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Post by knowthyself on Nov 13, 2012 18:28:00 GMT -5
====>Briefly be Past Smith, as he pesters someone. [21:37] KT: Heya. [21:37] VV: hello [21:38] VV: what goes? [21:39] KT: Not much. You? [21:39] KT: Before you ask, Think I had a reason to pester you... but I forgot. -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to BEMUSED -- -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT -- [21:40] VV: oh, the usual, and i understand; lots of that going around [21:40] VV: dead bodies showing up, games wanting to be played, delicious toast -- verbileVicenary [VV] changed their mood to CHUMMY -- [21:43] VV: so, any strange goingson that might inspire more confusion? -- knowThyself [KT] is now an idle chum! -- [21:53] KT: Nope. Not really. [21:53] KT: Other, then ya know, the dead kid killed by a BookLanche [21:53] VV: you too? i have a charred dead kid killed by a toaster. [21:54] KT: BTW, Sorry about, got distracted for a couple of minutes. [21:54] KT: ...A Toaster. Stuck a Fork in it? [21:54] VV: that's fine, no rush or anything. nope, the toaster works fine, just some spontaneous electrocution [21:55] KT: ...Yikes. Nasty. [21:56] VV: yes :j [21:56] KT: SBURB, Ladys and gents! [21:57] KT: ...I Love this game [/HEAVY SARCASM] [21:57] VV: haha... indeed. the mass of that sarcasm is nearly the size of jupiter [21:58] KT: Heh. [21:59] VV: rm is starting the game, incidently [21:59] VV: not now, but soon [21:59] KT: The Sooner, the better. [22:00] VV: at least someone understands. [22:00] KT: Not that I like the game THAT much... But you get used to it... [22:00] KT: after a while. [22:01] KT: Have ya heard from him recently? [22:02] VV: rm, mf, md... reminded them all to get started. i agreed to enter last, so you all need to get started [22:02] KT: ...Why did you agree to enter last again. Other then the fact that you apparently LIKE gaint ****-off metors? [22:03] VV: gaint staroff metors aside [22:04] VV: someone has to [22:04] KT: ...dats true. [22:05] VV: in addition, from the posterior position i can badger and cajole things along [22:06] KT: ...'posterior'. Not a word ya hear everyday. [22:06] KT: I've been the last person it. Not FUN. [22:06] KT: Unless you mean in the dawrven sense- then it is. [22:08] VV: i assure you i didn't mean it in the dawrven sense, but i plan on gathering some stuff in the 'real world' before entering, and that takes a little time [22:09] KT: Good idea- Try to snag a steamroller if you can. I'll pay you back later if you do. [22:09] KT: That and Cheese. Hard to Manufacture, for some reason. [22:10] VV: i'll see what construction equipment and dairy products are within a given distance of this house. [22:10] KT: Thanks. Having some heavy Mech is ALWAYS useful. [22:11] VV: speaking from experience? [22:11] KT: Yep. [22:11] KT: I still have no idea how one of my players got that Bulldozer. [22:11] KT: But it was really useful agaisnt a abomniation. [22:12] VV: shenanigans. its always shenanigans. [22:12] KT: ALso, if I get lucky, I might be able to pull of a scene from a Manga I always anted to try. [22:14] VV: gods guide me, somehow i will bring in frozen pizza. [22:14] KT: Tasty and convent! [22:15] VV: precisely. [22:16] KT: Try to bring in Ice cream and other assorted dessert. [22:16] KT: As well as stuff to make Taco's and spegeti. [22:16] VV: sugary treats of all kinds will be procured. i may just turn this toaster into a shotgun and rob the local supermarket then. [22:17] KT: ...Seriosuly? [22:17] KT: Do you REALLY want to be caught by the police? [22:17] VV: no, that was about ninety percent sarcasm [22:17] KT: ...So there's a ten percent chance that you well. Take pics if you do. [22:18] VV: the important thing is that depending on what i can find, i'll be fortunate to find anything other than admittedly cuddly stuffed sloths and electronics equipment [22:20] KT: ...Huh. Thankfully, once we can make stuff, I can prints Pic's to make basic caned/packed food. [22:21] KT: Not the best, but ya get what ya get. [22:21] VV: indeed [22:22] VV: can you alchemize medicines and such? [22:23] KT: They won't that good,a nd will have some side effects. [22:23] KT: Why you ask. [22:23] KT: Better at making weapons and armor. [22:24] KT: and clothing. [22:24] VV: ...oh, no reason; i'll search for cold medicine and things to drag in with me. [22:24] KT: Don't have much in my Comp realting to Food and Medicine. [22:24] KT: ...Also, please don't tell me ya need some kind of special meds. [22:25] VV: as you wish [22:25] KT: ...Oh bloody hell. [22:25] KT: What is it. [22:26] VV: i'd rather not say; needless to say it will not become a problem for anyone. [22:26] KT: ...you do know that you just tempted the powers that be right? [22:27] KT: Hell, I understand- I use meds as well. [22:27] VV: narrative causality, and unless i'm stuck in the boonies there should be a pharmacy nearby [22:28] KT: Good point. [22:29] KT: Just be careful. [22:29] VV: if you or anyone has anything to add to the shopping list, send it along [22:30] KT: You should alert the other members of the group of that. [22:31] VV: i intend to [22:31] KT: BTW, the only people I really talked to have been you, and MF. [22:31] KT: Who you been in contact with? [22:31] KT: brb. [22:32] VV: rm, mf, md, you. so everyone but the illfated horticulturist [22:42] KT: /Me is translating [22:42] KT: gah, did that wrong. [22:42] KT: No matter. [22:43] KT: ...So you mean the cursed gardener? [22:43] VV: yeah [22:43] -- knowThyself [KT] -- [22:44] KT: ...He does have a pesterchum account right? [22:44] VV: hypothetically [22:45] KT: ... make sure. Pesterchum is conveint. [22:46] KT: Also, Phones don't work once your in the medium. [22:46] KT: or at least cell phones don't. [22:46] KT: I thnik. [22:46] VV: alchemize it enough and anything works, even fat free bacon. [22:47] KT: ...what. [22:47] VV: again, hypothetically [22:47] KT: ...so ya never tried. [22:48] VV: i was fate, i spent a lot of time falling off things and getting lost [22:48] KT: ... that explains exaclty nothing. [22:49] VV: anyway, i have supplies to procure, drugs to find, so see if you can get things moving along? [22:50] KT: I'll try to talk to MF and CG if I can. [22:50] VV: thank you. -- verbileVicenary [VV] changed their mood to RELAXED -- -- verbileVicenary [VV] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
====> Now, pester someone in the FUTURE! No. that's silly. ====> Okay, how aboyut pestering someone in the present? Fine with me! - knowThyself [KT] began pestering masqueradeFanatic [MF] at 21:22 -- [21:22] KT: Hey, just to let you know- RM is facing metor time. Soon, Time to boot up the game. [21:23] MF: He's workvng on xt, he szys [21:23] MF: he just prototyped somethzng... [21:23] KT: ...He told me, a Pokedex, right? [21:23] MF: thvt's rzght... [21:23] KT: ...I have now idea what I'm going to prototype. [21:23] KT: You? [21:24] MF: no... not revlly [21:29] KT: btw, like your new avatar. -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to MIRTHFUL -- -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to DETESTFUL -- -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to DISCONTENT -- [21:31] MF: hehe, thvnks [21:31] MF: I enjoy xt =3 [21:31] KT: Np [21:34] MF: Although the chvt wvndow zs too bvg now... [21:34] KT: It is? [21:35] KT: Oh, right, VV just told me that your RM's Player. [21:36] MF: plzyer? [21:36] KT: Host. [21:36] MF: I thought z wvs the... server? [21:36] KT: thats what I meant. [21:36] MF: yes, I'm z lzttle busy wzth thxt currently... [21:36] KT: Then I'll stop taking up your time. [21:37] MF: xf you szy so... [21:37] KT: Unless ya don't want me too. [21:38] KT: Just saying, helping some through Happy Metor time is tough. [21:38] MF: If you wznt to keep tzlkvng I don't mxndd... [21:39] MF: but x don't see "hzppver meteors" on the horvzon vtm... [21:39] KT: For RM,I mean. [21:39] MF: oh, he's quvte zn the medzum [21:40] MF: unless the underlxngs got to exrth somehow... [21:40] KT: Oh. Thats good to hear. [21:41] KT: ...what are the imps like? [21:41] KT: ...please don't be TOO nasty [21:42] MF: I hxvn't been pxyvng much xttentvon to them... [21:42] MF: ((gottv go.. bye!) -- masqueradeFanatic [MF] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] at 21:42 -- -- masqueradeFanatic [MF] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
...you feel like your missing something important. ====> Find out what your missing. ...where's your disc? Oh goddamnit. Time to Search the room. ... you realy hope it's in here some where. ====> 15 minutes later ... Your life (and room) is a god**** mess. what else is new? It's not in your backpack, and the only place you can reach safely is under your bed. You look under your bed... and it glares back. ====>...what the- Suddenly the cat that was hiding under the bed, carrying something in it's teeth, sprints past you.It smacks your face with it's tail as it passes by. ... It was carrying the disc in it's mouth, wasn't it. ====> Yep. ...FML. And now someone is pestering you. Grrreaaat. What else can go wrong. ====> TO BE COUNTINED oh no you don't, you-
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 13, 2012 18:54:33 GMT -5
