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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 6, 2015 8:17:30 GMT -5
Okay, let's set up the plot... Night of the Mongolian Safari 5: Black King/Green SunIt was only thirteen years ago that the universe was saved by the Keyblade Master Riku Hakurei (my father) and the Heir of Breath John Eggbert from the Forerunner God of Pain Grontimügarr by sealing it within the ancient relic known as the Submachine. Its defeat opened Fragmentary Passages in the tumor that was opened about 20 years ago when the Trainer A Latian, wife of Latios, slew the Ignited Heart with the Chaos Card. These Fragmentary Passages led to a new universe of darkness. Not much is known of this universe: there is a world of dark jungles, the Precarious Guardian Moon, and my home: the Land of Wind and Shade.Fifteen years ago, Jack Noir used the Red Miles to escape a doomed Sburb session by breaking the Fourth Wall (or at least that's how he remembers it. Riku's sure that it was only a few days before the fight with Grontimügarr.) This meant that the Crockercorp was able to escape as well, and they invaded a war server called Godcraft. Jack Noir, the Peregrine Mendicant, and what remained of the Crockercorp managed to leave Minecraftia. They left behind a copy of Sburb's alpha version 2. Lord Herobrine instantly started work on the full release, and after the Godmodder made a run through to find bugs, Riku, Jinx, and Xion ironed out all the kinks and made it a lot more user-friendly. For example (please take note,) what was once permadeath now just results in you being kicked out of the session, without even a minute passing. They also corrected many of the game-breaking bugs, including the forced replay bug (although for some reason the dev team prefers to replay instead.)Be me: You do realise you already are me, right? Retrive arms: I have arms, they're just skinny enough to hide behind my back. I know this silly question is a rite of passage... ooh, wait, that means I'm thirteen now! yay! Retrive side arms: Sidearms, and I use a bow. Enter name: I'm named for my grandmother Yukari Yakumo. My name is Yukari Hakurei, and my chumhandle is barrierYoukai (bY) I have a deep interest in classical books (fiction and nonfiction) and science. I have a large poster of the Hakurei Shrine on my wall. I live in the Land of Wind and Shade. Enquire about family: My father is Riku Hakurei, sister of the shrine madien Reimu Hakurei and son of the Youkai of Barriers Yukari Yakumo, decendant of the Keyblade Warrior Madrigal, the Giraffe who Considered Hurdles. My mother is Starwish, the sister of Iblis, Desire Incarnate. I am a Sylvari, a race of powerful magical warriors. Enquire about weaponry: My profession is the Ranger. I have the KEYBLADEKIND ABSTRATUS, BOWKIND ABSTRATUS, and the CLAWKIND ABSTRATUS allocated to my STRIFE SPECIBI. However, I do not yet possess a Keyblade of my own. Enquire about professions: I suppose you don't know what a Profession is, since this is just one big crossover. (OOC: I'm gonna drop refrences left and right. Already I've dropped Kingdom Hearts, Touhou, Starwish RPG Shooter, Guild Wars, Pokemon, Submachine, Minecraft, Binding of Isaac and Man the Ships [from HEAVENBRAND on Scratch] refrences. Have fun trying to figure my Asperger's mind out, I have no clue how it works either.) I can give you a list of them: there's the spirit-using Ritualist with some healing powers, the healing Monks, the undead-raising Necromancers, the masters of illusion and confusion called Mesmers, the beast-taming Rangers, the stealthy, status-inflicting Assassins, the stocky Warriors, the magical Elementalists, the angelic spear-throwing Paragon and the scythe-bearing Dervish. Enquire about Land of Wind and Shade: The Land of Wind and Shade resides in this pocket universe. I live next to my neighbors John Eggbert, Jack Noir, Iblis and my best friend, a Necromancer salamander Casey Bubbles von Salamancer. She was adopted by John Eggbert about thirteen years ago. I think I'm older than her due to weird time shit involving time-flow factors, shrunken worlds, and temporal stasis. Check whatever you have for a computer: You mean my hubtop? Sure, I'll check Pesterchum for you because I know that's exactly what you'll ask me to do next.
9:51 salamanderNecromancer(sN) started pestering barrierYoukai(bY) Hey there, do I have to remind you that I'm older than you by one day, thirteen hours, four minutes twelve seconds AGAIN? glub > I'm sorry, did...huh? How...what...you didn't... Look, Nefer007 is the one playing me! Not you! Oh okay wanna play Sburb? Sure!
And that's how this story begins... (OOC: Feel free to join!)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 6, 2015 9:39:50 GMT -5
Be Casey: Okay. You are now Casey. Retrive arms from robe: You retrieve your adorable amphibious arms from your RAG OF DEMONS. And in doing so you reveal them to be adorably grasping the dreaded CROOK OF FRAILTY. No young salamancer should dabble in the dark arts without one.
YES I JUST QUOTED THE COMIC DEAL WITH IT
Inquire about profession, chumhandle, intrests, weapons, ect.: You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers and you are KINDA GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. Like your adoptive father JOHN EGGBERT, you also greatly detest the BETTY CROCKER CORPORATION. Unlike Eggbert, you actually are capable of CASTING ACTUAL MAGIC, because you are of the NECROMANCER PROFESSION. You have the WANDKIND ABSTRATUS, STAFFKIND ABSTRATUS, and BUNNYKIND ABSTRATUS in your STRIFE SPECIBUS. (In case you were wondering, the CROOK OF FRAILTY is a wand, and thus one-handed. Because of this, you have allocated the FOCUSKIND SIDESTRATUS to your WANDKIND ABSTRATUS, solely as a self-imposed challenge. You refuse to dual-wield wands.) Your chumhandle is salamanderNecromancer(sN) and for all intensive purposes you are a MAGE OF VOID and are thirteen years and one day old. You just invited your BEST FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR YUKARI HAKUREI to play SBURB Alpha v.0.9.9.3 as a final run-through, because your father is friends with one of the MAIN DEVELOPERS (which happens to be her father.) You live in the house of your father on the LAND OF WIND AND SHADE with BEC NOIR and IBLIS LUCERN, your best friend's UNCLE.
Inquire about laptop: Yep it's a laptop. You run a simple browser: the esteemed Porygon Browser System. You also have a Steam account, under the name Eggbert007. Your Minecraft account is also Eggbert007, but your player name is Nefer007. When on Steam, you are often playing Starbound.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 6, 2015 12:40:45 GMT -5
(OOC: You may also want to listen to these notes as well.)
New Inventory modus: Backpack! You have a 4x5 grid to store items, with five slots for armors (head, chest, legs, feet, hands) and two slots for weaponry: main and offhand. Some weaponry (2xANYKIND, STAFFKIND, HAMMERKIND, POLEKIND [like road signs, pillars, any long cylinder,) G.AXEKIND, BOWKIND, 1/2BOWKIND [both halves are used in tandem like a 2xANYKIND,] SPEARKIND, FISTKIND, LANCEKIND, B.GUNKIND and SCYTHEKIND) take up both weapon slots. Your modus can be upgraded with the Belt Pouch (5 spaces,) an Equipment Pack (4x5 grid, but storage items are limited to armor and weaponry,) and up to two Bags (5 spaces each, unless upgraded with a Rune of Holding, which will double their slots.) This modus can carry things in stacks of up to 250 non-armor, non-weapon, non-upgrade, non-minipet (a captchalogged entity) items per space. Anything else takes up a whole space. Runes and Insignias can only be applied to Armor items.
New items: Identification and Salvage Kits! These are infinite-use items that can be used to determine the Grist cost of an item (Identification) and break an item down for upgrade items or Grist (one or the other, Salvage.)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2015 5:26:33 GMT -5
Be Yukari: Okay, you are now Yukari, in the Medium, in your house, in the Land of Dark Spires and Dualit---
WOWSERS WHAT WAS THAT?! I have no idea---OH MY GOSH IT'S AN AIRBORNE SPIRE OH CRAP OH CRAP THIS IS A DEATH WORLD I can see Casey's house on the other side of the land...
15 min. later...
Okay, so we have both made it to the only stable place: the Earthsea. It seems that our consorts are like little crane people, and our animals are floating fish. I can see the gate, but there's something awful there too...
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2015 10:40:13 GMT -5
Skip past the Heartless Gamezee, the capture, dismembering, beheading and entrapment of Doc Scratch, the rescue of Jade by Riku, her resurrection into a Sylvari, random discussions, all of which took about a day and 8 hours 45 minutes 30 seconds:
NO! That is not a luxury you have! I can condense it for you, though: bY: Uh-oh, we have a large problem, it's Gamezee the Heartless! corgiGamer (cG) logged on. corgiGamer (cG) logged out. cG: Cool, now I'm not stuck in the game anymore! Help me, I'm stuck to this table! Riku (Developer) entered server. Riku: This OhGodWhat... it's stuck fast, but it's density increases exponentially each microsecond... Riku: If you were to let it go, it would have the velocity to land on an activated Earthsea... Riku: Good job on finding that Earthsea, too... Never would have considered shooting an arrow cable to it. bY: Cool! Dad, have you seen the familiars and/or consorts? I think it's some stork people and floating fish. Riku: Yep!
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Riku: Xigbar, could you set up some dark corridors so that the black hole energy of the Gravity Brassiere is safely drained?
Riku: The early versions used to be really painful. Here, however, Jade's already dead, but crushing and replacing bones is the only thing that'll work. Remember, Star wasn't actually dead when Purring and crew found her!
Okay, satisfied now. Skip 15 more minutes: The Heartless's attack was blocked! It is now pushed back and stunned! *ptchooooo* *thud* Be the Heartless: Really? Okay then, sure. You are now the Heartless. You have fallen down from your fight, all the way down to the exposed bedrock core of the Land of Dark Spires and Duality. Both Denizens have died. You are lost, and you are Dirk Strider's Heartless. Nothing to see here.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2015 11:20:36 GMT -5
A little later, after bailing Casey out of a tight spot...: bY: Okay, gonna go and explore! You set off to explore and try to find some more Villages.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 8, 2015 8:22:48 GMT -5
Skip everything: Okay. You skip Dirk becoming a human in a Heartless suit, release of Sburb 1.0, rescue of Roxy and Jaspersprite, finding the GOHEIKIND SPECIBUS, defeating the Angels, Nightmare Heir and Heart of the Land using a flying spinning fluffy hammer OhGodWhat double-ogre-wambler, the fixing of "Become gods of new universe" as "make universe new lobby," release of Pesterchum 2.5 (all players in a Sburb session now share the same typing colour,) and Riku and Eggbert shredding the game to shreds, as well as Yukari and Casey winning their session. Riku launches the development company Conspicous Lack of Pumpkins, which is now responsible for development. What now?
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 8, 2015 8:33:39 GMT -5
Launch new game of Sburb: WERE DOING THIS MAN WERE MAKING THIS HAPEN
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 8, 2015 9:18:13 GMT -5
bY: Okay, I'm going to play a Dame of Hope. sN: Witch of Space. glub cG: Looks like I'm going to be a... umm... Waste of Flow. Let's start this game then!
Loading and all that... ect... ect... corgiGamer suddenly freaks out over the fact that he's lost his items and STRIFE SPECIBI... salamanderNecromancer already has a pre-punched card... barrierYoukai reset her Sprite... corgiGamer decides to find a frog to prototype... salamanderNecromancer decides not to allocate one Void ability, but instead uses it to learn the Elite Spell "Animate Flesh Golem" and adds that to her skillbar... barrierYoukai enters the Medium and starts crafting... corgiGamer begins setup, allocating SWORDKIND ABSTRATUS... salamanderNecromancer sends barrierYoukai and corgiGamer pre-punched cards... barrierYoukai prototypes her Kernelsprite with a Tetrixcalibur... corgiGamer crafts a Tetrixcalibur himself... salamanderNecromancer goes and upgrades her Con Air Bunny to an Easter Bunny (a few days late, though...) barrierYoukai prototypes the Ink of Squid Pro Quo, forming... the Sleuthsprite!... corgiGamer makes the Frogesprite... salamancerNecromancer has entered the Land of Rain and Seas... barrierYoukai has entered the Land of Dreams and Ships... corgiGamer has entered the Land of Volcanoes and Glaciers... Sburb v. 1.0 server 1 has started... Now playing...
