Wow okay you guys so you see basically everything that happens in SC's session is "the most dramatic thing that fits what I'm currently listening to" so I have a whole soundtrack vocabulary built up in my head. I'd like to like script out the flash animations I've structured in my head with timestamps and everything, but jeez wouldn't that take forever??? So here's just some stuff.
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Hasty Escape (
Skaianet)
so hey guys you know this game right
turns out it's gonna apocalypse our shit
like for reals
so let's fuckin' bail already holy jesus
...dang this loading screen kicks ass
Let's All Rook the House (
Miror B Battle, Pokemon XD)
HRGAGGGGAG god damn it, there seriously are monsters everywhere! Some of them have super crazy castle prototypings, this isn't gonna be easy. Come on let's kick they ass and move on, we've gotta deal with these mooks and get on with saving the damn world already. One, two, three, smackdown!
Prince of Law (
Council's Knell)
So... what does that even mean? Like, I break the law? Or I have to destroy things with laws, or something? What does Law even do? IDK if I'm on board with all that. Being a Prince, though... I think I can rock the regal bearing, what do you think?
social_cIRCle (
Anbroids 1.0)
Hey, who are all you jokers? D'you think you can gimme a hand here, there is some
hella weird shit going down.
Dreamself Lost (
The New Black Gold)
Where am I. This is Derse. This is the dark city. I am asleep. I am awake. What is this. What is that. What is that on the walls. The walls. There is nothing on the walls. There is nothing on the walls. There is nothing. There is nothing, on the walls. On the walls. There is. There is. There is nothing on the walls. There is no. There no. There is nothing on the walls. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Premature (
Meltwater)
I didn't know the guy's name, his chumhandle, or anything... I mean, I talked with him and played games with him and worked on things with him, he was...
I don't really know
like
who he was
but he's gone now. I... I don't know, really, what to say.
So
Bye, friend?
Astralamanders (
Gettin' Crabby)
Did you know that there's a rung called Prancemaster General? I sure didn't! But I guess if you do enough dumbfuck amphibian sky prancing rituals in order to earn like half the contents of your sylladex back after they ghost-swarm you, and then you have to save them from an invasion of hand-biting asshole lizard underlings using nothing but "majestic prance-flying technique" and useless chunks of rock in zero gravity sburb decides to GIVE YOU A FUCKING MEDAL worth a cool eighty boonbucks, whatever the hell that'll even buy.
Forging a Future (
Ushiwaka's Dance)
The Smith and Seer are pretty inseparable, y'know. From what I've heard they've been partnering for all sorts of stuff on their Lands. It's too bad I'm stuck dealing with my own issues- this game seems more fun when you're playing it with a buddy.
In With the Crew (
Dead Shuffle)
Me and the boys on Derse are havin' ourselves a time. Guess who's the MVP Prince of the Dark Kingdom, oh right, TOTALLY ME. Seems like they want me to bring this weird space dame into the session- what the hell is this place?
Starry Summoning (
Kalesa in Binondo)
whooooa okay this star skaian summoning puzzle is WAY more complicated, it's like now there's pink ones that randomly switch what color they're attracted to and orange ones that... I don't even know. And now there's some that CHANGE COLOR in response to the positions of the purple ones, and little turquoise ones that run around and steal white-whispering-star's focus from the little green ones, which start freaking out when they're not being followed, and...
Begone With Ye, Knave (
Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!!)
Blade meets itself on a field of desolation
Prince condemns himself to a desperate death
Blade slips through the flesh of an ally
An ally condemns the Prince to a desperate death
Blade from Jack driven deep in the eye
Archagent condemns him to a desperate death
The Knave decides he ain't having ANY OF THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS. Knave rises up, gets ready to wreck some shit, you hear? Shit hasn't even got STARTED yet, kiddo, there is gonna be a reckoning for what all got up to transpire just now.
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