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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 16, 2015 8:26:31 GMT -5
Day 1: Land of Glacial Ice and Blizzards bG: Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh cr--- huh? Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok
bG: Oh crap oh shit oh s--- oof ow oof hey stop I... Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok Bohrok: bohrok bohrok bohrok bohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrok bohrokbohrokbohrok
bG: Okay, you guys seem happ---
KTHUNK! Kyurem: no no no no NO! I SAID KEEP THE BIONICLES OUT OF THE POKéMON AREA, ARCEUSDAMMIT! FURTHERMORE SHE'S MY ARCEUSDAMMED KILL, YOU PANSY FROST BOTS! Kyurem: Screw you, I will be back to finish this... (Got a press confrence for some reason... I hate press confrences...)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 16, 2015 9:15:17 GMT -5
Day 1: Land of Caverns and SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS! sS: I nefer thought I would say this, but I'm tired of fighting all these goddamm. stinking. mushrooms. TT: I know those feels. I'm also lost, and I now know I can take over defeated Heartless... OH GOD NO HELP ME! sS: HOLD ON DIRK, I'M ENACTING AN ACTION SEQUENCE FROM FINDING NEMO! TT: WHICH ONE? sS: THE ONE WITH THE JELLYFISH sS: AS A MATTER OF FACT, LOOK OUT sS: EXACTLY like the jellyfish sS: EXACTLY. Down to the electric shocks.
Day 1: Land of Heat and Springs sN: Go for the eyes, they are not steam! sW: On it!
sW: Oh wow, I just burnt off the entire army. Let's go to that hot sprin--- Kalop'Ting: WRONG GATE. Thank you for taking out the army thou--- {Server:} The Blood Moon is rising... Kalop'Ting: I'm not even your denizen, you Necromancer! WHAP!
sN: CHUXTOEPOSE, YOU WERE NEVER MAGNIFICENT! {Land of Heat and Springs:} !!! A Lunar Eclipse is happening! Fluthulu has been spawned! Nightmare Heir: I see you have come... to challenge me for the ownership of this land... Nightmare Heir: You are, literally, sick. Fluthulu used Snot Throw! Fluthulu used Blow Nose! Fluthulu used Projectile Vomiting Attack! Fluthulu used Pandemic! It's super effective! The Nightmare Heir is badly poisoned! The Nightmare Heir looks sick! The Nightmare Heir vomits! The Nightmare Heir is hit by the flying spinning snot glouble in the left forearm, shattering the bone and tearing the muscle! x5 The Nightmare Heir is hit by the flying spinning snot droplet in the right gluteus maximus, tearing the muscle and brusing the skin! x250 The Nightmare Heir is hit by the flying spinning Fluthulu vomit in the right eye, left ear, nose, lower fifth left toe, left shoulder, and right clavicle and the severed parts go flying off in arcs! (Author's Note: How I transitioned from Finding Nemo to Terraria/Starbound to Pokemon to Dwarf Fortress I HAVE NO FRELLING CLUE.)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 16, 2015 9:40:36 GMT -5
Day 1: Land of Absence and Gravity bY: Wow, really is fun riding you like this. Hey, I can see the denizen from here! lD: Yeah, that's him. He's quite lonely. Poor guy does not know what to do after the ground utterly vanished, and my Nightmare Heir has actually floated out of the Land. I actually felt sorry for him. Yaldrof: You---you brought company?! lD: Yeah, I brought someone to help. Yaldrof: I suppose I have no choice but to accept. Yaldrof: I can sense gravitational currents and their sources. Yaldrof: The Angels are causing the upward currents protecting the Heart. bY: Mass and terminal velocity? Just over the sound barrier and 10,000 kg? Okay, Armin, fly to the Earthsea and taunt the Angels into moving.
