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Post by cursedGardener on Nov 18, 2012 21:02:15 GMT -5
===> Be Randell. You see nothing wrong with that ===> Answer MF. -- masqueradeFanatic [MF] began pestering cursedGardener [CG] --
MF: hello?
CG: Hello.
MF: hmmm...
MF: You're xlrevdy vn the medxum vrn't you?
CG: No, but I'm the only one on earth.
MF: oh, zlrzght
CG: RM's my server, and I haven't seen him for a while.
MF: he's my plvyer... sorry, I'm supposed to try vnd get hxm to get you vn
CG: That's good to hear.
CG: And how are you? things all Time-y yet?
MF: sort of...
MF: hehe, you must hvve been txlkzng to vv
MF: or kt
CG: I have, Nothing else to do on earth but read and wait for RM.
MF: true I suppose... but where dvd you rexd vbout me?
CG: KT told me you were Dame of Time.
MF: zh
MF: xlrxghty
CG: So, what's going on over on your land?
MF: oh... xt's kvndx quzet for me
CG: Okay then?
MF: zt's... well
MF: let's just szy not much zs hzppenvng
CG: Sorry to hear that.
CG: How and what are your consorts?
MF: well vt sounds lxke I'm much more comfortxble thvn some
CG: Well at least you're in the medium, you can quest all you want.
MF: yezh.... sortv
CG: Oh, have you been to the dream moons yet?
MF: no... I've been chosvng medxtztxon over sleep lxtely...
CG: Why?
MF: ... zt's wexrd to explxzn
CG: How weird.
MF: wts wezrd
CG: Oh, that weird.
MF: sorry... I'm stvll kxndz confused by zll of thvs
CG: It's fine, Time is always confusing.
CG: But I'm sure you'll figure it out.
MF: hehe, thvnks =)
CG: Since I never seem to catch him online, how is RM doing?
MF: oh, he's dozng quxte well zf hxs grvst bznk hzs vnythzng to svy vbout vt
MF: but I hxvn't tzlked to hxm vn quxte v whzle
CG: As his client, that's not exactly comforting.
MF: he wxs never super chxtty...
MF: not thzt we dvdn't get vlong
MF: he's quvte the thespvzn =3
CG: I've only pestered him once, and it was when he had just entered the medium.
MF: yes, thxt's when we txlked the most too
CG: I haven't seen him on pestercum since then.
MF: we pestered once or twvce...
CG: When was the last time you saw him?
MF: I'm not quxte sure... I don't know xf vt's wts, but my tzme perseptzon hvs vll kvndz gone vwzy
CG: Sorry to hear that.
MF: xt's not so bxd =)
MF: just mvkes me kvndz unuseful..
CG: I hope your time perception gets better.
MF: thxnk you =)
MF: so whvt vre you rezdxng?
CG: Right now? JoJo's Bizzare Adventure.
CG: KT sent me parts 1-3 and 5-7.
MF: sounds lxke you're runnxng out of rezdzng mxterzxl...
MF: vs xt xny good?
CG: So far, yes.
CG: If a bit confusing.
MF: oh? Well you've got some tvme to fxgure vt out...
CG: Yes I do, all the time until the meteors start.
MF: mxbye you could tvke up xstrology?
MF: oh! whxt xbout some medvtxtzon!
CG: Maybe.
MF: mxbye there's somethvng you wznt to ext before the ezrth xs destroyed?
CG: I would order delivery, what with the lack of decent food around here, but...
CG: It's a snowstorm out, and I have no idea what this house's address is.
MF: oh no! hvve you rxxded the house?
CG: There is food in here, but it's all hidden.
CG: And for some reason, the fridge is full of swords.
MF: don't evt those!
CG: I won't, I'm not even sure why they were in there.
MF: thxt rezlly xs odd...
MF: vnd you cxn't fxnd xny other food?
CG: I've found ceaser dressing.
MF: thzt xll?
CG: I'm searching on and off, I found a bucket of water when I broke the oven.
MF: you must be hungry...
CG: I'm getting there...
MF: =/
CG: I'm going to start looking again.
MF: good luck!
