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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 20, 2012 14:01:35 GMT -5
-- nuclearDisastrophy [ND] began pestering bryoSynthesis [BS] at 17:39 -- [05:39] ND: Okay so [05:40] ND: Don't mind me [05:40] ND: jsut gonna redecorate your room [05:40] BS: What are you doing? [05:40] ND: Having a refurnishing party [05:40] ND: here put on your party hat [05:40] BS: Nnnnno put that down. [05:40] BS: Where did you even get that? [05:40] ND: It was in the thing [05:41] ND: inventory thing [05:41] BS: In the thing. [05:41] ND: yep [05:41] ND: there's a lathe, which I'm just gonna put here [05:41] ND: and a pentagon pad thing, which can go here [05:41] ND: and this... [05:41] ND: uh [05:41] BS: Did you have to break the bed in half? [05:41] ND: my bad [05:41] BS: Now I have half a bed. [05:42] ND: Get some tape [05:42] ND: here I'll help you [05:42] ND: uh [05:42] ND: maybe not [05:42] BS: I don't think tape is going to work in this situation. [05:42] BS: And throwing it out the window was probably the worst possible thing you could have done. [05:42] ND: anyway [05:42] ND: :3 [05:42] ND: Well it's broken so you don't need it [05:42] ND: ANYWAY [05:42] ND: This thing [05:42] ND: with the handle [05:42] ND: can go here. [05:43] BS: What does all this stuff do anyway? The FAQ wasn't exactly in depth about this part of the game. -- nuclearDisastrophy [ND] changed their mood to OFFLINE -- [05:43] BS: Wow you're helpful.
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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 20, 2012 14:15:32 GMT -5
-- nuclearDisastrophy [ND] began pestering bryoSynthesis [BS] at 17:48 -- [05:49] ND: sorry [05:49] ND: internet issues [05:49] BS: No it's fine. [05:49] BS: I threw a dragon in the stupid orb thing. [05:49] ND: I hope you weren't under the thing [05:49] BS: Nah, I was standing by the wall of that new room you made. [05:49] ND: wait the seizure thing [05:49] BS: Yeah the seizure thing. [05:49] ND: uh [05:50] BS: Look, it has little wings now. [05:50] ND: ._. [05:50] ND: Yeah I see that [05:50] ND: it's kinda [05:50] BS: Isn't it cute? [05:50] ND: not the best looking thing [05:50] BS: I think it's cute. [05:50] ND: Fair eough [05:50] ND: enough [05:50] ND: I think I'm out of materials [05:50] BS: Now I've got this orange coloured stick thing and there's a timer counting down. [05:50] ND: so I'm gonna delete some stuff [05:50] BS: Fair enough. [05:50] ND: :3 [05:51] ND: Can I borrow that stick a sec [05:51] BS: Don't touch the fridge, I need that. [05:51] BS: Yeah I'll just leave it on the floor. [05:51] ND: Wheee [05:51] BS: Put down the bathtub. [05:51] ND: nope [05:51] BS: What are you doing with that bathtub? [05:51] ND: I'm making something [05:51] BS: :I [05:52] ND: fucking masterpeice right here [05:52] BS: I'm not even gonna ask. [05:52] ND: :3 [05:52] ND: anyway [05:52] ND: timer, huh [05:52] ND: also what's that card you're holding [05:52] BS: Yeah. There's uh [05:52] BS: a lot of fire outside. [05:52] ND: ._. [05:52] BS: The card looks like a mirror? [05:52] BS: A shitty orange mirror. [05:53] ND: It does look pretty shitty [05:53] ND: but the orange pole thing [05:53] ND: put it in the lathe a sec [05:53] BS: Alright... [05:53] BS: Oh shit be right back fire. [05:53] ND: wibbly wobbly shitty mirror crap [05:54] ND: yeah you should do something about that -- bryoSynthesis [BS] changed their mood to OFFLINE -- [05:54] ND: this bathtub is my new best friend
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bryoSynthesis
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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 20, 2012 16:33:10 GMT -5
-- bryoSynthesis [BS] changed their mood to MYSTIFIED -- [06:24] BS: Well that could have gone better.[06:24] ND: Yeah, I decided to get some lunch[06:25] BS: Well I'll tell you what happened while you were off dilly dallying.[06:25] ND: Alright :3[06:25] BS: Timer ticked down, I smashed the mirror, things went all flippy floppy and now there are imps.[06:25] BS: Everywhere.[06:25] ND: Imps?[06:25] BS: Little black coloured douchebags that drop Grist.[06:26] BS: I've been killing them for an hour.[06:26] ND: What, the ge things?[06:26] ND: uh[06:26] ND: gems[06:26] ND: collectables, yay?[06:26] BS: What you've been using to build upwards.[06:26] ND: I was building upwards?[06:26] ND: I mean[06:26] ND: what?[06:27] BS: I've been checking out the forum, they've been really useful.[06:27] BS: We've gotta build upwards to get to that shiny gate thing.