lD: Hey bucket head! lD: Eat THIS: Luster Purge! lD: oh fuck I can't even abscond from combat I'm so fucked now has anyone gone grimdark I'm pinned by Angels oh god oh arceus have merc AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! lD: Help me I'm goi---DESTATI DESTATI FORZA TENZI LA MANO DESTATI DESTATI FORZA TENZI LA MANO DESTATI DESTATI FORZA TENZI LA MANO (Author's Note: The Song of the Angels is Destati. The Angels swarm during Solar Eclipses, and an Angelic Boss is summoned during a Archangelic Sun event. Their leader is Sephrian, the Precarious Guardian Archangel, with the leitmotif ONE WINGED ANGEL (Sephrian.) The Underworld has End of the World playing at all times unless a Solar Eclipse happens, or when an Angel attacks. Angelic players will constantly belt out the main verse of Destati, repeating over and over with the text slowly going white. They are associated with the Hallow biome of Terraria, and the majority of their forces consists of eyeballs with tentacles and/or wings. They tend to affect Hope, Light and Mist players. They oppose the Horrorterrors on all things except one: Saccharine Doppelgangers. Amazingly, both factions have managed to come to the conclusion that lacking a soul is a bad thing, and will happily call off hostilities for a day should one show up.)
(Author's Note: By the way, Cirno's got a Kraana on her face. Also, I'm shipping Yukari and Armin.)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 17, 2015 11:18:28 GMT -5
Skip some stuff on Day 2: You skip over the holes in the universe. You skip over Cirno getting torn in half. You cannot skip over her two halves conveniently landing smack-dab right on her quest bed. Heir Conditioning starts blaring in the background. bY: Oh my god Cirno are you even... no... noo... I've lost Armin to the Angels and Corgi to the Horrorterrors, I can't lose you to death! I-I can't!bY: I... I... *sob* Why... *sob* *sob*Angel: I feel for you. Just place the two pieces back next to each other.bY: How... Wh... bY: ... bY: ... bY: Take me, make me angelic. bY: I have no need for anything other than to be with Armin... I will beco... huh? bY: What... are these things?
bY: Fireflies?!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 18, 2015 16:23:18 GMT -5
You skip the night... You cut to... Actually, you ask for a recap: The Angel reveals herself to be Josephine, a Seraph of the fifth order. She and the as-yet-unnamed male human join the team. Cirno falls madly for the new man. (OOC: Yep, still shipping. This one's a lot more... physical, if you get what I'm implying that I'm implying is implied.) The new man uses the SMITH CORONA BLOTSPITTER against Kyurem, killing it. Cirno's Nightmare Heir, the Bittercold, dies. The plot advances, starting with Reimu pestering the Secret Wizard over Cirno.
Get scores: Everyone's completed their Nightmare Heir, Underworld and 7th gate. A brief scuffle with the Black King at the end ends when Armin smacks Corgi into him. Damn those thrown objects, it's ridiculous how much damage they deal. (Then again, arrows have been known to peirce both lungs, the heart, the brain, both kidneys and the left hamstring in that order when fired from the bottom of the nape of the head up.)
The Dwarf Fortress style of fighting with thrown objects and arrows brings Riku's creation style into question. I guess he really wanted to make the Eject spell (or the similar function of throwing a card out of a Deck fetch modus) even more deadly than it should be. Yukari has not learned this spell yet.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 19, 2015 7:49:03 GMT -5
Start another game... actually, get that man's name!
He's been called by so many names he can't remember his real one. You are inexplicably drawn to calling him "Looker" but he settles on Leon.
Also, off in the Furthest Ring, Gamzee is finally murdered by Weeping Angels. Now if only the same fate would happen to---
*honk* (Author's Note: Chen Honks the Horn!)
Ran Yakumo: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!! What... the Makai... just happened?!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 20, 2015 9:32:33 GMT -5
Check shipping charts: What shipping charts? Besides, Nefer007 can't be bothered to remember what those silly quadrants mean anyway. Check shipping... whatevers. Somehow, despite you being of Yellow clearance, you somehow got a hold of these Ultraviolet-clearance documents. Somehow. Armin Latian <-> Yukari Hakurei (boyfriend/girlfriend, to be married at a much later date...act 5? kids of their own in act 6?) Yukari Hakurei - Casey Bubbles von Salamancer (best friends) Cirno Crocker <<>> Leon (waifu/husbando, marry soon marry now HURRY UP AND MARRY THE TWO SO WE [well, they] CAN HAVE NEW KIDS ALREADY!!!!!!!!) Eggbert <<->> Jade (husband/wife, kids start in... act 5? idk, just not anytime soon OH COME ON WHY)
Nefer007: Eggbert, this post was not for you to scribble on.
