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Post by goliathChained on Nov 14, 2012 23:13:53 GMT -5
VOICE RECOGNITION RECORDING DEVICE ACTIVATED SAM! SHIT WHERE ARE YOU!! SAAAAAM! ARE YOU HERE ANYWHERE! ANSWER ME! SAAAAAAAAMMM!*ZORCH* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZORCH* *RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE* WOAH! Lights from outside? Oh... Oh SHIT! SHIT IM COMING SAM! DAMNIT STAY ALIVE! ILL BE THERE SOON DAMNIT!VOICE RECOGNITION RECORDING DEVICE DE-ACTIVATED Attachments:
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Post by arcaneAnima on Nov 14, 2012 23:35:23 GMT -5
Dangit!! I am ~useless~!
Sorry, aT, it's up to you. My dreamself got captured, too. Someone is seriously stacking the deck against us. I was arrested *by the Prospitian archagent* (for a crime I was suspiciously well-framed for) and thrown into prison. That didn't last long before someone (I assume the Courtyard Droll) blew the crap out of my prison wall. Flying rubble knocked me out - I can only assume my dreamself is also on the way to Derse right now.
In other news, I found my server CD. Turns out there is another ninja - this one dresses in black and wields this stupid huge sword. He (I'm pretty sure it's a he) also seems to be weirdly psychic - he always seems to know where I'm going to be. Fighting him wasn't quite as unfair as the teal ninja, but this one was a lot physically stronger (I mean a LOT - he carved chunks out of my house with that damn sword).
Anyway, I'm pretty sure that the ninjas are players of some kind because the black ninja has what is definitely the Space symbol stamped on the chest of his ninja outfit (what do you call those weird pajamas ninjas wear, anyway?). I survived fighting him and drove him off... but as if to taunt me, he showed me that he was carrying my dang server CD. I have no idea where he is now...
No server CD - can't help cleverGryphon.
Dream self captured - can't help aggrieveTwilight.
House too damaged to reach my second or third gate - can't help goliathChained.
Yep, I am freaking useless.
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Post by aggrieveTwilight on Nov 15, 2012 0:47:21 GMT -5
SHIT! really guys? both of you? my elite "gaming" friends? some l33t skills you got there bro's. FINE i will come up with something... SHIT. well not much i am going to be able to do down here, and not sure what i could do even next to the shuttle(s)... ok. i got it i know what i will do. i would recommend both of you to brace for impact when you are near derse airspace. now i gotta get worked up. i am going to need to be angrier than i have ever been before...
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 15, 2012 22:40:09 GMT -5
TO: AT
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
GO WRECK SHIT UP!
P.S: IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE WEAK, IT'S THAT JACK NOIR IS STUPIDLY STRONG.
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Post by aggrieveTwilight on Nov 16, 2012 11:19:10 GMT -5
alright everything is set in order. i write this post just in case things go very very wrong. after consulting the glitch faq and its... not recommended links section i believe i have everything i need to do this. i hope this goes well.
final checks...
planet axis is prime.
planet rotation is 10%
shuttle arrival coordinates: derse royal palace
shuttle arrival time: 10 minutes; 2 minutes to airspace
ALRIGHT! lets jack shit up!
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Post by goliathChained on Nov 16, 2012 11:49:35 GMT -5
VOICE RECOGNITION RECORDING DEVICE PORT2 ACTIVATED
Alright you dolts were entering Derse airspace here soon, Brute you go lock down the second kid. Droll you bring up the feisty kid... I want him to see this.
Sure ting Boss.
Yea alrighty there Boss!
*CLICK* *CLANG*
Alrighty pipsqueak the Boss wants you to have front row seats. Lucky. I wanted Shotgun; but the Brute always gets it... C'mon don't doddle know; those wounds aint all that bad. Trust me the boss coulda done a helluva lot wor..
Would you SHUT UP DROLL. How many times do I have to tell you NO fraternizing with the enemy! Alright kid take a seat up here... NOW!
I figured since you put up such a good fight back there you deserved to see this... DROLL! LOCK HIM TO HIS SEAT THIS INSTANT! DON'T GIVE HIM TEA HES OUR PRISONER!
*1XFACESLAP*
[MOVE!]
Why exactly would I want to be up here to... see... holy shit... is that?
Yup kid that's her. Our illustrious, fair, beautiful, disgustingly just, Monarch. She's not been much herself lately since you and your allies came to our little neck of the woods. She's been getting more erratic as of late... her latest orders to bring you and your Prospit buddy to her feeding trough. I don't envy where your going to end up kid, but orders are orders, and no-one can say that Jack doesn't get shit done... even with the sub-par subordinates... speaking of...
DROLL! BRUTE! WHERE IS THE DAMN RELAY STATION! I ORDERED BOTH OF YOU TO SET THE COORDINATES to our... location...
