4 best friends play sburb

[digitalPark]

Alright so is this thing working
Hello
Alright if this aint autosaving then im gonna be pissed
Whatever
Im tommy hehr aka digitalpark
Thisll be me and my three best bros playing sburb
Ive read a lot of guides so i think i know how thisll go down
I guess i might as well list the bros thatll be joining in

First is me ive got the slider modus plus shotgunkind and rodkind for my double barreled shotgun and a titanium alloy rod
Then theres my buddy paul strom aka propheticdiscord he uses the circle fill modus along with xbowkind and boltkind
Third of all is my pal michael kang aka televisedmelody he uses the leitmotif modus then theres his mickind guitarkind and keyboardkind specibi
Finally theres one of our newer buds drake martin aka dementedmime hes pretty much the master of the boggle modus and he uses a flashlight and some broken soda bottles in his torchkind and 1/2botlkind specibi

I just finished installing the game and paul wound up having the game installed a week before the game came out cuz his dad has pretty much all the connections
Alright paul thinks its hilarious that he can see my room and mess with it
Holy shit he just dropped the living room couch in my room
And the tv stand with the tv
And the coffee table
Ok so apparently hes freeing up space for all the phernalia or whatever
Holy shit thats a lot of noise im hoping that hes just putting the stuff down

Alright so he made the living room so big that it stretches out over the yard and right up to the street
But on the upside he put everything in the one room
Alright he grabbed a chair and smashed the cruxtruder open
Ive got the strategy guide for homestar runner rpg the homeschool winner rpg
Just need to rip out the page for homestars anime wingboots
Bam ive got wingbootsprite
Itll probably make the monsters super hard but at least ill have a sprite that can make fire by running around

Alright now ive got a dowel and the card so over to the lathe i go
Holy shit therere explosions up above and there are a bunch of exploded meteor pieces falling around
Im guessing that my brother is on the roof with his missile launcher
Oh well at least i have some more time
Lathe it up doo doo doo

Alright ive got a cruxite piggy bank
Hey little piggy
Meet mister titanium alloy rod

[digitalPark]

Sweet im in the game
Wingbootsprite is making anime battle grunts and fiery noises
Hopefully the imps wont be too op
Woah
It looks like im on top of a giant emerald with a ton of rolling hills at the bottom plus a bunch of other emeralds
Alright therere some beidellite imps running around and lighting wierd sorta existing fires
I mean you can see the fire and it emits heat
But the fire doesnt spread and it doesnt actually burn things

Ok theyre dead
I climbed up a few rungs which is pretty sweet
Ive got some rad grist sitting in the cache so i might be able to get a bit of alchemy done
Lets see here

Double barreled shotgun && lighter == double barreled lighter
God dammit that didnt work

Double barreled shotgun || lighter == shell-lighter shotgun
This thing lights shells on fire when they leave the barrel which is pretty sweet

Titanium alloy rod || spatula == flippers rod
This is a rod with a pair of thin titanium slab things on the ends so i can throw things or something

Leather jacket && laptop == jacketop
This thing is a pretty cool fusion of computer and jacket

Alright im gonna save up my grist so that paul can build me up
Sweet he made a straight up tower with a ladder
Time to try and kill an ogre

Blam blam
Hell yeah wingbootsprite helped out with a ring of fire woot
Ok just need to get him off balance
Hell yeah i got mad lewt
Up the ladder i go
Woohoo the first gates right there
Im coming through

[digitalPark]

Ok so im amongst the hills and emeralds and its actually quite calming
I think that that means that im in a meredian ebonpyre
Oh hey i think i see some ruins
Just lemme walk over there
Doo doo doo

Alright so this is like a weird greektype ruin thing
Its a bunch of broken marble columns with grass growing on them plus a cool temple thing
Its all made of marble which is sorta weird seeing as im surrounded by emeralds but whatever
Lets head on in here

Uh huh uh huh
The first room has a weird grecian urn hanging from the ceiling by a bronze chain
Theres also a creepy marble weight with spikes on the bottom in front of a scripture thing and im not really comfortable heading in there

I think ill check in with the irc to get some help

[digitalPark]

So the irc is pretty cool and helpful
They helped me get through those ruins which is cool
I got some sweet lewt like a bunch of boondollars
Oh yeah and a cool yellow heptagonal pyramid gem a bunch of marble trinkets and a triangular copper coin with a sphere of beidellite in the middle
Then i found a return node and prototyped my sprite with my dogs ashes
Which led to the bad news aka my role

Im the dame of coins
I mean coins is cool and all but what the fuck
Dame
That doesnt make any sense im a dude so just what the fuck
Ugh whatever i got some rad grist so i guess im gonna get my alchemy on

Titanium alloy rod && marble figurine of a lion == lion tamers rod
This thing has a titanium alloy whip on one end and its basically the coolest thing

Glasses || laptop == prescription laptop
This things screen functions as prescription glasses and the keyboard can change whether its for nearsighter or farsighted and how much but its pretty much useless

Glasses && laptop == gateway goggles
These are a personalized and convenient hands-free computing device but theyre sorta hard to see through

Box of silver shotgun shells || jalapeno pepper == argent arid ammunition
These shells are filled with weird spicy metal bits that make wounds hurt like all hell or something i guess

Weird copper and beidellite coin && argent arid ammunition == silver n spice shilling
Alright this is a coin in the same design as the other one but the triangle is made of silver and the sphere is made of the weird spicy metal im pretty sure its useless but ill hold onto it just in case wait does that make me a hoarder eh whatever

Weird copper and beidellite coin || argent arid ammunition == cuprum clay cleavers
Ok these are triangular copper shells filled with beidellite pebbles and i guess the shape makes the shells do cutting damage instead of piercing or something i dunno

Captchalogue card == captchalogue card
And then i made about 40 more cards because why not

Alright i think im just gonna fight underlings around the dwelling spire which is actually really cool looking
As in paul took down the pole with a ladder and replaced it with uniquely furnished rooms along with some kickass water slides
Its pretty sweet
So uh yeah
Peace

[propheticDiscord]

Oh hai! I'm Paul, digitalPark's server! I'm gonna be starting up the Client stuff soon, which is gonna rock! My Server is Michael, AKA televisedMelody! We've both got our copies of the game running, so we'll be starting... Now!