(Yes, waifu/husbando implies decidedly physical relationship, but they have not been married yet. However, the silly decisions of Sylvari genetics seem to stipulate that unmarried Sylvari cannot reproduce, no matter how much skoodlypooping they do. Also, their body and age never progress beyond age 25, thus halting the aging process of anyone over 25. Except Purring, who seems to be aging at a rate of [gonna pull some numbers out of my butt now and treat it as canon] a second per 7226 solar sweeps. Currently she's 35.)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 21, 2015 10:52:26 GMT -5
You very quickly decide to marry Leon and Cirno before Eggbert can scribble all over the narrative prompt again. I'm serious, even Herobrine was less annoying than him when arguing over the events of the story! And Herobrine's a very stubborn bastard now that he's emperor of the universe! Well, at least he isn't foulmouthed like Xehanort and Ghetsis... Speaking of which, where IS Ghetsis Harmonia anyway? Strangely enough, Cirno keeps her dresses at Marisa's house, including, for no real reason, a wedding dress. Josephine decides it's as good a day as any to attend. The group meets up in front of the Hakurei Shrine. Cirno: So where's Remiu?Leon: No clue, she should be here somewhere.Marisa: Oh, there you are! Hurry up and marry these two!Reimu: ... ... ... ... ... ... Cirno? Is... is that... Cirno? That can't be Cirno, can it? (Author's Note: Cirno's new age/height is gonna be a running gag. Something in Sburb made her age really fast the first day, breaking normal Gensokyo Fairy genetics dictating age: as in, 10. Becoming a Sylvari fixed her from aging to oblivion, though. After all, she really is four hundred years old.) Josephine: Yes.Reimu: Well okay then. I declare you husband an---Reimu: What is t---Reimu: Never mind about marriage, we've got a problem! EVERYONE BATTLE STATIONSLeon: Oh god no, LEVEL 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: PAX PROBLISCUM! Nobody interrupts a marriage!Cirno: Looks like this is our first fight together as husband and wife, dear.(Author's Note: Gensokyo is now cut in half by Ignitionfire, but Ran evolves and makes them all flee. Expect to see Ran show up as a Waste of Flow.)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 21, 2015 11:20:24 GMT -5
Begin game!: bY has entered the Land of Gaps and Boundaries! (OOC: My original spelling was Boundraires. The site thought I meant to type Fundraisers! lol!) bG has entered the Land of Mountains and Cherry Blossoms! hR has entered the Land of Valleys and Storms! sS has entered the Land of Mossy Ruins and Abandoned Towers! sW has entered the Land of Geothermal Vents and Industrial Smog! sN has entered the Land of Corpses and Insanely Overpowered Enemies! cG has entered the Frogs of Trenches and Warfare! lD has entered the Land of Precious Metals and Spelunking! aA has entered the Land of Crystal Spires and Refracted Light! tT has entered the Land of Gears and Industry! tT has discovered the lost Age of Voltaic!Game has started on server 7. Number of players = 10. Difficulty: Extreme. Expected outcome: Unwinnable by extrauniversal invasion. An unknown voice booms at a computer-substitute in an unknown place... An enigmatic watcher is perturbed... : THIS WILL NOT BE GOOD AT ALL. : HOW CAN THESE PLAYERS BE ABLE TO WIN? ONE OF THEM'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE HOMESTUCK, ANOTHER'S TRYING TO BREED FROGS IN THE FIRST WORLD WAR (AS JOHN TELLS ME,) A THIRD IS LOCATED OUTSIDE OF THE GAME UNIVERSE ENTIRELY, AND A FOURTH IS IN A LAND OF ULTRA-POWERFUL MOBS!Nefer007: Eggbert? Was that you in the grey text?