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 8, 2015 16:20:13 GMT -5
oh hey, Riku's signed on too!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 9, 2015 11:21:53 GMT -5
Just skip over the events of the second session: Okay. Iblis (desireIncarnate) gets blown out of the session because John flew off the handle because JACK FRIGGN' NOIR of all people got Questant's Lament, and then blew Jack out of the universe, and then Xion flew off the handle (she was a Waste of Sand) and summoned the Sharach Al-Allah (loosely translating to "God's Sanding Block") and buffed John to death, then they blew up their server... Iblis going airborne forcibly punched him into the kid's session, allowing two Horrorterrors to break through, causing the kids to go up on a Hyotyl spaceship to fight Chuxtoepose, which was taken down by Yukari using Sepulchritude and gaining her Keyblade, then the Nightmare Heir battles, in which Casey stalled hers to death and hit it with some dirty tricks, corgiGamer knocked his into the Horrorterrors and got a chest in return, and Yukari just swept the floor with hers... corgiGamer ascended afterwards, cast Power Metal, aggroed a Rook, screwed up the entire plan to checkmate the White King, checkmated the Black King himself, hit the Black Queen with a LUA monitor (HAAAAAXX!) and the White King ended up with the ring and used Red Miles. BAM. Session over. Skip the par---: OH HELL NO. Sorry, I can only skip up to the dream. (AUTHOR'S NOTE: is not a Void-elemental entity. just is that way. It's eldritch.) ?̴̸̗̣̹͍̥̫̗̻̥͎̘̤̺̰ͣ͑̐ͩ͛ͧ͗̔͊̆͒̿̈́ͨ?̡̛͉̜̲̯̘̖̝ͮ̍̂͐͒̄̂̃̂̐̉͛̀͛͘͟͠?̸̉ͩͣͤ̏ͩ̑̄̈͛̑͜҉̧̞͚̱̼̬̺̣̘͙̞̠̹̦̳:̢̛̤̬̘̞̳̫̦̯̹̦͉͔͎̔̾͊ͯ̐̃͒̄͐̉͋̕͢ͅ ̢̛͓̞̖̪͍̠̮̦͖͆̆̓̉̈́̎ͪ͐̍ͧ̄ͨͪ̕̕͠T̟̤͈̼̗͇̦̳͎͎̺̼̍͊ͨͨ̄̾̓ͫ̓ͣ̍ͧͭ̓̐́̚h͇͓͖̱̰̳̻̲͍̰̖͚͙̬̱̣͚ͨ̊͊͊͋̔̏̎ͤ̋́́́ȩ̡̭͔̩̪̳͈͚̝͇̩͕̙͎̭̯̬̞̺ͮ̑̓͋̐͂̀ ̌͆̈́̏̋̏͛͆̀͐ͦ̑ͧͫͥ͌̈͏̶͎̣̣̝̟͎͉͢͡I̡̧̦͉̩̞̠̼͉̋̄͒ͮͩ̎̂̓̋͑́͑ͤ̔͐͠g̡̨̝͍̱̤̾ͫ̅ͣ͒ǹ̸̢̥̘͇̣̞͙͓̫͙̝̞̞̖̰͙͇͊ͧ̿͌̀ͯ̔̏͊͋͆ͨͨ͞ͅi̸͈̖̫̫̯̗̫̼̥̪̞̰̍ͭ̈́́͑͐ͩ͂ͭͩ͠ͅt̬͔͔͇̠̭ͥͨ̔̇̏̎ͥͯ̾ͤ͜͝i̷̷̴̹͚̲̻̟͔̝͇͉̟͈̺̯͎͇̙̤̠̫̋̈ͫͪ̏͡͞o͂̄͊̈̇̀ͭͦ̔̅̍ͥ͆҉̛̙̲̲̻̳͔͘͡ͅn̶̸̟̫̬̮̣͚̫͍̦̱̰ͯ͑̈ͩ̾̑͒ͪ̉̿̿̀͞ș̷̛̭͖͈̰̦̠͇̯̺̫͈̲̬͉̝ͩ̃̿ͣ͒̉ͤ͆͢ͅ ̜̖̗̫̖̲̠͙ͫ̊͊̒̓ͤ̌͂̚̕dͧͧ̂ͥ̌ͫ҉̡̧̫̟̞͙̗͚̫̣͎͎̹̮͓̺͡ͅḯ͚̥͍͉̮̭̟̘̗͈͉̻̯̟̟̭͖̲̰̽͂̋ͦ͂ͬ̅̒͛́͘͟͡dͥ̿̊̀̆̿ͫ̈́ͯ̚͏̰͈̲̗̘̝͢ ̷̛̪͈͇̹͇̣ͨ̀̅̀̐̌̈͐̉́͡n̡̧̬̞̮͕̼͈̲̺̼̰͚̭̳̝͇̼̞̗̳̏͋ͫ̓̿̈́̌ͣ̊͆ͦͪ̚͟͟͡o̢̡̳̙̳͍̝̝̳͇͈̟̥͙ͪ̾̿̉̍͒t̡ͧ̇̏̐̒̂̒̀͏̸̤̻̖̖̥ ̛͇̗̫̖̦̯͈̝͈͈̳̰͖ͥͮ̔̈ͪ́́͑ͭ̕k̸̸̡͔͔̗͎̠͖̝̬̦̟͉͓͇͓͔̰̗̙̿̿͐̄̽̏̀͗̆ͫ̃̆̕͞n̅ͣ̈̾̏ͨ͏͖͓̤̪̗̟͟͟o̧̜͍̦̦̥̮ͥ̈́͛͒̐̈ͥ̉ͣͣ̿͗ͪ̔͢w̭̤̤͎̼͎̍͒͆͆̀͡ ̸̬̟̗̲̤̹̳̫̟̦̼͖̥̫ͧ̈ͯͩͥͯ̓ͣ̚͢w͋ͬ͐̚͝҉̯̘̞͖̫̻̩͓̲̲͍̖̙̝͞h̛͓͔͕͍͕̩̰̹̫̹̻̪͉̹͂ͣ̂́ͨ̓ͤ͠ḛ̶̸̖͈̞̳̹̼̟̯̟̯ͤ̇̐̉̈́̊̍ͦͣ̑̇̅͐͊ͅr̡ͥ̇̌ͬ͒̋ͪͮͩ̀҉̸͖͉̤͈̲͇͉̥͓̝̲ę̲͕͓͈̬̺̮̲̝̣̠̪̩̬̣͖̲̂̌̃͊̚͘ ̢̬̗͎̬͖̣͖̩̰̦̗͈̈́̋ͦ͋̀ͦͯͤ̄̽ͤͪ̋͟t̨̠̥͔͚̤̾ͭ̃͋ͦ̋̊ͮ̏̽̽ͨ̐͗́h̢̛̫̟̦̤̜̮̲̹̯͎̻̫͈͓̜̲̪͛̅̒ͥ̅ͫ̿̇̎̐̉̏ͮ̕ę́̓̍̎͗ͦ̍̏̎ͮ̔ͬ̉͂̅̑̌̑̏͏̯̖͍͖͎͇͠i̶̸̬͍̫̝̘̣̫̥̗̓̂ͯ́͐͛͗͆͆̿͗̂ͩ͋̅ͭ͟͢͞ͅr̡͚͔͎͙̗̞ͤ̇̿͐̒ͪ̐̚͘͡͡ ̢̤̖͓̻̫̣̹̮͖͎͇̱̹̭̮͇̒̄ͦ͆̉͗͌̏͂́̀́ͯ̌̊̉̀͘͠p͐̅ͫͧ̅̚͠͞͏̧̼̪̺̱̦̳̱͎̬̤͎͈̙̩̮̣̮̞͢ǒ̴̖͎̜͎͓̣̪͕̟͉̳̳ͦͮ̽̔̑͗͂͟͢ͅͅͅw̵̡̨̧̰̩̖̙̗͙͇̫͊̑̍̓̆ͫ̊̓̽͐͢e̵̷̞͙̗̩͇͈̝̗̣̯̫͓̭͙̣̗̭ͨͥ̿̏͊ͨ̐̑̇̃̂̄̈́̏́́̈́̂̕r̢ͪ̂ͬ̀҉͚̝̙̼̦͈ ̴̸̹̝̦̰̘̝̹͚͈͉͎̫̝̻̦̓ͨͥ̌ͬͮͬç̛͋̃͂̒̀͡͏̘͙̩̲̩̖̤̟̱͉͔̤͈͔̝̘̦ą̛̫̻͍̻̹̟̹̟̠̍͋̎̐̍m̸̸͐ͤ͛͒͊̿ͯ̿̍͂̚͢͜҉̝̫͖̰͓̬̳e̴̷̙̯̠̰͔̩ͫ̐͒̆̇̈ͪͫ̄́̎̇ͦ̈ͮ ̼̣͚̙͍̯̪̼̱̜͈̈̉̔̀̓̄ͤ̉ͣ͂̓͑̓͊͊͆͂͜͟ͅf͓̗̲͖̣͇͇̼̝̣̯͙̄͊ͬ̄́͂̌̾̎͗͋̌͟͟ȑ̨͆̔͛ͯ̇ͭ̌̿̉ͯ̏͐̓̃͐͑͊ͧ́͘҉̣̥͔̻̩̟̥̥̬̠̼̭͚͔͔͈̯õ̥͕̘̜̣͈̱͉̹̠̱̙̠͙͉̥ͬ͑ͫͦ̚͢m̨̛̥̬͉̰̫͈͎͎̪͇̑̇̾̎̆̒͊͂̇͋ͦ̚͟͢.̶̢̒͊̈́̑͋҉͓̫̜͔̪̰̰͍̬͎̯̳̼ͅ.ͦ̂ͣ͆ͩ̿ͮ̏͆̈́ͣ̆̑̍̄̍́ͯ̚͟҉҉̛̺͙̤͈͎͇̝͈.̶̧̛̜̻̦̳̲̲̘͍̖͚̞̫ͪ̇ͧ̄̋̒͋ͣ