[06:27] ND: You and your foruming, jeez[06:27] ND: jeeezzzz[06:27] BS: Hey it's useful.[06:27] ND: 90% of your life is like[06:27] ND: forums[06:27] BS: Shut up, you're not much better.[06:28] BS: I've seen the kitty pictures Kait.[06:28] ND: pft[06:28] BS: I've seen them.[06:28] ND: ._.[06:28] ND: Dude you've got nothing on the kitties[06:28] BS: At least this forum is keeping me alive.[06:28] BS: Hang on I've gotta punch an imp in the face again.[06:28] ND: Kitties keep me like[06:28] ND: ._.[06:28] ND: That's a uh[06:29] ND: mean right hook you got there[06:29] ND: Brutality, anyone?[06:29] BS: Yeah I've got a really high Mangrit.[06:29] ND: Behind you.[06:29] BS: Okay it's dead.[06:29] ND: Alright[06:29] BS: Did you see the Build Grist section go up?[06:30] BS: It should be pretty high by now.[06:30] ND: Yeah, I got it loaded on the second screen[06:30] BS: Good, start building stairs and things.[06:30] ND: Stairs?[06:30] ND: pft[06:30] BS: Yeah stairs.[06:30] ND: I'm just gonna like[06:30] ND: dupe your trampoline[06:30] BS: Don't start on your shitty webcomics.[06:30] BS: No don't touch the trampoline.[06:31] BS: I'm not bouncing on a trampoline into the gate.[06:31] ND: WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE TRAMPOLINES[06:31] ND: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[06:31] BS: Jesus fuck.[06:31] BS: That is a lot of trampolines.[06:31] ND: can't take my hand off[06:31] BS: Just[06:31] ND: copypasta[06:31] ND: for days[06:31] BS: delete them.[06:31] ND: nope[06:31] BS: Do it.[06:31] ND: it's stuck[06:31] BS: Delete them you prat.[06:31] ND: not touching the keyboard[06:31] ND: it's doing it by itself[06:31] ND: yep[06:31] BS: I've gotta kill more imps now because you're a prat.[06:32] ND: Here let me just use these[06:32] ND: all of the trampolines[06:32] ND: all of them[06:32] ND: forever[06:32] BS: Well my garden is full of trampolines now.[06:32] ND: looks like he got[06:32] ND: ...[06:32] ND: trampled[06:32] ND: :U[06:32] BS: You forgot the glasses.[06:32] ND: I can;t find them[06:32] BS: B)[06:32] BS: See?[06:33] BS: Glasses.[06:33] ND: [06:33] ND: okay so uh[06:33] ND: now that you have a preposterous amount of trampolines[06:33] ND: what now? [06:33] BS: Delete them and start building useful things. [06:33] ND: Like a trampoline tower [06:33] ND: to the gate [06:34] BS: Nooooo. [06:34] BS: That is the least useful thing. [06:34] ND: sounds like a plan [06:34] BS: I will just make Dragonsprite punch a hole in your shitty trampolines. [06:34] ND: Don't you touch the trampolines [06:34] ND: I'll make more [06:34] ND: don't try me [06:34] ND: I'll do it [06:34] BS: I'm not gonna touch the trampolines. [06:35] BS: Dragonsprite will. [06:35] ND: shoops [06:35] ND: i mean [06:35] ND: whoops [06:35] BS: Oh fuck you. [06:35] ND: [06:35] BS: Fine I'll go knock that giant ogre thing out. [06:35] ND: I'll use trampolines to launche trampolines [06:35] ND: to launche trampolines [06:35] ND: all this force [06:35] ND: fuck you physics [06:35] BS: This is stupid. [06:36] ND: this is actually a lot of fun [06:36] ND: and apparently I can't spell launch [06:36] BS: I'll admit, it's kind of funny. [06:36] ND: Okay so if I put a trampoline here at this angle [06:36] ND: then paste [06:36] BS: Drop that swing with the imp on on it. [06:36] ND: This one? [06:36] BS: Yeah. [06:36] ND: Alright [06:37] BS: That went further than I thought it would. [06:37] ND: Yeah, no kidding. o-o [06:37] ND: I wonder what else I can mess with. [06:37] ND: Okay here's an idea [06:37] ND: Go get that swing [06:37] BS: You're supposed to be building upwards, douchefuck. [06:38] ND: put the swing in your inventory as well as a trampoline [06:38] BS: Fine, fine. [06:38] ND: and do the thing to make an item [06:38] ND: like that shitty mirror [06:38] BS: Yeah, I know. I made a spikey juggling club earlier. [06:38] ND: o-o why [06:38] BS: To hit imps with. [06:38] BS: Like any old RPG, you need good equipment. [06:39] ND: You'd think it'd make a pretty shitty weapon [06:39] BS: Actually the clubKind specibus is pretty nifty. [06:39] BS: Like my gloveKind. [06:39] ND: Fair enough [06:39] BS: That's what I've been using to punch imps with by the way. [06:39] ND: Oh, right [06:40] ND: Suddenly, ideas. [06:40] BS: Don't you have something daft as a Specibus? [06:40] ND: I have a few things [06:40] ND: WrenchKind is the main thing [06:40] ND: because it's the best tool [06:40] ND: ever [06:40] BS: I knew it was something to do with plumbing. [06:40] ND: all these problems are just