[FASTER!]
Did anyone else hear that?
Shut up kid I don't have time to deal with your shenanigans right now... DROLL! Where the hell are we, I can't see the space relay station and... is the speedometer on this damn thing broken!? We are going much faster than indicated speeds.
[NOW! HIT THEM!]
OW SHIT my ears FUCK!
DROLL! FIND OUR COORDINATES NOW! FIND THAT RELAY STATION!
DIGNITARY COME IN! COME IN NOW DIGNITARY!
Uhh Boss... Space Station coming in fast Starboard side!
That's no space station...
THAT'S A MOON!
*CRAAAAAASH* *BOOOOOOOOOOOO......* *KSSSSHSHHSHHHSHSHHHSHHS*
VOICE RECOGNITION RECORDING DEVICE PORT2 DESTROYED
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Post by tenebraMagistra on Nov 16, 2012 12:15:38 GMT -5
Oh god... please tell me she did NOT do what I think she did....
Oh who am I kidding, she probably DID if she got her info from the not recommended links session. And she's a Rage player,too, so she WOULD be able to pull it off.
Damn. I'm impressed.
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Post by incidentalCompeer on Nov 16, 2012 15:13:46 GMT -5
Wow, on the on hand I am abso utely terrified and hav ng flashbacks to my first session. On the other hand cred t to you for what seems to be ne of those resc es I will tell fut re generations. Recommend tions after rescue and esc pe: check for injuries, debrief about wh t the hell just h ppened, and hugs for those who feel they need one. Also apply "Corps smooches" and "Quest Beds" if needed.
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 16, 2012 20:34:57 GMT -5
DID...
DID SHE JUST TURN DERSE INTO AN IMPROVISED, ENORMOUS FLAIL?
CAUSE HOLY SHIT.
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Post by tenebraMagistra on Nov 16, 2012 21:18:22 GMT -5
My sentiments exactly.
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Post by arcaneAnima on Nov 16, 2012 22:41:41 GMT -5
Jegus.
On the one hand, my dreamself hurts in places I didn't know dreamselves had, and we are all trapped on Derse's moon (as none of us have completed [Earning Your Wings] and I don't think us Prospit dreamers even can now).
On the other hand, that was the COOLEST THING. aT, you rock girl! I can't believe you batted us out of the sky with Derse's moon. The Archagent and his cronies got away, but I think they'll be licking their wounds for a while. And since we are holed up on the moon (we are hiding out in cleverGrypon's room; it's strangely empty - guess I don't get to meet my mysterious friend that easily lol), we should be safe from the Black Queen. She's... pretty scary (we can see her from here, she doesn't fit in her palace anymore...) but I think she's kind of... rooted? Anyway, I don't think she can move much.
Back in the waking world, aT and I are burning through our terraforming quests as fast as we can. gC is... taking some time off, I think. The ninja's attack on his family hit him pretty hard. We could use his help, but... Knight syndrome, I guess, haha? His dreamself is in a better mood; I think he kinda locks it all away when he sleeps now.
So I guess there's no real crisis for the moment? No new ones anyway... it seems to be my job to be the calm provider of exposition while everyone else flips out and gets stuff done, lol.
Erm... I guess I'll take this time to answer any questions peeps have about us or our session?
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Post by incidentalCompeer on Nov 17, 2012 8:36:57 GMT -5
I su pose my big quest on for you guys is how far are you in terms of main g me quests and stuff. I have q estions bout the ninjas too but I figure you're as confused as I m. As to "Kn ght Syn rome" a good "UU" and som bro time will do GC some good."
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Post by arcaneAnima on Nov 22, 2012 1:20:18 GMT -5
iC: As far as main quests go, aT is currently the farthest out of all of us. I think she has killed her Denizen already - she was in a worse-than-usual mood about something anyway - and is doing the "repair the damage" line of quests.
I'm not nearly that far, although I probably could be if I spent the time on it. We are all three pretty scary powerful since all of our enemies are basically boss battles unto themselves... I'm even rocking a fraymotif or two (and not just the super-cheap ones, either) although I haven't gotten to try out the awesomely-named Dorothy in the Storm (that's aT's and my dual-fraymotif). Instead of main quest, though, I've spent my time gathering lore - a lot of which is pretty interesting. Like what I've learned about our session's exiles.
I don't know if this is typical, but our exiles are actually pretty detailed in the lore; they are kinda legendary figures, I guess. My exile is called the Rebellious Luminary. Apparently he was/is/will be/whatever a wise scholar who is totally outcast because of his radical ideas. Sounds cool. He is also sometimes referred to as the "Bearer of the Transportation" for reasons I can't determine.
aT's exile meanwhile is the Serene Harbinger. The lore says she has the power to see the future, and was exiled because people didn't like what she revealed. Also she is legendarily calm and composed. So, uh, aT must be really having fun with having her as an exile...
gC's exile is known as the Halcyon Lorekeeper. According to the consorts I've asked, he has a book that contains all knowledge and wisdom in the universe. Maybe he got exiled for being a know-it-all? Dunno, consorts weren't very clear.
