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Post by Nefer on Aug 27, 2015 7:48:10 GMT -5
((Somehow, I can't log on to my account on any computer that I don't actually own, i.e. my own, no matter how many password resets are done. So I'm posting as a guest.))
And then Seija Kijin met Science and they fought it out. Seija loses and finally learns to behave. And then Murtaugh literally tears a hole in reality itself... and rescues Demo. (At the expense of his own energy.)
Some time later...
Science: SEIJA. YOU SUCK. AT MAKING THE. BED. Seija: Yeah, and you suck at taking care of your daughter. Science: ACTUALLY SHE'S. MY SISTER.
Demo: ... where am I? Science: YOU'RE. AT YOUR NEW. HOME. THE SUBMACHINE. WE MOVED. HERE TWO DAYS. AGO. Demo: ... who am I? Science: YOU. ARE DEMO. DEMO ROSECLAIR. LEGALLY ORDAINED. CATHOLIC MINISTER. AND UNIVERSE-RENOWNED. ADVENTURER. Demo Roseclair (marioReplacement [mP]): Uhh... umm... okay. I'll... just go get some food. Seija: *snrrk* *snort* *snrrk* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god she actually bought that one?!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 27, 2015 15:25:48 GMT -5
(Cut to Murtaugh lying shirtless on his bed, head propped against pillows scrunched into a shape not unlike a banana peel, buried under some blankets just haphazardly thrown willy-nilly) Seija: Resist urge to fall in love with this 'ordinary human' \\>
Umm...
Nefer: HEROBRINE! Fetch me a twenty-sider and the big long screen. SFX: rolled bones Nefer: Aaaand that's a natural one! Congratulations, Seija, you are now in love with Murtaugh!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 29, 2015 12:53:36 GMT -5
Nefer: Get shoved around by company -> NO. You will not take such requests from those derpfaced former antagonists! Instead you will make sure that Xehanort of the purple prose and Ghetis of the satin smut are going to be slapped around by your awesome mad Chairbending skillz broskis!
(Yes, this implies that two entirely different and unrelated fictional characters are trying to force me to write smut of another two entirely different and unrelated fictional characters, one of which is pretty much a foil to everyone in the series that she hails from and is very nearly unshippible.)
But alas, the characterization train hath no brakes. Seija cannot escape her fate in the matter.
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 29, 2015 22:19:42 GMT -5
Liebschen: Object heartily! ==>
No. You're ok with this. Besides, as a spirit of destruction and error interfering with the love of the obsessed and shticky is not your purview. That's like...I don't know, go call an angel or something!
Loveless Sister: Interfere!!! ==>
Hell no! You want to see this almost as much as Elizabeth Cheswick does!
LS: INTERFERE I SO COMMAND IT ==>
Nope!
Sagume Kishin: Say something to avert the situation! ==>
No. You will not speak a word for-and-thus-against this relationship at the moment, and not just because you are currently eating a delicious sandwich made of purified/purifying faith. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get amanojaku to mate because they're so contrary? This must occur! For...uh...science! Yes, for advancement of lunar intelligence! That is totally why and not because of this delicious sandwich of pure faith.
Einstein: Have a snack. ==>
You have a well-deserved snack on a First Layer accessible section of the Winter Palace. How nice. Do you sense anything about you?
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 1, 2015 15:22:58 GMT -5
Eienstein: get ambushed :3 Gronti---
[censored][redacted][data expunged]
Real Nefer: Describe self => At school, I'm basically a Wriggle in Miko's earmuffs with the dourness of Parsee an--- Mr. Herobrine. Must I ask why the HELL there is a SWEARING PANTHER being eaten by a PENGUIN in my bedroom?!
Shenanigans: HAPEN ====> Nefer: Ghetis! Fetch me the d23,547 and my hat of d02! We're gonna do some stuff!
Stuff happens, including the snogging of one kappa, a derped session warping the Eradinus-Supervoid bringing in some new players, and somewhere, somehow, a Hylotl zealot farts, causing the untimely birth of thirty butterflies on Pop Star.
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Post by Nefer on Sept 8, 2015 13:35:38 GMT -5
Reimu: Try, and fail, to make new ships ->
... huh?
Okay, look. You are shipping Marisa with Alice (and Marisa's the tsundere;) you know that Armin/Yukari, Leon/Cirno, Roxas/Youmu, John/Jade and Mare/Deuce are completely canon; you have written bad fanfiction before about Dirk/Crowbar, Hina/Aya, Dedede/Okuu, Sora/Kairi, and a threesome between two chairs and a stuffed elephant. Other than those, you can't really come up with anything, romantic or not. Not even Unzan/the Route 15 Fisherman with all the Magikarp.