like [06:40] ND: shit [06:40] ND: it's a wrench [06:40] ND: the best problem solver [06:40] ND: ever [06:41] ND: and they get [06:41] ND: SOLVED [06:41] ND: B| [06:41] BS: Right I've combined the swing and the trampoline. [06:41] ND: see look [06:41] BS: Ignoring your shitty puns for now. [06:41] ND: it's a fucking [06:41] ND: slingshot [06:41] ND: so if we stick this here [06:41] ND: and get the bathtub [06:41] BS: Oh god. [06:41] ND: [06:42] BS: Well, it's one way to kill imps I guess. [06:42] BS: Get the giant fucking ogre thing first. [06:42] ND: Okay [06:42] ND: Do you have uh [06:42] ND: alcohol [06:42] ND: like a drink [06:42] BS: Are you kidding? Of course. [06:42] ND: Alright, make some molotovs. [06:42] BS: Oh my god that is the best idea. [06:42] ND: HERE WE CAN USE THIS SHIRT [06:42] ND: because it's so shitty [06:43] BS: HEY [06:43] ND: I'll do it for you [06:43] BS: that's one of my favourite shirts douchefuck put it down! [06:43] ND: where do you keep the chainsaw [06:43] ND: is it in here? [06:43] ND: whoops [06:43] BS: I don't have a [06:43] BS: ... [06:43] ND: shed? [06:43] BS: No, I don't have a shed either. [06:43] ND: my bad [06:43] BS: That was a chicken coop. [06:44] ND: You know what [06:44] BS: There is not going to be a chainsaw in a chicken coop. [06:44] ND: I'm just gonna load the chickens [06:44] BS: No no no don't you dare. [06:44] ND: :3 [06:44] BS: That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. [06:44] ND: It was fun. [06:44] ND: Anyway come on he's like right there [06:45] BS: Just start building and stop wrecking shit. [06:45] ND: how about I just load DAVE into the catapult [06:45] ND: HMM? [06:45] BS: NO I love Dave D8 [06:46] BS: He is the best car. [06:46] ND: The best? [06:46] BS: Simply the best there is. [06:46] ND: Simply the best [06:46] ND: WAAAH WAAH WAHOWOWAAH [06:46] ND: can't remember the lyrics [06:47] BS: Yeah neither can I. [06:47] ND: Okay, so going up, I guess [06:47] BS: Yes please. [06:47] ND: paste [06:47] BS: That would be useful. [06:47] ND: oh wait that's still a trampoline [06:47] ND: Let me just copy like uh [06:47] BS: Aaauughh. [06:47] ND: this [06:47] BS: Wow now I have two bedrooms. [06:47] ND: paste [06:47] ND: pastepastepaste [06:47] BS: And still no stairs. [06:48] BS: How am I supposed to get UP the bedrooms? [06:48] ND: okay jeez here [06:48] ND: have all the stairs [06:48] ND: all of them [06:48] BS: Wow those stairs are expensive. [06:48] ND: STAIRS AND TRAMPOLINES HERE WE GO [06:48] ND: make some stairpolines [06:48] BS: No I'm not making goddamn stairpolines. [06:48] ND: that'd be amusing [06:48] ND: just [06:48] BS: I can't even pick up stairs. [06:49] ND: stair-shaped trampolines [06:49] BS: That hurts just thinking about it. [06:49] ND: uhh [06:49] ND: do you have a corkscrew? [06:49] BS: Yeah. [06:49] ND: okay find some stairs that you can lift [06:49] ND: and stick them together [06:49] ND: I'm gonna pour myself a drink [06:50] BS: What are you suggesting I make? [06:50] ND: the spiral stairs [06:50] BS: I made a corkscrew shaped like stairs. [06:50] BS: Fuck you Sburb. [06:51] ND: this is the best thing ever [06:51] BS: Well I guess I can use it to shank an imp or two. [06:51] ND: lawl [06:51] BS: I think I'll keep it. [06:51] ND: Tell you what [06:51] ND: I'll paste them like [06:51] ND: six times [06:51] ND: and you should put them in your gloves [06:52] ND: and be the shittiest wolverine [06:52] BS: Hahahahaha yes this is the best thing. [06:52] BS: Look at me go! [06:52] ND: what a fucking sight to behold [06:52] ND: the amount of douchebaggery right now [06:52] ND: wow. [06:52] BS: Ew I'm covered in imp eyes. [06:52] ND: Oh ew [06:52] ND: ew [06:53] ND: ew [06:53] ND: ew just [06:53] ND: put them down [06:53] BS: Look look I can literally corkscrew out his eyes. [06:53] ND: D; [06:53] BS: Yeah just like that smiley. [06:53] ND: this is disgusting [06:53] BS: This is great. [06:53] ND: stop or I'll make Dave give you a hug [06:53] ND: here he comes [06:53] ND: neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwww [06:53] BS: No no no fine I'll stop. [06:54] BS: Put Dave back in the driveway. [06:54] ND: okay but I want his engine [06:54] BS: Why D: [06:54] ND: Because I may have just had the best idea yet [06:54] BS: Just duplicate it and don't touch original Dave. [06:55] ND: Oh yeah, okay [06:55] ND: do you actually have a chainsaw? [06:55] BS: No, just a load of bike shit in the garage. [06:55] ND: ...Oh? :3 [06:55] BS: Actually there might be some better things in there for you. [06:55] BS: Let's go check it out. [06:55] ND: Sounds like a plan. [06:56] ND: I'll write down a list of useful things [06:56] BS: Good idea. [06:56] ND: Find me... [06:56] BS: Let me sort out this imp infestation problem. [06:56] ND: A bike wheel, a chain, lawnmower blades, Dave's engine, and some red paint [06:57] ND: and your gloves. [06:57] BS: New gloves or Corkscrew Gloves? [06:57] ND: I think Corkscrew gloves will be fun. [06:57] ND: oh man all these ideas [06:57] BS: This is going to make something hilariously destructive isn't it? [06:58] ND: Hopefully. [06:58] BS: It'll either be fantastically destructive or unbelievably shit. [06:58] ND: Either way, we need to hail to it's holy glory [07:00] ND: well shit [07:00] ND: o: [07:00] BS: You know the noise this is making? [07:00] BS: It is making a big noise. [07:01] ND: Hold on [07:01] BS: You know this noise? [07:01] ND: I'll make you some earmuffs [07:01] ND: out of [07:01] BS: IT'S GOING BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [07:01] ND: something hilarious [07:01] BS: As I slice this imp's head off. [07:01] BS: Wheee look at it go. [07:01] ND: jesus christ that's making a mess [07:01] BS: I don't even care look at this this is nuts. [07:01] BS: My Echeladder is going bonkers. [07:02] ND: okay here's some earmuffs I found [07:02] ND: in your [07:02] ND: THIRD DRAWER [07:02] BS: ... [07:02] ND: lawl [07:02] BS: Stay out of that drawer. [07:02] ND: o:3 [07:02] BS: Douchefuck. [07:02] ND: Pretty interesting stuff. [07:02] ND: ...copypasta [07:03] BS: Get out of there! [07:03] ND: X3 [07:03] ND: anyway yeah [07:03] BS: Jesus christ oh god don't let that imp near them [07:03] ND: oh my god [07:03] ND: imp [07:03] ND: imp [07:03] ND: fetch [07:03] ND: :L [07:04] BS: Let's pretend this never happened. [07:04] ND: Naw, I'm kidding [07:04] ND: What was it? [07:04] ND: I was uh [07:04] ND: whatshisface was bothering me [07:04] BS: darzie? [07:04] ND: the cat [07:04] ND: noo [07:04] ND: my cat [07:04] ND: he was like [07:04] BS: Oh right fair enough. [07:04] ND: sup [07:04] ND: anyway yeah [07:04] BS: You've gotta talk to darz at some point. [07:04] ND: urgh [07:05] BS: He's gonna be your server player after all. [07:05] ND: no i'm just gonna put it of [07:05] ND: f [07:05] ND: off [07:05] ND: Maybe I should make stuff in advance [07:05] ND: well [07:05] ND: get stuff ready [07:05] BS: Just install the client for the moment I guess. [07:06] ND: urgh [07:06] ND: but he's gonna like [07:06] ND: trash my house [07:06] ND: and my house is important [07:06] BS: He should be a little more polite about it than you were. [07:06] ND: :c [07:06] BS: And less of the trampolinedouche. [07:06] ND: Speaking of trampolines [07:06] ND: have some more [07:07] BS: This is stupid. [07:07] BS: And unnecessary. [07:07] ND: :3 [07:07] ND: Anyway [07:07] BS: I've almost finished going up your daft stairs now. [07:07] ND: Is this high enough [07:07] BS: I gotta get through the shiny gate thing. [07:07] BS: You tell me. [07:08] ND: It won't let me move the gate [07:08] ND: or place in it [07:08] ND: so I guess so [07:08] BS: No, I didn't think so. [07:09] ND: Where even IS Darzie anyway [07:09] BS: Getting his own stuff set up I imagine. [07:09] ND: Hrm. [07:11] BS: Alright I'm gonna head through the gate. [07:11] BS: See you on the other side. [07:11] ND: Oh, okay. Keep in touch [07:11] ND: Also [07:11] ND: It's dangerous to go alone [07:11]ND: take this [07:11] BS: Auuuuuugghhhh! [07:11] ND: -- bryoSynthesis [BS] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
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bryoSynthesis
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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 21, 2012 8:59:47 GMT -5
[Timestamp: 5:45pm] I’m trying to choose something to throw into the Kernelsprite as soon as possible. You know, the nasty glowy ball thing that’s dicking around the house as I type. [Timestamp: 5:48pm] Chucked a dragon statue in there. It has cute little wings now. [Timestamp: 6:00pm] Shit went down, I repeat shit went down. Grabbed the first least-useless thing Specibus-wise, one of my juggling clubs, and beat the faces in of these shitty little imp things running around. I don’t like moving this much, really. Even asleep I have to get up and move and do things and it’s just so annoying looking after those fucking carapaces. They can’t do anything on their own I swear. If I have to find one more shitty hat I’m going to sdfghj
I've started encouraging the other players to keep logs like this.