===> Look for food.
You walk around, looking for foo- *creek*
CG: Wait, was that the floor?
MF: I'm sorry?
CG: It's making creeking noises in this one spot...
MF: try bustzng through zt!
-- cursedGardener [CG] strifes with a floor segment. --
*crack*
MF: (floor segment used hxrden!)
*Crack*
*CRACK*
-- cursedGardener [CG] has defeated a floor segment. --
===> Floor: Break.
You break, revealing the basement staircase below...
-- cursedGardener [CG] has obtained a basement stairway! --
MF: how's xt goxng?
CG: There's a staircase down.
MF: oh! zwsome!
CG: It's dark in there.
MF: do you hzve z torch?
CG: Nope.
CG: Any ideas for making one?
CG: Because I can't alchemize one, and I won't burn any of these books.
CG: You still there?
MF: yexh, sorry
MF: no... you could burn the wood you just defevted
CG: Good idea.
MF: =D
===> Build torch.
You pick up a broken board and stick the end of it in the fireplace, this should last a while.
CG: Well, I'm off to explore wherever these stairs take me.
CG: See you later.
MF: xlrvghty
MF: stzy well!-- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering masqueradeFanatic --
===> Enter basement.
You start walking down the stairs you see shelves lined with food and outdated survival suplies, but more than aything else... It is dark, your torch can only reach out a short distance. Now where is that food... |
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Post by eloquentKi on Nov 19, 2012 19:37:30 GMT -5
===> Be Lilac Apparently that's only one of your names, actually. But that's a story for another time. ===> Continue what you were doing You decide againest that and stand up. You pat BuddhaNapSprite on his bald head as you walk by, stretching as you go. You've been in your room for whoknowshowlong. It's been great to relax... but you can only balance your chi for so long. You were really hoping to get some dumplings soon... ===> Pester someone You've been doing nothing but pestering folks and meditating for AGES. Not that you don't like talking to everyone... but you're hungry. And tired. ===> Recap for us then Alright... You chatted with MD, were asked by VV to try and get RM to be CG's server player, chatted with KT, and become freinds with KT's sprite. Also KT said this ->
MF: zlrvghty, kvtty wznts x "trzbute" of yzrn
MF: would you mzne gvvzng kvtty some for me?
KT: ...of course it does.
KT: I will, when I've finshed witht his quest.
MF: tell kxtty zt's from me... zlthough I don't know zf I've told kxtty my nvme
MF: spevkxng of whzch, vs vt z boy or gvrl kvtty?
KT: ...Its a boy.
KT: I think.
MF: hmm... I seem to be surrounded by boys
KT: At least then you can have the pick of the lot.
KT: ...why did I just say that.
-- knowThyself [KT] facepalms --
Hehe, silly boys. ===> Attempt to leave room You slide open to door to see HER standing there. ... You close the door promptly. |
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 19, 2012 20:05:16 GMT -5
==> Be the Plot. You cannot be the plot. That is a dumb command, and you will not even grace it with a further thought. ==> Be the Rooster. You- what? You are the Rooster. ==> SLEEP ATOP A CHIMNEY AS THE ROOSTER SLEEPS ==> BELLOW THINE COCKCALLS INTO THE NIGHT TO ATTRACT A HERD OF MATRONLY GUINEAFOWL ... Weren't you busy with something before? ==> Quit this bullshit and be Noah already. You are Noah again. Aside from the briefest urge to climb atop a chimney, you're occupied solely with dungeoncrawling and hoping your friend cg will enter soon. You have mentioned a risky plan involving that most forbidden of phrenalia, the INTELLIBEAM LASERSTATION, but since the uniform response from your fellows is that this plan is insane, you are prepared to abandon it. Noah: Examine sacred treasures gathered for consorts. You have USELESS CIRCUIT BOARDS which you suspect came from Kevin's stashes, as well as a TWISTED FLANGE. What is a flange, anyway? You don't know. You make a mental note to ask someone else. You also found a lot of FULGARITES which seem useless. Pretty though. Oh. Here's a Consort. It would appear to be one of the SECRET WIZARDS amongst your snaky consorts.