No. Especially not that one. NEVER that one.
Real Nefer: Go over amanojaku biology => Well, first off, they all have the ability Contrary. Second, they are absurdly sensitive in all the wrong places (chest, torso, back, hips) and are seemingly literally turned on by being touched there (although males are highly sight-based, the females are completely touch-sensitive.) Of course, this means that they are very nearly both completely broken and completely stoned if they actually do mate. As a matter of fact, the simple act of mating can induce heart attacks in the males from sheer neuron overstimulation! Oh, and they share the [human] template, meaniing that amanojaku/human children would be... shaped very much like a half-elf, because, y'know, they're contrary. (They're also bound by common sense: thus, due to their contrary nature, common sense dictates that they are contrary to common sense and the lack thereof.)
Derm: Let's have some Fun => kittenHero: !!xx cat pancreas xx!! derpFester: pbbbfbfbfffbfffttft pbbfbfffbffffftftfbft (Ahahahahaha laughing my arsenal off here!)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 9, 2015 19:35:40 GMT -5
Reimu: Try, and fail, to make new ships -> ... huh? Okay, look. You are shipping Marisa with Alice (and Marisa's the tsundere;) you know that Armin/Yukari, Leon/Cirno, Roxas/Youmu, John/Jade and Mare/Deuce are completely canon; you have written bad fanfiction before about Dirk/Crowbar, Hina/Aya, Dedede/Okuu, Sora/Kairi, and a threesome between two chairs and a stuffed elephant. Other than those, you can't really come up with anything, romantic or not. Not even Unzan/the Route 15 Fisherman with all the Magikarp. No. Especially not that one. NEVER that one. Real Nefer: Go over amanojaku biology => Well, first off, they all have the ability Contrary. Second, they are absurdly sensitive in all the wrong places (chest, torso, back, hips) and are seemingly literally turned on by being touched there (although males are highly sight-based, the females are completely touch-sensitive.) Of course, this means that they are very nearly both completely broken and completely stoned if they actually do mate. As a matter of fact, the simple act of mating can induce heart attacks in the males from sheer neuron overstimulation! Oh, and they share the [human] template, meaniing* that amanojaku/human children would be... shaped very much like a half-elf, because, y'know, they're contrary. (They're also bound by common sense: thus, due to their contrary nature, common sense dictates that they are contrary to common sense and the lack thereof.) Derm: Let's have some Fun => kittenHero: !!xx cat pancreas xx!! derpFester: pbbbfbfbfffbfffttft pbbfbfffbffffftftfbft (Ahahahahaha laughing my arsenal off here!) *FUCK! I meant to say 'meaning'
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Post by Nefer on Sept 10, 2015 9:40:33 GMT -5
Main Party: Play SBURB like normal people would ==>
Everybody splits up into smaller groups and takes out all the Black Kings. Plural. (The derpFester prototyped a Zergling and a fractal pattern. This spawned multiple Black Kings.)
Real Nefer: Launch vitriolic rant that pierces the heavens ->
Nefer: I. Am. Nefer. The Roiling Darkness. The conniving sonofabitch. Nefer: I. Am. The Parsee. Of wrath unfettered. Of all-encompassing vengeance. Of spectral agony. Of distilled misery. Nefer: I. Am. Jenna's. Own. Personal. Anti-sonofabitch. Machine. Nefer: And I. Hath. FURY! Nefer: I am going to shove COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS up the asses of EACH AND EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD and have a THERMONUCLEAR FIELD DAY BLOWING THE STICKS OUTTA THEIR ASSES. Nefer: Those who wrong me. Are getting my special MURDERIZATION treatment. Nefer: And then I'll grind the corpses into HOT DOGS. Nefer: AND THEY WILL BUY MY HUMAN DOGS LOL.
Real Fake Nefer: Panic! ->
Nefer: OH SHIT Nefer: HEROBRINE YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE Nefer: YOU DERPFACED COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR SCUMBAG BARFHAT FARKHEAD DOOPY DOOP-DOOP-DOOP... thing. *makes weird-ass gesture with hands* Nefer: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE STICK FIGURES OUT FOR MORE THAN TEN MINUTES! NOW WE CAN'T HAVE BREAKFAST!
