Armadillo: ... Margay, what the fuck are you doing, you worthless feline pervert.
Armadillo: ... This is why I hate using the phone. You never know if Margay picked it up or not until it's too late.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Dec 25, 2017 13:24:40 GMT -5
Moments later, in the medical ward...
Reisen: G'feh! Yukari, why in Omokaine's name didn't you bring Shoebill here faster?
Yukari: I-
Reisen: Don't answer that, get me tubing instead! Mirai, lock down the room, then get the blood!
Mirai: Room's sealed!
Reisen: Blood's in the top left cabinet. Nefer, you... EEEEEHHHHH?! How the fuck'd you get in here?!
Reisen: Et tu, Nazrat* - oh, that's the missing penguin girl who we haven't heard hide nor tail from for most of the year. Just, like, throw your dead penguin in the freezer - that's the third unit to the right - and fetch me some rotgut.
Reisen: If she dies on us, I will physically go to Higan and literally go and sew her back together... in hell.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Dec 25, 2017 13:48:36 GMT -5
Nefer Nightbug: Uh, I don't mean to pry, but what happened to her? Oh, and you might want to check her chest too, her shirt is riddled with holes. Did she get shot?
Reisen: Thanks for the tip, now go get me tools.
Nefer: Wow. She should be de - WAUGH! YES'M, ON IT! Tools tools tools where's the surgical tools...
Reisen: Oh, shit! I honestly need more surgeons because that's a lot of injuries to deal with! (Or more of myself, I'm not that picky.)
Reisen: Yukari, get me more hands, stat! Anyone who knows anything about medicine is fine!
Reisen: Okay, so, we lay the organic tubing where the arteries are torn, we use the rotgut as a binding agent, and then... laser eye surgery.
Oriental Small-Clawed Otter: But her eyes are perfectly fine, nurse Reisen.
Reisen: Surgery, with laser eyes.
Otter: ... ... ... TANOSHII!!!
Reisen: Okay otter, here's your tape measure, now get measurin'. I've got to... bleurgh... Yukari, a gap please - HORF - thank you.
Reisen: Eugh. This was obviously an attempt on her life. Between the massive damage to the skull, the amount of blood lost and the sophistication of the methods used to do that, the multiple (human) diseases, and this prion I just found doing nothing...
Reisen: By all accounts, she should be dead by now.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jan 4, 2018 13:48:38 GMT -5
???: all interlopers... must GO! This is between me and the maiden rabbit Erina!
Roxas: And so you expect me to leave that little shit Kyubey (who is getting his just desserts in SBURB right now) hanging? You expect me to just leave and have wasted three hours of Tenkai's time? Yeah no. LIMIT BREAK「Magic Hour」
Alice Latian: I've just... had too much today. Seeing Nebby in pain like that again... I felt it, and it hurt. I'm... goodnight. (I don't care that this bed is Lillie's, I'm too tired to... mmmmmm... I'd rather you not caress me...)
Oriental Small-clawed Otter: iPS cells. We'll start a family with iPS cells.
Mirai: ... run that by me again?
Oriental Small-clawed Otter: iPS cells. Me and Shoebill will start a family with the help of iPS cells.
Youmu: Okay, here we are: Arca. Home of the Arc Eternal. What say we cut down those pylons and then steal the thing?
Roxas: I'm up for that.
Alice Latian: Dammit Hau! I wasn't planning to marry you then, and I sure as hell ain't planning on marrying you now! So shove off, and go take Lillie (who may or may not be turning into a satori like me!) Necromozome!
「COMB RAVE: FILL 'EM WITH DAYLIGHT」
Nefer Nightbug: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU ABYSSALS. Lady Yukari wants y'all to just stand here waving signs and chanting protests, not beating people up - that means you, Re-class. I wanna get this fool's endeavor over and done with ASAP.
*The Re-class just shoots the building with a rocket launcher.*
Nefer Nightbug: EXCUSE ME WHY DID YOU BRING A ROCKET LAUNCHER IT'S LIKE POP TEAM EPIC ALL OVER AGAIN
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jan 26, 2018 14:59:34 GMT -5
Mirai: Okay, so you guys remember that secret project I was working on? It's finished now. Mirai: The Kemono Friends Pavillion is now - ???: HELP! THEY'VE OVERRUN ULTRA SPACE! Mirai: -op...e...n. Alright, everybody settle down and FLEE QUICKLY WHEN DID THAT BLACK COLOSSUS GET THERE WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY HOW *collapses* Yukari: There's a bunch of them! EVERYBODY STAY PUT AND BRACE FOR IMPACT, THE LANDING MIGHT BE A LITTLE ROUGH! Yukari: Okay, this is a goddamn invasion, and I'm gonna have to pay Eientei. It's time for me to use THAT.Yukari: Kouzatsu Mental Ward 「Welcome to the Hotel Kamishirasawa」 Yukari: I've got you all right where I want you: stuck here, with all the Friends safe at Mayohiga. |
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Mar 12, 2018 9:32:13 GMT -5
Seija: Yukari! This is too soon! TOO SOON! A lot of us haven't gotten over the Americans at all!
Yukari: Well Mayohiga is the best-defended place in terms of visibility. You can see the enemy coming from miles away!
Murtaugh: Not sure if the main gun of the Yamato is going to cut it...
Seija: Is it the space battleship or the sea battleship?
Murtaugh: Sea.
Yukari: Well, if it's "one if by land, two if by sea" then we've got the advantage, right? Now get shelling, I want those Ceruleans dead!
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