SECRET WIZARD: Welcome, hero! Please hand me the SACRED TREASURE. *ssss*
SW: It is written in the fabled tomes of our land that you will do so.
SW: *hsss*
SW: Yes. This is exactly the sort of thing a Secret Wizard must have.
SW: In exchange, allow me to offer you this BAG OF SEEDS.
Hooray. A bag of seeds. In a land you've never seen the ground on. You captchalogue them and are jolted out of you reverie by an explosion in the far west. |
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Post by flarpchampion on Nov 19, 2012 22:16:50 GMT -5
===> Nick: Throw Sneasel plushie into Pokesprite. What's this? Pokesprite is evolving! *Cue epic theme music* Congratulations! Your pokesprite has evolved into Sneaselsprite! ===>Alchemize some cool stuff! You grab a bunch of stuff and throw it beside the alchemiter. This might take a while. ===> Alchemize Yo-yo with Final Fantasy 7 game. You might as well start with some the most prolific Final Fantasy. You got the Spinning Buster! This yo-yo is so heavy you can't even bring it back to you! Maybe those multiple Buster Swords are the cause of the problem. ===> Alchemize Yo-yo with Final Fantasy 8 game. You got the Saber Shot! This Yo-yo has multiple knives sticking out the sides, each one with it's own shotgun! Now that's bitch tits wicked! ===> Alchemize Computer with Folding Chair. You got a regular laptop! What an amazing alchemization! ===> Alchemize Aerodactyl figurine with Backpack. You got the Jurassic Concord! These sleek wings can fly extremely fast and come with a certificate of authenticity! ===> Finish Alchemizing. Well, you got some pretty wicked stuff this time around. Of course, the lead actor is always awesome. Oh what's this? The first imp has appeared and seems to be running at you. ===> Dispatch of the imp. With a single flick of your wrist, the yo-yo chops off the imps head. That was refreshingly easy. Well, you had better go before your swamped with the little bastards. ===> Fly to mountain of books. That mountain looks awfully enticing. You strap on your Jurassic Concord and fly over to take a look. The wings take off with insane speed, breaking the sound barrier almost instantly. The backpack straps break and send you plummeting to the ground below, halfway to the mountain. ===> Get up. Ow, my head. Well that wasn't very productive. Oh well, I guess I'm walking.....What was that noise? Grunting? ===> Find source of grunting. A pair of Ohgodwhat's are lumbering towards you. ===> Behold their majestic beauty. Are you retarded? RUN IDIOT! |
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Post by eloquentKi on Nov 20, 2012 7:45:16 GMT -5
===> Receive news
After repeating your meditate, pester, repeat, cycle a couple more times, you receive news that CG has entered the game.
===> Pester everyone
Now that everyone has entered the game, you have a couple things to do... according to HER. You pester MD, KT, RM and VV about the meeting your supposed to call. After taking a short poll, it looks as if the consensus is to meet on RM's land. You couldn't reach CG, but hopefully someone else will pass the news along.
===> Double check preperations
You check in with MD that your spire is tall enough to reach RM's gate... yup!
===> Leave!!
You throw open your door and walk into the hallway beyond. SHE's still there of course... but she looks much kinder this time. She hands you a pair of earings that she motions for you to put on. Having done so, she hugs you and dissapears into the fabric of time.
===> Explore!
You leave your spire for the first time and set out to explore your land! You've got your crystalcomp hanging from your neck and you can't wait to see what lies ahead.
===> Have you forgotten the meeting you just called???
Nope! How could you forget that? You were told to arive "fasionably late." Your preatty sure that means last. You'll make sure to check in with folks to see when they arrive. You're not worried though, you're sure you'll arrive right on...
TIME
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Post by cursedGardener on Nov 21, 2012 22:46:48 GMT -5
===> Be Past Randell. You are too busy reading the manga KT sent you to- Wait RM is online! ===>Pester RM. -- cursedGardener [CG] began pestering rambuntiousMidget --
CG: There you are.
RM: Yeah, kind of lost my computer diving into a mountian of books.
CG: Your land has mountains of books?
RM: From what I've seen, one big mountain.