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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 21, 2012 13:38:50 GMT -5
-- bryoSynthesis [BS] began pestering nuclearDisastrophy [ND] at 18:15 -- [06:15] BS: Hey [06:15] BS: Hey bitch [06:15] BS: Get online. [06:15] ND: Oh, hey -- nuclearDisastrophy [ND] changed their mood to SMOOTH -- [06:15] BS: Oh there you are. [06:16] ND: Okay jeez [06:16] BS: Okay so I'm through the gate. [06:16] ND: I had a run-in with uh [06:16] ND: yeah [06:16] ND: Yeah? [06:16] BS: Oh right, imps? [06:16] ND: No o-o [06:16] ND: Still waiting on Darz [06:16] BS: Huh, he should have put you at least in the Medium already. [06:17] ND: Things are still the same as yesterday. [06:17] ND: Anyway the screen is black [06:17] ND: What do? [06:17] BS: Yeah that's probably because I'm through the Gate. [06:18] BS: It's now your turn while I get started on things here. [06:18] ND: Oh, okay. [06:18] BS: Anyway I'm in a place called the "Land of Glass and Flame". [06:18] BS: You can imagine what that's like. [06:18] ND: Is it hot? [06:18] BS: Yes, rather. [06:18] ND: Don't forget your sunscreen. [06:18] ND: Or welding mask. [06:18] BS: Although the flames are incased in the glass so it's not so bad. [06:19] ND: Sounds pretty. You should take one as a souvineir. [06:19] ND: Or however you spell that [06:19] BS: I don't think I can. [06:19] BS: They're massive towers. [06:19] ND: Oh. [06:19] ND: Sounds romantic, if anything. [06:19] BS: It's pretty cool actually. [06:20] ND: Fair enough. [06:20] BS: I keep seeing these little tiger creatures running around. [06:20] BS: I think they're the Consorts? [06:20] ND: You get the tigers? Aw. [06:20] BS: Aw yeah, little tiger things. [06:21] BS: They're green. [06:21] ND: :C [06:21] ND: D: [06:21] ND: Do want. [06:21] ND: Remind me to visit. [06:21] BS: Well yeah, we're gonna do some multiplayer things of course! [06:22] ND: Oh, right, yeah. [06:22] ND: Eventually, anyway. [06:22] BS: Yeah you've gotta get off of Earth before it blows up or something [06:22] ND: It's the end of the world as we know it? [06:23] BS: Pretty much. [06:23] ND: Feeling fine. [06:23] BS: Enough of your song lyrics. [06:23] ND: :3 [06:23] BS: Anyway I'm gonna talk to some of these little tiger guys. [06:23] ND: Get me onneeeee [06:24] BS: Oh hey I can captchalog them. [06:24] ND: :U [06:24] BS: You'll have a tiger when you get here. [06:24] ND: Awwww yes. [06:24] ND: Anyway, what are we doing now? [06:25] ND: Aside from waiting on Darz. >:C [06:25] BS: Well I'm gonna start some of these Denizen quests. [06:25] BS: Apparently he's been a massive douche and is fucking the Land up. [06:25] ND: Escort missions. [06:25] ND: No ty. [06:25] BS: Oh yeah there'll probably be some of those. [06:25] ND: D; [06:26] ND: Welp, good luck with those, I guess. [06:26] BS: Also I threw something else into the kernalsprite earlier. [06:26] ND: wait what [06:26] BS: You can prototype twice. [06:26] ND: I wanted to put something in there. :C [06:26] BS: Haha no. [06:26] ND: Whyyyyy [06:26] BS: I'm not risking any trampoline dragons. [06:27] ND: You're no fun. [06:27] BS: Harhar. [06:27] BS: It's now Pixiedragonsprite. [06:27] ND: oh god. [06:27] BS: He has a little sword. [06:27] ND: That sounds so [06:27] ND: dumb [06:27] BS: He's adorable shut up. [06:27] ND: He sounds ugly as fuck [06:27] BS: Douchefuck, I'll take a picture later. [06:28] ND: :I [06:28] ND: Try and wake Darz up [06:28] ND: We need to get this going [06:28] BS: How? He's offline. [06:28] ND: Aurgh [06:28] ND: Okay uh [06:29] ND: I could rip my server disk and send you the fstuff [06:29] ND: stuff [06:29] BS: I don't think you can do that, they don't have captcha codes. [06:29] ND: Gaahg. [06:29] ND: federal fucking issue [06:30] BS: But we should really wait to get the Mobius Reacharound going. [06:30] ND: ... [06:30] ND: The [06:30] ND: what [06:30] BS: Basically, I'm the first player right? [06:30] ND: That sounds pretty uh [06:30] BS: So right at the end I'll play Server to the last player. [06:30] ND: suggestive [06:30] BS: Really Kait? [06:30] BS: Really? [06:30] ND: But there's only me [06:30] ND: D: [06:30] BS: No, there's darz too. [06:30] BS: You're not the last player. [06:31] ND: So we're going to have a three-way-reacharound. [06:31] ND: I'm not sure how I feel about this. [06:31] BS: I'm not sure. I think it's supposed to be even numbers. [06:32] ND: The chances of me getting in contact with Charis though. .-. [06:32] ND: Pretty slim. [06:32] BS: We'll see. [06:33] BS: Just 'cause he's elusive doesn't mean he's uncontactable. [06:33] ND: She [06:33] BS: She then. [06:33] ND: Welp, I'll keep trying [06:33] BS: Good idea. [06:34] ND: Well, I'm at a dead end for now, so it's up to you. [06:34] ND: Unless you have somethign to discuss. [06:34] ND: Also, I'd reccomend some kind of handheld communicator [06:34] ND: Or headset. [06:34] BS: That's what I've got, assmonkey. [06:34] BS: The laptop was too hefty. [06:34] ND: well I can't see you [06:35] ND: and my spelling is going to shit [06:35] BS: Yes, it is. [06:35] ND: ): [06:36] ND: Remind me to try and make a teleporter for you. [06:36] BS: Alright. [06:36] ND: So we can juggle inventorys. [06:36] BS: But yeah I've gotta find out who my Denizen is. [06:36] ND: inventories. [06:36] BS: I'll probably ask around the forum first. [06:36] ND: Alright, I guess I'll leave you be then [06:36] BS: Really don't want him to kick my ass. [06:36] ND: You'll manage [06:36] BS: I'm like all of level four. [06:37] ND: That's four more than me, I think [06:37] BS: Well yeah you've not started properly. [06:37] ND: [06:37] ND: Speaking of starting, guess who just turned up at the door >> [06:37] ND: Duty calls. -- nuclearDisastrophy [ND] changed their mood to OFFLINE -- [Timestamp: 6:18] The Land is hot, roasting hot actually. Little geysers of fire burst out of the ground every now and then as I walk. It’s actually pretty interesting. There are little green tigers hiding behind some of the glass buildings. Sometimes it makes this weird warped effect when they pass by. Not all the glass is see-through though, a lot of it is coloured in the weirdest rainbow ways. Some of them aren’t as see through as you’d think.
