This would be my formal greeting...

[unfathomableArchitect]

So I decided to stop lurking here because one of my Co-Players said I have a few posts here, but, uh...

I can't really read them. Whenever I do, the only text is "HAHA NICE TRY JACKASS", so I think Future-Me is blocking me from reading them for some stupid reason.

But seriously, fuck Future-Me.


Anyways, I'm unfathomableArchitect. I'm on my 14th session, but I don't really think I'm all that much of an expert, given that some of my sessions actually weren't that buggy compared to some of the clusterfucks I've read about.


As far as my skills... well, I dunno if I have all that many skills. I'm just kinda lucky, I guess? Although being a Native Smith, I've always been good at alchemy. My specialties are Multiproperty Alchemic Infusion and Dealing With Time Shit While Not Being A Time Player.

Anyways, given that this board has pretty good Timetrav encryption I'm going to see how the hell this post is showing up after some of my other posts. Probably just more Time Shit That I Shouldn't Have To Deal With Because I'm Not A Time Player.


Again.

[cannonOverload]

WELCOME TO THE FORA, FOR REAL THIS TIME.


FROM YOUR SIG, I PRESUME YOU'RE A PESSIMIST.

FINALLY. SOMEONE NEW WHO IS A REALIST, AND NOT SOME BLINDLY OPTIMISTIC SBOOB.

I WOULD SHAKE YOUR HAND, BUT I'D PROBABLY CRUSH YOUR HAND INTO PASTE IN THE PROCESS. SO YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR INTERNET HANDSHAKES.

*HANDSHAKES*

[unfathomableArchitect]

*Internet Handshakes*

I have a few sessions under my belt. I used to be an optimist, like most Hope natives.

Then I had it beaten out of me. Then I got some of it back.

Eventually I just came to stop rejecting the fact that there was any way I was getting out of this, but I still reject the idea that everyone in paradox space is completely fucked in every way.

So I've decided that I was just gonna keep living and playing and fighting and hugging and kicking people in the head and running like hell in hopes that somewhere in my sessions I end up keeping the dude who eventually fixes this clusterfuck from being on the unpleasant end of a suckerstab.

And if it doesn't happen, how do I know it won't be some guy from the next session? So I keep living for the next session in case that's the one that really matters.


Or maybe I'll die first. Who knows?

((Adding an edit because I saw a mod edit stating that this board happens linearly, and because I want this greeting to be canon to this character...))

Future?-Edit: Wait, wait, what the hell is going on here? I'm absolutely certain that I didn't post this in the past. I mean I do have that 'No past me seeing stuff' thing up, but...

Past?-Edit: Oh, crap. Well, one of us is doomed from the looks of it.

Future?-Edit: Probably you. How the hell did you even get here, anyways? I'm not a Time Player.