CG: Sounds like a nice land.
RM: Actually yeah. It totally beats my last one.
CG: What was your last one.
RM: Land of Corpses and Darkness.
RM: Yeah...Not fun.
CG: What were you?
CG: Your class I mean?
RM: Sylph of Light.
RM: I litterally had to light up my entire land for maturity quests.
RM: Anyways, what's up?
CG: Well, I'm In a basement I didn't know this house had, looking for food.
CG: Also I broke an oven.
RM: Sounds like your having the time of your life
CG: It beats what I was doing.
RM: Which was?
CG: Reading, mostly.
CG: waiting for you / the meteors.
RM: Oh shit! I'm supposed to bring you in aren't I!
CG: Yes, yes you are.
RM: Wow I had completely forgotten. Being chased by Ohgodwhats and mountian diving does that to you.
RM: Alright, one entrance, coming up.
RM: Here's your alchemiter, and the Cruxtruder.
RM: And all the other crap.
CG: Great, can you hit the alchemiter with something while I get back upstairs?
===> Go upstairs.
RM: Yeah sure.
RM: Hmmm, this looks durable.
RM: Wait.....
RM: Oh shit! When did that get there!
CG: What have you done!
RM: That was REALLY fucking close.
RM: First Guardian decided it would be funny if he popped in for a visit when I opened the alchemiter.
CG: Our First Guardian?
RM: I don't know, a green rat.
RM: That can teleport.
RM: So my guess is that.
RM: NO! SHOO!
RM: You sohuld really hurry up.
CG: That sounds like a FG, don't let it do anything /too/ bad.
RM: I can't keep this rat occupied for long.
RM: Because the shiny, pulsating kernalsprite is very alluring to this specific gaurdian.
CG: Well I can't eat this so...
-- cursedGardener [CG] throws a can of SPAM at the Kernel. --
RM: Oh boy, this is going to be amusing.
RM: Now hurry up and do your stuff before it gets prototyped twice!
CG: Where did you put the Pre-Punched card?
CG: Hurry before it finds the swordpile.
RM: I put it on the cruxtruder.
-- cursedGardener [CG] has carved a Cruxite Totem. --
RM: Just a sec. I'll see how close the meteors are.
-- rambuntiousMidget [RM] scrolls out. --
CG: Let me guess, they're almost here?
RM: Actually, there isn't a stone in the sky.
CG: Weird, I hope it's not a sign.
RM: Same here and...wait a second.
RM: What the.
RM: HOLY FUCK HURRY UP!
RM: THEY"RE MOVING AT AT LEAST TRIPLE THE SPEED AS NORMAL.
RM: I'd say you have about 130 seconds before death.
You run to the alchemiter and... it's a chariot?
===> break chariot.
Your scissors aren't working, try something else.
===> Ride cruxite chariot.
You ride the cruxite chariot across the house, and right down the stairs.
Ow, Oof, ow.
-- cursedGardener [CG] has Broken the Cruxite Chariot. --
RM: Wow, that was a close one.
RM: I have no idea what the hell just happened there.
RM: Well, I better get doing my other things actually. I hope your not dead. that would suck royally.
CG: Have to hurry, I need to alchemize a decent pair os scissors before the imps get here.
RM: Oh boy1 your not dead!
RM: Here, use this.
-- rambuntiousMidget [RM] places broken oven on alchemiter. --
RM: Who knows? It might be awesome.
-- cursedGardener [CG] starts alchemizing. --
-- rambuntiousMidget [RM] pokes off the imps starting to crwl up the sides of the house. --
-- cursedGardener [CG] has alchemized Broken Icicle Pruning Shears. --
RM: Icicle? I thought it was an oven.
CG: It was, I think the name means they /cut/ icicles.
RM: Huh, oh well. You should alchemize some flying things. I might lose my connection again.
CG: I'll make one more to weapon first to be sure, build up while you can.
RM: All right I'll sta-
-- rambuntiousMidget [RM] connection has been lost. --
-- rambuntiousMidget [RM] ceased pestering cursedGardener [CG] -
Crap.