Noah: Realize you are a shit looter. You have no idea how to steal things, much less a lot of time before the session's amber spyglass turns to your erstwhile entry. Further pesterchums have added a nailgun, player piano rolls, a photo of the Moon, and a camera to your quest. You are a little touched by the faith your buddies have in your abilities. You decide to sneak into the first house you can easily enter. That being this house. The one you live in. ==> Be Inundated with Pesterchum Messages You are trying to chat with several buddies simultaneously, and trip over a small pile of POWER TOOLS in your garage. ==> Captchalogue Power Tools You obtain a POWER SAW, a NAIL GUN, and an ELECTRIC SCREWDRIVER. All of them, unsurprisingly, go under cards in your Modus with foot casts, bandages, and a phonebooth respectively. ==> Quickly, to the Kitchen. A quick perusal of your kitchen shows that the fridge is full of batteries. Including, dare you say it, a large CAR BATTERY. You captcha-gather them all under a giant lightning bolt and a handheld game device. You search and manage to make a BACON AND JELLY SANDWICH (SHAPED LIKE A TETRIS BLOCK) and stow that away under the card marked with Dramatis Masks. The last of your pals is finally online. You take a break from scrambling around and pester them. -- verbileVicenary [VV] began messaging musicalDecay [MD] at 16:42 -- VV: md MD: uh, yeah? VV: as you're the last person i've gotten in contact with MD: That is because I'm never on here, remember? VV: yes, but that isn't really the point right now VV: i'm up to my ears in requests and wishlists, and yours is the final addition to my burial MD: Um, I don't really. Have. Any requests VV: nothing? i'm running around gathering miscellania for our comrades anyway MD: Why would I want anything? VV: ...gods, have i blundered so predictibly? VV: short explanation: rm is starting a game, and if you need anything now would be the time to request its gathering MD: But I have everything I would want in my town? MD: Why would I need to go grab more stuff? VV: humor my inane fantasy, then, and tell me something you might wish to have that isn't in your house right now MD: Ummmm MD: Let me think MD: ... VV: would you like an electric screwdriver MD: Why would I... VV: i just tripped over one, i thought i would offer it MD: ... MD: that is a odd mode MD: How did you even... VV: i would like to remind you, first, that i am trying to obtain a multitude of strange requests MD: Could you get a VV: all the while trying to discuss them with you on my phone, which limits my visibility. MD: Chocolate raisins? VV: yes MD: Thank you then
You grit your teeth, and get back to looting your own house.
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Post by cursedGardener on Nov 13, 2012 22:10:58 GMT -5
===> Randell: Captchalouge corpse. That is a terrible idea, but you suppose it will be safe in there until you can give her a proper burial. You captchalouge the corpse, which becomes a page in your Storybook modus, You'll explain when you need to get something out of it. ===> Get computer. Your laptop is back in the bedroom, connected to the printer. You go back upstairs and turn it on, it's better not to captchalouge things you want to use on short notice. ===> Log into Pesterchum. You log into Pesterchum and.. mF and kT are on!, ===> Pester kT. -- cursedGardener [CG] began pestering knowThyself [KT] -- KT: Heya. CG: Hello. KT: Nice to see ya on pester chum. CG: It's nice to see you too. KT: Heh. Thanks. KT: How are things going? CG: Fine, I'm just thinking of posts to write on the fora. KT: ...'fora'? CG: Nevermind, so how are you doing? KT: Fine, Fine. -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to RELAXED -- KT: Has VV pestered you yet? CG: No. KT: Think he was concerned, sience you where the only one he hadn't talked to yet. CG: I'll pester him when I can then. KT: Da. Thanks. KT: How are things going on yor end? CG: ... Slow, but they should be picking up soon. KT: Same for Me. KT: Think RM is in the medium, already. Just to let ya know. CG: I should hurry up then. KT: Think VV has a plan or something- hence Why he wanted to talk to ya. CG: He's not logged on right now, from my angle at least. KT: Da, he's usualyl on about 2-4 hours from now, though. KT: ...I think. Time is Hard. CG: Tell me about it. KT: heh. CG: I should get my client disc running. KT: Ya really don't have to yet- I think. You might be the 5th to go in. KT: After Me. KT: brb CG: See you later then. -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] --
Well that was awkward, it always is when you meet someone new. ===> Pester mF. ...It seems she logged out while you were chatting with kT, too bad. ===> Retrieve client and server disks. You walk over to the player piano and Captchalouge the client disk, it should be safe enough in your fetch modus. Wait was that a the chat opening tone? ===> Answer vV. -- verbileVicenary [VV] began pestering cursedGardener [CG] -- VV: hello CG: Hello, vV. VV: caught up on the plan, then? CG: No, would you like to fill me in? VV: the plan is, to embrace brevity: VV: get started playing as soon as possible VV: one second VV: also, if you need anything obtained inform me VV: i'm sauntering around while everyone else is getting into the game VV: purloining various food items and large construction equipment as best I can CG: I could use a few player piano rolls, if you could find them. CG: Also a camera. VV: i hesitate to ask, but these player piano rolls, in what state, blank or whatnot? CG: Blank would be more useful for alchemy, but any non-broken should work. VV: i'll attempt to find some. when you have helped one of our compatriots into the medium, give me enough warning to reach my domicile and facilitate your entry as well.CG: I'll do that. VV: what kind of camera am i seeking? CG: Any kind. CG: Really I wanted a photo of the moon before it was destroyed. CG: But a camera is just something usefull to have on hand. VV: have you asked kt? CG: No, I should have, but I was thinking about something else at the time. VV: i'll inquire on your behalf if you'd like CG: I would like that, thank you in advance.
And mD is online, you should see what she has going on. -- cursedGardener [CG] began pestering musicalDecay [MD] -- MD: Sup CG: Hello. MD: How are you? CG: Fine, how are you? MD: Talking to someone else CG: Oh, is this a bad time then? MD: not really I guess MD: Anything you need help with? CG: Not really. MD: Mhm CG: Mhm? MD: Sorry, idle thoughts -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to PRANKY -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to AMAZED -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to CHUMMY -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to OFFLINE -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to PROTECTIVE -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to AMAZED -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to CHUMMY -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to PROTECTIVE -- -- musicalDecay [MD] ceased pestering cursedGardener [CG] --
...That was odd... Wait, kT just started pestering you.
-- knowThyself [KT] began pestering cursedGardener [CG] -- KT: Two, things, do you want a spefic phase of the moon? KT: and two, your my Sever player? CG: Yes, full. KT: Okay, good. KT: Any reason why? KT: ...your going to protype it, anr't you. CG: No, I just want to tape it to a window and look at it.KT: ...oh. CG: Also, yes I am your server. KT: ...Then I suggest I get you a whole set of phases- that way you can switch it out. KT: Also, Trying to find/kill evil cat that has my server. CG: That sounds bad. KT: It also just tried to kill me. KT: FML. CG: FML? KT: **** my life. CG: Oh, ok then. CG: Wasn't sure what you meant. CG: Anything else? KT: ...Not really. KT: Good luck in the game. KT: Also, need help agaisnt evil cat. CG: Not sure how to help with that, Maybe set some kind of trap? KT: Good idea. Need catnip, or tuna. CG: Well, Good luck with catching that cat. CG: See you later. KT: thanks, se ya. -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] --
...And now vV is back...
VV: good news VV: kt has several photos of the moon VV: bad news VV: a feline has absconded with his disc for now CG: Yeah, I heard that. VV: i thought you might have, just following up on your request. CG: Anything else? VV: well VV: i don't need to remind you to enter the game quickly because i'll likely be involved in that CG: Good luck. VV: yes VV: thank you VV: also, power tools are very painful objects to trip overCG: Wait, you got hurt? Is "Good luck" not enough? CG: Then I must wish you "BEST LUCK" and "Fast healing".VV: luck is no substitute for watching where i'm going, sadly. VV: and thank you, i shall wish you what luck i don't need then. :j CG: See you later then~. -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering verbileVicenary [VV] --
===> Stop juggling conversations. You sit down, all this green text is giving you a headache.
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Post by eloquentKi on Nov 14, 2012 13:31:49 GMT -5
===> Continue building You rub your eyes as the light starts pouring in from the window in your room... how long have you been at this? Anyway, you set down your laptop for a while and catch a glimpse of RM tearing away through some nearby underlings. It's funny... You've now watched him more than you've talked to him... Wait... that sounded creepy ===> Anyway You meditate nearby for a while... reflecting on your unsettling discovery ===> Some undetermined time in the future You're brought back to focus as your computer goes off with the chat sound effect. You wonder who it is! ===> Check pesterchum Oh, VV and KT MF: but how's the chvse gozng? Am I dvstrzctzng you? KT: ...Gah, Sorry. KT: Forgot to post back. KT: Hunts not going well... But I think I'm getting to close to where he hid it. MF: thxt's good! MF: vf you're fvmzlzxr wzth cxt smell, try to follow thzt KT: ...Won't work. KT: Can't smell. MF: not zt xll? =0 KT: Nope. MF: oh... I'm sorry... KT: Nah, it's okay. KT: It's suck sometimes, but other times, it's useful. MF: well thzt's good! MF: there's xlwzys z szlver lvnzng =) KT: dats true. MF: you just hxve to focus on the posvtxve ^ MF: * ^^
And now chat with VV!
