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Post by genesisArtificer on May 18, 2012 20:28:38 GMT -5
You get the cake mad by Betty Crocker Herself. Suprise, is's full of valuable microelements such as arsen and sulphur I wish for better Consorts, those are dicks
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Post by whiteLimestone on May 18, 2012 20:30:32 GMT -5
Your Consorts are so good that you never mature and thus never defeat your Denizen.
I wish I had a million boonbucks.
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Post by ballisticSpectacle on May 18, 2012 20:34:36 GMT -5
Granted! Shame that there's nothing to buy.
I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing.
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Post by chaoticVoyager on May 18, 2012 21:00:17 GMT -5
Granted. You are now such an insufferable genius your coplayers will never talk to you again.
I wish I could get rid of this scar.
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on May 18, 2012 22:34:27 GMT -5
Granted, via flaying.
I'd like to have an opportunity to catch up on my sleep without dreamselves or bubbles or horrorterrors or anything else getting in my way.
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on May 19, 2012 1:16:24 GMT -5
You Scratch the game and get obliterated from reality. Plenty of time to catch up on sleep now!
I wish I had the jokerkind strife Specibus.
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Post by zephyrIce on May 19, 2012 1:21:22 GMT -5
Granted. You slowly go insane using it because fucking clowns, man.
I wish my fellow players would quit trying to convince me to make their consorts make out. Stars don't work that way.
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Post by velvetDownpour on May 19, 2012 1:37:13 GMT -5
Granted! You are now an uncontrollable Waste of Time. Reality collapses around you as you scream up into the sky, tears streaming down your face as your entire existence unfolds slowly and is torn up into tiny shreds that flutter away on the ether. Your entire existence and every memory of you has been obfuscated.
Ok I'll stop.
I wish for a cheese Danish.
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Post by ballisticSpectacle on May 19, 2012 8:32:28 GMT -5
Okay, but the danish is filled with deadly poison.
I wish this game were clear on what it wants me to do.
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on May 19, 2012 8:41:24 GMT -5
Sburb sends you a handwritten note, clearly explaining that it wants you, personally, to die. Painfully. Right now.
I wish I could have another playthrough as a Smith of Rain. Favourite title ever there.
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on May 19, 2012 12:30:41 GMT -5
You do! Only the session is bugged up the ass and you get corrupted.
I wish I could keep the more helpful items from session to session instead of having to remake them every single fucking time.
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Post by zephyrIce on May 19, 2012 12:36:43 GMT -5
Granted! Only they're all imbued with your previous aspect and your current one doesn't work with them at all.
I wish my Seer would take back her damned cat.
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Post by velvetDownpour on May 19, 2012 13:48:28 GMT -5
Granted! Her cat suddenly becomes corrupted.
I wish for a delicious sandwich that restores full Pluck and is reproducible by the Alchemiter without making it taste like ass.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 19, 2012 13:56:45 GMT -5
Done! Unfortunately, it's also highly toxic.
I wish for a spiffy hat.
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on May 19, 2012 13:56:49 GMT -5
Granted. But Angel corruption.
I think I'd like some sort of pet. Maybe a dog of some sort?
EDIT Can I motion that we agree not to use "but Corruption" any more? It's just too easy.
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