Great, he's gone. Again. Leaving you alone. With the SPAM Imps. ===> Strife with SPAM. The Spam Imp has a thin layer of armor, over a soft squishy inner layer. Your scissors can pierce through, but you can't handle this many of them. ===> SPAM Strife and SPAM. The Spam Imps have a thin layer of armor, over a soft squishy inner layer. Your scissors can pierce through, but you can't handle this many of them. ===> SPAM SPAM Strife and SPAM. The multitude of Spam Imps have a thin layer of armor, over a soft squishy inner layer. Your scissors can pierce through, but you can't handle this many of them. ===> Pester MD. -- cursedGardener [CG] began pestering musicalDecay [MD] --
CG: MD are you there?
MD: Yes
-- musicalDecay [MD] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --
CG: I just entered the medium.
MD: Sweet
CG: I'm surrounded by imps, and RM's lost his connection.
MD: Fuck
CG: I need an alchemy code for something I can fly with.
MD: Wait what's the dudes handle again?
CG: rambuntiousMiget.
MD: Thanks
MD: Okay. Try 142G6F87SDV? [/color] CG: Without him I'm stuck in an Atomyk EbonpyreMD: FuckCG: What's this code for?MD: Basic jetpackCG: Okay, lets try it-- cursedGardener [CG] has alchemized a jetpack. -- CG: Up, up, and away...MD: hehCG: Almost to the first gate.MD: GreatCG: Look out for SPAM imps.MD: I know===> Enter gate. -- cursedGardener [CG] has entered the first gate -- CG: Thanks for the code.MD: NPCG: I'm going to explore my land for a while.MD: ByeCG: See you later~-- cursedGardener [CG] changed their mood to OFFLINE -- -- cursedGardener [CG] ceased pestering musicalDecay [MD] -- ===> Jetpack: Crash. Wait, why would you even enter that comman- *CRASH*[/spoiler] |
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 22, 2012 14:13:55 GMT -5
==> Understand the Timeline.
Time isn't your thing, remember? You can barely keep up with Life as it is.
==> Rooster: Montage the Shit out of some catastrophes.
Nah.
Every time you check your Pesterchum, it seems like someone or other is involved in some life-threatening shenanigans involving angels, explosions, sprites, corruption... point is, it's made trying to nap a very, very complicated process.
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Post by musicalDecay on Nov 22, 2012 17:59:21 GMT -5
==> Everyone is being idiots. What will you do?
You punch the shit out of a wall and then hug your stupid co-player
==> What now?
How about you fuck off you fucking voice in my head?
==> No
You are beginning to hate this game even more.
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Post by flarpchampion on Nov 22, 2012 23:21:16 GMT -5
===> Nick: Cheese it! You run away as fast as you can from the walking abominations. Thankfully, all the limbs sticking out of their bottoms make it so they can only shamble. You attach your laptop to your belt when it begins to ring. Who the hell is pestering you now? ===> Answer VV. [08:57] -- verbileVicenary [VV] began pestering rambuntiousMidget [RM] at 08:57 --
[08:57] VV: right well
[08:57] VV: md is safe
[08:57] RM: Oh good. I'm currently in quite a pickle myself actually.
[08:57] RM: And it is quite hard to run while typing with your belt.
[08:57] VV: it seems i'm destined to swoop around
[08:58] VV: should i fly to your rescue
[08:58] RM: Nah, I'm fine. I've got it under control.
[08:58] RM: Ohgodwhat's are kind of slow aren't they?
[08:59] VV: alright then i'll... i... goddamn it
[08:59] RM: What's wrong?
[08:59] VV: ohgodwhats are fairly bad news if i recall rightly
[08:59] RM: Yes, they are quite bad news.
[09:00] RM: Turns out my house is right next to an Ebonpyre.
[09:00] RM: So that's always fun.
[09:00] VV: you have gone through your first gate, yes
[09:02] RM: Yeah, it wasn't hard though, MF did a great job of building up my house before entry.
[09:02] VV: i trust you can handle the ohgodwhat and escape?
[09:04] RM: Ohgodwhat's. There are numerous and yes, I'm pretty sure I can.