MF: oh no! Are you doxng okzy? VV: yes VV: i tripped over some power tools earlier and had to pester like mad while walking MF: oh! I'll try to dxstrzct you less... VV: no i'm okay now VV: i am in a distraction and obstacle-free zone at the moment MF: oh. xlrxghty. Well... Rm seems to be dozng well VV: how are you? MF: oh, fxne fzne MF: Rm's house zs gettvng nvce znd tzll now VV: radical
===> That didn't show the point of either of those conversations! Well, as you understand it, it seems that KT has his hands full chasing an evil kitty… and VV said something about MD already being in the medium. And he’s your server player. And asleep? You recall KT saying something about MD having some amnesia problems? And freaking out… He’s probably just confused and scared… ===> Moving on... You should probably check back in with your thespian friend. Maybe he’s taking a break and you’ll get a chance to chat…
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 14, 2012 20:53:57 GMT -5
==> Be Noah
You can't be Noah, as he's busy running an errand and trying to assist his friends via Pesterchum while jogging.
Be someone else for a while.
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Post by flarpchampion on Nov 14, 2012 22:44:59 GMT -5
===> Nick: Do Menial, Boring, Everyday Tasks. Are you insane? Giant flaming rocks of molten death are going to rain from he sky and you want to do boring, menial tasks? No, I won't allow it. ===> Obey the Voice and Get Back To Work. You grudgingly obey the voice and get started on your pre-entry things. Your server player has conveniently placed all of the machines you'd need in your weirdly empty living room. What a swell guy! ===> Observe Script Collection. You look at your script collection. hundreds of scripts stacked up to the roof. You never leave without it. Unfortunately, your collection has been reduced quite a bit by the last person who got you into the medium. You made sure he wouldn't be doing that to anybody else anymore. At least this time the lot of them aren't caught on fire. ===> Explore house. There isn't much to explore actually. The entire house is 1 bedroom and a huge living room which, from your previous observations, is devoid of anything except a single can of beans. The roof is a large skylight. ===> Get around to menial, pre-entry tasks. You walk to the living room and use the machines as fast as you can. It's become sort of a habit for you now after two sessions. After creating your entry item, a pink crystal skull, you begin to fell a warm and, quite frankly, a little frightened. Now what could be the cause of this? ===> Investigate Window. Several large meteors are headed towards you at an alarming pace. You estimate you have about sixty seconds before your death. RM: OH SHIT!!!
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 14, 2012 22:50:57 GMT -5
==> Be future Noah You are about an hour older, soaked in sweat Noah. All your original plans are pretty much shot by now. You have scampered around the neighborhood, filled your pockets with stuff for your buddies, and in the meantime one or more of your friends nearly died. eK nearly didn't enter, mD is likely doomed, and kT is messaging you. -- knowThyself [KT] began messaging verbileVicenary [VV] at 21:26 -- KT: VV. GET IN HERE. VV: amazingly VV: there is shit i can do about that KT: sorryabout thft VV: i would love to VV: i would love nothing more than to be in the session already and not be here soaked in sweat and wondering about what all is going on KT: ...needya to kerp a eyr on MF KT: MD. KT: Whadvd VV: i can't KT: at least keep talking to him. KT: he spike sliver. KT: nit doing to goos. KT: ...as ya csn see from mu tect. KT: ...need KT: slwwp. VV: go nap VV: even if its just a short one KT: ..c.an't. KT: ...buold. KT: wLL. KT: yOU CAt. KT: after...yea KT: ...giid. luck. KT: be Safe. VV: sleep dammit KT: cadsajnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsdkffskodnsakl;ndsa;.nasd;snfblassandaasklnasklnaskl;nasdnas KT: CAT KT: EVIL CAT. KT: NEED SEVER PLAYER. KT: NEED PROTECTIin. VV: fuck VV: load up your disc KT: ...Alresy did. VV: right VV: connecting KT: ...Thanks. KT: owe ya onr VV: right, mr. evil cat, come here KT: Don't kill KT: ...usefull agianst. KT: Impss -- verbileVicenary [VV] has built SCHRONDINGER'S CAT CARRIER -- KT: ...maybe. KT: ...thamms. VV: right KT: ...sorry about ruining ys plqn VV: yes well VV: let's face it my plans have pretty much failed all over KT: ...mt fauty KT: ,,,sorry. VV: what did i say earlier KT: so sorry. KT: ...what? VV: look just sleep for now KT: did ya say. KT: ...sounds good. VV: i'll wake u up before the timer goes off KT: wske me if sotding bad hakkkpens. KT: ...thanks KT: . -- knowThyself [KT] drops onto floor. -- -- knowThyself [KT] computer autoshutdown activated. -- -- knowThyself [KT] stopped messaging verbileVicenary [VV] at 21:39 --
You sigh and start setting up the phrenalia around kT's room, after making sure that mD isn't in active danger.
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Post by knowthyself on Nov 14, 2012 23:50:27 GMT -5
====> Be Future Smith and Fuck up BIG TIME. Opps, you went to fa-...holy shit. You look like a cat's plaything... and dead asleep on the floor. and looks like it's not a restful sleep, either. ===>That's not good, kid. Lets check up on present you. Wha? Your finish up Pestering VV at he moment.and finsihing your 3rd cup of coffe. -- verbileVicenary [VV] began pestering knowThyself [KT] at 17:46 -- [17:47] VV: our friend cg has a request [17:47] KT: ...yes? [17:47] KT: I was just about to pester ya. [17:47] VV: a photograph of the moon [17:47] KT: ...why. [17:48] KT: Also, if it's not too late, can I get a nail gun? [17:48] VV: mine is not to ask why, since their request also includes player piano parts [17:48] KT: ...huh. [17:48] KT: Anyway, I thinbk I have several normal moons on my computer. [17:49] VV: i can likely get a nail gun easier than a steamroller [17:49] KT: Thanks- Step on to gettinga kickass attack-breifcase is a go! [17:49] KT: Also, does he want the moon in any spefic phase? [17:50] VV: he's online as we speak [17:50] VV: as he's likely involved in your entry i suggest asking yourself? [17:50] KT: okay. [17:50] KT: ...what, what. [17:51] VV: you recall discussing entry order earlier? [17:51] KT: yes. [17:51] KT: About that... [17:51] KT: having some difficulty finding my disc.. [17:51] KT: Evil Cat is EVIL. [17:52] VV: i suspect you have time, probably, to wrestle your silicon life-preserver from the feline [17:52] KT: I hope so, cause... one sec. [17:53] -- knowThyself [KT] Computer is buried. -- [17:53] KT: FML. [17:54] KT: Cat just tried to Kill me! [17:54] VV: it didn't succeed, luckily [17:54] KT: Da. [17:56] KT: Brb. Need to find/kill Cat before it does the same to me. [17:56] VV: gods'speed [17:57] KT: thanks. [18:00] KT: ...god damn that thing is fast. [18:00] VV: they often are [18:35] KT: ...I may have broken mD's mind. [18:35] VV: i gathered [18:35] KT: Apparently he didn't know about the dead kids. [18:35] KT: Sorry. [18:35] VV: since he just absconded from messaging me [18:35] KT: ...ah, ****. Sorry. -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to BEMUSED -- -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT -- -- verbileVicenary [VV] changed their mood to RANCOROUS -- [19:31] VV: i grow more and more concerned [19:31] KT: Okay, going better. [19:31] KT: He's taking a nap. [19:32] VV: that... that is better. [19:32] VV: for the record [19:33] KT: Told him about prototyping [19:33] KT: ...and about his mom. [19:33] KT: Gave him all the warnings. [19:33] KT: ...I hope. [19:33] VV: the fault doesn't all lay with you [19:34] KT: ...look, I know I buggered up. [19:34] VV: i knew he wasn't remembering sburb [19:34] KT: Hell, this hasn't happened to me before. [19:34] KT: ...wait, you knew. [19:35] -- knowThyself [KT] facepalms -- [19:35] VV: i gathered, after he responded to my request-request [19:35] KT: THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW. [19:36] VV: it was something like a minute before he freaked out [19:36] KT: ...lovely. [19:37] KT: I had actually first Pestered him, thinking he was MF. [19:37] VV: i didn't anticipate that he would break down [19:37] KT: ... I probably would have. [19:37] KT: I know I have. [19:37] VV: if it makes you feel any better [19:38] KT: ((OCC: need to get off soon- Need to do homework.)) [19:38] KT: ...yes? [19:38] VV: never mind, dramatic revelations can wait for after we survive [19:38] KT: ...wait, no. [19:38] KT: TELL ME NOW. [19:39] VV: fine [19:39] KT: ((can have 10 minutes or so)) [19:39] VV: my last session, i was responsible for causing a timeout at the final reward gate [19:39] KT: ...? [19:40] VV: someone sent me the faq and i knew the ultimate reward glitch was coming [19:41] KT: ... yikes. [19:41] VV: i waited to tell the others too late, and they decided to camp out and they all nearly got taken by the hts