Nefer Nightbug: Sleep with your kappa waifu ->
You hold Nitori's warm body close to you on this cold night. It is so cold, you don't even consider skoodlypooping for an instant. Instead, you just cuddle her intensely. (Oh my gosh she is sooooooo soft and warm and the heat is like a liquid... oooh yeah, just make me stay not cold... ahh, the warmth is just so relaxing, I can't even feel the cold anymore...) (fuck you Xenahort) (there will be no love-making tonight)
Ignitions: Attempt to assault the Cavern of Remembrance. Again. ['\>
The balefire beasts powered by the Green Sun again get murderized. Do they never learn? Being riddled full of holes by arrows shot from a shield is not the best way to end your existence.
Zebraspace: Leak into the Submachine |z|>
The tear in the Submachine starts to give, allowing Zebraspace to start to seep in. The Zebras, ancient horrors from beyond time and space, start to enter the Fifth Layer. Soon, the Layer of Water and Pantheons will be swarmed by the indescribable terrors in Phanto masks.
Demo, Science: Go on an Adventure! (o)>
Demo and Science decide to go exploring for the day. Demo, in particular, is hunting cacti. Science, of course, is babbling to himself.
Riko Toone: Start dating avertedCrisis ~>
Riko Toone decides that she should have a picnic with avertedCrisis.
Aya: Begin to fuck with the 2016 American Presidental Election /\\/>
Aya starts to dig up dirt on EVERYONE. Even the bugs and fish and cats. She knows all the secrets. ALL OF THEM.
Derm: Let's have some Fun =>
kittenHero: !!xx stray cat pancreas xx!! (lit. 'not much left of flaming stray cat pancreas') derpFester: pbbbfbfbfffbfffttft pbbfbfffbffffftftfbft (Ahahahahaha laughing my arsenal off here!)
Einstein: Live :3
In the summer of 2015, the forgotten beast Grontimügarr attacked the first guardian Einstein. Although defeated, the latter escaped unscathed.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 13, 2015 9:15:44 GMT -5
The main party: Play UNDERLING BALL!
The main party has a wonderful time slapping around an underling made of slade.
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Post by Nefer on Sept 14, 2015 9:32:55 GMT -5
Stuff: HAPEN
Demo and Science are spotted by Grontimügarr, the Feeder of Pain. The Forerunner God starts to approach them, but he is suddenly blindsided by...
Obsolete Truck 「Trip Down the Abandoned Autobahn」 HONK HONK WARGENFLARGEN! RGAREGAW#A$ENA%ERA$Aa4kvtioa4,b4q506!
tl;dr Lillian rammed the forgotten beast with her truck and the Submachine team fled...
The main party is up to their usual shenanigans. For instance: nM is trying to call Yukari Yakumo, her mother, on her cellphone. tM is busy stabbing pK, much to the amusement of lD, bG, and lK. dP and tT aren't impressed, though. vN is busy kicking ass with mP, as per usual. mC, hG, and nR are trying to hunt the larger beasts in the Eridanus-Supervoid. (mC, in particular, has taken to calling these things 'infected geode-turtles with guns.') nI and lB are attempting to contact the Organization, telling them that they are okay. kH is... obsessively making modifications to the Valkyrie Tank. He's currently installing his Kitten Fort Limit Break into it. gR is playing Bullet Heaven 2 on KupoGames. Go on, try it out! fP, like she always does, is training. bY is busy chillin' with kO, bC, gN, dW, and mK. gK and aG are in a heated game of chess. They've been at it for the past three hours and the only piece taken was a white bishop. gK claims it's the best game of chess he's had in quite some time.
The side party is also doing the normal things they do: Wriggle Nightbug has knocked Yuuka, the Horticultural Blackness, down a few pegs. Yuuka is now naked, bound in earth spider silk, and hanging from a tree in the middle of the human village. Yukari Yakumo, in addition to becoming a phone operator, has also brought in another gappy. (Gensokyo's had enough: so long as the gappy isn't in the human village, any youkai can kill them at any time.) Nue, the Chimeric Dark, is still recovering from her injuries related to the Non-Directional Phantom Hammer. She's coping.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 18, 2015 9:24:49 GMT -5
Nefer, Nitori: Make plans to get married. Finally.
vN: Smack underlings in the face with a book ==> You begin to smack the ignited underlings in the face with the original copy of Agatha Christie's magnum opus, And Then There Were None. It's signed and annotated by the author, too! Like always, the underlings explode violently.
lC: Come out unharmed by the Feeder of Pain, despite having driven a truck through it >>> You are currently too insane to take commands! Wait, what's that? [Be The Other Guy]? You are now Lillian (lillyCorrupter), a Mist of Rain. Your {Aspect} of {Aspect} was caused by a glitch, a wonderful glitch. You are still too insane to take commands!