̶̨͍̙̫̞͔̹̙̞̖̯͉̪̦̥ͮ̄̅ͧ̿ͧͧͭ̉͛̔̒̉́̚͠?̨̛͇̻̠͈̏̌̐ͨͪ̔̈̆ͩ͋̓̈́ͪ̎ͩ̉̆̕?̵̭̝̥̠̤͖̝̗̱̣̼̟̂̆͒̀̀ͅ?̵̸̢̧̹̳̠̩͕̭͎͖̗̪͍̬̻̳̦ͬ͐̄̄̂ͧ̉ͮͯ͆̏̆́͛͐̑̏͌͠:̡̧͖͕̟̙̙̭̦̘̥̮̮̤̺̺̗̫͎̏͊ͬ̈̇̓͒̑͐̓̿̈͝ͅ ̷̡̛̟̲̥͖̲͉̠͇̜͙̩̫̩̗̺̺ͯ͐͛ͯͩ͂ͯ̋̆͂̎͒͌́̉ͩ̃ͪ̚̕Tͬ͊ͨ̿̀̓ͤͥͤ̐ͨ̇̏̍҉͈̻̠̥͓͍̬̝̯̦̣̹̪̬̫͟͡h̴̻͚̤̠̻̻̟̣̰̮̻̻̱ͫ̈́͊̑͑ͯ́ͭ̋̉͂ͨ̈̄͛ͭͫ̀͟ę̶̠̖͔ͪ̒ͯ́̔ͩ̐͋ͩ͂ͦ͋ͫͣ́͘͟ͅi͊̿̂̉̿̒͊ͣ̀̏̂̈́ͫ̇́͞͏̱̱̼̩̪̱͚̻͇͍ͅr̛̛̥͔͚̘̠͉̯͎̱͖͛̍͐̇̅̓͟͢ ̵̵̭̪̞̼͓͔̳͈̯̳͕̩͓̞̼͖ͪ̊͋̏ͬ͒͆̔̊̎̌p̨̭̪̩̭̻̠̮͚̠͔̥̪͐͒ͫ͆͌͊̋ͤ̔͘͜͞o̡̢̡̡̱͍̳̩̖͐ͥ̉͗̄ͦ͒ͯ̅̒̎̿͂ͭ̚̚wͩ̐ͫ̀ͩ̏ͣͯ̊̐̂ͣ͒̑̉̅̾̍́҉̴͏̷̼͉͈͙̞͈̪̘̖͕͉̝̺͔͉̫e̵̴̊ͬ̅ͮͮ̒ͥͬͨ͜͏̤̼̜̳͇̠̙̠̗̱̜͓̜r̷̢̨͂̄ͩ̔͑͛̿ͮͯ͛̽ͥ̀͝͏͈̝̙̞̳̮̯ ̡͚͚̹͇͎͎̰̫̝͚̤̮̙̃ͩͥͩ̂͟͠c̷̘͚̳̹͙̗̖̉̎̅͂̂̆͗̀ͨ̃̆ͫ̋ͬ̅̄͞͠ͅà̴̧̫̝̝̯̝͍̪͓̳̪͉̻̼̹̦̑̽ͯ͌́͊̓ͤͮ̈́̃̀̕͞m̢̖̖̺͓̟̰̫̝̫̞̩̹̤̄̉ͤ͋̈́͊ͣͦ́̌̿͌͘ͅẽ̴̡̠̻̜̞͚̜̗̞̜͔͖̼̦̑ͮ̈́ͭ͋͌̆̇̓ͪͭ̚͠͝͝ͅ ̵̢͕͎̙̹̦͎͙̘͔̲̱̳͍͔̣̔ͭͧ̎̒̎ͅḟ̶̨̲͎͎̗̥̼͉̺̝ͭ̃̊͂̎̎̐ͭͫͦ͂̄̆̿ͮ̈́̚̚͜͟͝ͅr͙͈̳͕̭̼̮̲̻̣͇̟͖̯̪̘͇̭͂͑̄̀̕͘ͅo̎̑̒͛̕͢҉̵̨͚̗̠̟͍͓̹͍̺͓̹̝̫͔̳̺ḿ̷̮̰̰̻̻̙͖͋̊̒̓͘ ̸̸̧̦̱̪̤͓̣̬̫͕̩̤̖̠͇̰̲̼̰͙͛ͮ̇̂́̊͐ͧͫͨ͂̏̌̚͞t̸̸̶̷̨̮̟̥̥̙͔̙̪̦͖͇̙̥͓͓̦͋ͪ̊̾ͭ̾ͧ̇͂̈̒̿͌̆͂̎̚̚h̴̨̰̗̱̻͚̣̬͙͕̘̜͍̳͐̿ͪͫ̄̄͐̆͒͗̈̊̔̀eͦ̋͒̀ͭ̍͑ͪ̀ͩͥͤͬ̆̂̚͏̷̺̼̭̜̰̹̭̙̹̟͕̲͖̹̠̘͉̮ ̎͐͐ͦ͂͂͛̐ͯ͒̿̅͛҉̳͎̻̲̟̻̻̝̖̜̣̪̖̻́Ģ̵̶͕͉̙͓̼̥͇͎̙̺̲̼̈͊̃͋r̵͓̖̘͔̻͚̺̫̝̣͍͍̲͖͍͑͑ͪͭ̊̆ͮͣ̌ͬ̎ͦͫͭ̉̏ͣ̈̃͢͢͢͡ͅĕ̵̢̟̜͉͓̤̘̣̜̾ͩ̅͂̈̎ͯ̕͢͝e̸̫̙̳͉̱ͣͦ̃͐̈́ͬͬ̇͗̎̈͊̚̚ņ̡̧͈̦̗̝̖͙͙͙̿̽̒͑̿͌̉̂ͨ͊ͯ́ͅ ̧͚̥̳̘̲̠̳͕̳͈̱̟̠͚̱̏ͧͭͣ͌̇͛̔ͧͮ͂ͩ͒ͫͯ̿ͪ͝S̴̢̭̘̖̲̫̜͉̲̳̻̱͓̱̮̥̯͕̮̓̎ͤͤ̽̀̊̽̽͂̓ͫ̌́̀͠ͅụ̸̸͖͙̝̞̖̝͇͖͎̍͋ͯ̑ͨ͂͛̎̃͌͑́͘n̷̴̢͖̘͇̝̯̱̠͙̾ͧ̒̌̃͠ͅ.̸̨͎͈̜̬̱̙̻͖̥̖̮̗̉ͥ͋̌̔͑̂ͩ̕͟͝
̊̽̽̈́̌̽͗͏͖̘̣̟̜̠̰̺̼͉̱̩͘?͊ͮ̔̽͛ͦͪ̉̍ͪ̍̓̚͏͘͟҉̹̘̣̟?̝̹̮͔̳̲̺͉͋͆ͦͨ̀͌̔ͮͣ́̉̉ͯ͡?̧̧̳͖͔͓̜̖̤̭͉̤̻̲͉̉ͧ̑͊̌̑͞ͅ:̨͙̼͚͚͔̍̋̈́̊̽ͪ̈́͐̈͑̃͊͛̀ͅ ̶͎̖͖̤̟͔̻͖̋̈́̐͟T̺̖̘̺̪̹̘̖̺̱͍͎͖̽̅̅ͪ͜͟ơ̧͖̦͕̗̮͈͔̥̺͗͆ͩ̂̄͜͝ ̸̵̜͕̠̩͔̮̘̥̬̣̟̟̦͇͉̼͛̽͒̑̍̉͒̓̄̃̌ͬ̒̂͐̇͞͝bͧ̊̄̆̿͛̃ͬ̏ͧ͐͋̀͋̚̚͏̲̪̲̝̯͢e̸̡̬̞̖̽͂̂ͦ͛̄͐ͤͫ̎͢͡ ̷̜̬̜̘̰̓ͩ̈́̀͞p̧̬͕͉͉̣̗̠̱̜̮̜̣̙̰̞̄͐ͮͦͨͨ́͘ͅŗ̧̪̪̗̲͖̩̳͉͈͓͇͓̙̙͉̋̓̿̏ͣ̈͋͊͑̈́̎͒ͩ̕͟͢ͅe̩͈͇̜͇̩̹͕͇̝̻͚̭͑̑͒ͭ͆͆͗̔ͪ̆̑ͣ̈͊ͫ̎̕͞c̎ͪ̎͊͏̝̝̖͈͓͘i̷̛̛̭̭̱̦͇̪̤̥̺̭̜͎͔̖̳̫̫̐̒ͭ̀ͩ̿̋̏͆̊͡s̶̛̟̝͕͔̣̺̪̘̱͚͇̭̼͇ͦ̓̌̏̐̋͛̋͌̚ḙ̴̵͙̫̺̱͙̖͙̮͖͎̖̻̲̂̌ͪͣ̎̈͟͢͞ͅͅ,̷̢͈͔͙̹͎̪̮̖̻̖͎̓ͬ͆̇͊̍̋͐̕͢ ̐̄̊̓̅͋ͣ̎̌̂ͩ͟҉̰̗͚̘͕̳̖͔̤̙̩͓̜ţ̵̝̳̫̻͕ͨͫͨ̉̽ͧͣͬͩ̆ͦͯ͜ĥ̵̨̦͚͕̪ͯͥ̔̎ͩͭͦ͆̊̽ͬ̐ͬ̈́́̈́́̚é̢̎ͫ̑̔̄̇ͣ̑͋̇͑̚͏͏̰̖̳̻͈͇̠͕͇̯͚͕̻̩̤̬̞̻ͅ ͦ̌̔ͪ̆͆̓ͩͮͯͪ̄̎ͤ̚҉̢̨̻̭̙̞͙̟͙͔̯̖͓̖͕̬́͢ͅI̸̡͍̙̼̝͖̗̭̜̞̙̰̔̄͌̋̈͑̊̈́͘͠ģ̧̥̮͓͔̤̥̪̞̟̞͕͐̓̇͆͒̒͊̒̄̒̀͟ñͫ̓͗͑ͫͭ͆͌̍̅̂͛̿ͬ̍̚͘͏̵̷̹̹̙̦̟̮̯̠̘ͅi̸̷͉͚̞̙ͥ͂̒̿̓̍ͧ̿͐̅̂͌̽̈̿̆͋̏̕͟͞t̢̢͈̘͓̝̹ͣͯ͗ͩ̀͢ę̗̦̮͓̠͎͈̝̪̺͍̙͚͕̫̖̮ͪ͒ͪͭͧ̀̒̄͛̃̃ͣ͌̇́̀̚̕ͅͅd̵̛͉̭͚̭̞̻̻͎͇͔̰̝̭ͭͯ̔̄̉̀ ̷̢̡̫̞͙͚̠̭͈ͥ̐̿ͮ̆ͯ̑ͩͬ͘͠H̵̷͍̹͎̫̟͕̪̦̹̞̭͉̯͚̓ͩ̃́ͯͤ̑͂ͦ͆͋̍̀̎̒͑͢ȇ̴̷̽̓̾ͦ̓͌̚҉̼̻̘̭̘̘̫͇̺̠͔̦̖͉̰ͅͅa̶̢̯̪̖͖͚͉͚̗̺͑ͯ͂̓ͩͩ͑̇͗̀͜r̶ͣͩ̾̇̽ͫͣ̎͊ͣͥͧͨ́̕҉͔̙̭̖̖̙͚̺̼͖͚̻̳̘̗̦̞ͅt̥̙̯͓̣͙͉͈͖̗͉̥̲̭̪̹͔͆͑́ͩ̿̽̚̕͟͞͡ ̷̥̩͉̥̲͓̘̥̥͕̮̙̲̜̝̮͛͗͒ͪͦ̍͛̇w̢̨̛̥͇̙̱̙̦͕ͭ̀͂̍͂͂̎͗͆ͩͨ̾͑ͨ̇ͫ͜͡a̶̟̼̙͇̻̤̬͙̤͔̺̖̪̠͈̙̰͍̾ͤ̏͂͗̽ͦ͑̏͋͆͌͒͂͘s̵̸̖͓͖̲͈͓̤̦̼̳̹̖͉̖̳̤͇͛͆̿̍̈́ͪͮ̿ͣ̄̍ͣ͆ͫ̀́ ̷̙̳̰̯̺͍͇͎͙̯̳͎̰̒̽̽̂͋ͬ̋ͯ̄̊͘͜͡ĭ̢͛̾̒̆́͟͏͖͇̺̜̳̤̙̫̗̝̫̠̙̼͔͕ͅn͗̄ͦͩ̌̈̐̀͒̿̌͗̆̚̚҉̵̷̡̭̗̗͚͈͙̻̹ ̵̬͙̱̯̠͇̣̘̽ͨ͂̋̿ͭ͋̾̀̇̐̔̐̈ͭͬ̎̚͢i̷͑̽̄ͮ̌ͯ̌҉͓͔̙͔̭͙͉͚͠t̫͔̭̔͛̏ͪ̇̀̾ͪ̀͠s̜͖̼̖̝̼͔̰̝͚̺͚̪̗͓̈͐͂͆ͦ͒̇ͬ͛̈́̿̉̚͜ͅę̖̤̯̰̞̟̹͕͎̟̻̗̱̙̟̲̳̠͕́͗ͯ͌̏́̚̚͢l̛͉̺͍͉̮̰͖̞̼͍̜͐̎̅ͬfͧ̽̽ͩͥ͏̴̡̳̬̭̻̼̥͝ ̧͇̭̖̻̰͎̪̹͔͈̺̲̝͎̜̪͋̃͒̈̄́̚ḁ̰̟̱̯͚̳̔̉ͯͤͥͬ͂́́ ̰͎̲̲̯͇̤͙̼̤̫ͣͩ̀͌ͩ̄͂͒̋ͯͮͬ͑͟͡ͅc̛̯̺͍̦͛̾̌̈́ͣͯ͂̽͆̊ͨ͗̃͑ͮͯͤ̏̚͠o͎̱̟̥͕̩̦̣̫̫͈̰̦̯͙͙̟̽͗ͧͣ͒͜͝m̵̴̹̰̤͔̱̦̼̩͉͙̭͈̦̎ͣ́̏͊p̗͈̲̲͎͎̙̤̿̽ͪ́̀ͣ̀̑ͦͨͪ̈́̃̑͌͆ͭ͟͝o͑̎͐̆̇̋̍̅̐́͏̵̬̝̮̣̹̤̰̘̼͖̪̝̞͢ṅ̷̛̗̣̞͉͎͇͍̘̉̋̑͛ͮͬ͠͞͝ẻ̷̫͇͍̫ͩ̒͗ͯͦ̀ͥͧ̓̄͆ͬ͆̚͝n̴̢̛͈̪͙̯̮̙̫͔̖̞̺̪͔̫̠̥̾̾ͬͨ̌̎͗͆͊ͫ̇̊̂̈́̃̋̆̀ͅţ̵̹̥͚͉͓̥̟̝̗̞̜̦̝͉͕͖̆͒͊ͭͦ̈́̂ ̺̫̬̃͆͒ͥͨ̐̓̃ͯͥ̚͝ͅȍ̸̤̹͍̣͓͖̘̮̳̫̖͕̝̲͛́ͦ͠f̢͖͚̠͇̠͎̤̮̖͔͉̮̤̳̠͈͍́̎̀̆̈̈̈ͧ̇̊ͩͮ͊͆̾ͨ͊̕ ̡̨͉̼̟̙̰͙̳̩̠̥͊̓̀͋ͣͧ̔ͦ̌̊̄ͣͧ͗ͫͨ̀ͅt͂̄̒̽͋̋̂̈́́҉̶͏̗̣̬̫̲̦h̸̴̙̠̪̳͕̮̐̇͑̚͝͡ę̴̀͑̇̍͐͒̏̆͑̂͏̸̛͚͇̜͍̥͕̞͇͍͓̪͚̹̹̱͓̤ͅ ̢̥̻̪̠̖ͥ̅͛́͝G̸̸̢̘͈̤̱ͦͪ̾͗̊͛̃͒ͫ̓ͯ̽̉̚̕r̶̢̼̳̻͍̟̞̻̞̭̲̞͈̺ͪ͛ͧ̊̈̈̆ͭ̉̄ͦ̇ͥͧ̋͡ȩ̴̴͚̩̱̜͓̰͚̝͈̝͕̫̱̼͔̖̣̼͂̈ͤ͌͋̾̌ͧ̊͋̓̉͌ͫ͟͜ͅȩ̵̛̰̥̗͈̫̙̜̤̬̮̻̗̳̖̤͙̐ͣͬͯͭ͌͊̓ͯ͋̉̒͛̈́͜ṋ̛̭̣̞͊̓̐̅͑̎ͦ͋͛̐̄̈͑ͨ͡͞ ̶̢͈̖̦͚̥͓̜̩̦̦̦̮̋͂̌͒͂̋ͣ̆ͥ̉ͥ͐̿̿̆̾̾̒ͅS̫͍̳͉̳͚͇̠͉̬̪̳͚̰͋̅̾̏̃͌ͫ̀̀́͢͡ȕ̸̂ͬ̌̈́̇̂҉̥̱̼̜̮̝̖͈̫̹n̶̶̯̠͖̼̙͎̫̞̙̎ͧ͋ͫ̅̔͊̔̉ͤ̐̅ͦ̊ͅ.̶̵̜̣̖͎̪̥͎̻͇̰̱͇ͯ̊͑̄ͭ͌͑̿̾ͥ̋ͨ͌̑͗