when the session collapsed [19:42] KT: hts? [19:42] VV: horrorterrors [19:42] KT: ...Those fuckers. [19:42] VV: the things you hear on derse, apparently [19:42] KT: ...I know of them. [19:42] VV: yes, well [19:43] VV: when you stall too long at the giant door, they show up [19:43] KT: ... didn't know that. [19:43] VV: neither did i [19:43] VV: however, i do now [19:44] KT: ...how many made it? [19:44] VV: i don't know [19:44] KT: ...sorry. [19:44] KT: ... okay. I don't like talking about this. [19:45] VV: point is, in a roundabout way, if you screw up, don't go on about it [19:45] KT: I understand. [19:45] VV: good [19:45] KT: Thats why I don't like my second session. [19:46] VV: why is that? [19:46] KT: ...Didn't find the FAQ, till near the end of the second session. [19:46] KT: Reacted...badly at the beging of it. [19:47] KT: BTW, sorry ifthe itteruption above was rude. [19:47] VV: its not [19:47] KT: But anyways... all but two of my session went batshit. [19:47] KT: ...I wasn't one of the two. [19:48] VV: theres no shame in freaking out [19:48] KT: ...I was a waste of sound. [19:49] VV: ah [19:49] KT: Once I found out I was a 'Evil' class... I decicded '**** it'. [19:49] VV: for the record [19:49] KT: If I'm going to be a villian... So be it. [19:49] VV: don't do that this time [19:50] KT: I won't. [19:50] VV: whatever happened, obviously you got through it, and thats what we have to do [19:50] KT: Also, this was acase of evil vs evil. [19:50] KT: ...yeah. [19:51] KT: Also, if you see a clown Alien in your future sessions. [19:51] KT: RUN. [19:51] KT: ...but enough of that. [19:52] VV: point is, i have stuff to find and you have a gardener to reach soon [19:52] KT: Da. [19:52] KT: Good luck. [19:52] VV: same to you [19:52] KT: Try to not to **** up. -- verbileVicenary [VV] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
You are in the bathroom, Hiding from deathCAT. Shit has happened that won't be revealed quite yet ((OCC: Would like MD to do so)). ====> For the love of... Stop being a pussy, and sta- NO. You won't do that... But you do need to find the disc.. but You've looked nearly everywhere for it, except outsid-... What about your room. ====> ...I hate this cat. Indeed, it's getting very annoying. Yime to go out there and find the-
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Post by musicalDecay on Nov 15, 2012 9:22:46 GMT -5
Be Ben ==> You can't be Ben right now. Ben is too busy trying to fight for his life.
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Post by eloquentKi on Nov 15, 2012 19:43:08 GMT -5
===> Be Lilac After several hours of builing, and various conversations, VV convinces you that you should probably be enetering soon. He's probably right. You should probably talk to MD ===> Pester MD to be your server player After some short delaying... MD: Okay MD: Time to get you in MF: xlrzght MF: my plzyer dvsk zs logged MD: I'm placeing the things now MF: zlrvght... I don't not whvt I'm govng to prototype.. don't hxve much zn thxs empty house MD: Just throw in lint or something MF: vlrxght... I thxnk thvt's everythxng MF: do you thznk my bedroll would work zs z prototype vtem? MD: I think I placed everything down, you know what to do right? MD: That would work MF: vlrxght MF: hevr goes nothxng... MF: xlrxght. I thvnk I'm xn.... MD: Sweet ===> Peer out the window Wow, it certainly does look like a whole new world out there... are those... grave stones?? ===> What the? Someone clears their throat behind you... what the? ===> Sign off MF: wzzt... MF: wow. MF: umm. MF: okxy MF: I gottx go... MF: sorry MF: by! MD: Bye
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Post by flarpchampion on Nov 15, 2012 22:09:22 GMT -5
===> Nick: Get The Hell Out Of There!!! You throw the skull onto the ground as hard as you can but it just bounces off the ground. You seem to be in quite a jam. ===> Get Out Of The Jam. With no other options, you do the only thing that comes naturally to you. Alas, poor Yorick. I hardly knew yee. A large crack appears in the skull, splitting it in half. the heat on your neck is so intense it feels like your skin is going to boil! You clench your eyes shut and wait for your eminent demise. ===> Die. You feel weightless, like your being drawn to a higher power. Then the teleportation ends and you flop back to the ground. You had successfully entered the medium. ===> Wipe away sweat. You go to the bedroom again and quickly find a towel to dry off the sweat from almost being burned alive by giant fire rocks of doom. However, the towel becomes soaked. You settle for using the previous kid's clothes to wipe away your disgusting perspiration. ===> Look Out Window. You look out your window and see......What do you mean it's time for me to move onto someone else? But it's just getting good!
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Post by cursedGardener on Nov 16, 2012 1:07:43 GMT -5
===> Randell: Pester MD. -- cursedGardener [CG] began pestering musicalDecay [MD] -- CG: Hello, are you there? MD: Yes MD: What do you need?CG: Nothing, do you need anything? MD: My mom again CG: Still sad? MD: Yes CG: Anything I can do about it? MD: Is there another way to talk to her?CG: Not that I know of, but I'm still kind of new to this. MD: Okay then. I think I will just rest some more CG: Ok then. CG: Bye MD. MD: Good night -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to PROTECTIVE -- -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering musicalDecay [MD] -- If only there was something you could do for them. You change your mood on pesterchum to "Chipper". ===> Pester KT. -- cursedGardener [CG] began pestering knowThyself [KT] -- KT: ...heh. KT: hey CG: Hello. CG: How are things going with the cat problem?. KT: Caged- VV helped. KT: He's my sever player. CG: Oh, then I was wrong before. CG: Sorry. KT: ...? KT: Had to become mine, because if I didn't... KT: ...Well, I wouldn't be talking to you. Stuipid deathCat. CG: So, what are you going to do with it? CG: Now that it's caged? KT: ...maybe protoytpe it. KT: After entering the medium. CG: Sounds good. KT: With my first planned Prototype... KT: It be full of HATE AND RAGE. CG: I should start thinking about what I'm going to prototype. CG: Instead of just throwing things at it, trying to outrun the meteors. KT: ...BAD IDEA. KT: Your house is safe, until the timer runs out. CG: I know, that's why I'm planning this time. KT: ... if you say so. CG: Would a half-bottle of ceasar dressing be a good prototyping? KT: ...I would have no idea. CG: Hmm... CG: Maybe a chair? KT: ... Then they might be sturdy. KT: Depends on the type of chair. KT: Or have four legs. CG: Four legged underlings don't sound that bad. KT: ...can't be knocked down as easly. CG: ... Point. KT: Can Run faster then 2 legs. CG: A pile of books? KT: ...depends on th contents of the books. KT: LotR- BAD IDEA. CG: I'll have to check the books in this house then. CG: Would a snowball have horrible consequences I haven't thought about? KT: ...No idea. KT: May give them flow/rythem/ice abilites. CG: Let's not try that then. KT: ...Look, what ever you make- there will be some kind of powerboost, and maybe a weakness.CG: I know that, I'm just making sure there's no accidental overpowering here.KT: ...look- no clowns, no nothing that is considered 'holy', nothing involving squid.CG: No clowns, nothing corrupting. CG: That should do for now. CG: See you later then. -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] -- Can he really blame you for double checking? ===> Examine books. Let's see, Twilight, Harry potter, and... a book about the Fair Folk? best not to let the kernel anywhere near that one. ...Bad......Worse........Why would anyone read that?....... Ooh! a King Arthur book, this one is going in your sylladex for now. Wait, someone is pestering you. ===> Answer VV. -- verbileVicenary [VV] began pestering cursedGardener [CG] -- CG: Hello. VV: hey have you been updated CG: On what? VV: game stuff VV: basically VV: had to connect to kt to keep him alive and functioning CG: I heard that.VV: so ya can connect to me and then rm CG: So, I'll be your server, and RM's client? CG: Works for me. VV: yes, that would seem to be the case VV: are you alright? CG: Yes, why? VV: i'm just concerned, you know, considering all this stuff going on CG: Oh, wait, I still have my mood on "chipper" from chatting with MD. -- cursedGardener [CG] changed their mood to PLEASANT -- VV: how did he seem to you CG: Very sad. VV: he seemed more tactiturn to me, but he is in a tough predicament CG: I wish I could help him.. VV: kt is now in the game CG: That makes... 4 in the game, right? VV: rm, mf, md, kt, so yeah CG: So we're the only players still on earth. VV: indeed VV: let's change that with some wellplaced velocity CG: I'll get my server disk running soon. CG: Do you have everything you need before you enter? VV: i've got everything i believe VV: let me double check ===> Run Server.