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 23, 2015 10:38:36 GMT -5
Day 1: Land of Gaps and Boundaries bY: So it has come to this... An Eastern Bewitching Dream of a Perfect Cherry Blossom... bY: Fill me in... on the Night of the Mongolian Safari. Sleuthsprite: It all happened a long time ago... In a past settled askance of the future... Decades in the past... (minus several...) Riku: Tell me about the Night of the Mongolian Safari. Cassiopeia: It happened before time got a name: an accident. Captain Pooh and Stickmaster Jay came into my inn with the Orb of Saltwater, the Tablet of Toa, and the Star of Tropical Radiance, the last of which Purring derives her power from. Cassiopeia: They said they were fleeing the Mongolians. They said they were out of time. Cassiopeia: They hid the Star of Tropical Radiance. Only you can find it.
Day 1: Frogs of Tre--- *insert Wilhelm Scream here*Day 2: Land of Gaps and Boundaries Second stage of Touhou Youyoumu ~ Perfect Cherry Blossom
Day 2: Frogs of Trenches and Warfare And that is how the Allies won WWI. They won because an anthropomorphic corgi with a bitchin' katana warped some tanks in. Ironically, this means that Sburb accidentally recreated the world... but in his Earth, Abraham Lincoln was killed while sleeping by his vice-president, instead of by General Lee. Dr. ████: …In this reality, Booth assassinated Lincoln. Nefer007: ... excuSE ME?! Nefer007: Okay... Day 2: Land of Geothermal Vents and Industrial Smog Denizen: THIS IS STUPID. First off, I'm supposed to be an annoying orange snake, and second off: HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO CPR WHEN I HAVE NO ARMS?! Whatever... Day 2: Land of Corpses and Insanely Overpowered Enemies : IS THAT... : NO IT CANNOT BE : THAT'S THE BLACK KING WE FOUGHT : THAT SALAMANDER DOES NOT STAND A CHANCE : OH WAIT WHAT SHE CAN RAISE THE DEAD : BUT SHE'S NOT A GOD TIER LIFE PLAYER : NO, WAIT, THEY ARE CORPSES : IS THAT... : ARADIA...? : ...
Day 2: Age of Voltaic tT: Huh, empty again. I'm lonely, but it seems that all my gates are completed already.Day 2: Land of Mountains and Cherry Blossoms bG: Piece of cake! Those underlings can't even touch us! : ARRRRRRRRRRR-TICK-UU-NO!!! hR: Oh crap why are all your Denizens Ice-type Legendary Pokémon?!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 24, 2015 9:43:09 GMT -5
Day 7: Land of Gaps and Boundaries BGM: "A Maiden's Illusionary Funeral ~ Necro-Fantasy"
Touhou Youyoumu ~ Perfect Cherry Blossom: Extra Stage bY: So it has come to this.bY: OUR FATE IS DECIDED TODAY! Hax Sign: "Wasted Hope"D.Ran: OH AEWFJRIOAFJAfawejhfklaeufaEFAEfsefhak;o2384982klsfASE$$@5434tirfujroi23$@#% ?#$>%$?><q Meanwhile, on the war server... BGMRan: YOU ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL I CARE! Bounded Field: "Boundary of Life and Death" Pyrocumulus: "Kickstart" Fiery Dance: "Desolation Sun" Grimbark Sun: "Complete Destruction" Chuxtoepose: I surrender! Sephrian: Same Sephrian: She needs to die.Jack Noir: that's MY RING FINGER! COMBAT OPERANDI: TRUSTY KNIVES! Ran: Oh, would this horrible disaster come to an end / and I be reunited with my shikigami Chen...
