The infamous Pony session

[cutthroatcanadian]

Hi, I’ve decided to put a log that would accurately tell my story. I’m doing this by locking away parts of my memories that will eventually come back to me; it works like a time lock or an egg timer. Anything past this paragraph will be from past me. Let’s start from the beginning then shall we!

• Me, cutthroatCanadian aka Luke Azarov, 15. I try to stay alive when I can. Being raised on a Polar Bear farm has helped out with that a lot. Oh, I should probably mention that I’m a Were-Bear, I shift into a Polar bear.
• My best friend, flarpCahmpion, 16 Nick Paulson. Wouldn’t go throughout the game without him. He lends quite a few things to chance, but I can’t let that stop me from feeling like we’re brothers. I have no idea what the hell flarp is though.
• rainbowBrony, Gibs Beedle, 18, We roped him into this because we needed a spot filled and nobody else was stupid enough to play. He turned out to pretty good in video games.
• thirteenthCollision, Jess Khrane, 15. The tortured artist. When she wasn’t busy drawing she was beating herself up about it. She just got internet connection when we got her the game for a present. Oh boy.
• firstLight. “Ozzy” Graves, 16. He suggested the game to us, and recruited all of us for it.
• sweettoothedAnnihilater Harley Steins, 17. The only one of us without a four letter name or nickname. Felt like she was breaking a rule or something; but she was the heiress to Wonka industries. Candy kind must hurt like a bitch.
So I started first and ended up being the leader. Actually fun though. I uploaded the game, cut down a cruxite tree because I am not eating an actual pineapple with the skin still on it. So I got in and did stuff with all the killing (axekind always). I get to a safe point, and my client player would be Nick, I got Harley to be my server player. My bathtub will never be the same. I prototyped a Mask I had carved out of Ice for Icesprite.

So Nick looked nothing like I expected him to. (Short guy, but really funny). We got through his entry in 15 minutes, (what was the record again?).Prototyped a box of crayons… It was a decently safe prototyping though. Nick you can take it from here

[flarpchampion]

All right, I guess I'll start at the beginning as well. So I was just sitting there one day, jamming out to my favorite tunes when Ozzy messages me to tell me he wants me to play a game called sBurb and I was all like, yeah I'll give it a shot. He sent me a copy of the game, i booted it up and suddenly Luke's house was on my computer screen. I remember my initial thought was, Oh wow, some shitty SIMS rip-off. Boy was I wrong. I did what I usually do in my SIMS game, try to kill my Sims for fun.

I removed the door from his room and waited to see how long it took my 'Sim' to die of not taking a poop. I became puzzled when I got a message from Luke.

cuthroatCanadian [CC] began pestering flarpChampion [FC].

[CC]: Dude! What the hell are you doing!
[FC]: Just killing off cheap-ripoff sims in a game Austin sent me. How about you?
[CC]: Why the hell did you take out my door!
[FC]: Wait...what?
[FC]: Wave to me if that's you.
[FC]: Woah! This game is actually way cooler then I thought!

It was then that I proceeded to place his door back so he could move.

[FC]: Hehe, sorry about that.
[CC]: Whatever, just don't do it again.
[FC]: Hey, do you know what this stuff is? it's a 'Cruxtruder', whatever that is,
[CC]: I don't know what it is.
[FC]: Maybe it's something awesome! I'm deploying it now!
[CC]: Don't do it.
[FC]: I"m gonna do it!

I deployed the Cruxtruder into his room along with the Totem Lathe. I plopped the Alchemiter outside in the snow.

[FC]: Hmmm, it's not half as cool as it was on the picture.

[cutthroatcanadian]

[CC]:Well, I'm gonna set a bunch of other things down, which one first?
[FC]: the first one on the right.
[CC: Alright.