̵̴̎̊̔́̎͏͔̗͇̞̫̟̖̱̜̠̮͉͞ͅ?̨̢̛̪̻̜̬̰̳͚̼̖̥̫͍̬̪̜̽̈́̍ͤ̓̒̐ͨ̚?̛̃͒̈́̆̾̍̉̽̑͋ͪ̎҉̜̦̲̙͇͍̫͔̯̥͚͚̟ͅ?̶̢́ͤ̊̅̔́̒̽̆͏͓͎̫̲͚̻̼̪̱̹͔̥̭̲̀͜:̶̸̢͈͖̩͓̳̹͈̗̫͖͔͔̗̹̪̻̰̟̤͆ͪ̈͐̑̊̑ͦ͐̂̔͒͝͝ ͊̍͆̂ͥ̌̿́͘͠҉̯̻̙͍̳̤̤͖͙͖̙͓W̸̢̲̥̪̼̬̩̭̠͙͕̗̰̼͙̻̓͋̑ͨͮͭ̋ͅi͗̆̑̀ͣ̒ͬ͌̈̌̎̽̄̾̇͏҉͘҉̤͕̦̭͙ť̓ͥ̾̔͑ͫ̾̓̀ͯ̿̉̍̈́͆̎̊ͭ͏̶̧͙̘͉̗̠͡͠h̴̨̡͓̰̹͈̜̣̪̻̠ͪ͗̌ͤͯ͗̒ͥͣ̂̌ͥ͛̌̉͋̾͜͡ ̓̔͗ͧ̎̎̓̈ͫ͊͒ͭ̕͟͠͏͏͎͕̖͕͖̳̰̖t̷̛̹̜̦̞͙͐̽ͣͫ̓́ͪ̍̇ͤͪͮ̕h̹͖͔̘̹̘̗͈̟̲̮̮̖̹̝̩̲̣͙́͋͒͊̔̋̄͌̊̀͊̀̄ͨ̽͊ͦ̉̚͘͟ȩ̶̸̡̩̝̩͙̲̰̫͙̻͖̹̥̽ͮͪ̃̒͌͑̊̑ͩͧͣ̏̐̑ ̶̶̧̞͎͚̱͙̲͔͍̮̀̅ͦ̎ͣ̐ͪ͊́G̨̧͖̞̜͚̠̩̟͙͇͚͍̍̈́͆͂ͤ́́͠ͅŗ͚̠͓͖̘̗̖͉ͮ̐͗̐̋͐͛̈̌̅̐̐̀̌͝ẻ͌̆̿̀ͪ̊ͭ̽̎ͮ̎͊̊̎̚҉҉҉̨̯̬̤͔͙̟̙̲̣̟̝̥̘͙̯̘͟ͅë̵̵͚̤͍̳̩̣̲̠͖̰̞̩͔̥̺̓͑͂̔͆͊͐̐ͨ̏̌ͯ̽ͥͧ̚ͅň̨̪̺͈̠͕̞̯͎̟͎̖͖̮͇͖͚̟̜̘̅̾́͛̌̋͂ͮ̈́͛ͭ̅̕͜ ̸͛̌͑͆̈́̽̑ͬͦͬ̊ͩ͑̓ͤ̀ͩ҉̛̝͎̯̼̲̝̞̩̟̬̦̪͈̙̗̮S̙̭͓͇͉̼̫̲̮͖̠͚̹̤͖̠͍ͤͫͫͮ͋̇̎̽̾̈́̏̒̽ͨ̑̉͜͟u̸̶̢͓͖͖̝̱̠̼̳̜̳͕͙͖ͩ̆ͪͪ͛ͩͅn̛̛̬̼͈͇͚̤̙̭̺̟̗̝̪͚̅́̎̅̆̀̍̔̌ͯͦ̉ͤ̓̀̚̚͘.̧̨̜͔͕̩͑͆ͯͯ̊ͭ̋͆͑̎̂ͥ̚̚͠.̨̤͚̱̟̣ͥͯ͛̒ͨ͌̌́͘͡.̷̢̽̉͌̇̆ͭ̄́ͯ̆̒̈̓͒͗̎ͫ̑͜͏͎̘̻̩̺̲̤̗̣̘̞͈̯̣̟͍̞̩̕
̢̣̬̠̦̩͖̗̪̮̱̬̱̫̩̮̱̏̔̊͊̇̈́͋̆ͣ̐͡͡ͅͅ?̷̷͔̳̯͙̣̲̖̘̳̝͎̹̞͔̪̲̳̘̪̾ͯ͋̃͗̿͊̓͋̐̋̊̎́̾ͬ̏̋?̷̡͍͇͔̝̼̜̓̋̈͊́̀̀?̧̡͇̙͎͔͔͇̞̫͖̇̋ͭ̐ͭ́́̕͟:̴̪͚̻͍͖͊̀̅̏̌̊̋ͬ̌̽̄̉̒̽̋̇ͦͦ̀ ̷̜̪̪͍͙͖̬̽̌ͦͨͫ͂̎̀̀̀̚̕T̴̶̴̥̘͚̱̩̺̪͚̪̞͚̥̂ͤ͗͐̅ͯ̔ͮh̢̪͕̖̤͛ͬ̿ͥͫ͛ͩ̒̕͟e͙̯̗͙̺͙̤̙̭̙̐̌̔̄͌̀́́͜y̡̺̖̤̖̜̦͙̽̔̏͆̑ͥ͂̃́̒ͥ̈́ ̍̑ͫͬͣ̇̉̃ͬͫͪ͆̎ͥ͜҉̡̥̳͈͙̦̩̪̬̭̪̰͓̤̮͕͖̯̘s̨̥̻̺̲͈̹̜͍̰̠̝͍̎ͫ̿ͫͭͣ̏̍̄̈́̆̿̅̇͋ͧ͜͜͞h̶̛̹͓̖͓̞̋͌̊̂͛̍ͧ̾͋̈̃ͥͤ͊́̀͘a̧͐̋̊̐̃̃̂ͧ̅̉̓̏͛̾͂̃̏ͯ͊҉͉̫̳͔̯̰̗l̨͔͍͙̤̟̫̭̦̫͎̣̼̗̗̂̔̿͛̆̀́͠͞l̈́̎̌̒͒ͤͤ͑ͥ̈ͨ̑̆̏̒͑̚̚҉̴̨̗͙͚̟̫ͅ ̸̴̡͕̘͉͉͖̳̟̳̙̑ͣ͊̋̀͠ͅr̷̸̡̬͖͕̙̟̰̙̬̰̲̬̺̐́̀̓̂ͪ̐̓ͤͫͣͭ́̊͆͐̀̊͘͡i̦̩̭͕̗͖̤͈̞̲̰̭͙̦̜ͤ̓ͯͯ̋ͧ̽̓̉͛̒̇̏̾͂͑̎ͩ͒́͢ͅs̷̛̳̫̣̥͍̜̞̜̺̘̀͒̋̅̅̑́̕͠e̷̬̺͇͈̳̥̹̩̱̜ͮ̋͑ͭͩ̃͌ͯ̽̚͟͝ ͪ̅ͫ̌̌̅͑͑̈́̇̚͏҉̡̻̘̬͚͕͚̯̯͉̩̥͎̙̮̪̀ͅa͇͙̙͍̻̰̪̱̬̮͛͗̽ͤ̍ͣͦ͂͗͡͠g̴ͫͦ̄͒̀͠͏̴͇̗̮̤̤̳̯͟ͅa̶̝̫̗͓̪̥̤̝ͧͥ͂̐̈́̒̈̇́̀̚͟͟ͅḭ͚̗͔̺̖ͪ̍́̒͑̑̓̑̃ͭͣ̈̏ͣͤ͂̚͜n̷̢͇͍̺̱͛͗̈̒ͧ̊̾̉ͫ͒ͨ̏̍ͧ̀͌̈́̏̃͘.̶͈̬͈̹̈̑̇̓́.̸̧͑͌ͪ̃͂͊̀͂ͭͭͨ̓̐̂̈̂̚҉̸͙̘̬̮̤͎̻͖͍̩͕̀.̷̷̴̨̭͎̰͇̲̤̬̟̩̜̺͙͍̞͚̰̼ͨ̇ͫ̉̋̌ͭ͌ͥ͋̌̏̓̓́̚
̧̹̥̘͙͎͕͕̼̤̠͚̞͉̯̬͂͛ͤ̑̔͘͜ͅ?̛̠̲̤͍̙̺͓̝̥͔̥̠͔̼̺͖̟ͪͥ̔̀͗͛̉͌͒ͫ̄̇̈́̄̄̂͂̆̍͝͞͡ͅ?̑̽ͫ̌ͪ͌͆͌̓̃͏̲̰̟̻͖͖̗̺̝̣̹̫͍̖͢?̶̸̛̪̟̯͖̻̙̺̪͕̞̰̲̥̳̌̇ͪ̀̏͂̂:̵̡̞͉̹̼̳̹̗͌̈́ͣ̓͗̄̿̒́ͫͥ̽͌̂̊̆̆̚ ̶̧̬͓̥̲͇̱̠͇̪͕̲̣̟ͯ̒͊̽ͦ͂ͯ̓̿ͯͩ͛ͬ́́̚̚͢ͅW̡̛ͣ̌̉̅͆̇ͮͨ̒ͥͫ͂̾̍̃ͨͯ̆͏҉̴̘̙̞̖̹̰̻͔̖̖̱̫̺̳̰͇ͅi̢̡̡̳̼̝̖̬̩̬̺̗͍̪̬̰͖̱̳ͨ͐̑ͦ̿̃ͩ̂ͦͩ̿ͫ̎ͬ͛̂͘t͂ͪ̿͛̚͘͟͠͏͉͖̫̭̳͖̦̪͝h̛̛̠̞̞͈̬͓̗͙̱̙̋͛ͪ̀̐ͯ͊̎ͨͩ̎ͫͭ̓̚͘͜͟ ̷̡̡̙̙̫̜̲͎͖̙̪̙͚͙̗̺̹̈̓̒͆ͤ͋͌̑ͫt̒͐̎͗͡͏̧̗̥̞̙̗̻͉͈͈̻̝͡͡ͅh̶̻̰̟̭͉̤͔̙̹̝ͬ͂̅ͫ̽̏ͥ̎ͯ̍̔ͥ͢e̵̡̎͐̆ͯ̇ͮ͡͏͍͙͕̩͎̠͖̹͈͡ ̶̋͋ͩͫ̓̂̓̎ͤ̆͌҉̡̢̖̪̘͍͜R̾̓́ͭ̍ͯ̓̋̔̓̈́̇̉̂̕͏̡͔̯̠̫͙͕̗̥̕ȉ̥̱͓̤͔ͤ̄̅ͮͥͦͩͩ͢͝ͅņͮͦ̾̿̊ͣ́̓̎͏͕̗͎͈̙̖̩ģ̷̪͓̙̜̐̽̃̓ ̉ͬ̿̊͛̊̋̚҉̷̸̣̮̼̻̘͙̥̝̳̜̩͓̙̠̝̗̜̮o̴̷̡̡̯͎̙̪͖͒̄ͤͤ̊̍͛͗̃ͧ͒ͯ̂̊̚f̧͙̺͍̩̤̺͎̘̬͖̘̳̙̹̝̱̖͕̂ͪ͒ͬ̊͂̅̅̊́̀ͅ ̷̡͓̺͓̜͉͖̪̫͈͓̥̜̹͑̉́̆͗ͧ͠O̵̡̧̦̬͕̤̻̙̤̬̮͍̭͈̝̣͔ͦ͛̔̎͑ͬ̇ͧ͐r̢̽̅͌̌ͮͦͦ̃̆ͣ̍̓͗̂́҉̬̙͉͖͓̝̘b̷̛͖̣͓̪͓͇̾̈̑̈ͬͬ͢͝s͋̽͊ͩ̾͆̈̓ͬ͠͏̰̥͎̰̯͎̞̜̫̬̙̕ ̡͂̎̔̊̆͗ͪ̒ͯ̐̽̊̀҉̸̞͓̜̬̞̯͓̦̮̠̫̯͔̱̠̩̺̕ͅF̳̞͍͎̦͓̳̲̱͉͔̘̥̔̑͛̀̽̋̈́͋̀̒͊̅̓̀͘ǫ̛͓͓̱̱̤̒̃͂̅ͫͭ͘͠ͅu̶̸̬̯̺̹̮̞̗̘̹̺̦̬ͣ̓́̎̕͝r̨̟̞̪̻͔̘̥̐͌ͯͫ̈́͆̎̉̊̿ͫͬͤ̂͌̈̿́͘͢f̧̼͖̯͎͇͚̼̮̬͍̮̘̺̭̽ͪ̄̿̈́ͣ̐͢ō̸̻̩̜͙̭̺̟͓̦̼͖̻̗͓̖ͥͮ̿ͭ̿̇̀͊́̉͛ͮͨ̃̚̕͠͠l̴̡͚̠̳̇ͨ̅̅̀̀͋͢͝ḓ̵̦̝̘̝̗̺̞̺̪̯̲̮̭̪̺͚̯͚̽ͪ̒͊͑̀̏͢ ̷̬̭̤͍͍͇̌ͮ͐͑ͬ̐͘͞a̷̶̡̹͓͚̤̙̙̥̦̓͆͗ͩͫ̍ͦ̌͂ͯ͂̓ͤ͂ͮ͒͋̉͢ͅnͩ̅̋̉͂̉ͦ̐̌̈̔̚͝҉̢̝̩̰̻͈̠͈͍̩͙ͅd̶̲̬͎̼͗ͤ̏͒͊́̒͆̒̎͌ͮ̀̅ͅ ̢̛͓̦̞̲̹͙̉́̀̍̔̄ͩ͒̚t̴͕̗̺͉̻̪̯̝̘̹̗̣̜̥̅̓ͭ͌ͨ͞ẖ̶̰̰̭͚̄ͪ̂͑̅̒̊̓̊ͩ̎̓ͦ͒́͜͞ě̸̢̢̮̫͍̘ͯ̓͌̌ͬ͂͂͂͐ͯͬ͋ͫ̋͠ͅ ̷̗̲̳̣̱̘̙̻͍̞̭̠̼͔̗͓̿͋̈̊ͩ̈́́̀͢S̷͈̳̬͙̬͈̠̜̱̜̭̤̻͆̒ͭͯ͛̈̌ͧ̀ͅc̡̺̣̯̪͚͇̻͉̲̘͇̪ͨ̓̎̕ͅȩͪ̎͗͋͗̍ͧ̍͋̇͊̏̃̽́͏̲̗̮̩̬͙͓͍͔̱̥͔͕̞̙̤̩̳͘͜ṗ̷̧ͪ̑͒ͪ̃̍̆ͨ̓ͬ̅ͭͪ̃͊҉̤̖̞̖̤̙̬̬̘͔̩̪̼̠͍ṱ̙̠̝̯͇̉͋̊̾ͪ̍̋̓̓͌ͮ̾ͩ̿̓͂͛͘e͔̖̻̺̟̥̞̖̦ͫͩ̔̎͋̈ͦ̇ͬͣ͜͝͝ͅr̵̷̢̮͎͈͇̖̺͑̊ͥ̾̀̿͛͒̌͑ͨ̏̂͊͛͛ͬ̋͡ ͮͬ͗͗ͭ̓ͩ͒͢҉̭̼̳̩͎̣̠̦̳̻̬̼̠o̵̯̞̬̺͉̖̱͈͍̟͑̏̏͆͗̓ͨ̿̇̚͘͢͟͝f̸̪͍̫̼ͯͥ̆ͥ̾ͥͮ͒̈ͬ̒̂̏͋̉̌̚͝͞ ̍͐ͤ͊͌͜͏̟̰̯̼̳̗͓̪͎̺̤̰̰̹̳̟͡ͅt̵̨͕̱͎͓̣̤̦̦̖͙͈͕̟̱̼̲̉̅̏̂ͭ͛̍́̈ͪ͂͛ͯ̚hͭ̌̽̌̋͜҉҉̷͈̘̭͇͈̜̯̱̹̼ͅe̝͈͔̖̜̳̜̺̥̖̬̣̭̦̜̘̥ͬ͒ͧ͌̏̈̽ͯ̚̚͝͠͡ ͮ́͂͌ͮ̄̈́ͪ̃ͣ̈́͛͂͛̄̄̕҉̼̯͚̬̙̥̘͈̬̜̺͙̼͉̹͕͈̗͘G̷̵͒͐̑̔̎̕҉̸͓̯͉̣̖̻̖̖̙̣͙r̸̡̢̡̼̼͈̲͓̠͖͈͉̈͛̑̈̄̋̐͆̀ͫͮ̋̚͞ͅe̡̦͉̲̱̗̝̞͖̣͇͚̤͍ͤ͌̍̅ͩ̓̆e͍̞̙̭̳͔͖̘̞̬͓͙̣̝̘̠̮͑͊ͤ͗̽̊̒͆ͩͤ̈̕n̸̡̢̪̟̖̩̯͇̭̜͚̣̭̪͑̂ͣ̋̉ͣ͑̔̓̾ͤͭ̓ͬͯ͋̚͜ ̸͕͉̝̙̮͕̠̜̇̿̏̐̄ͬ̀́͡͞Ş̠̬̖̩̃ͪ̈́ͮ̒͑̽ͨ̃̀ü̶̧̟̗͓͖̳̪̜̪͈̲̹͇͎̫̗͓ͥ̔̓̃̓̈́̏̍͒̓ͧ̓͋ͦ̚̚͢͢͢ͅn̨̢̛͎͇̻̝͋ͪ́̈́́̅͋͒͋̍ͥ̄̄̐͂͒̓̆͝͠.̴̧ͬ̈́ͥ͑̿ͩ̇̇́҉͍̥̮̫̜̤̻͖̮̭̞̭̩̦͔̗̩.̢̧͔̹̬̬͕̬̥̫ͮ̆̎̾̄̿͐ͫ̑̇ͬͤ̌̚͡.̸̧̣̘͍̝̱̹͙̫͇̂͋̿̊͛ͬͣ̄̈̆̓͗́͞͡
̶̡̘̣͙̉̋̀ͫ̌ͩ̕ͅ?̦̥͕̣̪̗͇ͧ̓̊ͪͫ̐̇͌́́͟͞?̅̏͊̀̋̓̇͊̌̈́̇̑̃̔̅ͮ͌̚̚҉҉̴͕̻̣̩̫̰̝͇͍ͅ?̶̴̳͚̥͔̤̯̠̞̏̍ͤ̅̐͂ͮͭͥ͋ͤ̽̀:̢̺̝͔̱̯̳̗̼͓̍͛̽̾ͧͨͦ̑ͤ̉̓̃̊̕͘͜͠ ̢̨̩͎̭̍̃ͭ̆̎̽͗ͤ͐ͅT̂̓́̌̆̅̈̏̈́̒ͥ̈́̚҉̢̥̥̼̜̤̞͖h̸͔̖͇̦͑̓̉̃̆ͧ̍ͤ͊̃͊̀̑̀̚͘ę̛̦͈͚͚ͨͩ̐ͪ̅̃̊̑͐̄̓͛̇͆ͤ̅͢y̢̱̤͇͎̗̭̤͍̟͉̤̖̰͓̦̽̿ͣ̄͐͑̉ͬͤ̉ͣ͒̓̈͛̽͒̋́͞ͅ ̼̪̻͙̮̹͙̭̓̈́̑ͪ̊͐͆̔̓ͨͧͣ̿ͬ̊͊̓͗̚̕͠s̴̢̥̦̮͙͔̤̳͔͙̬̬̜̙̮ͩ̓͛̈ͥͣ̽ͨ̆̑͑ͪ͢͠͞h̨͍̪̝̗̲͉͕̤̼̭͕̆̀̀̀a̶̢͈̞̼̹̹̠̳̝̖͓͖͎͙͓̎̀́ͣ̒͊̏̾͑ͪͥ͊ͯ͋ͦͥͧ̚͟l̪̦̤͚̙̯̤̭̩͓̥̖̂ͥͬͣ͟͠͡l̑̂ͬ͌ͫ͏͡҉̹͚̯̼͍͍̫̳̮̜͓̖̤̝̕͘ ͇͓̺̤̹̜̺̰͍̜͎̺̈́͑ͣ́̉ͬ̎̿̀̕ͅr̢̤̬̩̟͍͔͙̝͕̬͔̹͍̜̐͗ͫ͛ͨ͑̅́͛͑ͪ̎̆̀ͯͭ͐̀i̸̛͈̳̠̻͈͙͍̲̹̯͚̻̞͚̯͚͇̿͒ͣ̆̓̈́̇ͦ̋͛̀̃͑̚͟͟͡ͅs̡͇̬̻̯̗̘͇̤͚̫̯̠͍̗̳̱̈́̇̓͒̈̉͂̓ͣ͌͆̑̀́e̶̿ͨ̑̐̍ͤͨ̈́̓͒͌̾̅ͫͯ͋҉͙̫̩̝̰̗͙̘̞̘͚̥ ̶̻̻̠̱͖͖̲̟͓̭͗̓͋͝͠͠a̧̛̲̲̹̮̬͈̎̌̔̈́͆͆̃ͭ̄ͥͦ̀̃̽̉͜͠͠s̵̲̼̲̳̜͔̱̬̘̫͎͖̮̘̱͕̲̓͌͗͆́ ̵̧̢̯̠̳̥̮͙̰̄̃̂͛ͩ̋̏̚͘a̴̷̡͇̭̫̗̬̠̪͙̠̥͚ͫ̌̽̈ͫ̐ͤ̃́ͪ̇ͨ̂ͪ̃͝ͅn̨̫̞̗̠̮̦͙̑͒͂ͪͭ̄̅̍̒͑ͦ̂ͮ̍̊̿̿̚̚͝ ̴̢̰̦̰̦͍̪̖̣͉͖͇̣͔͓͐͐ͧ̚͢͢Aͣ̆ͩ̉͗ͣ̿ͬ̈́̏͏̡͓̜͍̺͍̘͙̠̣͚͇͍̰͜r̺͉͎̼̞̺͖̤͉̅ͣͧ̿̇ͨ̌͋̽̏̎̄ͬ̀͝m̢͖̜̥̞̟̠̘͚͇̬͚̫͔̒̉̊ͦ̈́͐ͤͩ̈́͘͠ỵ̷̢̟͙̙̩̣̩̱͕̻͙̞͚̰̦̖̯̣ͩ̌̈͋͐̓ͨ͢͞ͅ.̸̨̼̰͙̲̑͆ͨ̂̿̌̿̾͂̑̀.̈́̆ͮ̏ͣ̉͛̍̓͂ͫ̑̾ͭ̄ͪ͋͜҉̯͙̞̮͇̳̯̲̖̺.̧̢̤̣̰̠̫͇̟̭̼̂͌͌͌ͨ̅̉͊͒͛̐͐̄ͩͤ̓̑͠
̢̲̺͎̯̥͓̋ͧͭ͌ͦ͆̈̽̔ͥͯͬ̈̀?̴͖͇̣̪̟͉͔̲̹͐ͣ̉͂ͮͣ͑̿͐ͧ̿̽̔̚͠?͖̳̬̪ͮ̾̽̃ͧͦ͆ͨͧ͗͊͂́̎̀?͉̺̥̥̞͓̖ͪ͂̉̎̓ͫͦ̿̽ͩͬ̍̋ͮ̚͘͜:̛̂́̊͌̆̎ͭ̐ͬ͗̒̈́̓̾̔̑̿͏̱̣̳̦̼̭̙͓̭ ̸̨̧̧͓̹̻̻̼̟͚͖̫̠̘̘͙̺͇̄ͫͪ̎̔̃l̸̢̡̺͉̤͇̦̝͈͇̖̞͚̿ͭ͂̽͗̓́̔̏ͫ̾̎̽ͦ́̚̚͡ė̵̡̢̫̮̞̲̺͎̜̥̳̞̲̩̪̺͓̥͆̀ͦ̏́ͧ͌́ͩ̄ͫ͞͞d̡̨̡̧̛̙̺͕̤̺͚͖͉̲̲̤̙͎̫͖͔͓͔̞͋͂ͣ̅̔̑̈͊͑͆̄̾ ̅̎̒̀̃ͪ̃̂ͩ̇́͐̓҉̩̹͖̫̹͙̤̗͙͓b̟͉̪̞̩̰̥̩̮̼͆̈ͬͦ̓̉ͦͧ̆̅͑͂́͟y̵̢̪̼̗̰̓̋̓̑̆̍̽̇̉ͦ̈̓̚͡͠ ̘͉͈͖͔͇͓̩̠̱̘̗̘̤͉̅ͤ͌̋̚̕͟͟ͅͅá̪͉̙̘͔̰̱̠̳̥̩̻̲̲̦̰̳͇͚ͭ͆̈́̓͐ͯ̃̾̉̕͟ ͥͩ̃̾̉̈̚҉͞҉̢̛̱̳̦̳̟ͅK͎͉̝͈͕͇̹̩̗̖̒͆̐̀̆̌̐̆͐̊̀͌ͥ͐̑̓̐̈́́ͅͅͅị̶͇͕͚̤̤̯̬́ͧͩͪ̏̀̚͜n̡̨̻̫͖̹͖̺̫͈̩͒̿͂̿́́ͥ̓̆̿̅̇g̵̠̦͚̙͕̤̦̘͔̘̩̝̘͔̹ͨͩ͑̔̀̚̚͞͝ͅ.̢̖͖͉͍̐̃ͥ̈ͨͣ͠.̊̽̓̌̊̿ͨ̔ͨͫ͐́ͯͫ̕҉̴͕͍͙̘̣̟̟̭̲͚̮̳̪͡.̢͙̯̘̼͇̮͙͓͕͍̩̖̘͓̱̙̦̪͙ͣͨͩͣ͋͛͆̀̚
̸͍̟͍̯͆͋ͪͮ̽̄̿ͩ̉̈ͥ͜ͅͅ?̸̥̭̜̗̬̮̲̯ͬͫ̿͆̽́̽͋ͭ̇̄͂ͫ͌?̴̡̿̂ͦ̿̄͑̊̂͋͊̿̋͒̃̂͛ͪ́̚͡͏͙͍̮̥̥?̨̥̥̲̱̱̞̼̰͈͓̖͔̮̯̙̮͓ͩͣͧ̏͌ͤͧ͗̏̎ͭ͌̓̏̈̀̚:ͩ͌̓͒̑̏͒҉̨̛̘̪̥͚̙̀ ̨̳͖̝͖̫̪͈̠͎ͬ͒̊ͦ̏́̚͝ͅA̧͚̝̣̟̳͔̪̙̐͌ͯ̋͐́̆̓ͩ͟͝ ̨̡̬̝̱͔͇̲̬͖̬̖̻̱͋ͫ̆ͨ́̀B̵̢̞̦̭̟͈̥̱̻̙̟͚͙̞̻͈̩̫͑̓ͭ̀ͅļ̨̹̜̼̠͖̹͉̖̟̪͉͕̬̦̝̉̔̃̋͑͆̾̔̽́͘͠a̷̷͂͌ͮͤͮ͑ͤ̌̿́͂͆̒̀̓͏̵̭̰̮̰͈̣͕͖̩̹̮͎̮̬̙̜̜̮͢c͙͓͓̺̖̼͕̗͔͎̻͓̫̟͖̦͔̃͆ͣ̑ͥ̀̋ͧͪ̏ͩͬ͜͝k̛͙̙͕͓̞͉̰̤̥̲̘̥̼̱͔͇̱̦ͨͨͧͧ͋͠ͅ ̨͖̗͇̲̯͇̞ͪ̅̆̇̌ͩ̄ͩ̔̍͂͛ͪͩ̒̕͢͢͝ͅK̢̨̛̝̹͕͙̻̩̟̻̅̃̈̇ͧ̄ͤ̆̏ỉ̸̷̤̭͓͓̯̪͇͚̟̰͎̬͍̱̘̲͙̺̠̌ͭ̂̂ͦ̉̓ͫ̌͋̊̒̽̈̓ͣ̚ṇ̸̨̪͎̦̥̠̖͕̺͙̥̞̘͓̘̯̭ͩͪ̌ͬ̓͌ͭ̈̀͡ͅg̉̅̏̌̂̑̆͒̈́͏̴̡̛͖͖͕̜̖̫̮̗̤̤̣ ̵̵̮̟̘̘̠̖̜̱̹ͧ̏̎̃ͩ̿͛̌ͥ̈̈ͤ̓̄ͮ̈͡͠͝oͥ̄̓̒̌̕҉͏̠̙̥͚f̶̢̬̭̤̩͕ͧ̓ͨ̊̐ͭ̈ͧ̕ ̧̃͌ͦ͛̓ͧͦ̿̂ͭͩ̍͏͔̙̙̹͖̼̠̹̳͡a̷̞̱͉͔̘̪̬͍͒͐ͭ͌̒ͯͯ̔̍̿̈́ͬ͊͐͊̓̀ ̿̅͌̈ͥ́̾̏ͥ̈̅͞҉̶̞̙̪̩͈̠Ġ̶͒͑͛͋ͪ͒̀̉̈̓͋ͪ̀̋̾́͏̶̛̫͍͕͙̪̥̥̮͙̠̮̞̖̜̠͕̝̰̮r̿͋̈͊̅̈̂ͣ҉͖̹̟̝̦̣̻̞̞̕͞e̷̡̻̝̜͙͖͎͖̽̈̑ͤͨͦ̓̈̐̽͗ͣͦ̓̑̀̚̕éͥ̎͂̏ͫ̽ͯ͂̐͆͠͏͏̖̼̤̰͍̪̖̭͉̯̦̰̻n̸ͨ͂ͩ̌ͥͯ̈̉ͧ̕҉̻̹̰̩̟̳̹̺̝͔͢ ̷̄̾̄̔͐͛́̃͐̾̽͑ͥͯ̉̽ͣͦ̀͘҉̶̬̠͍͉͉̲̟͙͈̪̲̘̩̙̖͟S͉͚͎͈̹̝̠͋͆͗̍̎͊ͤ́͛ͪ̒̈́̑͋͛̀ͪ̕͟u̡̡͉͔̝̹̩̖͓̲ͥͫ͋ͯ̍̏̿͢͡͞ͅn̶̡̖̠͎̯͚̼̫̯̯̳͍̗͙̦̮ͨͨͣ͑͠.̶̨̧̪͍̣̼̠̞̮͈̬͖̅ͣ̋̋̈́̈̀́̈͢͝
Okay, you shaking in your boots yet? That ought to do it.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 10, 2015 9:11:17 GMT -5