You put the server disk in your laptop and begin deploying the Phernalia.
Wait, KT is pestering you.
-- knowThyself [KT] began pestering cursedGardener [CG] -- KT: ...? problem CG: Problem? KT: distraught. CG: Why? KT: I mean you. -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to ACCEPTANT -- CG: I don't think so? KT: ...huh. -- cursedGardener [CG] changed their mood to PLEASANT -- KT: ...because of HateImps with cannons. CG: Wait, what about the Imps?KT: My imps have cannons. CG: I'm not even in the medium yet, what did you prototype? KT: Meant to prototype a 'girl' KT: Instead, VV prototyped a cannon CG: That's not good. KT: and HATECAT prototyped itself. CG: So we have cannon weilding Cat Imps now. KT: yep. CG: Great. KT: ...our black king is going to be fun. KT: Hey, you there? CG: Yes, but I'm also chatting with VV. KT: Ah. KT: You wanted a pic of the moon right? CG: Yes, that was me. KT: good. KT: Here's the coddasklnslakbjklvbashlvas KT: ...lets try that again KT: it's 5v6faw9lo -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to RANCOROUS -- CG: Why RANCOROUS? KT: Cause I'M IN CROSSFIRE. CG: Imps or are they Ogres?KT: BOTH AND CAT. KT: WHAT OGRE DEAD. KT: AND IMP. -- knowThyself [KT] computer ws blown up! -- CG: Well, that happened... CG: I guess I'll be going then.. CG: Good luck KT. -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] --
Ok, now back to VV
VV: i'll run the disk, lemme make sure kt doesn't get killed by his sprite CG: ... wait what did he prototype? CG: Why would it kill him? VV: hold please VV: you recall the frenzied feline he did battle with before CG: Yes, I do remember that. VV: well, it appears to have prototyped itself with cannons CG: Cannons? VV: yes for some reason kts house has cannons atop it. CG: I'll be on the look out for cannon imps, then. CG: I guess I need to get a ranged strife specibus sometime soon. VV: what do you have right now? CG: Scissorskind. VV: i have several power tools... and an idea CG: I also have Wateringcankind, but I don't use it. CG: What is this idea? VV: ... have you got an oven? CG: Yes. VV: get the pilot light code VV: right, forgot, zero time VV: disc running VV: between bibles, cannons, and pokedexes i'm not worried about making things worse with prototyping CG: Wait, someone prototyped a bible? VV: yeah long epic drama short, md has a poisonous momsprite VV: however, i would consider it a boon if you start deploying stuff while i find the least threatening thing to prototype CG: I considered prototyping ceaser dresing.VV: that VV: that would be awfully nonthreatening i suppose CG: Unless it reads it as just "Ceaser" or somthing. CG: That would be less than fun. VV: considering my options, i'm pretty sure this toaster or a car battery is my best option VV: no, the last thing we want is roman emperors running around CG: So, fire or lightning imps? VV: lightning won't be a problem with tennis shoes and such VV: considering we have angelic corruption to worry about, a little electricity is not going to hurt anyone VV: can you smack that device with something CG: Which device? VV: the cruxtruder CG: Oh, yes. VV: the battery is the best option right now, just let me take down the code first VV: battery ahoy VV: alright, here goes everything CG: I hope you get along well with batterysprite. VV: i have a rather clever idea about that VV: where did you put the punchcard? CG: It's on the floor, next to the Totem Lathe. VV: ah thanks VV: totem carved... VV: i don't VV: right whatever, before i forget CG: Yes? VV: you can see this right VV: this is the code for the jigsaw CG: Yes I can see it. VV: good VV: ugh and heave.... -- verbileVicenary [VV] has smashed the Cruxite Coffin and entered. -- VV: right, apparently... huh, that's VV: that's really high up CG: Your spire? VV: er yes CG: What's your land look like? VV: it's... well, it's full of really tall towers VV: with lightning oh my god why CG: Imps? VV: no i expected them VV: the sudden drop off my front step, not so much -- verbileVicenary [VV] starts alchemizing -- VV: yes VV: power saw and pizza slicer CG: Going on an alchemy spree so early? VV: it's sort of important VV: i mean, we have some pretty potent imps headed our way VV: or, my way at the moment VV: your way eventually CG: Well, Best Luck again. VV: thanks VV: alright, headed to the gate, i've got a sprite full of batteries and dead kid, half a gauge of grist, and twin buzzcutters. let's rock CG: Off you go then, to victory over Imps, and to the first gate! VV: thank you. i sincerely hope you enter soon, cg -- verbileVicenary [VV] enters the gate -- -- verbileVicenary [VV] ceased pestering cursedGardener [CG] -- ===> Pester RM. -- cursedGardener [CG] began pestering rambuntiousMidget [RM] -- CG: Hey, are you there? RM: Just got into the medium by the skin of my teeth. RM: And I think I might have screwed up with the prototyping. RM: And all of this kid's clothes are drenched in sweat. RM: But other then that, I'm awesome. CG: You're my server player. CG: I need to get into the medium. RM: You must have me mistaken for someone else. I'm VV's server player. He's going in last. CG: There was a change of plans, VV had to become KT's server player. RM: What? Why? CG: Because he was nearly killed by a cat. RM: Let me guess, the first gaurdian right? CG: Hopefully not, he prototyped it. RM: Wait just a god damn second here. RM: I thought the number one rule in all of SBURB was to NOt prototype the first gaurdian. RM: AndKT just went and broke that rule? CG: It is the number one rule, but I think it was just a really angry cat. RM: Ohhh, O.K. RM: Well, that makes my prototyping not nearly as bad. CG: He also prototyped a Cannon. RM: Since cat Pokemon all suck anyways. RM: .......He did the cat first right? CG: He did the Cannon first, then the cat, then entered the medium. RM: Just a second, let me consult my sprite. RM: Well shit. RM: We're probably going to be fighting Blastoise's. RM: Fun CG: Blastoise's? RM: Well, you see. I prototyped a Pokedex by accident. RM: And I have a slight notion of what the enemy is going to be like. CG: Well, be careful. RM: A random Pokemon with the chances increased for specific ones due to your prototyping's. CG: VV prototyped a battery. RM: Electric Blastoises! RM: Holy crap! RM: I've gotta catch one! CG: There's also a bible, but I don't know who prototyped that one. RM: .......... RM: Mother of god. RM: Do you know what this means?! CG: Angel corruption? RM: We are going to have to fight a fucking ARCEUS! RM: WITH ELECTRIC CANNONS! CG: ... CG: I can't tell, are you terrified or excited? RM: I'm a strange mixture of both. RM: On one hand, we are surely going ot die. RM: But on the other, we get to see an Arceus with electricity cannons. RM: And two other prototypes. CG: Well, back to the VV becomes KT's server bit. CG: I've ended up as both VV's server, and the last player left on earth.[09:41] RM: Holy crap already? Wow, everyone sure moves fast now a-days. CG: You'll be my server player. CG: So when do you think you'll be able to set things up for entry? RM: Alright, just let me get out of my house. Otherwise I'll be overrun by Imps and I don' RM: t*Don't think they'll take kindly to my yo-yo's of death. CG: Ok, whenever you can, preferably before my house is meteored. CG: See you later. RM: Alright, bye! -- rambuntiousMidget [RM] ceased pestering cursedGardener [CG] --
And now VV is back...
-- verbileVicenary [VV] began pestering cursedGardener [CG]-- VV: there is an emergency CG: What is it? VV: i need to get to my fifth gate immediately CG: Fifth? VV: and hopefully with something that can fly CG: Calm down, why do you need to get to your fifth gate? VV: md is covered in angel blood VV: rm is unable to reach him, can't incite a time loop via mf, afaik you're not in yet VV: and i can't reach kt CG: What do you need me to do? CG: Besides make your house taller? VV: i have nothing that can fly, ideas? CG: Do you have a fan? VV: i have a leafblower CG: Try alchemizing it to make it more powerful, then with a backpack? VV: actually VV: let's get crazy CG: How crazy? -- verbileVicenary [VV] alchemizes CHARIZARD PLUSH && LEAFBLOWER // CAR BATTERY and makes the HOT AIR DRAGOON -- -- verbileVicenary [VV] alchemizes 50x Shakes -- -- verbileVicenary [VV] has entered the fifth gate -- CG: That was pretty crazy. CG: Hope you make it. CG: Best luck.
