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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 4, 2015 6:45:19 GMT -5
Mare: Wake up ==> Mare: *yawn*BGM: Sky FishMare: Okay, fine. What is it you want me to do, exactly? Mare: Fly a spaceship? Hon, you've never seen a better pilot.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 8, 2015 7:22:39 GMT -5
Yakumo: Open gap back to Gensokyo ==> You actually manage to do that! A big fighting tourney is held. Among the people in the semifinal round are you, Roxas, and Youmu, who just beat Ganondorf, who showed up for some reason. You get... soundly beaten by Roxas, who tricked you with a Keyblade. Recovering from your beating, you see Youmu lock swords with Roxas' Keyblades, seemingly getting them stuck in them. They struggle to separate the weapons, with Youmu eventually overpowering Roxas and unwedging her katanas first. Roxas... drops his blades in fright. As he falls to the ground, you can clearly see the gashes left by the youkai-forged blades. Seems like this one goes to the half-ghost gardener... Several days pass...Roxas: ...uuurgg...Roxas: ...huh...wha...wher...where am I? Didn...errrgg...oww...sfx: *clang* *clang* *plink* *tink* *clink* ... *disgruntled emotions* : Arrg... That's failure number 56. That's fifty-six ways not to make a Keyblade. Well, we try again. Roxas: ...what's that... who's there?: It's me, Youmu Konpaku. The half-ghost you lost to, remember? Youmu: I took you home when you fell. I thought I'd accidentally killed you, so I tried to forge new blades in hope that'd bring you back. Roxas: Well that's awful sweet of you... you really didn't have to try to make these...Aya: Aha! Fresh news story: Half-ghost forges new blades for battler - is called baka for effort...s... *blink blink* sfx: *inhale* Roxas: What the---Youmu: Yuyuko! What did I tell you about eating the birds on the roof! Roxas: Yeah, don't be a kirby!Youmu: It's DEATH BY YUYUKO! Roxas: Become matespirit ==> Done.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 13, 2015 8:31:29 GMT -5
Roxas and Youmu: Marry ==>
Roxas and Youmu get married at the Moriya Shrine. Suwako is noticeably absent from the festivities... something about an alternate timeline in which her recent SBURB download caused Gensokyo to be drowned by melted comets... I hope she's okay.
Purring: kick ass ==> Done. One nasty cultist is destroyed. Meanwhile, Karkat and Yukari prepare for an invasion. Mare and Anna team up to try to find the missing players. Iji has managed to ditch Jenny.
Youmu: Get that ghost a cow! ==> Done.
Meling: Kick shiny metal ass ==> Thanks to Meling's mighty fists, the Cyodrake's Gaze is safe for a day.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 13, 2015 11:10:12 GMT -5
horrorTerror: Abuse Vatican City flags, iconography of saints with giant keys, condensed spirits of both the alcoholic and nonalcoholic kinds, and weapons in 'alchmy thang' to create keyblades. ==>
No. Why would you do that? That can be done later.
horrorTerror: Muse upon deity polylocation instead. ==>
You wonder why Suwako cannot just be in two places at once like she always does. Then promptly resolve to abuse that in another thread with your other bodies.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 14, 2015 11:45:34 GMT -5
Your mind goes numb...Purring: Be hella awesome ==> A Solar Lord falls after a long, hard-fought battle between a goddess and celestial forces of superheated meteoric rocks. Iji: Go portal hopping ==> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA That was not the right portal.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 14, 2015 20:37:54 GMT -5
Lillian: Abuse shenanigans ==>
You promptly steal some of those extra nopes and alchemize Nope && Elvish Army to create the great Ignore Cannons to stealthily explode things.
You are not sure where you are going with this, then promptly captchalogue and alchemize the thought bubble with your good old 'alchmy thang' device, because conventional alchemiters are so fussy.
Doubt && 'alchmy thang' results in.... 'doubtsplosn'. A sarcastic explosion of jpeg artifacts and self-doubt, contained weakly in a geode of shimmering jpeg artifacts just waiting to be punctured. That seems completely useless but might buy you time later with all those existential crises you have mused over for epochs and repeatedly been found wanting.
You then say screw that and alchemize Screw That Word Bubble || Existential Crisis, creating the...This Is Stupid Word Bubble. This is stupid.
You decide to alchemy later, when you can think straight. You buy a reality chainsaw and pop over to horrorTerror's place in person, patching up the rainbow hole behind you with a few hastily-bought nedbens, then discarded into the aether. You wonder when showdowns will...show up. Yeah.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 15, 2015 16:51:22 GMT -5
You are overwhelmed with pain...
Purring: Beat the tar outta something ==>
After a long battle with alien queens and nephrite soldiers, another tower is dead.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 15, 2015 17:07:24 GMT -5
Demimonde Goddess: Consult Dread Lord Cthulhu's sleep ratios. ==>
You derp over to the Panoramic Imaginarium of some session's Prospit, and use a magic mirror to display Alice Margatroid to the mirror that displays sleep ratio.
It is agitating wildly in multiple directions. There will be a prompt awakening once the lunar events are clear. The same is occurring for the Infected Leader and the Omega Minion. Soon, the luminite husk will appear.
