HEART BROS UNITE (the coolest aspect)

[velvetDownpour]

All Heart players gather 'round, cause it's time for a story bro.

Smith of Heart. Oh boy, what could be better? My friend was a Mage of Time. After agreeing on a thing, his future self came out of nowhere, gave me a cool code, and told me to alchemize it.

I got a Heart Battleaxe, which basically took the pink heart shit from the player is question and imbued it into the battleaxe so it could be cool. It looked like a glass battleaxe before imbuing, and afterwards it looks like pure cool. Mine was this tie-die battleaxe that shot lasers. I alchemized it with my electric guitar and amp.

Coolest. Battleaxe. Ever.

I made two and gave one to my Mist player, because he was a bro. He alchemized it with a synth. Laaaame. His was striped green and transparent. Sweet.

We proceeded to spend the next week on the friendly neighborhood Flow player's land, eating Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence and basically making some dungeons's shit be wrecked. It was awesome.

We all made it to the top of our Echeladders.

Share your cool Heart Stories here.

[aspiredClockworks]

Native heart here!
I gotta say, my coolest weapon was also my worst. First session, I was a Waste of Heart. Yeah, that story can't end well, can it? Well, one of our players died. HB got to him. The land died and everything, and I found his body. Yeah. I flipped, given that HB did his usual to that body. I went to the land's heart, totally ignoring the Angels screaming their heads off at me. I think I actually punched one in the face, I dunno. Well, you know how they say that Heart Players don't Berzerk? Well they do. I tore the land's heart out and try to make it into a weapon. It worked. Think the most epic flail you have ever seen. Now make it cooler. Our Space and Time players worked together to captchalogue it really quick by freezing time and copying it. Anyway, this made the land flip out. Think an Angry Land that can actually kill you. The entire land was like an Atomyk with the spawn rate max turned off, on steroids. Like, entirely Giglops and Lich Ohgodwhats. It leaked, too, into other lands and the Skaian Battlefeild. Like, the Black King was interupted by an Ohgodwhat made of Skaian Seige Engines. Not fun. Yeah, that thing overrid the Black King's Sunslammer zone. The weapon made short work of just about everything though, so it was worth it.

And that's why I love Heart.

[crystallineLullaby]

Oh man

I'm a Seer of Heart this session. I've seen the Hearty-Thing in action, and I'm still not sure whether I'm creeped out by it or not.

Oh well! Now I get to freak out a whole bunch of stranger newbies by sticking my hand in their torsos! YEAH!

[chaoticVoyager]

I seriously miss being Heart. The shiny stuff was so fun

[woomod]

Native slyph of heart here, heart is definitely the best and most misunderstood aspect in the game.

And that's why i'm currently writing an in depth heart player FAQ for everyone, complete with how you can break into the shipping system to abuse your friends love lives for fun and profit!

[graveMusic]

I liked being heart. Shinies were pretty.

I was a native bane of heart.

I made no epic flail (yoyo of badassery notwithstanding), but had serious fun.

My yoyo wrecked the shit out of the black king, though.

I also managed to rip the shiny out of jack to make him slightly less stabby.

Keyword was slightly.

Could not remove all his stabbing things, there was no physical way!

I also almost got stabbed for it, but everybody on derse was slightly happier! I love to see courtyard droll happy!