Add the mushroom farmer and the Secret Wizard to party: sekritWizzard (sW) and stinkinShrooms (sS) have joined the party. Create game: sW: Elementalist, Mage of Flow sS: No profession, Seer of Life cG: No profession, Heir of Space bY: Ranger, Dame of Hope sN: Necromancer, Mage of Doom tT: No profession, Page of Heart
(In the background, John marries Jade and saves Roxy from the new creatures attacking LOWAS. Funnily enough, his maternal great-grandmother is Cirno. Go figure.)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 13, 2015 10:23:07 GMT -5
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G̞͔͖̖͎͉̭̣̗̪̩̙̠̜̰̼͙̿ͬͣ̏̽ͪͮ̍̿̋͟͟ǫ̟̣͍̺̙͔̻͚̖̻̼̖̹͍̙̦̈̌͑́ͯ͆̾̈́̒̀̚ͅ,̽́ͭͣ̽ͣ͂҉̹̝̳̳̣͚ ̱̠͓͎͓̹̭͂ͤ̔͛͟͝͡m̸̢̺̥͕̫̥͈̱̪̙̭̺̮͔̰̳̙͚̰̅̋̊͌ͭ̀͘ÿ̵̴̛̓͑̄̑͋̄́́̚͏̙͉͚͍̙͓͍̮̪̩̮͉̘̜ ̷̡͕̜̬͙͍̣̹̗͖͈̪̮̭̭̥̠͇̜͑̈́̐͒̏̀ͯ͂̓̎ͣ́̌͢͡͠ǐ̶̛̝̱͙̼͓̣͕̫̋̔̽̋̚͘ģ̪̮̳͕͕̜̮͍̟̰͕̰͖͕͓̤̫͔͉͑̆̎̏̎͊͌̀͢n̶͙̫̱͇̤̤̯ͤ̄̀ͦ͝i̧̲̩̲͍ͯ̔ͪͩͫ͞ţ̱̯̙̘̗̹̹̹̫̞̹̠̺̦̝͍̳̪̞́ͭ̃̐͗̈́ͮͯͪ̋͗̋̈́̂̒̃̄͘ȩ̷̌ͯͬ̑̃̿̐͋͒̓͆̽ͨ̏͒̒ͩͩ̕͏̘͚̘͖̯͍͓̟͎͓̙̞̼̮͎͇̪͠d̛̯̰̮̱͖͇͉̘͚̫̮̯ͣͯ̊̇͡ ̵͎̥̤͎̲̰̙ͬͭ͛̓ͧ́ͯ̄ͧ̐̅͞ͅm̧̤͖̼̦͚͓̼̤̟͔͖̯̻̖̪̈̾̿ͩ̉ͦ͋ͤ̐̃̓̄̊ͩ͟ͅỉ̿ͬ͗̀ͯ̄̂̽̽̓ͥ̍̚͜͞͏̢҉͚̹̖̩͎̫̻̣̤͚n̷̡̬̮̫͖͚̻̬͙̰̙̫͉̣͆̿̈́ͣ̆͌̐͑ͨͪi̷̴̖̜͔͉̼̮̝̬̜̅̃̾͒̔̂̾ͦͫ̑͆̓͑̃͡͠o͛ͩ̓́̐ͣͮ̕҉̜͙̜͚̜̱̗͜n̸̨͚͚̼̻̙̟̗̥̔ͩͨ͌ͪͬ̐̎͌͌̾͊ͅs̘͚̖̲̜̭̖̰̞͔͈̺̯̟̺̠͔̱ͨͩͪͬͫ́̑̾͗̍ͥ̒͋̚͠ͅ!̸̨̰̳͔͔͚̯̹̘͍̹̩͌ͦ̏ͯͩ̽ͭͯ͒͊̒̀
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̧̘͎͔̫͙̱̻̹̳̪̞͕͍̔̂̅̿͛͆̇ͣ̐̅͐͝W̧̪͍̝̞̳̝̭͓͕͉͈̼̅͒͌͒̿ͧͯ͆͆̈́̄̉̈͆́͟͞e̷̎̿ͧ̓̅̏ͬͩ̌̑̈́̂ͫ҉̡͏̨͔̩̤̙̱ͅ ̶̶̢̧̻̗̲̠̟͐̅̋͗̔ͬͦ̔͂͘w̝̥̳̲̥̄͊̈ͫ͊͂̒̈́ͬͧ̉͛ͥ́͢͡i͙̱͇͇̼̩̫͚̳̬͇̣̞̗͔̿̑̾̊͊͑̋͌̽ͣͮ͛͗̀͛̓͋͌͞͞ͅḻ͕̘̣͙̲͇̪̞̪͉͍̖̼̯̩̘̒̔ͧͯ͗ͬ̑̐ͪ̄ͪ̄̽̓̋̾̓ͦ̔̀͟͞l̨̨̹͈͈̫̭͚̻̪̺̥̜̞̜̱̫͖̔̅ͩ͐͠ ̷̷̧͍̤̙̣̩ͣͧ̎ͣ͒̊ͬ̐̏͑͊͋́̆͠s̳͎̜̖̱͉̣̘͙͇ͣ̐̾̌ͨ͂ͫͤͮ̄̚̕t̷̡͖̘̮͉̬̜̝̟̦̲ͯͮ͐̊̂͞r̴̷̢̜̝͖̜̘̣͇̗͇̥̬͓̩̭͙̠̋̅ͬ͋͌ͫ̊̅̍ͯ̉̉ͭͨ̚͘͟i̛̯͖̤̺̎͌ͤͬͮ̾̄̽͢k̩̟̱͕̠̘̝̖̪̫̪̖̥͊̉ͤ̄̿ͣ͐̾ͮ͛ͨ̋͘̕͜͠ͅe̴̛͔͎̼̾͂̑̉̓̃͊͗̒ͬ́̐̓̍̏͛̋ͩ̈́͡ͅ ̧̌͂ͤ̍ͣ͒̐̽ͨ͘͏͉̟̺̰͚̯̦̮̯͈̣̻̜̫͇̖̻̮͚͢f̸̨͔̭̼͍̝̠͕̝̩̮̻ͤ̔̅̇̈̐̍̌ͥ͒̍̏͠͞ȩ̸͉̞͉̩̭͖̭͔̭̤̗͎̹̬̭ͪ̂̂ͯͣ͂̋͗̔ͫ̍̑ͤ͋ͅą̘̗͔͓̙̹̥͖̺̖̍̆̅ͫ̀ͥ̌̀ͭ̓͋̽̾̌͛̚͟͟͟͝r̢̨̢̪͇̜̪͓̬͚̖̺̆ͩ̈́̋ͧ̈́̾͊͆̌̊̌̚͜͠ ̸̪̖̱̲̭̱͊͂͂͌͛ͧ̏̿̀̎̑͘i̵̢̦͚̪̹͎̯̬̐ͥ̈͒ͩͮ̄̍̈́̊ͦͧ͆̚͝͝n̶̛͚̭̱̦̳͚̪̐͛ͭ̂ͫͭ͜͜t̸̙͉̖̼͍̣̼͙̫̝̦̜͕̩̟͚̓͐̌͝͡͝o̢ͦ̂͊̓̊͒̎ͤͫ̂̇ͨ̇͟͠͞͏̣̖͓̘͔̦̦̰̗̯ ̛̛̿͒͆̊̒̊̓͂ͣͭ͋̓͛͏͕̤̙͍̰͙̲̞̘̩͚̲̹̪̗t͙̺̣̟̮͎͍͍͖̜̦̬̪͔̳̱̖ͨ̏ͫͣ̀̀ḩ̷̡͉͙̞̤͈͈̝̻ͦͯ͒ͭͬ̓̆͊ͫ̇̔ͭͣͣ̒̅͜e̢̨̯͈͔̜̠͓͍̙̳͚̫̟̲̘̜̳͚̤̎͒̓̊͑̓ͧͭ͐̾ͯͬͥ͋̒̒̚͠͡ ̶̛̠̫̝̭̮͖͈̻̬ͤͧ͆̓ͫ̓͒̍̅͡͞ͅͅḩ̴͙̩̭̭͉̙̬ͤͥ̿ͬ͑ͪ̔̒ͣ̅ͧ̾̏̄e̿ͫ͑ͭ͌̇͌͛̔̓͏̠̺̖͈͕̗̜̖ͅā̛̅̓͗ͪͥ҉̷̵̬͙̞̳̥̫̫̝̝͖̯̞̱̥̻̙̕r̶̶̨̻̭̬̫̰̩̫̼̙̱̭̹̞̞͗͊ͮ͘͝ͅͅţ͇̼͚̤̯̪ͦ͌͌ͩ̓̉͌͛̌͒̽͒ͮ̏ͦ̀͢͠͞s̴͕̞̩̩̫̪̯̹͕̟͎̪̥͉̜͑̔͂ͪ̈́͋̔͌ͫ́͂ͬ͜͝͠ ̪͈̙̼̣̬͎͕͖̥̩ͭ̒͐͌͌̎̅͌̋̄̊̀͠ͅo̧̗̝͔͎͎͍̥̙̫̤̞̮̗̣ͯͤͪ͛̊͌ͣ̀͜͞f̢̡̛̗͍̞͇͓̱͚̲̗̖̖̟̖͙̭̲̪͙̏͛ͫ͊ͨ́ͥ̅ͮͮ̀̚ ̢̻̘̬̻̦̈ͥ̋̂͜͞ṱ̶͎̦̜͕̺̩̼̰͉̟̭̬̞̯̓̀ͨ̇̈̉́̀̚̚ͅh̸͚̣̝͕̝̙̖͚͕̬̮̱̣͙̼̜͍ͦͪ͐͑͒̓̅͊̚͢ẽ̸͚̥̫͙͕̩͓̠̟̲͓̳̮͔͋ͮ́̊̊ͪͤ̋ͯͅ ̛̻̬̣̪̞͖͉̳̫͍̻̮̮͖̭̝ͭ̂̆ͮ͆͌́̆̇͂̂͑͒̆̒͝S̨̙̯̰͍̲̘͙̺̠̊͌ͬ̍̍ͩ̀̾̾̎̽̄͒̎ͩ̉̚͜͠ͅẏ̴̨̠̼̻̞̺͈̝̭͙̼̻ͤ͋̑̓̈̑͐l̷̳̼̠̙͍̺̼̮͓͎͖͈ͯ̈͗̂͘v̴̡̌ͯ̿ͭ͏͖̟͕̻͖̫͓̫̱͙ͅa̴̹̟̥̙̯ͩ͆ͧͮ͝r͚̤͖̺ͨ͑̄̈̑̌̐ͨͦ͑̚͜i̵̢̤̹̣̯ͧͦ̒̀̈́̿̋͗ͨ̑̍ͤ̐̌̌ͥͤ̋̚̕͠͝!̸̷̡̬͕̱͖͎̱̣̘̠̽̈͌͋ͧ̇ͣ͢