[09:05] VV: i can fly to the rescue, its not like i'm not mounted up and all
[09:07] RM: Nah, I should be fine. Those guys are so slow. I'm already out of the Ebonpyre....I think.
[09:07] VV: hit a crystalanth asap, if you need to
[09:08] VV: or something
[09:08] RM: Like I said before I'm fine.
[09:08] VV: okay
[09:08] RM: Not a scratch on me
[09:08] RM: Anyways, what's up?
[09:09] VV: i'm just a little tired
[09:10] RM: WEll, take a breather. After all, we have all the time in the world with all these maturity quests and such.
[09:10] VV: yes
[09:10] VV: gonna let kevinsprite handle the asskicking for a while
[09:12] -- verbileVicenary [VV] ceased pestering rambuntiousMidget [RM] at 09:12 -- ===> Take a leisurely stroll With the monsters behind you being ungodly slow, you decide to take a pleasant walk over to the mountain. several others join the march as you head to your destination but you pay them no heed. ===> Reach your destination. That mountain must be 1000000000 feet high! Surely this is a marvelous, fantastic, gracious gift from the gods that will be forever held in- Oh crap, here come the Ohgodwhats. ===> Climb the mountain. Wow, climbing knowledge is harder then it looks! These books might collapse in at any minute and you definitely don't want to be crushed by Moby Dick. you climb carefully, slowly, gently, softl- Oh crap that was close! A hole had opened up under your feet and the scare had caused you to drop your laptop in. ===> Dive after laptop. What? that's the stupidest thing anyone has ever done in there whole life! I forbid you form diving in there.....Nick? Nick? Did he....oh god damnit. |
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 23, 2012 4:03:07 GMT -5
==> Noah, last time was pitiful, how about some substance?
Fine.
You want to get real, we'll get real.
==> Get Real.
You are terrified of what you thought of earlier.
Prototyping affects all underlings, as well as carapacians and the royalty of both dream moons.
Part of your prototyping is highly grimbright-corrupting. Which means both the King and Queen of both dream moons are extremely dangerous just by standing where they are. Your dreamselves are being constantly bombarded with corruption. Hell, SKAIA is constantly being bombarded with corruption.
Going on the chat and talking to experts (well, expert) you respect was responded with an Oh Fuck and panicing about how having angels on Skaia is "what they want".
Your options are thus:
1) Suicide the session. Slay your coplayers, then destroy your whole session. Including yourself. This is not an option. This is a dumb thing for you to even think about. Killing your coplayers would merely be a mercy compared to sitting out the end of your session while you died a slow, painful death. The Rooster thoughts earlier were a better idea than this.
2) End the session correctly as quick as possible. In essence, forcing a speedrun. You don't like the idea, but that may be the case. You don't actually know what a Sburb speedrun is. It sounds terrifying. It likely requires people with more... subtle aspects than your team possesses.
3) Avoid sleeping as much as possible. If the Dream Moons are corrupted, then it can't be healthy to spend much time there without shakes or soda. God...damnit, KT seems to be on the ball about this one.
4) Kick everyone's ass into highgear. That's probably a good idea regardless.
These woods are lonely, dark and deep/but I have promises to keep/and miles to go before i sleep/ -Scotty Dynamo
You are pretty sure Scotty Dynamo said no such thing, but can't remember who actually wrote that awesome stanza.
You guess you'll bring it up at MF's big meeting. Time to go level more, it's going to be a long night.
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Post by musicalDecay on Nov 23, 2012 9:50:53 GMT -5
==> How are you kid?
Why the fuck are people talking about that? Really there is too many dirty jokes to be said here god dammit RM what did you say to them?