hT: Retort %$&> [==>]@entity_player[lillyCorrupter]: GO LEFT YOU IDIOT; [/nsbp;] >lillyCorrupter, Entity cancels Listen: Too insane
kH: Finish tricking out your tank ==> You finally finish installing your {Kitten Fort} mod to your tank. You have also learned {Nuke} and {Thermonuclear Catsplosion} as Limit Breaks. You are 100% sure that all the couples on deck are in the sack. One of the nice perks of being a Kitten is your hearing! Well, all the couples sans Yukari and Armin. Those two, to your knowledge, are chaste as monks.
sG: Restock. nR: Go kill stuff.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 22, 2015 8:27:55 GMT -5
((ohj* mey* agoshg* i am soo durnk* on nycquil and dayuqil toiasdy*)) (oh my goseh** i am so drunk on nnyqil and tdayquilk** toaday) (**gosh, **dayquil) ((hepl me needy-benns* can iii ca,l you ythat?)) ((neddy-bens))
mP: Murtaugh, whatssss goinbsd on here? Muertasyuf: Demno, theser's atnotherf anononponon,mly int he karmaaaa poujtals Ig ghreate. ((drrrrkumn* and./or stonesd)) (duhnkj**) (dunbkj***) (FUNCK****) (FUCK)
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Post by horrorTerror on Sept 22, 2015 20:30:12 GMT -5
lC: Feel sorry for commander in your insanity. ==>
Which one?
lC: Feel sorry for commander who is actually a decent person. ==>
Nefer it is then. You feel sorry for Nefer and his drunkquilness, and are faintly aware of Nedben's inability to help.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 23, 2015 7:56:39 GMT -5
hehehehe. Yukari: Accelerate
NOTMS 5 DISK 4 BOOK END ACT FINAL
ACHIEVEMENT GET! Cessation of Existence (Let the Ignitions destroy the Diadem, thereby destroying all the multiverses. ALL OF THEM.) TOTAL PARTY KILL
All: GOD DAMMIT, YUKARI! Reimu: fuck you gap hag.Oh dear, Yukari has gotten her hands on the Timetables and just tried to skip ahead. Too bad the party's too low a level to even stand a chance. Yukari Yakumo, Entity has been banned from server.There we go, all better... wait... oh shit. The Zebras are comininy.
Nitori: Get Yukari to bully Erin into taking out a Nitoritech contract, despite the rabbits having all the machinery they could ever need thanks to the Organization ->
Murtaugh, Demo: Encounter horrorTerror =>
lD, bY, Doremy Sweet, [unknown], [unknown], [unknown]: Dream. ====> Act 4 Act 1 Act 1 Act 1: Raindrops Of A Dream BGM: Savior of the Dreaming DeadlD: I'm starting to worry. We just haven't been training enough. I'm seeing visions of the future. The Alpha timeline... It's seemingly doomed.bY: I will protect you, no matter what happens. No matter the cost.lD: That is something I am glad for.Doremy Sweet: I hate to break up the lovebirds, but there are at least three somethings watching us in the Dimensional Dreamlands.
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Post by horrorTerror on Sept 23, 2015 16:17:26 GMT -5
Omniverse; Slip in a crack. ==>
...no u.
HT: Accidentally crack reality in surprise, since the plot won't do it for you. ==>
ADJKSJASDKLFJHSJLJEHRKKEJL *SHATTERING NOISES* WHERE DID YOU COME FRO- oh wait karma portal right there.
Casually hiding the shiny breach in spacetime with your tentacled bulk, you wave greetings to the explorer and heroine and quietly compress down to your troll mode while still hiding the rainbow cracksplosion.
annualSale: Do the timeline-healy thing! ==>
Hell no. You are dead, remember? Maid of Light who epic failed her native, died, and is now living the dream(bubbles)? You are not going to try and be a Sylph and repair alphaism.
Something No. #4: Watch. ==>
Hiding behind none other than a generic dreamlandical Makai fairy, the mysterious Seccom Masada Sensei peeks! It seems he has escaped into a wider dream by agency of a probability space hypervessel. No matter, he's irrelevant.
flyingBriquette: Attempt to break into that impossibly secure place! ==>
The Tamaran-native Dame of Blood readies countless 1ups and even more countless invincibility powerups. Soon....
Annej Day Instant: Set up more pranks. ==>
SOON!!!! ...maybe later.
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