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nuclearDisastrophy
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We must have all the wrenches. ALL OF THE WRENCHES.
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Post by nuclearDisastrophy on May 21, 2012 18:30:59 GMT -5
[Timestamp: 5:30pm] Alright, so apparently Sleet wants me to play a game with her. I guess I’ll give it a shot. Installing now.
[Timestamp: 5:32pm] Loading screen sure loves spirographs. Halfway now.
[Timestamp: 5:35pm] Kinda looks like her house. Seems weirdly realistic. Kinda surprised my laptop can run it with no lag. Well, all questions aside, better just bung down the inventory crap around her house.
[Timestamp: 5:43pm] He pulled the internet plug out by accident again. At least he didn’t chew them this time.
[Timestamp: 5:47pm] Had a run-in with him again. Few scratches, nothing fatal.
[Timestamp: 5:55pm] Had dinner.
[Timestamp: 6:24pm] Played games. Sleet responded finally. (See above)
[Timestamp: 7:15pm] Did the daily stuff. Went to bed at about 3am. Sleet came back to me at 6:15pm. Where did the day go?
[Timestamp: 6:37pm] He wanted another fight. Managed to best me too. I’ll get my own back, he’ll see.
[Timestamp: 11:30pm] Server player finally online, let’s get this going.
-- eternallyChaotic [color=008141[EC][/color] began pestering nuclearDisastrophy [ND] at 23:39 -- [11:39:41] EC: c-mere mo|herfucker i|-s redecora|ing day. [11:39:55] ND: oh fuck [11:40:06] ND: alright well [11:40:13] ND: get on with it [11:40:26] EC: shi|, i already rearranged your living room [11:40:29] EC: you-re welcome [11:40:43] ND: ...I can see that. :c [11:41:05] EC: oh come on, |he |ower of furni|ure is ar|is|ic. [11:41:14] ND: Yeah, you have a point. [11:41:22] ND: it would makea nice fort [11:41:37] EC: wai|, le| me make a flag ou| of |hese cur|ains [11:41:39] EC: |here. [11:41:42] ND: Looks good. [11:41:53] ND: needs a drawbridge [11:42:11] EC: |here. [11:42:16] EC: you didn-| need a ki|chen |able righ|? [11:42:25] ND: What a fucking masterpiece. [11:42:32] ND: Let me get my camera [11:42:42] ND: Work of art, right here. [11:43:18] EC: |hanksk man. [11:43:34] ND: Right, well stick the stuff here all together [11:43:41] ND: So it's nearby at least. [11:44:07] EC: sounds good [11:44:45] ND: So what am I supposed to do first again? [11:44:52] ND: This twisty handle thing, right? [11:45:06] ND: Seems stuck [11:45:24] EC: pu| your back in|o i| [11:45:38] EC: or i-ll pour wa|er on you [11:46:14] ND: urgh [11:46:16] ND: just [11:46:23] ND: drop something on it [11:47:00] EC: you weren-| using |ha| |oile|, righ|? [11:47:05] ND: Nah. [11:48:05] EC: good |o know. [11:49:18] ND: Right well [11:49:32] ND: Timer and green cylinder. [11:49:53] EC: righ|. |ha| probably means some|hing. [11:49:57] ND: May as well just bung it in the lathe [11:50:07] ND: Also this card [11:53:15] EC: maybe |he card |hingy goes in |he la|he |hingy. [11:53:47] ND: There's a signpost on the card. [11:53:52] ND: This brings back good memories. [11:54:08] ND: Welp, I guess I just put it in here [11:54:17] EC: |ha|-s wha| he said [11:54:26] ND: Hehehe [11:55:44] ND: Okay. [11:55:56] ND: Got a crippled-looking thing [11:56:00] ND: Fair enough. [11:56:10] EC: useful. [11:56:15] ND: I guess it goes on this podium? [11:56:21] EC: maybe smack i| un|il i| looks normal. [11:56:21] ND: Considering we haven't actually used it yet [11:56:35] ND: what's the timer at? [11:57:29] ND: there's a stop sign on the pad [11:57:39] ND: I'm not sure how I feel about this. [11:57:43] EC: swee| [11:57:50] EC: you could hi| some|hing wi|h i| [11:57:56] ND: Sounds like a plan [11:58:01] ND: Put something near me [11:58:24] ND: no something else [11:58:33] EC: fine, be picky [11:58:40] EC: |here. [11:58:44] ND: Oh yeah this [11:58:45] ND: okay [11:58:50] ND: Welp, here goes nothing [11:58:54] ND: FORE! :3 -- nuclearDisastrophy [ND] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[05:59] EC: ....well |ha| could-ve gone be||er.
[Timestamp: 00:00am] Things went black. Then came back. Interesting enough, I guess. Also apparently I’m now in a place with like, darkness everywhere. And there’s lightning and shit, so I guess it’s a pretty stormy place, not entirely sure how I feel about it. I guess it’s pretty cool?
