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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 27, 2015 9:01:36 GMT -5
Armin, Yukari: Arm thyself for combat(?) =>
Armin: [L'etat de l'ambivalence] [Crystalanachrony]
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 29, 2015 6:49:10 GMT -5
Armin, Yukari, Doremy: STRIFE! -=> lD: Allocating PP to moves...bY: Charging spellcards...lD: Loading Mega Buster with ammo...bY: Reloading bow...lD: [L'etat de l'ambivalence] [L'etat de l'ambivalence]bY: You really don't need to double-cast that.lD: It's a custom spell that lets me use Calm Mind when it's not in my moveset! I need that +6 Sp.Att/+6 Sp.Def!Doremy: Look out! Here they come! bY: KILL THE DREAM BEASTS KILL THEM ALLlD: [Luster Purge]!bY: DIE DIE DIE [Barrage] [Splinter Shot]
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Sept 29, 2015 7:51:30 GMT -5
Everyone else in the Eridanus-Supervoid: Play SBURB ==> The newly-reformed Order of the Tacit Mutato, consisting entirely of the main party, goes and plays some SBURB. With a few Dalek buddies. And alas, Jenny Everywhere. The entire party agrees to go to Hardcore mode for the sole purpose of permadeathing her. Amusingly enough, she comes back. The Scout of Space. Just. Keeps. Coming. Back. (Achievement Get! Kill the Asshole) You also discover that azureGoddess and her followers still exist, and a small but noticeable faction of Daleks have changed their chumhandles to azulian[noun] and are making sure to permanently kill every Azurite they find.
???: Lbh frr, gurer was bapr na Angel jub yvirq va gur Flying Keep. Fur unq bar child, anzrq Vi. ???: Fur was gur svefg Dreamer. ???: Jura fur fnpevsvprq urefrys to qrsrng Wru'bhy, ure heart jnf qvivqrq vagb seven crvprf. ???: Gurfr cnegf bs ure urneg jrer gura sbepvoyl vafregrq vagb gur urnegf bs bgure Qernzref. ???: Vg vf possible sbe n Qernzre gb ybfr gurve status nf fhpu. Ybbx ng Dreamcatcher, gur Qbbz Raider. Fur ghearq evil, naq guhf jnf stripped bs ure gvgyr. ???: Gurer ner always frira Qernzref. If bar vf ybfg, the zhygvirefr scrambles gb svaq n arj bar. ???: Ohg right abj... gurer ner fvk. ???: Pura, 「The Withered Leaf」 unf ghearq gb the qnex side. ???: 「Gur Syhssl Qernzre」, 「The Boundless Yamato」, 「The Sugar Songwriter」, 「Gur Unybtra Xngnan」, 「Gur Zbyrphyne Geniryre」, naq 「The Grenadine Megalith」 fgvyy erznva. ???: V'ir crefbanyyl unq zl rlr on fbzrbar sbe dhvgr fbzr gvzr. 「Gur Urve Genafcnerag」. Be engure, 「Gur Rzcvevpny Jneoyre」 nf lbh xabj uvz nf.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 3, 2015 13:06:27 GMT -5
Armin, Yukari, Doremy: Get interrupted ==> ???: FOUL CREATURES OF CONDENSED DARK DREAMS, CEASE YOUR AFFRONT TO THE DIMENSIONAL DREAMLANDS AND RETURN TO THE OUTER DARKNESS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
「Megalith ~ Agnus Dei」!Dreamers: EXTREME ALARM! Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi Dona eis requiem Qui tollis peccata mundi
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi Dona eis requiem
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi Dona eis requiem
Lux aeterna luceat eis, Domine Domine Cum sanctis tuis in aeternum, Quia pius es Agnus Dei, dona eis requiem
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi Dona eis requiem
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi Aeternam dona eis Domine Et lux perpetua luceat eis.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 3, 2015 13:49:57 GMT -5
bY: WHAT THE FUCKlD: WHAT THE FUCKDoremy: WHAT THE FUCK [everything]: WHAT THE FUCK gentlemanMannerism, Goddess of Ultimate Wrath 「The Rage Incarnadine」
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 6, 2015 9:15:22 GMT -5
Meanwhile in Gensokyo... Suwako: Return. Nefer: Figure out why Nitori's been acting so cagey. Kanako: Assault Nefer. Nefer: Win the fight.
Nefer makes Kanako run for the hills while being chased by a giant swarm of mosquitoes.
On an unrelated note to that...
Nitori: Figure out that all the water in Gensokyo is poisoned with the Hourai Elixir.