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̉̓̒͗̓ͮͨ̈̃̅̿ͣ̋̿̿̚͏̤̥̦̟͕̩̮͈͟W̶̪͓̻͈̬̞̻̺̗̬̼͓̭̥̼̥̿̎̏ͨ̊ͫͪͬ͑ͪ͆̿̓̊ͣ͐ͩ̄̚͝͞ḩ̶̹̹̱̩̝̝͆ͮͧ̅ͣa̵͔͕̙̝̞̓̐̓̌̋̌̈́̄͜͝͠t̡̥̮̜̱̭͉͈̫̘͎̙ͨͤͮͤͭ͐̐̈̈́̓̃͒̈́̂̎̉̽̇̏͞ ̡̠͓̰̤̹͙̻͈̜̣̱̲̹̘̮̳͊ͣ̀ͣ̏ͦ̋̃́̇̆ͬ̉͠ͅͅiͤ͌̌͗ͩͩ̽ͧͭ͊҉̞̳̺̱̫̯͜s̷̜̻̯̫̣̩̯̤̽̍ͬ̅́͑͐̂̔͒̆͆̄́ ̶̛͖̥̬͔̤̩͇͓ͫ̌̋ͦṱ̵̵̶̨̗̬̺̲͈͍̫̫̞͎̬̫̩̟͈̠͓̭ͮ̿ͭ́ͦͤ̉ͩ̀͋ͫ͊͋͟h̷̡̻̼͈̲̰͉͎͖͉̳̗͒̒ͪ̊̊̽͒͒ͧ̀̚ỉ̧̛͍̼̥̥̬̩͎̯̺̝̣̻̻͍͔̖͍̿̿̾̇̌̇̽́̋ͭ̾ͫ̋ͬͯ̈̚͜͢ͅs̡̼̻̳̙͉̥͕͖͍̭̈́̊̃͋̌ͮ̐͂̑̎̐͂̒ͩ́ͨ͌͘ͅ ̴̨̞̫̥͎̤͕̗̿ͭ̍̍ͣ̔̐̈́ͣ̏͆ͪ́̏ͨͪ̐̒͡m̹̪̖͈̘̹͔̟̾̎̈́̾ͣ̑ͮ̈́̀̕͘͜a͕͉͇͖̪̤͕͔̭̹ͨ̈͆ͨ͜n̶̮̙̤̣̍ͨͦͤͅn͇̹̟͕̥̞͍͙͈̗͎̜̹̞̎̃̂̒͂̌̏͑̽̉͘͞e̡̹̘͕̜͈̻͗̈̍͛ͮͩ̈r͚̗̝̦͎̩͎̻͇̱̹͖̖̭̞͎̲͍̅̾̅̓͌͊̓̃ͭ̈̿ͤ͆̀̕ ̬̟̱̳̩̈͋͊̍͆̂͐̉̿ͭ̚͘̕͠͞ǫ̴̗͍̙̪̫̭̍̉̏̂ͮͯ͋̓́͌̇̾̀̀́͢f̾ͥ͌͑̎̓͒͏̶̨͓͉̰̻̬̭̲͕̭ͅ ̵̸̺͎̱̬͚̻͓̥̖͎̙̝̻̼͊̄̊̊͢ͅm̷̡̛̞͎̩͇̠͖̮̥̙̖͎̞̤͎̉̇ͪ̄͜͟a͂ͪͭ̽̾̊̓̚̚̚҉̨̺͖̗͖̬͍̝d̡̰̰̜̥̜̜̹͙͛̌ͫ̐̓͆́ͫ̀ͪͯ̋̾̃n̢̢̛̬̞̯̞̗̩̳͚̗ͯ̉̐ͫ̆ͦ̍̆̌̃̏͘͟ė̵̀ͬ̀ͮ̊̅͊̿̀̓͠҉̳̺̫̥͖̟̩̼͈̱s̨̛͔̪̝̠͕̝̜͈̲͇̼͎̤͖̹̭̋ͮͨͨ̋͑ͮ̆̽̇̃̾͗ͮͫ̂̔̀͡s̴̜͕͕̞̤̦̳̖̠̥̻͙͔̩̀̓ͫ̀̅ͤ͛ͧ̏̉̇͊̆̈̊̚͟͡͡͡?ͭ̎ͯ͋͊̑͛̓ͥͥ́̊̆̕͢͞҉̲̝̖̖̘̯͓͖͖ͅ ̸̴̛͇̺̬̺͎ͪ̌̑̊̿͗̂̚͢Ḧ̢̹͉͇̦̻̹̝̤́̀ͦͪ̍̌͗ͅơ̴̢̼̱̦͎̓͗̿ͥ͆̾̔ͯͦ̐͌̔̐̍̎̀̅͢w̡̡̖̖̬̺͇͉͆̀̑̔ͫ̎ͤ̎ͨ̕͠ ̢̛̜̻͖̺̠͓̙̬̰͙̋ͫͥ̏ͬ͗̐̂͋ͧ̾͂̌̅̇̀͝c̸̡̫̮̟̭̦͖̱̘͉̪̪̟̝͋̽̈̀ͣͧͪͯ̾̅̉̽ͪ͒ͤͬ̂̔͢͢ā͚̼̫̝͎̳͇̟̗̰͙̮͖̞̖͖̼̾͒̓͘͡n̵͉̩̻͍̩͎̺̆̈͑ͮͯ͑̔̉̔͜͞͞ ̶̙̺͎̭̣̞̦̙̠͚͖̻̺̘̀ͩ͋͐̉͟͞s͔͇͔͊̑̓̄́͘ǫ̛̻̩̭̝͉͙̲̞̑̏͗̉ͩͨ̽̐̇́̀͘m̵̮̪̰̬̹͔̩̘͕̜̬̣̎̊͑͗̊̃̒ͤ͝ͅͅę̤̜̹̺͎̱̰̊ͥ̀ͪͮ͐͂̏̈̐̿ͬͯ͆͐ͥ́͘ ̸̥͓̭͉̪̜̮̥̯̭͙̻͈͇͍̥̿͐̈́̂̌̉̌ͭ̄ͩͤͣ͌̊̋͛ͣͅp̴̗̱̥̪͈̔̓̓̓͋͑ͬ͋̍ͬ̑ͭ̎ͯ̐͑̚̚̚͡͡a̶̡͇͖͕̝̣̹͎̮ͤͦ́ͪ̉ń̶̝̫̦͙͔̲̼̦̻͙͍̰͇̹̗͆̾̏͂͋̊͠ͅş̪̝̰͚͚͖͚̟͈̬͖̇͛̔ͥ̽̈́̓̂̑ͬ͗̌ͯ̆͘͟ỷ̴̱͍̮̜͓̟͍̦̭̱̟̪̣͙̹̑́̓ͤ.̧͑ͪ͒̆̓̀̿ͭͮ͗ͮ̄͏̴̵̤̥̩͖͕͍̣̦̠̱̠.͉̪̪̤̥̣̗̯̪̬͖̮͍͎̹̔͛̽̇̋͌ͯ̀̈͛̃̇̈́͗̕͞.̴̵̶͕̦̫͔̞͈͍̊ͯ̅͗̒̑ͨ̎̔͋̌̊̉͋̌͢ ̵̸̦̖̺̣̗̰̲̖̫̜̪̣͓͇ͮ̈́̄̒ͯ̍ͪ͊̒̎͗͛̀̇̽̉L͊̋́ͧͤͮ̾̐ͮ͝͏̲͇͍͓̮̤̰͈̬̬̯I̡̢͍͕̖̗̻̼͉̳̱͗ͭͬ̈ͤͩ̆͘͢͝Z̷̎̑ͯ̑̅̊ͬͮ͌͂ͧ̔ͯ̇̄͑̚͏͖͕͇͓̭̱̰̮̩̳͡A̶̸̜͔͙͕͋ͩ̋ͦ͊̕R̴̢̛̹̗͔͉͚̬̭̭̜͕̩̘̦͖̤̟̭̐̈́̈́̾ͥͤ̉ͅD̿͑͌͛ͭ̀͂́̿̾͂͌ͨ̂͗͛҉̧̛҉̖͇̠̖̘̠̻̟͖̤͈͎̭̪̭̯̟̟̖͘ ̂͆ͭͦ̑̒ͨ҉̵̜̻̬̤̠̲̩̙̣͕̫͇̝͝ą̶ͪ̃̈̎̑ͮ͡͠҉̫̝̮͙̤̤̰̟̜͉͈̬͉b̨̘͉̺͎̟̺̘̰̱̞͉̰̭̦̫̄̍̃ͤ͆̏̏́͐͑͒̉̀ͣ̀ͅs̵̵̵̥͍͕̤͓̪̪̬͔̳͔̟̺͚̤ͪͣͮ̌̓͒̈́ǫ̸̧͈̘̭͇̯ͮ͌͊ͥͩ̃̉̀ͩ̓̉̽͜r̵̶̹̦͈̦͇̫̫̖̰̤͇̤̩̀̿̉̎͒͊͆̍̃ͫ̀͜͞b̿̓̋ͪͩ͛̉̅̑ͩ̔ͣ̌ͤ̈̎ͫ҉҉̜̫̹̺̱́̕͘ ͭ͒͆̃̽̇̇͒ͭͭ͒͋ͬ̅̑ͪ̇͏̢̫̮̖̗̗̬̠̼͜M̈́̽ͤ̿͑ͬͧ̈́͒̓̀̆͆̀͋ͯ҉̳̥̱͈̻̻͞ͅY͛͑ͣͧͭ͑̆̆҉҉̠͕̼̗͔̜͉̖̬̞̪̝͇̤̀͢ͅ ̸̴͉̥̹͙̺̱̥̠̯̰̠̻̭͔͎͊̀̌́ͯ̋̃̓ͤ̑͗̉̔̀̀̓ͤ́̚͜G̢̻̭̣̯͖͕̺͓̣͚͈̯̘̱̲̻͐̉̂̽͛͒͗̚͢R͎̹̝͖̟ͣ̈́̽ͣ͆̅̄̇́͌̑̈́̄̂̈̾̌͆́͢͜Ê̸̡̞̫̼̹̤͖̤̲͛̏̉̓ͪ̆ͮ͢Eͨ͒͑̃̑͑̄̌͒͏̧̨̞̬̠͎͓͎͕̱Ņ̧͚̠͈̩̞̖̥͇͖̼͇̥̺̆̈́ͥ̎̄ͯͮͅ ̶̵̢̩͙̼̥͚̳̝̝̙̬̮̲̫̱ͦ͌̏̿͋̓͊̾ͨ̓̂ͫͦͤ̎ͨ͗̚͝Ş̞͚̬͍̥͖͂̌̽̉̾̍̂̆̓͋ͥ͛ͤ̒ͯ͞Ư̵̬̯̰͉̯̤̯̟̖̜̗̜͚͇͉̬͚̠̟ͮ̈́ͫͥͨ̓̐ͧ̿͒̐̓ͦ̉̇̒͘͞N̉͒͋̿́ͬ̀̑͗̄ͣͧ̋̂̆҉̡̡̤̯̥̦̭̼̯͍̼͈̳̖̫̦̘̫̟́͡?̸̸̛̞̠̥̮͇̰̥̠͓̬͈͋̅ͥͩ͐̈́̃̔̎͋ͪ̓̔̌̀͢ͅ!̷̵̡͔̺̝̠͎̙̮̠͎̬͇̰̺̞ͨ̾ͥ͗ͪ͐ͯ̋̉͂̊̏̂̈̏̆͒̈́͠͞
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 14, 2015 9:34:40 GMT -5
bY: Okay, I'm going to play a Waste of Hope. I have awakened to the fact that this is actually my natural role. sN: Mage of Doom again... I'm just comfortable as that. Still running a Minion Master Necromancer set. glub glub sW: No, I'M the Mage! Mage of Flow, Fire Magic Elementalist. sS: Seer of Life. Always. Yay mushrooms, actually being friggn' useful in combat! cG: Heir of... hold on, should I pick Combat, Protector, Inheritor, Destroyer or Champion? I'm going with... yeah, Heir of Space. (I need a better sword, but the only thing I can make with my limited grist supply is a katana... The Tetrixcalibur is kinda useless right now. bG: Waste of Rhyme. I'm also going to take the Elementalist profession and specialize in Water Magic. TT: Dirk here playing ... oh what was it didn't Eggbert say Thief of Heart. If you want corgi you have my spare Unbreakable Katana it's a legendary weapon of the cheribum. sN: Yes, he did. Okay, sprites everyone! I'm using Jaspersprite. sW: Flamesprite. Somehow he's plush fireplace and Magma Sample... sS: Shroomboomsprite, made from a mushroom and a slingshot. TT: Arquiusprite. bG: Hmm... so many choices... Give me a good combination please. Umm... (Cirino has the DANMAKUKIND ABSTRATUS, SWORDKIND