[Timestamp: 00:10am] Took a wander around my house, got assaulted by these little prats that might be what Sleet called ‘imps’. That seizure thing flew off somewhere in the house before we moved. I guess it wasn’t important? Maybe I’ll go look for it after killing just a few more guys. It’s… weirdly fun.
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nuclearDisastrophy
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We must have all the wrenches. ALL OF THE WRENCHES.
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Post by nuclearDisastrophy on May 21, 2012 19:14:39 GMT -5
-- nuclearDisastrophy [ND] began pestering eternallyChaotic [EC] at 00:41 --
[12:41:54] ND: Okay so uh [12:41:59] ND: It's dark. [12:42:10] ND: And I think we're high up :I [12:42:19] ND: I'm not sure how I feel about this [12:42:45] ND: And I can hear scratching noises [12:42:53] ND: and shadows [12:42:54] EC: |ha|-s no| good [12:43:10] ND: Can you get my wrench from my room? [12:43:11] ND: the big one [12:43:13] ND: it's yellow. [12:43:15] EC: once second, |here-s an explosion somewhere
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[12:43:25] ND: shit
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[12:46:25] EC: alrigh| [12:46:30] EC: |here [12:46:31] EC: wrench. [12:46:34] ND: cheers [12:46:43] ND: good tool [12:46:45] ND: best friend [12:47:04] EC: swag. [12:47:17] ND: Okay so I think there's one behind that door [12:47:23] ND: if you open it, I can get a quick hit in [12:48:33] EC: alrigh| [12:48:40] ND: aurgh [12:48:45] ND: what the fuck [12:48:46] ND: is that [12:48:52] ND: was [12:49:56] EC: well, if game |radi|ion is any|hing |o go by..a bad dude [12:49:58] EC: you smack i|. [12:50:01] EC: and collec| shiny |hings [12:50:11] ND: can I pick this up then [12:50:18] EC: probably [12:50:19] ND: oh okay it just disappeared [12:50:20] ND: welp. [12:50:31] EC: move fas|er nex| |ime [12:51:00] ND: Well, this is the point where I made Sleet some cool stuff [12:51:06] ND: so let's try that, I guess [12:51:29] EC: righ| [12:51:35] EC: ...well |ha| s|uff looks cool. [12:51:41] EC: sorry abou| your house [12:51:45] ND: It's okay, we can fix it [12:52:03] ND: right uh [12:52:13] ND: somewhere there's a sledgehammer [12:52:25] ND: so I guess i'd appreciate if you could find where it went [12:52:31] ND: while I gather more stuff [12:52:35] EC: righ| [12:52:49] EC: lemme jus| drop i| on you [12:52:58] ND: hey hey hey [12:53:01] ND: jesus [12:53:07] ND: fuck [12:53:19] EC: sorry aim was off [12:53:26] ND: fuck it I need a hands-free thing [12:53:26] EC: shi|, more explosions
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nuclearDisastrophy
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We must have all the wrenches. ALL OF THE WRENCHES.
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Post by nuclearDisastrophy on May 22, 2012 17:02:27 GMT -5
-- eternallyChaotic [EC] changed their mood to ECSTATIC ? --
[12:55:27] EC: you having fun wi|hou| me? [12:55:30] EC: bas|ard. [12:55:33] ND: nooo [12:55:39] ND: I just went to get all my cola supply [12:55:42] ND: and my NERF guns :3 [12:55:50] ND: and the rest of my crap [12:56:07] EC: nerf guns? [12:56:10] ND: yeah [12:56:14] ND: the foam dark guns [12:56:16] ND: dart [12:56:18] EC: aren-| |hose like..no| le|hal enough? [12:56:31] ND: uhh [12:56:48] ND: I guess [12:56:59] EC: wha|ever works [12:57:06] ND: How can we turn them beter [12:57:08] ND: better [12:57:09] ND: jesus [12:57:27] EC: i dunno, maybe |he shiny s|uff does |ha| [12:57:36] ND: yeah I guess [12:57:45] ND: but what would you add to a plastic gu [12:57:52] ND: to make it a real gun [12:58:47] EC: ...do you own any guns? [12:59:21] ND: There might be an old one in the attic, I guess [12:59:37] EC: ca|ch. [12:59:41] ND: woah [12:59:47] ND: fair enough [01:00:29] ND: okay so we have an old rifle and a foam dart turret machine gun thing [01:01:02] EC: yes [01:01:03] EC: bes| [01:01:08] ND: hell yes [01:01:27] ND: okay now pass me that picture [01:01:54] ND: the one with all the gun parts [01:01:57] EC: pass means "drop on head" righ|? [01:02:02] ND: yeah okay [01:02:08] ND: so if we tear this bit off [01:02:23] ND: okay stick these together [01:02:43] EC: ...well maybe. [01:02:51] ND: I like it. [01:02:53] ND: I mean [01:02:56] ND: it looks good [01:02:57] ND: kinda [01:03:05] ND: well uh [01:03:09] ND: anyway... [01:03:14] ND: did you find the hammer? [01:04:00] EC: |here, i| found your head. [01:04:33] ND: cfgvhbj [01:04:44] ND: urgh [01:04:45] ND: well [01:04:54] ND: okay combine this and the wrench [01:05:25] ND: now if