Post by ashenPriest on May 10, 2013 12:21:52 GMT -5
well after having read some of the other first sASHion stories on this site i can consider myself somewhat lucky that not much went wrong in my first game except maybe everything
allow me to start with our title aspect loadout its pretty simple actually
i was the heir of doom badass ordeal if i do say so myself
seriASHly can anyone deny that
then there were those normal guys like knight of sand waste of time (haha) prince of light and witch of mind
the last guy was bard of space and hoo boy
let me talk about the bard for one second because what was his deal
he was a replayer is what it was
at first glance he could well have been a normal ASH imp
except not really
because his horns were orange and shit
why was he here well witch of mind was a complete bitch and she prototyped a fucking fire god
fire gods are like super strong
and made of fire you know
it didnt help that she was the esteemed leader of the group
like first to enter is the leader right
so from the start of sASH we had to deal with fire god enemies everywhere
and it was really hard
the last guy to enter was some sort of
yeah it was the bard
he just butted in and was like
guys ill help you
of course he had to ask me because i was the most advanced at the time
because i had the perfect weapon to kill the fire god imps with
you see when i was alchemizing all the ASHit in preparASHion for my planetary trekking i thought
hey why dont i try this code
OMNIWEAP
so i tried omniweap
and it gave me this thing called omniweap
its really innocuASH but its super badass
you can use it to store your weapons and make them super cool as a boon
seriously try pointing a 0% omniweap at an axe and see what happens when you say balmung
just advice
by the way if you need an omniweap the code is omniweap or you can alchemize pill bottle || anvil
it makes no sense but go with it
so the bard messaged me and asked if he could help
obviously he was super ahead by then
at the start i was like no way
and he goes
you must be an heir class right
so i was just like HOLY ASHIT this guy knows everything about this game
so i was like yes
by the time most of us got to our denizens he already had the frog ready
he didnt even need the knights help seriously
we kept on playing
let me tell you one thing about this game that i hate is that you can never get any sleep youre on the fucking moon
and halfway through the game he messages me again and hes like
do you know theres a super cool form you just have to die
and im like what the fuck you talking about
but i tried it
i died
and nothing
like really i didnt even die
doom is overpowered
then there was a period of time when the bard kinda secluded himself from us ASH imps
ASH if he was planning something
funnily enough all of us were getting through the game just fine even without his influence
before that we were getting through fine thanks to his tips
but suddenly we wound up fighting bk
so we the ASH imps activated group fraymotif
aka SOOTLAND MAMBO
we fought BK
seriously he was so overpowered
with the fire god thing
anyways we were getting our asses handed to us
suddenly bard comes in with the genesis frog
guess how he killed the bk
yeah he kinda flung the frog at the bk
and all of us we were like OH ASHIT
it did kill bk but it also killed the frog
so we had to do the frog thing again
we all helped that time
seriously we even ASHcended
like all of us
can you imagine like only the bard and no one else was gt in the bk fight
i guess i was half dead so it counts like not really
the point im trying to make is that we stormed through the postgame
and suddenly were at the final door
and were getting ready to claim the ultimASH reward
everybodys real excited
bard is late
he butts in and says
there is no reward
were all like WHAT
and he says
guys just read this
he gave us all the addrASH to that one guide
and clicked the replay button
several sASHions later and here i am killing my time because i have ASHitall to do
its all coming up real well ASH far ASH im concerned really
allow me to start with our title aspect loadout its pretty simple actually
i was the heir of doom badass ordeal if i do say so myself
seriASHly can anyone deny that
then there were those normal guys like knight of sand waste of time (haha) prince of light and witch of mind
the last guy was bard of space and hoo boy
let me talk about the bard for one second because what was his deal
he was a replayer is what it was
at first glance he could well have been a normal ASH imp
except not really
because his horns were orange and shit
why was he here well witch of mind was a complete bitch and she prototyped a fucking fire god
fire gods are like super strong
and made of fire you know
it didnt help that she was the esteemed leader of the group
like first to enter is the leader right
so from the start of sASH we had to deal with fire god enemies everywhere
and it was really hard
the last guy to enter was some sort of
yeah it was the bard
he just butted in and was like
guys ill help you
of course he had to ask me because i was the most advanced at the time
because i had the perfect weapon to kill the fire god imps with
you see when i was alchemizing all the ASHit in preparASHion for my planetary trekking i thought
hey why dont i try this code
OMNIWEAP
so i tried omniweap
and it gave me this thing called omniweap
its really innocuASH but its super badass
you can use it to store your weapons and make them super cool as a boon
seriously try pointing a 0% omniweap at an axe and see what happens when you say balmung
just advice
by the way if you need an omniweap the code is omniweap or you can alchemize pill bottle || anvil
it makes no sense but go with it
so the bard messaged me and asked if he could help
obviously he was super ahead by then
at the start i was like no way
and he goes
you must be an heir class right
so i was just like HOLY ASHIT this guy knows everything about this game
so i was like yes
by the time most of us got to our denizens he already had the frog ready
he didnt even need the knights help seriously
we kept on playing
let me tell you one thing about this game that i hate is that you can never get any sleep youre on the fucking moon
and halfway through the game he messages me again and hes like
do you know theres a super cool form you just have to die
and im like what the fuck you talking about
but i tried it
i died
and nothing
like really i didnt even die
doom is overpowered
then there was a period of time when the bard kinda secluded himself from us ASH imps
ASH if he was planning something
funnily enough all of us were getting through the game just fine even without his influence
before that we were getting through fine thanks to his tips
but suddenly we wound up fighting bk
so we the ASH imps activated group fraymotif
aka SOOTLAND MAMBO
we fought BK
seriously he was so overpowered
with the fire god thing
anyways we were getting our asses handed to us
suddenly bard comes in with the genesis frog
guess how he killed the bk
yeah he kinda flung the frog at the bk
and all of us we were like OH ASHIT
it did kill bk but it also killed the frog
so we had to do the frog thing again
we all helped that time
seriously we even ASHcended
like all of us
can you imagine like only the bard and no one else was gt in the bk fight
i guess i was half dead so it counts like not really
the point im trying to make is that we stormed through the postgame
and suddenly were at the final door
and were getting ready to claim the ultimASH reward
everybodys real excited
bard is late
he butts in and says
there is no reward
were all like WHAT
and he says
guys just read this
he gave us all the addrASH to that one guide
and clicked the replay button
several sASHions later and here i am killing my time because i have ASHitall to do
its all coming up real well ASH far ASH im concerned really