You derp back to the imaginary? universe and prepare the armies for being thrown pointlessly as cannon fodder.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 16, 2015 9:07:16 GMT -5
Otherworldly voices linger around you...Purring: Destroy a tower ==> After a long battle, you finally tear through the cyan beings of stardust and their summoned minions. Aya: Finally snap ==> Yukari: Stop her ==> Nefer Nightbug (that's me!) Read fanfiction, demand someone fund Touhou Blitzball ==> Wriggle: Decide you have had enough, and make plans ==>
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 16, 2015 10:54:05 GMT -5
horrorTerror: Wonder if Laelette was behind the Returning Aelita. ==>
You ponder the idea and adjustments to plot charts. Then you ready the shenanigans engine for much shenanigans, and drop into low orbit around the Green Sun, skillfully dodging the various flares of First Guardians requesting energy.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 17, 2015 8:41:48 GMT -5
Impending doom approaches...
The background music, normally Lotus Land Story suddenly just... cuts out.
Purring: You killed three pillars. Kill the fourth! ==>
After countless Terrarian daycycles, equaling exactly 24 minutes relative to Hoth, the Mesmer-pink nebulae eyeballs and Metroid headcrabs stop spawning. The fourth tower is defeated, but at what cost...?
Anna, Mare: Get Youmu and Roxas (and Flan,) we're gonna find those missing peoples! ==> Wriggle: Get people to hang bottled fireflies over their bed in scheme to reunite family ==>
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 17, 2015 8:53:44 GMT -5
avertedCrisis: Priere de la Doctress, and hope Jenna's willing. ==>
Hanging a firefly-feeder-thing over the unused Bed Object, you utter to derivatives of sanctus-beyyat your various hopes and dreams.
Background: Darken. Screen: Shake. ==>
Impending doom approaches. You do as you always have done in preparation for the years of darkness and horror.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 18, 2015 12:04:59 GMT -5
BGM: Download Here!End of Disk 1 Book 1 Act 5 Act 2: IGNITE CASCADE.
NoLegs: Ignition-nekomimi of the , you die TODAY!Chen: My lord and Husband X'alujan commands you to DIE! Riku: We're gonna get immolated down to our quarks...: CEASE YOUR AFFRONT TO HEROES OR FEEL MY GLITCHES! Iji: As for you, shirtless seeker of darkness... *BLAM* Chen: Veni, vidi viridis, solem tuum oriri; veni, vidi viridis, solem tuum oriri
GREEN MILES! Karkat: SOMEONE'S COMING. YUKARIN, I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB.JASPROSESPRITE^2: Meow meow motherfuckers. : Shikigami of viridi thermonuclear fusion, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU BASTARD! Angelic Ultimatium「Banishment by the Supreme Void」 Josephine: Wh... wha... was it you I heard as a whisper on the wind in the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain? : Yes. Josephine, I am your mother.Ultimecia Irulan.
Ultimecia: A long, long time ago, before the Mahiri Wars... I was once happily married to Sephrian, who at the time was a mere Archsephrioth. However, things quickly took a turn for the worse: the High Court had become corrupt. Ultima, the High Seraph, was the first to speak out. She was swiftly excommunicated, followed by Armok, the God of Blood. The Noble Circle of Horrorterrors got wind of the incident. It took the combined forces of Yiazmat, the Ringwyrm; Khidr, the Gatekeeper; and Sephrian to stop the got they sent after us. At the time of the attack, I was heavy with child. Khidr's eye, the only part made immortal by the legendary Fountain of Youth, sacrificed his body to give Sephrian an eldritch power, transforming him into the Precarious Guardian Archangel. For this, the High Court wanted to execute his family, but they held back because he was the one to save them all. I was merely excommunicated from the Order. Sadly, separate charges were filed against me only two days after you were born, and I was forced to leave you in the care of the heretic god Xy'larklan, knowing that you would find your way into the military. In the end, I exiled myself from paradox space to the Eridanus-Supervoid. Now, I must save you from the Green Sun. Every remnant of this fractured session must be spirited away.
A fracture in reality itself, seemingly emanating from her eyes, swallows Neopia and the Cyodrake's Gaze.
A man watches from his computer, temporarily safe from the rage of a Forerunner god. : I can only hope... that these people are the saviors of the fragmented reality. Armin Latian: Look, Yukari, a new star is being born.His love interest gasps at the spectacle.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 18, 2015 20:28:46 GMT -5
Narrative: Intermezzo. ==>
You...do that?
The horrorterror watches, mouth agape, as miles run green, a void banishment is committed, and a mother is reunited with her child.
The goddess watches, serene and lazily smiling, as reality fractures, pieces are spirited away, and someone else watches.
The AI watches, not making a facial expression for lack of a physical face to apply it to, as a new star is born, and all observe.
The goddess smirks, and in a flash of rainbows the dwelling spire they were watching from drops to the Strata, for some of the cracks on reality were just on the surface.
...what now?
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 20, 2015 7:17:47 GMT -5
Wriggle's plan works, and Nefer finds himself in Gensokyo... Mare's team encounters the main party... Book 2: Supervoid - Play Crystal Story 2 to recount D's adventures. Book 3: Estavius - Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 on Steam to recount Anna's adventures.
Current hiatus: about a week.
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