ABSTRATUS and HAMMERKIND ABSTRATUS and really needs nothing more.) (In her igloo, there is a multitude of ice sculptures, including one of a fancysanta. There is also an Ice Golem that has been blasted apart. You should find something sentient, like... that... ooh, is that what I think it is? Is that... Could it be... YES! It's a legendary Frost Guardian!) bG: Ta-daa! Frostdragonsprite! IT'S SO MAJESTIC bY: Sleuthsprite. He's the sprite I need to unlock my Full Potental. cG: Somehow, using a slain Heartless and the Nobody caught in the crossfire, I have made the Twilightsprite. cG: Okay, everyone go over your weapons now! Mine is the Tetrixcalibur sN: Easter Bunny, CROOK OF FRAILITY (Death Magic) with Destroyer Focus (Death Magic) and Tormented Staff (Death Magic) sW: ... what funny names you have for your weapons. I have the Flame Wand on me, I should get an upgrade. sS: HOEKIND ABSTRATUS: Shroomcutter! TT: An unbreakable katana. TT: whats yours bG. bG: Does the strongest fairy in all of Gensokyo need anything else than her hammer, sword and a whole fuckton of danmaku?! bY: I have the Rotwing Recurve Bow, a Zodiac Longbow, a Gohei and the Keyblade Seplurchitude. bY: Okay, since everyone's already in the Medium, let's go over worlds! I have Land of Eclipse and Contrast. sS: Land of... Land of Caverns and SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS! sW: Woah woah woah chill Mr. Mushroom! I have the Land of Heat and Springs. It's actually quite inviting, what with all the hot springs and such. sN: Land of Shadows and Sunrise. glub TT: Land of Tombs and Krypton, my native home. As such the underlings will be skeletal. cG: Reading straight from the screen here... I'm in the Frogs of Midnight and Luminaries... It's so serene here... bG: Land of Glacial Ice and Blizzards, and I'm currently pinned down by an icy dragon! bY: Please elucidate on physical characteristics of said ice dragon. Oh my god, I'm turning into my best friend's adoptive father's biological sister. bG: The closest I can come to describe this monster is as a Yellow-Eyes Grey Dragon with stubby ice wings and tail. bG: And he seems almost... attached to me, even... like it's a guardian and/or lost puppy. bY: That's Kyurem, the Boundary Pokémon. You should abscond immediately and engage it in a short STRIFE until it absconds. It might be your Denizen, I can't tell.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 15, 2015 11:08:37 GMT -5
A few hours later, after Kyurem attacked with his underlings, and the party spends the night in Cirno's Land...:
Be the Latios kid... actually, just name him Zoosme NO I said Zoos NO DAMMIT NO The Latios kid used Steel Wing! First of all, the family name ain't Pooplord! IT'S LATIAN! The Latian Kid used Luster Purge! My name is Armin Latian, fifth son of A and Latios Latian, tenth child, aged thirteen.
Aww... Such a beautiful face on that sleeping girl there... bG: That's Yukari Hakurei. My chumhandle... it was... Umm... ... ... ... lightspeedDragon (lD) lD: My sprite is the Entitesprite and we should get going now
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