And on the Land of Wind and Shade... John, Jade: Uphold temporal causality, screw around in ectobiology lab. Zoosmell Pooplord, Reader: Get your head out of the gutter. (It was never really in the gutter to begin with.)
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 6, 2015 13:42:06 GMT -5
bY: oh my Helix you're gentlemanMannerism! I am su--- gM: *pained breaths* bY: Are... are you alright? Is there some sort of medical emergency?
lD: Just leave it, dear. She's only a figment of your dre--- gM: ! lD: ... Um. Um. Um um um --- gM: *wheeze* I... I exist... I... *choke sputter sputter cough* I am real. gM: The girl is spot on. *cough* I... I am an old god, of an old age. Whatever faith I have left is hardly enough to sustain me. And you, Mr. Purple mcElf-ears, you better genuflect on the spot for insulting me. lD: OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE REAL! gM: On second thought, those aren't elf ears. If not an elf, then what are you? lD: ... You don't know a Pokémon when you see one? gM: "Pokemon?" lD: (._.) lD: ... lD: Pok-é-mon.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 7, 2015 7:47:51 GMT -5
Karkat: Comment on the situation. >
Nah. Karkat Vantas, Troll cancels Comment: Too annoyed. Yukari Yakumo, Entity cancels Party: Too distracted. authorityRegulator, Carapacian cancels Distaction: No available limbs. A Latian, Sylvari cancels React: Too confused. gentlemanMannerism, Goddess cancels React: Insufficient ammo. Hakann, Piraka cancels Background Music Override: Hero Bar not full. hothRebel, Sylvari cancels React: Medical emergency. Rumia Yagami, Youkai cancels React: Too insane. lillyCorrupter, Entity cancels Listen: Too insane. horrorTerror, Nedben cancels Talk: Too distracted. Demo Roseclair, ABCD cancels Talk: Too distracted. Chen X'alujan, Entity cancels Plot: Too insane. vampiricNurse, Entity cancels Play: Too injured. Dirk Strider, Knight cancels Play: Too concerned. Riku Hakurei, Savior cancels Code: Too confused. Jade Harley, Entity cancels Doodle: Overtaken by mood.
bY, lD, gM: Return to the waking world ==>
Ultimecia Irulan: Well well well, look what the Dreamer (barrierYoukai, of course) dragged back. I see you found a frien--- *SMACK* gM: NO. You suck so bad. Choke on it, ma'am. I am the one who has obtained the Ultimate Reward. I can kill you with a mere glare. I cannot be corrupted. Not by you, not by this dame *points at aA*, not by this man *points at eW*, not by anything. aA: ... Um. Ma'am. You, uh, just insulted and hit my mother and I am naturally offended by that. Can I please ask for an explanation? gM: ... You're very curt for an Angel. Very well, I'll explain: I have a personal vendetta with every single Angel and Other. Too many times have I seen a corrupted player nearly cause session wipes. Too many times have I seen a bad prototyping cause Jack Noir flip the fuck out and ruin a session. Too many times have I beheld horrible miasmajesty. bY: Can you please not harass the other players? We kinda need them. tT: CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP BACK HERE? THIS SHINY ISN'T GOING TO FIX ITSELF! gM: State nature of emergency... um... whatever the hell you are. tT: Dirk Strider, resident Thief of Heart, native Prince of Heart, half-Heartless hybrid. Could you... oh my gog it's gentlemanMannerism! I am one of your biggest fans. It is such an honor to meet you in the flesh. *ahem* gentlemanMannerism, will you please slap the balefire from this shiny? gM: *cocks eyebrow* I... I have fans? I actually have a following again? I... I should be the one feeling honored here. Yes. I'll do it. gM: Um. This... This is really badly corrupted. gM: How have you been able to handle this?! This is worse than direct prolonged intimate contact with an Angel. gM: What sort of corruption is this anyway? This isn't any sort of corruption I've handled before... tT: I think it's called 'Ignition Corruption' and it's soul-destroying. The vampire is lucky that she actually managed to break the beam itself. I don't think she would have survived the encounter otherwise. gM: Well, here goes nothing. gM: BALEFIRE CORRUPTION OF THE GREEN SUN, VACATE THIS HEART AT ONCE OR FACE MY WRATH!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 9, 2015 7:27:26 GMT -5