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Post by knowthyself on Nov 23, 2012 13:28:45 GMT -5
====> Go to the past and Find the Sever dis-OH ****! DODGE!!! OH GOD WHY ARE THERE CANNONS IN THIS HOUSE!?! you are now John Smith, and you have just barely dodged a cannonball to the face. You have no idea how the cat did that, and you are not sure that you want to know. ====> Be the Cat in the future, and find out his secrets. YOU CANNOT BE ME! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BE ME! DIE FOR YOUR-!====>....That was odd. Lets go back to being smith That was odd. Anyways, You think you are getting close where it hidde-OH GOD YOU NEARLY STEPPED ON IT. Why the hell is it out of it's sleeve and on the floor? ****ing Cat. ====> Abscond to your Room, and Barricade the door. You already did that. You are no int the present... And the Coffee is wearing off... shit. But ya got to get mD in. ====> Skip ahead a bit and Get mD through the first gate. ...That went well. On one hand he's in the game. On the other hand... Angel Corruption. That's not good. Also, you are now collasped, dead asleep on the floor. ====> Dream THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA, D̨O͞N'T D̀O̴ IT͜; |
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Post by eloquentKi on Nov 23, 2012 20:21:31 GMT -5
===> Explore
You are! Well... you're walking anyway. Your land seems kinda empty of life. Well of NORMAL life anyway. You had an interesting run-in earlier with your consorts, who happen to be giant, solemn, clay golemns. Other than that, you've got some clay caked on your shows and a very well-balanced chi (still).
===> Skip forward in time
You shudder at the thought. Since you've left your spire you've been trying as hard as you can to get in touch with your aspect and have been failing miserably. You have, however, been feeling almost like someone, somewhere has been screwing with time big time. You hope your coplayers havn't been getting into time shenanagin-related trouble.
===> After some un-eventful questing
You let out a content sigh as you resume your trudging. You've managed to find your way into a couple dungeons and have thus obtained some "artifacts" from them. You seem to be at your caring capacity though...
===> Head back to your spire
Um. You're lost.
===> Pester
You have a couple conversations with a couple coplayers. VV has agreed to come and try to help you with your... typing problem.
===> Meet VV
You meet your first coplayer! He was nice. And really liked sloths... He gave you some sort of magical seed and some amazing dumplings. His chi is very broad and swoopy. And kinda swirly.
===> Wave goodbye to VV
As he dissapears into the distance you down the last plate of dumpling he gave you. Mabye... you should have saved some to alchemize later...
Oops...
You also forgot to ask his real name! Oh well. At the meeting.
===> Sigh...
You hope that people are taking your request seriously. As you resume your trudging, you remember the last time you saw HER, and the look she gave you. You need to get this meeting going...
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Post by cursedGardener on Nov 24, 2012 19:30:51 GMT -5
===> Randell: win something at casino.
If only you could, but it seems the Weasels have taken all your boondollars in this last game.
===> Go find a dungeon.
Good idea.
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Post by verbileVicenary on Nov 25, 2012 2:44:20 GMT -5
Noah: Inform others. You've send messages, memos, and other me-words to your coplayers, and have informed them of your situation. Now, you have better information. You fire off a mass-message.
TO: mD, cG, kT, eK, rM,
FROM: vV
Subj: werebonedadinosaurstory pt2
1. estimated time of black king burnout is roughly six to seven weeks. from the session start, that is. we have time.
2. derse people (by what i know, likely kt, ek, and me) need to find jack asap and keep him away from the queen.
3. dreamquests can still be done, dreamselves likely fine, sleeping resumed as normal, just abscond if the queen shows up in your area.
4. holy fuck no one cause a ringwraith of any kind, or we are doomed in all the worst ways.
5. do not go god tier unless you have all your rungs maxed out.
6. in other words, do not go god tier yet. at all. rm.
7. if anything else happens please message me unless its something stupid that isn't going to kill someone or cause even more work. if its one of those things, please sort it out as best you can.
8. kt do not blow anything up on derse.
9. md, rm, cg: i don't know if prospit has a jack-equivalent, but if there is please treat with him similar to jack; keep him away from the queen as much as possible.
anything else, message me.
==> Bring Back Denim You visualize the finest in denim tuxedos okay what the hell. ==> Examine seed pouch. It's the SEEDS you got from your secret wizard. They probably do something mystical and secretive, but as to what you don't know yet. For all you know they turn lifecakes into SUPER LIFEY THING STRUDELS or whatnot. You make a mental note to bug the hell out of mD later, and to make sure everyone is doing alright. |
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