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Post by ghoulishCarnage on Jun 28, 2012 23:01:49 GMT -5
(Not sure if it goes there)
Anyways, calling AA fish jerk is boring and I need some more insults. Come on! Throw the best ones you got at me!
Okay the real reason I need this is for the SBurb fanfiction thing. I'm writing for some of it and Cain isn't the type to use the same insult every single time. I need some variety! You guys are creative right? (I hope so)
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Post by alcoholicAnomaly on Jun 28, 2012 23:03:01 GMT -5
oh my god this is a thing.
hahahahhaaha
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Post by stanzicApparati on Jun 28, 2012 23:33:35 GMT -5
Off the top of my head, then, to get this started...
Squid lover. Talkative sushi. Live bait. Aquaman.
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Post by whiteLimestone on Jun 28, 2012 23:44:52 GMT -5
A character I'm not playing here (yet?) would call seadwellers "fishbitch" (or sometimes "fishbish" if she's been drinking). As for others, how about "guppy," "snailblood" (purple ink used to come from marine snails, truefax), or "sea slug?"
... "Miss Squiddle." Because she pretends to be cute and innocent but is actually terrible.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 29, 2012 0:49:35 GMT -5
Don't feel the need to constrain your ire to the nautical- you'll note AA totally loves that stuff, and if GC really wants to get under her skin, he'll need to come up with stuff that'll imply she's a phony. Dirtscraping hypocrit, boat harlot, mermaid, chum-for-brains, murder junkie, nothing but a landlubber, etc. Puns'll make her laugh, so if you need to express contempt without giving her an opening to put up a barrier, stick with vanilla stuff. Karkat pesterlogs have plenty of choice phraseology you can ape, and the general format "anatomy-verber" always produces a decent burn. Gillbiter, finfucker, etc- and make it into a gerund and add another noun for added verbosity. Taintscraping headcase, scalesucking psycho, so on and so on.
If you actually want to hurt AA, rather than launch little barbs to establish enmity, that's pretty tough. She won't respond to you having a negative opinion of her- that's what she wants. The trick is to make it personal- the only person who she has an ounce of respect for is herself, so that's who you need to make hate her. You'll want to lead with the weak stuff to get her feeling superior (fish puns, horrible person), then fabricate some deep revelation about one of her character flaws to put her off-balance. Plant a seed of self-doubt and follow up with the more potent stuff. Play up hypocrisy, act like she's not worth your contempt, and she'll be compelled to defend herself. And... considering she's a pretty fucking indefensible person, that's where you can go in for the kill. Verbally speaking.
maybe i shouldn't put so much thought into making fictional alien mermaids feel bad
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Post by anarchistSwordsman on Jun 29, 2012 1:10:50 GMT -5
..........
You win. FYI. SC has it entirely down to a damn science.
You get a free internet for your skills at observations on my character. Because holy fuck.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 30, 2015 9:36:02 GMT -5
Call her...
BABA
All caps.
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