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VV: i got there in time CG: And MD? VV: he's snotty and safe in a crystalanth CG: Any corruption? VV: i dumped a couple shakes on him to be sureCG: Voidshakes? VV: yes VV: whichever remove angel corruption CG: Void removes other corruption, and I'm nut sure what's in the cure for angel corruption. CG: *not VV: lightshakes i guess VV: its the only shake code i got from kt CG: Whatever they are, we'll need to stock up on them. CG: Seeing how we'll have bible imps and all. VV: yes
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-- verbileVicenary [VV] is back in LOCAS -- CG: Well /that/ disaster was averted. VV: yes VV: although now rm has ohgodwhats and of course you still need to enter if i'm remembering right CG: Yes, I still need to enter. CG: Rm said he would help once he got out of his house and back.. VV: i understand he is running from an ohgodwhat CG: Well as long as he gets back before the meteors get here, I'll be fine. VV: i'm all for flying to the rescue now, like a godamn firebreathing something or other on stilts CG: Good to hear. VV: he seems to be okay, anyway, and i will remind him to get you in before i find somewhere to rest, let kevinsprite take over for a little bit -- verbileVicenary [VV] changed their mood to RELAXED -- -- verbileVicenary [VV] ceased pestering cursedGardener [CG] -- ===> Go to kitchen. You go to the kichen. On the way there, you notice the fireplace is running out of wood, you hope your land this session is warm. ===>Open oven. You open the oven and, *Gackt* what was that doing in there? Someone left a bucket of water in the oven, and it's still hot. You put the bucket in the sink. ===> Captchalogue pilot light. How? It's busy being part of a gas oven right now. ===> Dissasemble oven. Without tools? This is going to take you a while....
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 16, 2012 12:48:41 GMT -5
PastNoah: Engage Clever Plan You are now in the LAND OF CIRCUITRY AND SPIRES, and your kernelsprite has split up. Your other plans have failed, but this one is so simple, how could it collapse into a terrible singularity of regret? You chuck the dead kid into your sprite. ==> Make new friend.
NOAH: salutations, my name is noah and- KEVINSPRITE: What KEVINSPRITE: What the fuck KEVINSPRITE: Am I dead> NOAH: yes you were but KEVINSPRITE: But my friends and I were going to play Sburb... KEVINSPRITE: Bzzt. KEVINSPRITE: What NOAH: yes, you were dead, and you weren't ever going to play, it was just a... terrible fate, okay? NOAH: for any relief it gives, you are in sburb right now KEVINSPRITE: Holy... bzzt KEVINSPRITE: I know everything... I was never supposed to survive! KEVINSPRITE: WE DIED! KEVINSPRITE: WE DIED SO Y'ALL COULD PLAY! NOAH: um. KEVINSPRITE: WHAT THE BZZT! KEVINSPRITE: You're Noah, then, are you? NOAH: yes. i thought you would appreciate- KEVINSPRITE: Shut up. Just shut the bzzt up. KEVINSPRITE: 'Hooray, you murdered me by existing, and thus you shall adventure through the Land of Circuitry and Spires as the Knight of I Don't Give a Bzzt About Anything But My Own Life and ascend through the Seven Gates and...' but you know all this already, don't you. NOAH: ... KEVINSPRITE: Fine. It says here that if you die, I die. So I suppose I ought to keep you alive. For now. NOAH: ... we should talk later, okay. NOAH: for now i need to advance enough to keep us all alive. KEVINSPRITE: Fine.
It's going to be a long night.
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Post by knowthyself on Nov 18, 2012 0:28:50 GMT -5
====> Try To Survive Thats a wried command, anyways, time to pester someone! -- knowThyself [KT] began pestering cursedGardener [CG] at 17:50 -- [17:51] KT: Two, things, do you want a spefic phase of the moon? [17:51] KT: and two, your my Sever player? [17:53] CG: Yes, full. [17:53] KT: Okay, good. [17:53] KT: Any reason why? [17:54] KT: ...your going to protype it, anr't you. [17:54] CG: No, I just want to tape it to a window and look at it. [17:55] KT: ...oh. [17:55] CG: Also, yes I am your server. [17:55] KT: ...Then I suggest I get you a whole set of phases- that way you can switch it out. [17:56] KT: Also, Trying to find/kill evil cat that has my server. [17:57] CG: That sounds bad. [17:57] KT: It also just tried to kill me. [17:57] KT: FML. [17:57] CG: FML? [17:58] KT: **** my life. [17:59] CG: Oh, ok then. [17:59] CG: Wasn't sure what you meant. [18:00] CG: Anything else? [18:01] KT: ...Not really. [18:01] KT: Good luck in the game. [18:01] KT: Also, need help agaisnt evil cat. [18:03] CG: Not sure how to help with that, Maybe set some kind of trap? [18:04] KT: Good idea. Need catnip, or tuna. [18:09] CG: Well, Good luck with catching that cat. [18:10] KT: thanks, se ya. [18:11] CG: See you later. -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] at 18:11 -- -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] at 18:12 -- -- cursedGardener [CG] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
-- knowThyself [KT] began pestering musicalDecay [MD] at 17:59 -- [17:59] MD: ((brb food sorry)) [17:59] KT: ((NP)) [18:00] KT: Quick question- do you have any idea on how to get back a disc from a murderous cat? [18:09] MD: ((back)) [18:09] MD: ... [18:09] KT: ...yeah, FML. [18:10] MD: How big is the cat? [18:10] MD: And how badly has it hurt you so far? [18:11] KT: Small enought to fit into tight spaces, but big enought to jump really high. [18:11] KT: Haven't gotten that badly hurt, just tried to bury me earlier. [18:11] MD: A really big stick? [18:12] KT: That what Big Books are for. [18:12] KT: and briefcases. [18:13] MD: use those then? [18:13] KT: ....gah, sorry, thought you were MF for a while. [18:13] MD: Oh [18:14] KT: again sorry. [18:14] -- knowThyself [KT] facepalms -- [18:14] -- musicalDecay [MD] pats -- [18:15] KT: ...heh. [18:15] MD: Also I don't understand [18:15] MD: How did you get those emotes? [18:15] KT: ... which one? [18:15] MD: They have horns and stuff [18:15] KT: I'm using the StriefPesterchum client. [18:16] MD: And look evil [18:16] KT: It has those symbols. [18:16] KT: Have no idea how you can acess it otherwise. [18:16] KT: Think Steam aslo has it. [18:18] MD: Oh -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to PRANKY -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to AMAZED -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to CHUMMY -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to OFFLINE -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to PROTECTIVE -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to AMAZED -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to CHUMMY -- -- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to PROTECTIVE -- [18:23] MD: I finally found the perfect thing [18:24] KT: Huh. [18:24] MD: Took me long enough [18:25] KT: Any reason why ya like it? [18:26] MD: The moods seem to fit [18:26] KT: ...huh. [18:28] MD: yes? [18:28] KT: ....what? [18:28] MD: Nothing I guess [18:28] MD: So how are you? [18:29] KT: Fine. [18:29] KT: Hiding from the cat at the moment. [18:29] MD: It's a cat [18:29] MD: it is not that deadly [18:30] KT: IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND TRIED TO TRIP ME INTO THE KITCHEN SINK. [18:30] KT: WHICH IS FULL OF KNIEVES. [18:30] MD: Sounds like a cat [18:31] MD: You should have gotten a less dangerous pet like mine [18:31] KT: ...IT came with the dead kid. [18:31] KT: And it's not french, like mine was. [18:31] MD: ...dead kid? [18:32] KT: Long story. Now I know WHY he was dead in the first place. [18:32] MD: Why is there dead people? [18:32] KT: VV got a kid that elececuted himself with a toaster. [18:32] MD: That is a thing I should know [18:32] KT: ...SBURB! [18:32] MD: ... [18:32] KT: that is all. [18:32] MD: ... [18:33] MD: this game kills us [18:33] KT: ...but seriously, this happens sometimes when you enter a new session. [18:33] KT: There's a dead kid that you 'replace' [18:33] MD: ... [18:34] MD: ... [18:34] KT: ...SBURB! [18:34] MD: ... [18:34] MD: ... [18:34] KT: ...I know. [18:34] -- musicalDecay [MD] abscounds -- -- musicalDecay [MD] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] at 18:34 -- [18:34] KT: SBURB is a good word to describe just how ****ed up this game is. -- musicalDecay [MD] ceased pestering knowThyself [KT] at 18:34 -- -- musicalDecay [MD] began pestering knowThyself [KT] at 18:36 -- [18:36] MD: you [18:36] KT: ....sorry. [18:36] KT: thought ya knew. [18:37] KT: ...you okay, lad. [18:37] MD: one second
-- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT --
17:47] VV: our friend cg has a request [17:47] KT: ...yes? [17:47] KT: I was just about to pester ya. [17:47] VV: a photograph of the moon [17:47] KT: ...why. [17:48] KT: Also, if it's not too late, can I get a nail gun? [17:48] VV: mine is not to ask why, since their request also includes player piano parts [17:48] KT: ...huh. [17:48] KT: Anyway, I thinbk I have several normal moons on my computer. [17:49] VV: i can likely get a nail gun easier than a steamroller [17:49] KT: Thanks- Step on to gettinga kickass attack-breifcase is a go! [17:49] KT: Also, does he want the moon in any spefic phase? [17:50] VV: he's online as we speak [17:50] VV: as he's likely involved in your entry i suggest asking yourself? [17:50] KT: okay. [17:50] KT: ...what, what. [17:51] VV: you recall discussing entry order earlier? [17:51] KT: yes. [17:51] KT: About that... [17:51] KT: having some difficulty finding my disc.. [17:51] KT: Evil Cat is EVIL. [17:52] VV: i suspect you have time, probably, to wrestle your silicon life-preserver from the feline [17:52] KT: I hope so, cause... one sec. [17:53] -- knowThyself [KT] Computer is buried. -- [17:53] KT: FML. [17:54] KT: Cat just tried to Kill me! [17:54] VV: it didn't succeed, luckily [17:54] KT: Da. [17:56] KT: Brb. Need to find/kill Cat before it does the same to me. [17:56] VV: gods'speed [17:57] KT: thanks. [18:00] KT: ...god damn that thing is fast. [18:00] VV: they often are [18:35] KT: ...I may have broken mD's mind. [18:35] VV: i gathered [18:35] KT: Apparently he didn't know about the dead kids. [18:35] KT: Sorry. [18:35] VV: since he just absconded from messaging me [18:35] KT: ...ah, ****. Sorry. -- knowThyself [KT] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT -- ...Oh goddamnit. You decide to open up a memo, to deal with this. CKT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board EMERGENCYPOWWOW. CURRENT musicalDecay [CMD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CMD: Okay CKT: ...oh goddmanit. CMD: One of you CKT: SORRY. CMD: Tell me what the fuck CMD: Is goig on CKT: ...It's Sburb. this kind of shit happens. CURRENT cursedGardener [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: What's going on? CMD: You know what would have been great? CKT: Before, you ask, I told him about the dead kids. CMD: TO KNOW THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS CKT: I thought he knew! CURRENT verbileVicenary [CVV] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CVV: yeah it seems about half and half as to people remembering CKT: I knew in my second session. CKT: ...at least you didn't see a body. CMD: I don't understand I'm confused CMD: Why is this happening? CVV: well heres the cliff notes version CVV: since i'm still running around and stealing things CKT: ...hows that going? CVV: well, i have that nailgun, a sandwich, and am still obtaining others CVV: regardless CVV: 1. this game is unavoidable CVV: 2. you have played before and forgotten CVV: 3. meteors CCG: Who has forgotten? CKT: I SURE HAVEN"T. CMD: I want my mom CKT: ...await you can FORGET!?! CMD: I don't like this CCG: How can you forget something like SBURB. CMD: I want to go home now CKT: ...****. CKT: ...ya can't. CVV: kt, this is absolutely something for you to address CKT: unless ya want to die. CMD: This isn't nice, I want to go back to the nice things again CKT: ...Wait, why me? CVV: as i keep reminding you, i'm running around trying to type on my phone while finding things like steamrollers CKT: ...oh right. CMD: I don't like this at all, I just want my mom again CKT: ...where is ya mom? CMD: She's supposed to be home, why isn't she home yet? Everything looks strange and I don't like this CKT: ...strange how? CMD: Nothing looks the same I dn't like this CKT: ...what do you mean? CCG: ^? CKT: Why nothing looks the same. CMD: This isn't my house why am I in this house? CKT: ...Well, SHIT. CCG: Because SBURB put you there this session. CKT: You've probably played this game before, but forgot due to PTSD, or some bullshit like that. CMD: I just want to go back home CVV: is there a dead kid in your house, md? CKT: Things are going to get tough, but ya gotta pull through and keep going foward. CMD: ... CKT: Cause if you don't... CMD: oh god oh god oh god -- CURRENT musicalDecay [CMD] is away -- CKT: Look, I don't CVV: well. CCG: I think she just found the body. CKT: OH GODDMANIT. CKT: **** **** **** **** **** **** CVV: that escalated quickly, didn't it CKT: why the hell didn't I kow about this forgetfullness bullshit! CKT: I thought I knew! -- CURRENT musicalDecay [CMD] is back -- CMD: THERE IS A DEAD BODY I DON'T LIKE THIS CVV: md CVV: shut up and listen for a second. CMD: THIS ISN'T GOOD CKT: ....give it a proper barial, if you can. CMD: I DON'T LIKE THIS CVV: i am even going to say this in short words CMD: HE'S NOT AN IT CKT: no shit. This is not a good way to find out. CVV: if you don't pull it together, all six of us are going to die CMD: THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU CALL PEOPLE CMD: THEY ARE PEOPLE YOU PSYCHO -- CURRENT musicalDecay [CMD] is away -- CKT: ... I have no idea what gender he/she was. CKT: ...GOD DAMNIT. CVV: i believe the right pronoun would be "they" CKT: seriously, how the fuck can this happen. CKT: ...and can it be used on specif memories? CCG ceased responding to memo. CVV: a. weaponized memory loss isn't what this is -- CURRENT musicalDecay [CMD] is back -- CKT: Shit, he's gone... no wait, he's back. CMD: I don't like this at all CVV: no shit CVV: however, the fact remains: we will die unless we enter the game CURRENT cursedGardener [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: Sorry, that was my connection thowing a fit. CKT: Yeah, I can see th CKT: asddfgfnjndiasdsgf.sadsfadgbjk;ljds CCG: Whats wrong! CMD: ...That is a killer cat CVV: yes most likely CVV: alright CKT: Okay, safe now. CVV: since mf is awol CKT: Hit it with my briedcacase CKT: fled. CKT: for the moment. CVV: kt, get md in CCG: Did it drop the disk? CKT: ...it didnt' have it. CVV: fuck CMD: I want to go to sleep now CKT: get who in? CKT: ...NO. CMD: and just lay down forvever CKT: Bad idea. CKT: BAD FUCKING IDEA. CKT: ...what would ya mother think? CCG: The worst idea. CMD: why? CMD: Sleep seems good right now CVV: Look up. CKT: Think he's inside. CKT: look outside. CMD: ... CMD: ... CMD: ... CKT: I would love to sleep, but that can happen later. CKT: and here comes the freakout. CMD: THERE IS FUCKING METEORS FALLING FROM THE FUCKING SKY CKT: ...seriously. Sorry Guys, CVV: that is where meteors usually come from yes CKT: and that is why it is not a good idea to sleep. CMD: Please, just. Tell me what to do CKT: Only way to escape is the game. CMD: So I can lay down after CKT: You need a host. CVV: sadly, yes, you are much safer in the game than here CKT: ...at first. CKT: Then come the imps. CMD: ... CKT: afther that and the gate, you can sleep. CMD: ... CKT: ...I hate this game. -- CURRENT musicalDecay [CMD] is away -- CVV: kt CKT: ...I know. CKT: keep fucking up. CKT: But the needed to know. CVV: well, yes CKT: So he didn't collasp after entering. CKT: and get killed by a imp. CVV: what i mean is CVV: you need to get him in the game CVV: and for that, you need the disc CKT: ...****. CVV: hence CVV: get moving CKT: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK. CCG: So that went... less that bad. CKT: ...time to find/kill the cat. CKT: ...IT WENT TERRIABLE. CVV: there will be time for the collective bitching later CVV: of which there will be some CKT: ...probably directed at me. CVV: kt, get your disc and see if you can snap md out of his freakout so he can get mf in when she shows up CVV: cg, i'm going to server you in now, so you can get kt in once you're in CKT: ....at least in my second session, shit didn't happen until I entered. CVV: kt CKT: talking to him now. CVV: alright. CKT: trying the... CKT: ...can't say, he may read. CVV: ... md or the cat CKT: Md. CKT: if the cat can read, I'm fucked. CKT: ...okay, what would happen if protyped a pic of a person. CVV: what person CKT: ...someone important to you. CKT: ...I feel dirty. CVV: well CVV: as i understand it, you should wait until AFTER the prototyping affects the imps and stuff CKT: So it should work... CKT: ...but what will happen to him when ... CKT: FUCK. CCG ceased responding to memo. CVV: you know what CKT: ...should I tell him. CVV: fuck narrative causality CKT: ...? CVV: this could not get any worse -- CURRENT knowThyself [CKT] bitchsalps VV -- CKT: NEVER SAY THAT. CVV: explain, in detail, how the hell this could escal... fuck CKT: So, after he enters the medium, or no? CVV: well, i would wait until a. he notices the imps all have... shit, it's his mom, isn't it CKT: No, convincing him to do it second. CVV: good CKT: ...how bad is a squiddle prototype? CVV: ... i don't... know? CKT: ...okay, so prototyping that first. CKT: can you prototype in the medium? CVV: yes CVV: since everything you prototype now powers up enemies CKT: No, wait, I don't think it's a pic? CKT: it's a necklance athat reminds him of her. CKT: Sorry about this. CKT: NVM. CVV: just... just see if you can get him to a point where he can get mf in CKT: It does have a pic. CMD ceased responding to memo. CVV ceased responding to memo.
