Post by wanderingDreamer on Dec 17, 2012 1:31:44 GMT -5
((OOC: Argh! Sorry guys! Got swept away by life! In short order: Grounded, Finals, Christmas.))
VOICE-TO-TEXT SOFTWARE INITIATED
COMPUTER IN USE: "CompuSpecs"
*COUGH* *COUGH*
...Heh... What a weird two weeks it's been, eh?
I'll just give it to you guys straight. I'm dying.
On my Land Be-*HACK!*
Sorry.
Land Bed death. Gonna Ascend, hopefully.
How did I get here?
*COUGH*
Last week, I went to the Queen as my Dreamself. Forgot she was a fal'Cie, now.
Looked like she did unprototyped, but I forgot that she could do that illusion-y thing.
In short, she Branded my Dreamself. It was trippy, man. We had almost an Apocryphal Antithesis situation. Except for the fact that my Dreamself actually acted like me, and wanted to help.
As it turns out, the son of a bitch wanted to drag me to my Land Bed and shank me. Had to to complete his Focus. Bastard's a hunk of crystal right now, so I doubt I'll be functioning in the near-future.
Going to pass the reins over to Jake. He's the strongest of us, and not likely of raging in the near-future.
...When a l'Cie fulfills their Focus, and go into Crystostasis, they dream good dreams, right?
I pray that I dream of you guys. Thanks for helping.
*COUGH! HACK!*
...Heh... I feel cold.
Giving Jake my account to use until further notice.
...*sob* *sob*
...I-e-yu-i... No-bo-me-no... Re-en-mi-ri... Yo-ju-yo-go... Ha-sa-te-ka-na-e... U-ta-ba-a-e...
Ha-sa-te-ka-na-e... U-ta...ba-a-e...
*clatter*
...You idiot. YOU IDIOT!
*Thud! Thud!*
How could you leave us like that, you insensitive bastard?!
We were so close! WE WERE SO CLOSE!*Thud!*
You did the Ectobiology thing, you had the G-Frog equipment set up, we only had one more Denizen quest to finish, and I finished my Nightmare Heir quest already!
I...
I...
...THIS. IS. STUPID!!!
I TRY HARD! I TRY SO DAMN HARD!
I KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE, AND YOU LEAD US!
And where does it lead?! Two near-deaths, and YOU TURNING INTO A M[CENSORED]ING STATUE!
I...
...Shit.
*sighs*
...Why? I swear, it's almost like you were the Witch instead of Derek.
Why didn't you think it through? Why didn't you plan for this?
We had a plan. I would modify my Shiny slightly, just enough to not feel it when I killed you. You would God-Tier, and I'd do it for everyone. We'd kick the Black King's ass, and go hopping and skipping through the flowers in the fields of your Land.
Then... We'd prepare to breed the G-Frog, get Jack 'n Diane out here, say our good-byes, and get scattered through the wild blue yonder.
...How am I supposed to do that with you as a STATUE?!
...That's it. Computer! Open Pesterchum! Open a Memo. Contact everyone.
wanderingDreamer [WD] has opened a Memo on local board GROUP ANNOUNCEMENTS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WD opened memo on GROUP ANNOUNCEMENTS
WD: Everyone?
WD: Group Meeting.
WD: Skaian Magicant.
WD: NOW.
...John...
...I'm the leader now, huh?
Damn. It.
Hope you don't mind, man, but I'm Captchalo- Huh?
...Oh. Heh. Yeah, that's right. Crystostasis. You're still alive.
Hold on, mac. I'll get you there.
HNG! *CRACK!*
There we go, off the ground.
...Lets take you home. Sleep well, John. Sleep well.
((OOC: Oy! Is this kind of thing allowed? I don't mind changing it if it isn't))
VOICE-TO-TEXT SOFTWARE INITIATED
COMPUTER IN USE: "CompuSpecs"
*COUGH* *COUGH*
...Heh... What a weird two weeks it's been, eh?
I'll just give it to you guys straight. I'm dying.
On my Land Be-*HACK!*
Sorry.
Land Bed death. Gonna Ascend, hopefully.
How did I get here?
*COUGH*
Last week, I went to the Queen as my Dreamself. Forgot she was a fal'Cie, now.
Looked like she did unprototyped, but I forgot that she could do that illusion-y thing.
In short, she Branded my Dreamself. It was trippy, man. We had almost an Apocryphal Antithesis situation. Except for the fact that my Dreamself actually acted like me, and wanted to help.
As it turns out, the son of a bitch wanted to drag me to my Land Bed and shank me. Had to to complete his Focus. Bastard's a hunk of crystal right now, so I doubt I'll be functioning in the near-future.
Going to pass the reins over to Jake. He's the strongest of us, and not likely of raging in the near-future.
...When a l'Cie fulfills their Focus, and go into Crystostasis, they dream good dreams, right?
I pray that I dream of you guys. Thanks for helping.
*COUGH! HACK!*
...Heh... I feel cold.
Giving Jake my account to use until further notice.
...*sob* *sob*
...I-e-yu-i... No-bo-me-no... Re-en-mi-ri... Yo-ju-yo-go... Ha-sa-te-ka-na-e... U-ta-ba-a-e...
Ha-sa-te-ka-na-e... U-ta...ba-a-e...
*clatter*
...You idiot. YOU IDIOT!
*Thud! Thud!*
How could you leave us like that, you insensitive bastard?!
We were so close! WE WERE SO CLOSE!*Thud!*
You did the Ectobiology thing, you had the G-Frog equipment set up, we only had one more Denizen quest to finish, and I finished my Nightmare Heir quest already!
I...
I...
...THIS. IS. STUPID!!!
I TRY HARD! I TRY SO DAMN HARD!
I KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE, AND YOU LEAD US!
And where does it lead?! Two near-deaths, and YOU TURNING INTO A M[CENSORED]ING STATUE!
I...
...Shit.
*sighs*
...Why? I swear, it's almost like you were the Witch instead of Derek.
Why didn't you think it through? Why didn't you plan for this?
We had a plan. I would modify my Shiny slightly, just enough to not feel it when I killed you. You would God-Tier, and I'd do it for everyone. We'd kick the Black King's ass, and go hopping and skipping through the flowers in the fields of your Land.
Then... We'd prepare to breed the G-Frog, get Jack 'n Diane out here, say our good-byes, and get scattered through the wild blue yonder.
...How am I supposed to do that with you as a STATUE?!
...That's it. Computer! Open Pesterchum! Open a Memo. Contact everyone.
wanderingDreamer [WD] has opened a Memo on local board GROUP ANNOUNCEMENTS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WD opened memo on GROUP ANNOUNCEMENTS
WD: Everyone?
WD: Group Meeting.
WD: Skaian Magicant.
WD: NOW.
...John...
...I'm the leader now, huh?
Damn. It.
Hope you don't mind, man, but I'm Captchalo- Huh?
...Oh. Heh. Yeah, that's right. Crystostasis. You're still alive.
Hold on, mac. I'll get you there.
HNG! *CRACK!*
There we go, off the ground.
...Lets take you home. Sleep well, John. Sleep well.
((OOC: Oy! Is this kind of thing allowed? I don't mind changing it if it isn't))