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Post by genesisArtificer on May 19, 2012 15:19:29 GMT -5
your pet kills everyone in the session. Rabies
I want for my weapons to be powerful to OHK a black queen
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Post by crystallineLullaby on May 19, 2012 15:50:39 GMT -5
They get the Black Queen alright- and everything else in the session
I wish for some bacon I am starving
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on May 19, 2012 16:39:28 GMT -5
Congrats to the new Mist aspect - you are the Lord of the Bacon.
Can I have a chill pill, so I can feed it to my Bard of Blood?
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Post by chaoticVoyager on May 19, 2012 17:17:38 GMT -5
Granted. The chill pill freezes your Bard.
Can I get a blanket or something?
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Post by velvetDownpour on May 19, 2012 21:59:20 GMT -5
Granted! Your land gets blanket bombed, with you still on it.
I wish for some hot-glue gun sticks. My laser rifle uses them as ammo.
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Post by ballisticSpectacle on May 19, 2012 22:28:28 GMT -5
You get your hot glue gun sticks. They're pre-melted for your convenience.
I wish my seer player didn't keep trying to make me do everything as quickly as possible.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 20, 2012 6:59:11 GMT -5
Your Seer stops advising you utterly. Later on your session falls apart without her advice.
I want to be a better rapper.
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Post by curiouslyConfined on May 21, 2012 21:22:25 GMT -5
You rape every Denizen in your session with ease - oh wait, you said rapper, didn't you.
In that case, your rapping becomes so amazing that you simply can't be allowed to exist any longer for fear that your sicknasty beats will threaten the entire multiverse. Nobody remembers you. There is no gap you used to fill. And finally, rapping is also erased with you.
I wish my guesses weren't so depressingly right most of the time.
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Post by whiteLimestone on May 21, 2012 21:54:15 GMT -5
Now all your guesses are depressingly wrong. Everything is somehow worse than you guess!
I wish I had a basket of kittens.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 21, 2012 22:33:04 GMT -5
The kittens are all dead by the nasty case of stabs! Turned out Jack Noir HATES kittens
I wish for people to be more sensible in my session. They now just... run around like a herd of headless chicken. I try to make them into coherent team, yet with my abyssmal Pepleader...
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Post by timelyTurnabout on May 23, 2012 0:12:36 GMT -5
They are now so senseable you can smell their teenage BO from across the medium.
I wish for another wish
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lucidChthonia
Full Member
?I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix.? ― Sherlock Holmes%\1\%
Posts: 105
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Post by lucidChthonia on May 23, 2012 0:27:21 GMT -5
The universe collapses from the resulting recursion.
I wish I had some real ice cream.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 23, 2012 3:41:46 GMT -5
the icecream is imp-flavoured. And I don't mean Sugar Imps or Vanilla Imps either.
I would like to have a nice day of rest in my homeworld, pre-reckoning.
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Post by curiouslyConfined on May 23, 2012 9:20:57 GMT -5
You already did, don't you remember? It was before you got into this whole Sburb mess. Any time on that world now would be impossible, as it has been destroyed.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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bryoSynthesis
New Member
I'll tear you a new one with my lyrical fires.
Posts: 35
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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 23, 2012 9:30:21 GMT -5
You are now so active, your feet fall off!
I wish there weren't so many fetch quests.
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