...That went well ====> Try to fix things 19:04] KT: ...sorry man. [19:04] KT: Thought ya knew. [19:05] -- musicalDecay [MD] is away -- [19:05] KT: ... Look, what would your mother do. [19:06] -- musicalDecay [MD] is back -- [19:06] MD: acording to you she's dead or something [19:06] -- musicalDecay [MD] is away -- [19:06] KT: ..if she was alive. [19:06] KT: Look, you remeber her. [19:07] KT: so she's alive in your heart [19:07] KT: If you die... Her Memories gone. [19:07] MD: My heart is dead [19:08] KT: ...For now, yes. [19:08] KT: But that can be fixed. [19:08] KT: ...Do you have something of her's [19:08] MD: Everyone is dying [19:09] MD: My neckless [19:09] KT: Look at it. [19:09] KT: Remeber. [19:09] MD: I am [19:10] KT: Would she want you to die? [19:10] MD: No, she would never [19:10] KT: Then Don't. [19:10] KT: Live, for her shake. [19:11] MD: I miss her, I want her [19:11] MD: back [19:12] KT: ...Okay. there maybe a way. [19:13] KT: Do you know what prototyping is? [19:13] MD: A-a little? [19:13] KT: ...First find something that you want to prototype. [19:13] KT: NOT the NECKLESS. [19:14] KT: If you prototype that first, you messed up. [19:14] MD: Okay, I have this plushie [19:14] KT: ...Do you like it? [19:15] MD: It's really nice) [19:15] KT: Good... what is it a plushie of? [19:15] MD: Squiddle [19:17] KT: Okay, the Squiddle will be the first thing you prototpye. [19:17] MD: Okay [19:18] KT: After you do that, throw in the necklace...Wait, no. [19:18] KT: ...Wait until you enter the medium. [19:18] MD: Okay [19:19] KT: Make a copy of the Necklace, or take a picture of it. So you don't lose it. [19:19] MD: Okay [19:19] KT: ...wait is does necklance have a picture? [19:20] MD: The necklace has a photo inside [19:20] KT: ...okay, think you should just copy the phot instead. [19:20] KT: Then Prototype the picture. [19:20] MD: I could do that [19:21] KT: ...if everything goes right... [19:21] KT: You can ask your mom what you should do. [19:21] MD: ... [19:21] MD: really? [19:22] KT: ..but she won't be around forever. [19:22] MD: Oh [19:22] MD: I was kind of hoping [19:22] KT: One day, based on how much time you spend with her... [19:22] KT: She'll leave. [19:22] MD: ...I'm going to miss her [19:22] KT: ...The game is ****ed up, if you haven't noticed. [19:22] MD: Wait, I'm still missing her right now [19:23] MD: How does that even work? [19:23] KT: ...I miss mine as well. [19:23] KT: Prototyping gives the sprite the power of what ever it's prototypes. IT's not always the same result. [19:24] KT: But, when your int he real world, prototyping gives your foes in the game the same powers. as your sprite [19:24] KT: and apperance. [19:24] KT: It acts as a invivlble ally. [19:24] MD: Oh [19:24] KT: That also heals. [19:25] KT: ...but it alsohas memories. [19:25] MD: So it wuld be just like mom? [19:25] KT: ...hopefuly, yes. [19:25] KT: She may change a bit beacsue of the plushie. [19:26] MD: So I would be able to talk to her again [19:26] KT: Yes. [19:26] KT: Knew a guy who protoytped his own dead body. [19:26] KT: Same memories, except for dreambubble memories. [19:27] KT: Except, sience the first prototpyee was a HK-robot, spoke his emotions like a HK robot does. [19:27] MD: HK? [19:27] KT: Star wars the old republic. [19:28] KT: ...Do you know mass effect? [19:28] KT: Remember the gaint jellyfish. [19:28] MD: Yes [19:28] KT: Go0d... wait, I mean the big heavy worlders. [19:29] KT: The guys who would speak like this. [19:29] KT: Sowworfully: Sorry about this. [19:29] MD: oh yeah [19:29] KT: The spite talked like that. [19:29] KT: So be careful. [19:30] KT: ...But in order to do this. I need to find my disc. [19:30] KT: ...again. sorry about this. [19:30] MD: I can wait [19:30] KT: Good. [19:31] MD: I think I'm going to take a nap, ping me when you need me please [19:31] KT: ...Have nice nap. [19:31] MD: bye [19:31] -- musicalDecay [MD] abscounds --
[19:31] VV: i grow more and more concerned [19:31] KT: Okay, going better. [19:31] KT: He's taking a nap. [19:32] VV: that... that is better. [19:32] VV: for the record [19:33] KT: Told him about prototyping [19:33] KT: ...and about his mom. [19:33] KT: Gave him all the warnings. [19:33] KT: ...I hope. [19:33] VV: the fault doesn't all lay with you [19:34] KT: ...look, I know I buggered up. [19:34] VV: i knew he wasn't remembering sburb [19:34] KT: Hell, this hasn't happened to me before. [19:34] KT: ...wait, you knew. [19:35] -- knowThyself [KT] facepalms -- [19:35] VV: i gathered, after he responded to my request-request [19:35] KT: THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW. [19:36] VV: it was something like a minute before he freaked out [19:36] KT: ...lovely. [19:37] KT: I had actually first Pestered him, thinking he was MF. [19:37] VV: i didn't anticipate that he would break down [19:37] KT: ... I probably would have. [19:37] KT: I know I have. [19:37] VV: if it makes you feel any better [19:38] KT: ((OCC: need to get off soon- Need to do homework.)) [19:38] KT: ...yes? [19:38] VV: never mind, dramatic revelations can wait for after we survive [19:38] KT: ...wait, no. [19:38] KT: TELL ME NOW. [19:39] VV: fine [19:39] KT: ((can have 10 minutes or so)) [19:39] VV: my last session, i was responsible for causing a timeout at the final reward gate [19:39] KT: ...? [19:40] VV: someone sent me the faq and i knew the ultimate reward glitch was coming [19:41] KT: ... yikes. [19:41] VV: i waited to tell the others too late, and they decided to camp out and they all nearly got taken by the hts when the session collapsed [19:42] KT: hts? [19:42] VV: horrorterrors [19:42] KT: ...Those fuckers. [19:42] VV: the things you hear on derse, apparently [19:42] KT: ...I know of them. [19:42] VV: yes, well [19:43] VV: when you stall too long at the giant door, they show up [19:43] KT: ... didn't know that. [19:43] VV: neither did i [19:43] VV: however, i do now [19:44] KT: ...how many made it? [19:44] VV: i don't know [19:44] KT: ...sorry. [19:44] KT: ... okay. I don't like talking about this. [19:45] VV: point is, in a roundabout way, if you screw up, don't go on about it [19:45] KT: I understand. [19:45] VV: good [19:45] KT: Thats why I don't like my second session. [19:46] VV: why is that? [19:46] KT: ...Didn't find the FAQ, till near the end of the second session. [19:46] KT: Reacted...badly at the beging of it. [19:47] KT: BTW, sorry ifthe itteruption above was rude. [19:47] VV: its not [19:47] KT: But anyways... all but two of my session went batshit. [19:47] KT: ...I wasn't one of the two. [19:48] VV: theres no shame in freaking out [19:48] KT: ...I was a waste of sound. [19:49] VV: ah [19:49] KT: Once I found out I was a 'Evil' class... I decicded '**** it'. [19:49] VV: for the record [19:49] KT: If I'm going to be a villian... So be it. [19:49] VV: don't do that this time [19:50] KT: I won't. [19:50] VV: whatever happened, obviously you got through it, and thats what we have to do [19:50] KT: Also, this was acase of evil vs evil. [19:50] KT: ...yeah. [19:51] KT: Also, if you see a clown Alien in your future sessions. [19:51] KT: RUN. [19:51] KT: ...but enough of that. [19:52] VV: point is, i have stuff to find and you have a gardener to reach soon [19:52] KT: Da. [19:52] KT: Good luck. [19:52] VV: same to you [19:52] KT: Try to not to **** up.
...damn, your life is a godamn me-
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Post by flarpchampion on Nov 18, 2012 0:40:07 GMT -5
===> Be Past Nick. You stand in front of your kernalsprite and wonder what to shove into it's glowing depths. You want something that would look elegant yet intimidating at the same time but wouldn't make unstoppable enemies. You notice the pile of Pokemon merchandise in the corner. You had better move it away from the Kernalsprite. ===> Move Merchandise. Being the young, strapping lad that you are, you try to pick all of the items up at once. You almost succeed but a single Pokedex falls from the top directly into your Kernalsprite. ===> Evolve Kernalsprite. What's this? Kernalsprite is evolving! *Cue epic music* Congratulations! Your Kernalsprite has evolved into Pokesprite! ===> Behold Pokesprite. A small, pink computer floats over your hands. A small screen rests in a slot above a tiny keyboard. There is a camera built into the back. img.epinions.com/images/opti/f9/31/kifmToysAllTiger_Electronics_Pokemon_Pokedex1-resized200.jpg===> Be future Nick. You look out your window to behold a mountain of books. the pure magnificence of this great monument is only matched by- Ewwww! Are you drooling? That's just sick! Anyways, back to the setting. Your house seems to be sitting on a large stone cube. Several others sprout from the ground at random intervals. ===> Observe Drool Puddle. It's hard to believe that all that could come out of your mouth at the sight of a gigantic pile of paper. Seriously, I didn't think human's had that much liquid in their bodies. ===> Taste Drool Puddle. Oh no, you are not going to- BLUH!!
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