Rejoice! For yea, verily, the Nefer has married the Nitori and the Kanako is knocked out. Flan has recovered from her wounds from her fight with the Black King of the Green Sun.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 13, 2015 7:47:13 GMT -5
Act 4 Act 1 Act 1 Act 2: Binary Emitting Artifact Detected gM: You guys may or may not have heard of me. I am gentlemanMannerism, a native Dame of Rage. gM: So what Class and Aspect are you guys?bY: Manipulator of Hope.fG: Lucky you. I want Manipulator very badly. fG: I am currently a Guard of Flow.mB: Smith of Dreams, and it's AWESOME!nM: Manipulator of Rage.gM: Oh? You have another Rage player here? dP: /facepalmeW: Suika, don't be so drunk. eW: I'm a Heir of Desolation.dF: pbbbffteW: Silence, you stupid Zerg.hG: Axemond, take it easy on the guy. He's only trying to contribute to the discussion.kO: Um, yeah, and he only communicates in various forms of "pbbbffft"? I don't think he's going to do much to help.kH: You can't speak Infector?! What sort of adventurers are you guys anyway? kH: He said that we've had Reimu for a whi---gR: Shut up, NoLegs. This Ranger does not want you to talk. Say, what professions are you guys?pM: I am a PARCEL MISTRESS by occupation.vN: I'm a nurse and a vampire that makes things go BOOM!kH: So like a demolition crew stuffed into the body of a little girl?vampiricNurse is now offended. vN: Q.E.D. 「Ripples of 495 Years」 WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE GIRL? I WAS LOCKED IN A BASEMENT FOR FOUR HUNDRED NINETY-FIVE YEARS---nekoMiko is now enraged.nM: NO DANMAKU AT THE DINNER TABLE.kO: Oh, so that's what we're calling it now? The dinner table?bG: Elementalist and Manipulator of Rhyme. And I'm the strongest fairy in Gensokyo!sN: And I'm a Necromancer---gM: Necromancy? Who the hell practices such black magic?! gentlemanMannerism is now confused.vN: Um... everybody?hF: ._. hF: Flan. I don't do necromancy. I do music.vN: But all the cool kids do it!gM: I am starting to think you guys are more insane than I thought. lD: You wouldn't be too far off.pK: Yeah, Flandre's a little loopy. pK: Disgrace to the Scarlet Devil Mansi---*thok* *shik* *thok* vampiricNurse is now fuming.temporalMaid is now frumious. tM: Ran Yakumo. Do NOT badmouth my family. bY: Yay, Sakuya's here! The perfect and elegant meido--- tM: You don't need to idolize me. (Come to think of it, I should change my chumhandle to temporalMeido.)eW: Actually you kinda do, since you keep that pervert in check.aA: You contribute so much to the sanity of all of us.mB: You give us a base to build on!gM: *blank stare*
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 23, 2015 7:06:42 GMT -5
Nefer: Are you remembering to check the edit reasons? Sometimes retroactive editing can reveal things about the goings-on of the background plot. Nefer: Oh, and the two Nightbug kids still need names. Nefer: And Armin has finally married Yukari Hakurei, like I intended to do from the start.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 27, 2015 12:56:34 GMT -5
Plot: Skip to Act 4 Act 2 -> Act 4 Act 2: The Tale of 「The Molecular Traveler」 and 「The Halogen Katana」 gM: MAYDAY MAYDAY! Som*PAP PAP PAP PTHCOO BOOM BOOM*rn the dam*BOOM BOOM PEW*ip around! Full speed behind!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 29, 2015 8:59:37 GMT -5
Vampires are preforming miracles and do their best. Please wait warmly until gatekeepers are revived.
(This was caused by some Shellcores from the Central Sectors. Meling+piledrive+portal looping=friction=death.)
Arceus: PANIC.
Karkat: IT'S ARCEUS, HE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU. Yukarin: Okay, let's --- Arceus: SEX YOU. Yukarin: 0_0 Arceus: SEX YOU YOU FEMALE ARCANINE. *ANTI-NOISE BEAT PANEL* Yukarin: DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU PRINNY *DSFKJHGRJKHGFBAJKRHFKJAHDSBVFKJHASBEBFAKHSE* Arceus: YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS SCREWING THE LATIAS KID. *RHTREHGJHGAKEHJGRT* *EKJHGFSJHKRJH* *INCOHERENT SCREAMING* Yukarin: WELL YOUR GREAT-GRANDSON IS PROPAGATING WITH MY DESCENDANT. NOOBISH HYPOCRITE. Arceus: #@!%$#@!%#@$%@#$%^$w^#$&%#*&#@$%%!)^%@#)*^$%@)*^%!$#)@#*$)!#*$$@%^(@^%
Karkat: ._.
((YES I'M IMPLYING THAT ARMIN AND YUKARI ARE SKOODLYPOOPING.))
