Post by firecracker on Dec 17, 2018 5:18:34 GMT -5
So, this is the last thing I'll write before I press the damn kill switch. This weird keyboard thing is apparently going to scratch the session and bail our asses out, apparently I'm going to forget everything, says my Denizen, but "Only until you begin these events anew", whatever that means. Damn snake-people are cryptic as hell. So i decided to dump this as a message in a bottle, of how my session went to shit in just 30 minutes, and my sorry ass had to scratch it by myself, even though i am not a time player.
So, our session went perfectly normal, space guy being kind of a mess emotionally but we were on our planet questing phase, moving around to each other (Space guy has these portals that connect between us, they are so convenient holy shit), and our Might player, who seems to be one of these powergamers "I wanna get STRONG"-kind of guy. He was ripped too, it was incredible. So the session goes as normal, getting some cool stuff, killing shit, I was getting all these PROPHETIC HOPE SHIT visions of people gloriously defeating people... It was a blast, let me tell you.
Then in our 6th month, day 14 (I made a little calendar to count the days, it has all these stickers and it is so fucking CUTE),I decide it's time to get a real talk with my denizen. Abraxas has been doing all kinds of weird shit like making all the consorts go depressed or mad or both, it was STUPID. So i was going to have a real talk, and not do like the Might player who just tried to kill his Denizen and got his ass handed to him. He says he "Only needs a bit more power". Yeah sure, I've already seen fighting him won't work, but he just doesn't listen. God none of those people ever listen to me. Apparently they found a ring of totems that would summon a super dungeon. Sounds epic right? Well, the items needed were pants. Literally all our pants had to be sacrificed to the SBURB gods for some god forsaken reason. At least it wasn't my sunglases again. But, and here's the kicker; the fucking thing took my pants, but doesn't want ME in it, specifically, it wants EVERYONE but me. I'm like "Are you fucking serious? SBURB is gonna rob my pants, and not even give me a quest or anything?", just one of those letter thaking me for my generous donation to the multiversal pants fund. Well I'll be glad when some other player without pants can receive them from me. You're welcome, asshole.
So, I decide to go to my Denizen, but not before another attempt at "prophecies that will not be heeded: the revenge". The "Rules" (That's how my visions tend to work, I see rules that need to be followed and not, weird stuff) said to complete the tower, and whatever they did, do NOT go underground. Which in hindsight was pretty stupid since there was no tower yet, and it seems like underground was the only choice, but I don't question my visions. Actally i do but not tis one, since apparently I was right on the money. And lo and behold, while my Denizen is telling me that "there's no point to this, come back later" and something around "Come when you have lost everything", which was very suspect if you think about it, but I passed 2 hours with the Denizen and repairing yet another depression wave, so excuse me if i didn't see it coming.
And then it happened. Holy shit the level of "Happening" is not enough to describe the absolute shitstorm that just entered my session. Fucking dark clouds coming from everywhere, the consorts fucking killing themselves, monsters dissapeared or started COWERING in fear, and I knew.
I saw.
And I made the biggest facepalm in existence.
Those bitches did not heed my advice, again. And got killed. Again. Yeah, those assholes had alreay blown their dreamselves; there was no hope for recovery at this point. Plus they were in an area I couldn't access. Believe me i tried. Holy shit I tried. i tried so hard and it meant nothing. I fucking went ballistic. It was all a blur honestly, with my HOPE shit going absolutely off the dep end in every single way. I became enraptured for three whole days in my friend's planet. Now it had a hole the size of a country. Welp. I remember my Denizen's words, and with a sigh of resignation (Deepest sigh ever made, I bet you) I enter Abraxas' Lair. Asshole knew it was coming. He throws a gigantic pair of white horn things. Tells me this session is dead, but that my hope will be the signal for a new opportunity, but only if I am capable of venturing alone to the land of Arpeggios and Clouds (That's my Time player's land, it's funky as shit) and activate the scratch. I ask what it is; he responds with "You'll know", and then tells me to fucking kill him. What the actual fuck. i pass all this time waiting for the moment and he wants to escape like a bitch? "No way, asshole, you get to see this failure unfold." He says it understands, it didn't mattter anyways, but I was still a sissy. Fucking asshole.
And so, begins the boring story of me running for my life into LoAaC, avoiding everything withthese gigantic quills on my sylladex, when i see a ginormous Piano on the heavens. Fucking fantastic. Gosh i had to do some crazy dreamself shenanigans to get there (I already could move my dreamself and my real self at the same time so yeah, cool flying shit), and then here we are, me and my purple friend aout to scratch the session. Figures I'd be the one to keep myself company in the end. Even my Sprite was nowhere to be found. Stupid bag of flies.
So, final lesson for you all: When a seer tells you not to do something, don't fucking do it.
Ok, here it comes, hoep it doesn't hurt. bye TravellingHarlot, you didn't deserve this shit, you just got roped by KnowingMortal (No backbone, seriously) and MadGrowth (God that Might player was such a dick). Hope your consorts will like the floral arrangements you made. I know I did. Fuck. Over and out.