Ran Yakumo (pyroKitsune) has been struck down. Day 8: Land of Gaps and Boundaries BGM: "Necrofantasia"
Touhou Youyoumu ~ Perfect Cherry Blossom: Phantasm Stage bY: Yukari. We meet again. Generations will clash. Denizens will die. Nightmare Heirs will fall. Phantasmagoria will be lifted. And Reimu will never be able to scoff at me ever again.bY: (to the fairies in the way) Everybody outta the goddamm way. I got a fist full of Keyblade, a gohei full of danmaku, and a head full of hope.bY: Yes, this means you, Yukari. Bad girl.N.Yukari: *I* am NOT Aya! Now you just did it!N.Yukari: Hax Sign: "Nightmare Express" I like trains. *graze*bY: Bounded Field: "Boundary of Life and Death"N.Yukari: Bounded Field: "Boundary of Life and Death" Icicle Sign: "Icicle Fall" Magicannon: "Final Spark" Shikigami: "Ran Yakumo" Shikigami: "Chen" Immortal Pharoh: "Radiant Malestorm" Turtle Sign: "Bubble Hurricane" Bush Sign: "Razor Leaf Storm" Omega Sign: "Wyrmrend"bY: Eat THIS! Pyrocumulus: "Sepulchritude" Giraffe Sign: "Hurdles"N.Yukari: What the heck kind of spellcard has that name?! Cosmic Sign: "Doomsday" Secret Barrage: "And Then Will There Be None?" Sumizome Perfect Blossom: "Getting Lost" Curse of the Heavens: "Apollo 13"bY: LAST WORD: Boundary: "Duplex Danmaku Field"N.Yukari: LAST WORD: Yukari's Arcanum: "Danmaku Bounded Field"bY: LAST WORD: God Cat: "Perfect Oblivion"N.Yukari: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---Yukari Hakurei strikes the Nightmare Heir in the chest with Sepulchritude and the severed part goes flying off in an arc!bY: Man that was a lot of danmaku. That was not fu---N.Yukari: DYING WORD: Nightmare Arcanum: "Danmaku Amanojaku ~ Impossible Spell Card" DIE, CHILD OF EVIL! I RULE THIS WORLD! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!bY: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *pichuun*The flying danmaku strikes Yukari Hakurei in the heart and the severed part goes flying off in an arc!Day 93: Land of Gaps and Boundaries bY: uhhg...bY: where... where am I?...bY: how... how long has it been...?bY: Did I... die? Why... am I still... am I now a ghost? Undead?bY: What... How long have I been on this bed?aA: 85 days.aA: You landed on your Quest Bed when you died. However, Yukari came back each day to make sure you stayed dead.aA: Armin even tried to save you, but was shoved aside by Yukari.aA: You are now God Tier.bY: It's murder time then.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 26, 2015 7:20:56 GMT -5
End of Act 1: Chen is now a servant of the Ignitions, and furthermore has actually prototyped herself with the ring. Act 2 Intermission 1: Create.swf AdventuresAct 2: Tyrian Intrigue ~ Draconian Awakening, Mechanical Flight A trillion years in the present... (yet itself not today...)......A trillion years beforehand...The last golem manufactured by the Asura was decommissioned and sent off-world, never to be seen again.The present day reveals this golem...Time: 9:44Time: 9:45Time: To Wake Up>Sit down.<ERROR>Bend knees.<ERROR>Lower body to ground.<ACTION COMPLETE>>Input name.>Golem<NO>K-9<*EASTER EGG* (in K-9's voice) "Negative, master."Cool!>N.O.X.<CLOSER>M.O.X.<CORRECTCheck skills and inventory:<I AM A LEVEL TWENTY PRIMARY DERVISH ASURAN GOLEM EQUIPPED WITH A BLUE-RARITY PERFECT CLOCKWORK SCYTHE OF FORTITUDE WITH DAMAGE +10% (ENCHANTED) AND HEALTH +20, AND ARMOR RATING 70 DERVISH ARMOR. MY GOLEM BODY GIVES ME HEALTH +25. MY GOLEM ARMS GIVE ME ENERGY +5. MY GOLEM LEGS AND GOLEM STOMPERS EACH GIVE ME ENERGY REGENERATION +1. MY GOLEM HEAD HAS A +1 ATTRIBUTE BONUS (STACKING) LIKE EVERY OTHER HEAD.I CURRENTLY POSSESS NOTHING MORE THAN MY ARMOR AND MY WEAPON.MY SKILLS ARE MYSTIC SWEEP, VICTORIOUS SWEEP, CHILLING VICTORY, HEART OF HOLY FLAME, FAITHFUL INTERVENTION, AND RESURRECTION SIGNET. I HAVE TWENTY-FOUR ATTRIBUTE RANKS ALLOCATED, TWELVE OF WHICH ARE IN SCYTHE MASTERY, TWELVE OF WHICH ARE IN MYSTICISM. I HAVE TWO HUNDRED ATTRIBUTE POINTS TOTAL AND HAVE ATTRIBUTED ONE HUNDRED NINETY-FOUR OF THEM. I POSSESS THE INVENTORY MODUS AND THE SCYTHEKIND SPECIBUS.Go in the sea (x40):<I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE SEA.<OKAY, FINEM.O.X. is now labeled as Fish Food.Walk under the sea:<CORRECT METHOD OF TRANSPORT FOUND. GOLEMS ARE WATERPROOF.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 27, 2015 12:02:23 GMT -5