So Michael is making great use of my house's rarely-used gymnasium, with everything fitting in with tons of room to spare! He also dropped GristTorrent, which I'm running on one of my other computers! Anyways, I've already grabbed a copy of Dreamscarred Press's Races of the Mind: Maenad, so I just need Michael to smash open the Cruxtruder with part of the bleachers!

OK, Cruxtruder's open, Dowel's released, and Kernelsprite is hovering around! Toss this in there, and... Maenadsprite is born!

Over to the Lathe I go! And now over to the Alchemiter I go!

OK, so there's some sort of Shakespeare play in book form sitting there, and I'm just gonna flip through it to find out what to do, I still have 2 minutes left, after all!

What in the!? They didn't even bother to finish writing "THE END"! Grumble grumble! Grab this pen, write in the "D"! Wait wha-

[propheticDiscord]

OK so I'm in the game now or something!? This place looks super cool what with all the castles and them giant curtains plains and the zipzop and the zoobity-bop and the pogeys and wait what was I talking about!?

Oh right this stuffs! It's cool! Like really cool! Wait a second, I heard a noise. That can only mean...!

IIIIIIIIMPS! And they have psionic powers and fiery anime boots! Looks like it's time for Mr. Crossbow and the Bolt Kids! Kachunk, kachunk, kachunk, kachunk, kachunk, kachunk! Shooooooorts that one's too close, but thankfully, I can has BOLT STAB! Alright that is pretty damn cool!

OK, now Maenadsprite has to have a deadthing prototyping, or something!? I think my Father taxidermified one of our old cats...!

Alright, cool, I now have a buff psionic cat for a sprite! And it's name is Artemis, which is cool, I guess! And I'm apparently Guide of Stage!? Super cool, I guess with my cat being Artemis, that makes me Sailor Stage! Now all I need is a rad Seifuku! BRB about that!

...!

Ahaha I'm kidding! Seifuku is not a priority! The priorities are Fedoracomp, Quad-Crossbow, and Serrated Bolts!
OK so now those things exist and Michael made a cool tower up to the
Gate, so I'm gonna head on through! Bai!

[propheticDiscord]

Alright, so this is a pretty cool place! The curtains are solid like normal fields, or plains, or whatevers! The only difference is that if I kick the ground hard enough, the curtainground shifts position! Anyways, I've been killing quite a few Imps, but I think that I might've found a Dungeon! Let's see here, archway, check! Glowing Stage symbol, check! Glowing pictures of me jumping into the First Gate, check! Totem Locks for some of my hilariously failed Alchemizations, check!

Thankfully, I captchalogued every single one of the Totems I made because I'm not an idiot! Baby panda high-tops totem, check! Jar of pickled peanuts totem, check! And now this thing... is open!

Alright first room, coolio! There're some Imps messing around, but they're already dead! Ooh, that made three doors open up! I'm thinking that this is some sort of Labyrinth Dungeon! Always choose left, so I go left! Woosh, the door closed behind me! And now I just have to press the yellow button because you always press the yellow button! Go straight ahead now because there's no left! Just needta kill this Nomcrawler and then go to the right because that's all I can do! Ooh, a sandy pathway above spikes! Twist and turn and walk along the path, then grab a weird book from a chest...! Huh!? It's titled "Restrictions and Deceit: A Sholar's Guide to Smoke"! Smoke isn't an Aspect! I'mma check in with the IRC before I head on 'cause shit's weird! Bai!

[propheticDiscord]

OK, so the IRC mentioned that Smoke is either a fusion of Law and Sand or some sort of misnomer for Sand or Mist or something!? Also a prophecy said something like "On the Guide's Third, Then, He Will Become a Servant of Smoke"! So on my third session I'll either be Sand or Mist or a fusion of Law and Sand or man I don't even!?!? But meh, whatever! That's two sessions away, and I'll just live in the now! Anyways, I'm just gonna head through the left door! Okey-doke there're some Nomcrawlers which are now dead! Head straight ahead and ohhhh boy!

Motoshift FOOLASER is actually made of lasers! How fun! Serrated bolts are surprisingly good knives! Dodge some of those abilities and, woah shit, he's a liger! Run around the room and spin the Quad Crossbow to launch four bolts in a row! Shit this thing takes a while to reload, wait shit, now he's a bird thing! Get all up in his grill and execute a boltstab to disrupt that stuffs! And now some more boltstabs out of the blue! Get outta there 'cause liger and I'm glad that I reloaded because he's almost dead!

Alright cool, now I've got a Revelawesome! [Lights, Camera] sounds cool! Although it seems like I need to assign an Archetype for things to work? Eh, I'll test it out in a little while! Anyways, I also grabbed a sweet Jester hat lewt thing! Plus I got an old copy of Spaceman Spiff, and some of my Pop's paperwork from 11 years ago! Goddamn, who keeps paperwork for that long!? Oh well, at least there's an elevator thing to the surface!

OK so I was just plopped out on a hill made of grey-green curtains, so I'm gonna sign off for now! Bai!