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Oct 30, 2015 8:00:05 GMT -5
((Let's bring this book to a close today.)) ( Get the OST here!) ACT 5: END OF BOOK 4: FLUXTINUPAZZ: A SUBMACHINE STORY STAGE 1: The Last One to Escape BGM: End of Daylight (ZUN)
Murtaugh: Ugh. I'm nearly out of fuel, and everyone (Sejia, Lillian, Nedben, Demo, Science) has made their escape except for me. Murtaugh: I think I can at least make it to the coast. But to do that, I'm going to have to go through this canyon...
BOSS 1: Grand Doomer 「Wingless Butoh」 BGM: The Wingless Butoh (Mikeaudio)
Murtaugh: XY'LARKLAN DAMMIT! Murtaugh: Sphere Doomers. Why'd it have to be Sphere Doomers?
STAGE 2: Tano Canyon BGM: Stone Age Speedway (Robert Baffy)
Murtaugh: I think I can make it to the coast. The Feeder of Pain doesn't take too well to water... Murtaugh: I'm going to have to get through this, though. Murtaugh: At least the area music is pretty damn kickass.
STAGE 3: Underwater Grotto BGM: Underwater Grotto (HalcyonicFalconX)
Murtaugh: Why am I breathing in water?! Murtaugh: I don't remember eating any Gillyweed... Murtaugh: I don't like those bubbles, either. They seem absurdly dangerous...
STAGE 4: The City of the Lost BGM: Outside the Battlements (HalcyonicFalconX)
Murtaugh: More survivors? Murtaugh: STOP SHOOTING ME!
BOSS 2: Kunai Mage 「Gap Wizzard」 BGM: Hakann's Volcano (Ian Livingstone)
Kunai Mage: Hey buddy. Wanna help me try out some FANCY, SHINY BRAND SPANKIN' NEW SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS???????????Murtaugh: What the Snot? Oh hell no.Kunai Mage: TOO BAD.
STAGE 5: I Would Have Been Your Daddy BGM: Night of Fate (Yoko Shimomura)
Murtaugh: That's really strange. People. Alive. Murtaugh: IN THE SUBMACHINE.
BOSS 3: The Guy 「Father The Guy」 BGM: The Guy [Music from Contra III] (Miki Yanagisawa, Masanori Adachi, Tappi Iwase)
The Guy: WHOZAWHAT? YOU?!Murtaugh: APPLES DO NOT FALL UP Murtaugh: THEY'RE NOT GIANT CHERRIES EITHER
STAGE 6: Oblivion Wing BGM: The Woman in Black (MDKSound)
Murtaugh: Come to think of it, those were constructs firing at me outside the palace, but the Kunai Mage and The Guy were flesh and blood. Murtaugh: WOAH!
BOSS 4: Senidos Morchung'ling 「Yvetal Emperor Extempore」 BGM: Megalith ~ Agnus Dei (Namco Sound Team) Senidos Morchung'ling: We meet again. Now, I'm sure that the terms of your exile were very clear, I must ask: what the hell are you doing here?Murtaugh: Exploring. Now since the records say you all died, I must ask: what the hell are YOU doing here alive?Senidos Morchung'ling: We human slaves built the Submachine. We knew where to hide when it turned on us. Now, as you are the last of the Forerunners, you must DIE!
Both: AUGH!!! ... ... ... EXTRA STAGE: The Heart of the Submachine BGM: Derelict Factory of Twisted Metal (HalcyonicFalconX) EX-BOSS: Man-At-Legs 「Cyborg Arachnorb」 BGM: Sunslammer (Seth 'Beatfox' Peelle)
STAGE PHANTASM: U. N. Owens was Zero? BGM: Dive Into The Heart - Destati (Yoko Shimomura) PHANTASM BOSS: 05 「Undead Angel Lord」 BGM: Incarnadine (Auriplane)
LAST WORD: Shrapnel of Darkness BGM: Forgotten Blood (Composed from Phrynna's Organ Jaws, Phrynna's Fallen Blood, Yoko Shimomura's Destati) FINAL BOSS: Grontimügarr 「The Feeder of Pain」
Grontimügarr: We meet again, foolish mortal. Grontimügarr: I am immortal. Nothing can come close to killing me. Grontimügarr: The best efforts of mortal men could only reseal me inside the Shrapnel of Darkness. Grontimügarr: Kill me, and I am reborn through the Shrapnel. Grontimügarr: Destroy it, and watch as I return from the fragments. Grontimügarr: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU, ONE MEASLY LITTLE MORTAL MAN, CAN END MY EVANESCENT EXISTENCE?! WHAT?! Grontimügarr: YOU CANNOT WIN, FOOL! Grontimügarr: IN THE NAME OF MYSELF, D I E ! ! ! Murtaugh: Not if I can help it. Murtaugh: RIKU'S WILL BE DONE --- THE FEEDER OF PAIN SHALL DIE!
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