Take a day's recap: Ran, Armin, Dirk, Leon (using Lance's glider,) Cirno meet Yukari on the Land of Depth and Oceans on board a Hyoltl ship after Zu Hanuku bit her leg off and M.O.X (modified for swimming by a Quaggan engineer that used to work for the Asura) showed up to rescue her. A Krait is piloting the ship. Corgi completed his frog already. John, Jade, Jack and Riku (well, everyone, really) starts trolling Mr. Decidedly-Anybody-Other-Than-Karkat Karkat Vantas after he hacked into a Pesterchum call and tried to wake up Yukari. M.O.X. starts physically punching out Ignitions. With his bare fists. With no harmful effects. Because, y'know, scythe.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2015 11:03:39 GMT -5
Begin a new game with everyone!:
tT has entered the Land of Shadows and Snow! sN has entered the Land of Catacombs and Nightmares! sS has entered the Land of Caves and Mushrooms! sW has entered the Land of Winter and Mountains! kH has entered the Land of Ash and Wood! cG has entered the Frogs of Lava and Obsidian! dW has entered the Land of Steel and Danger! bY has entered the Land of Storms and Spirits! lD has entered the Land of Currents and Waterfalls! bG has entered the Land of Peaks and Outcrops! hR has entered the Land of Overcast Skies and Rainy Days! pK has entered the Land of Grasslands and Forests! mY has entered the Land of Mushrooms and Swamps! mC has entered the Land of Warfare and Tactics! bC has entered the Land of Fortresses and Monstrosities! mB has entered the Land of Protodermis and Masks! mB has rescued a lost world! sG has entered the Land of Large Magellanic Clouds and Nebulæ! aA has entered the Land of Clouds and Chess! eI has entered the Land of Gemstones and Constructs! mP has entered the Frogs of Magic and Rain! aG has entered the Land of Heat and Clockwork! aG has rescued a lost world!
Game started on server 1. Players: 22. Difficulty: Epic.
lN: Hmm... I think there is a problem... lN: RIKU! JOHN! MY FIRST GUARDIAN SENSES ARE GOING OFF! lN: Something's not right... We have two holes... lN: I'm contacting Chuxtoepose. I'll see you all later.
A day later... the session is finished.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 6, 2015 12:24:26 GMT -5
Fill the readers in on what happened:
Larxene asks a stupid question...
Larxene: Is it at all possible for a Nobody to get pregnant? Riku: NO LARKENE STOP ASKING. DON'T BE A TWELVE-BALL. Larxene: What about in the Medium? Riku: Did you just ask a decent, non-annoying question for once? Larxene: Could anything get pregnant in the Medium in the first place? Cirno: Ran: I KNEW IT YOU WERE H----Illusion World「ZA WARUDO」 Riku: Larxene: Cirno: Karkat: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? Larxene: Don't tell anyone, but I am now very scared of any romance.
Alice: So here I a---WAIT WUT CIRNO MARRIED SOMEON DA FU--? ALICE: WHI TH MAKAI AM I NOT INFORMED OF ALL TH FRICK THAT'S GOIN ON ANYMOR? Alice: Aya, shut the Makai up. And yes, Shanghai is here. Shanghai Margatroid. My "daughter" of sort----DAMMIT WAAN WAS THAT OH GOD THAT'S NEWSWORTHY WHI WASN'T IT EN TH NEWS GOD SHEESH HOW WHI WAAN WUT AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEOIFSIJAEKLJMFMVMIOER834URI34['P'O3P/.P3]24ZR;]324\4XRP[PX/D32[PD;'X3/WED32.P.]/0L Alice: AYA SHUT THE ---- UP DAMMIT! I'M TRYING TO USE THIS NEW-FANGLED KIRIN TEXT-TO-SPEECH PARSER!
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