The final exile, who must be cG's by process of elimination, is almost as much of a mystery as the mystery girl herself. He's called the Pugnacious Biologist, and there's simply not much info on him. It's easy to guess why he was exiled though - apparently no one likes him very much. According to the fragmented lore I've found, he was "always showing up at parties he hadst not been invited to" and "generally behaving in a most uncouth manner".
Who even says "uncouth" anyway?
Oh, and all quiet on the ninja front. Creepily so - I worry they are plotting something...
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Post by goliathChained on Nov 22, 2012 23:06:40 GMT -5
Hey everyone... aA wanted me to come out of my hideaway for a little while and make a post. Thinks maybe it will bring me out of my funk... maybe. I haven't really been much for dealing with my Denizen's Quests... as I keep telling aA and aT I am... being kept busy... with stuff. It doesn't leave me much time to do a lot of gaming. All I can say is I found a safe place away from all this to recuperate... and stuff.
Alternately things are in a constant state of excitement when I focus on my dreamself; always another move or another assault by the Derse agents. I can't afford to wallow in pity when I am there, and my friends are in danger.
The Agents haven't had so much luck since we all crash landed on Derse a few days ago. Jack and his cronies almost nabbed us again once before we managed to sneak in and destroy Jack's fenestrated walls, and left them blind to our movements. Were looking for ways of escaping Derse at the moment seeing as we can't fly across the perimeter, apparently Shuttle's require a license to acquire? Damn its Quests upon Quests up in here.
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 24, 2012 17:38:28 GMT -5
HEY, GC. GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, SOLDIER. YOU STILL THINK THIS GAME IS FUN? HERE IS THE REALITY, THE SAME THAT I TOLD wanderingDreamer. ANY NON-PLAYERS BROUGHT IN TO THE GAME ARE TIMELINE DOOMED. THE REST OF YOUR RACE, WHO YOU WILL LEAVE BEHIND? TOTAL EXTINCTION. YOUR HOMEWORLD, WHERE YOU GREW UP? GLOBAL STERILIZATION. EVEN WHEN ALL PLAYERS ENTER THE MEDIUM, THE GAME WILL NOT STOP THE DOOMSDAY EVENT. IT WILL CONTINUE, AND ESCALATE, UNTIL YOUR ENTIRE RACE IS DEAD. WELCOME TO SBURB. I'M SORRY.DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS...
WHEN YOU WARN SOMEONE OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN...
SO THEY CAN PREPARE FOR IT, AND SAY THEIR GOODBYES...
AND THEY JUST...
JUST...IGNORE YOU?!
BRUSH YOU AWAY?!
THEY GO "PSHAW, BULLSHIT.", OR "STOP BEING PESSIMISTIC."
I TELL THEM THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.
BUT.
THEY.
NEVER.
FUCKING.
LISTEN!
AND WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS.
THEY COME BACK.
SCREAMING; "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
I BRING UP MY PREVIOUS POINT.
AND THEY JUST SIT THERE.
STARING.
"I TOLD YOU SO", I SAY.
AND THEN.
AND ONLY THEN.
DO THEY FINALLY START LISTENING.
JUST...FUCK. WHY?
WHY...
*FIST BANGING ON TABLE, HEAD DOWN, SOBBING NOISES*
WHY KIDS?
WHY DOES THIS GAME TORTURE CHILDREN LIKE THIS?
NO ONE DESERVES THIS HORRID FATE...
NO ONE...
*SOBBING* .......... .......... .......... I'M SORRY.*HAND ON CHEST, OPTICS OFF*
MAY [The Grid] INSPIRE US,
MAY [The Nu l] OBSCURE US,
MAY [The Haze] MULTIPLY US,
MAY [The Pulse] DEFEND US,
MAY [The Breeze] CLEAR OUR WAY,
MAY [The Soul] COMFORT US,
MAY [The Groove] DRIVE US,
MAY [The Shade] CALM US,
MAY [The Wave] GIVE US STRENGTH,
MAY [The Break] SHATTER OUR OPPOSITION,
MAY [The Blight] GIVE US ETERNAL REST,
MAY [The Wrath] RULE US,
MAY [The Growth] RESTORE US,
MAY [The Voices] FREE US,
MAY [The Shine] FAVOR US,
MAY [The Word] WATCH OVER US,
MAY [The Path] INFORM US,
MAY [The Faith] GUIDE US,
MAY [The Beat] CHANGE FOR US,
MAY [The World] ENCIRCLE US,
MAY [The Drift] DRAW US TOGETHER,
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