you stick a car battery in there, we're good to go. [01:05:43] EC: a car ba||ery? [01:05:51] EC: sure why no| [01:05:54] ND: gives a whole new meaning to [01:05:57] ND: electric wrench [01:06:17] EC: damn [01:06:18] EC: i| does. [01:06:25] ND: note to self [01:06:29] ND: bandage the handle [01:06:56] ND: okay, last thing [01:07:27] ND: put my sunglasses, my laptop, a headset and the viso together [01:07:27] EC: is i| ca|s? [01:07:31] EC: ..... [01:07:31] ND: no [01:07:36] ND: visor [01:07:37] ND: i mean. [01:07:45] EC: wha| [01:07:50] ND: stylish. [01:07:55] EC: swag [01:07:55] ND: D| [01:08:07] ND: And I can talk to you without my laptop now [01:08:31] ND: I'll fix my clothes later [01:08:34] EC: alrigh| [01:08:50] ND: now put all of my cola supply into one bottle. [01:08:57] ND: super concentrated [01:08:59] EC: dude. [01:09:11] ND: this might be fatal [01:09:18] EC: fine [01:09:25] EC: shi| [01:09:28] ND: o-o [01:09:48] ND: I think I'm just gonna save this for later. [01:09:54] EC: yeah. [01:10:05] ND: for emergencies [01:10:22] EC: good idea. [01:10:26] ND: anyway you're supposed to build up, so I'll try and follow you up [01:10:38] ND: but all these imps just want my butt apparently [01:10:53] EC: yeah [01:10:59] EC: you kill |he |he imps [01:11:02] EC: i-ll do s|uff [01:11:08] ND: yeah, I'll slowly make my way up [01:11:46] ND: if you made a box with a really long rope, we could just have an elevtor [01:11:53] ND: elevator [01:12:13] ND: saves a lot of grist [01:12:16] EC: |ha| sounds dangerous [01:12:24] ND: make a pulley system? [01:12:31] ND: rope is probably cheaper than stairs [01:12:43] EC: |rue [01:12:54] EC: lemme fuck wi|h |his a bi| [01:12:59] EC: keep ge||ing gris| [01:13:07] ND: alright [01:15:52] EC: righ| [01:15:56] EC: |ry |ha| [01:16:02] ND: okay getting in [01:17:25] EC: uhh. i can-| move shi| if you-re in i| [01:17:32] ND: put uhh [01:17:38] ND: something heavy on the other side [01:17:46] ND: slightly heavier than me and the box [01:17:53] EC: alrigh| [01:18:07] EC: if |his kills you, sorry. [01:18:15] ND: woah okay jesus [01:18:18] ND: this is kinda fast [01:18:22] ND: what did you put on the end [01:18:32] EC: jus| |he fridge. [01:18:40] ND: also how are we going to stop it [01:18:56] ND: okay here's a plan [01:19:02] ND: when i fly out, put the bed under me. [01:19:18] EC: alrigh| [01:19:22] ND: fuck [01:19:23] ND: here we go [01:19:29] EC: hey, i ac|ually caugh| you [01:19:34] ND: sweet catch [01:19:36] ND: thanks [01:19:41] EC: any|ime man [01:19:46] ND: huh [01:19:48] ND: we're pretty high [01:20:17] EC: swag. [01:20:29] ND: I dunno if I really want to go in yet [01:20:38] ND: Might just hang ou up here for a while [01:20:46] EC: you kinnda have |o don-| you? [01:21:04] ND: I dunno if I -have- to [01:21:16] ND: not until everyone is in, I guess? [01:21:32] EC: wha| are you gonna do...si| on |he bed and figh| imps? [01:22:04] ND: If you build a roof and walls and stuff, they shouldn't be able to get in. [01:22:15] ND: just put a hatch on the elevator. [01:24:12] ND: looks good [01:24:18] ND: feels safer, at least [01:24:25] EC: yeah [01:24:30] EC: you-re s|ill gonna need |o go in |he ga|e [01:24:50] ND: i dunno man, I'm a little nervous [01:25:08] EC: i|-s wha| we-re here for [01:25:13] ND: you can't really look out for me there [01:25:37] EC: I won-| be able |o drop hammers on your head ei|her [01:25:44] ND: I guess [01:26:05] ND: i dunno, maybe when you get to this point, I'll go in [01:26:29] ND: I kinda don't wanna leave my stuff behind [01:27:34] EC: i-m sure i|-ll be fine [01:29:01] ND: still, I'll just take a break before I go, I guess [01:30:51] EC: yeah, migh| be nap|ime. [01:31:16] ND: sounds like a plan.
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bryoSynthesis
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I'll tear you a new one with my lyrical fires.
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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 23, 2012 8:36:59 GMT -5
-- bryoSynthesis [BS] began pestering nuclearDisastrophy [ND] at 23:07 --
[11:07] BS: So! [11:07] BS: You gotten into the Medium yet? [11:07] ND: Oh [11:07] ND: hey [11:07] BS: Or are you still dillydallying? [11:07] ND: Yeah, about that... [11:07] ND: Just uh [11:07] ND: taking a break [11:07] BS: So you're in the Medium or on your Land? [11:08] ND: I'm still at home [11:08] BS: Oh my god you're such a waffle, get a move on. [11:09] ND: A waffle [11:09] ND: what [11:09] ND: I dunno man it's just [11:09] ND: I'm not sure if I should [11:09] BS: Should do what? [11:09] ND: Like, actually go in [11:10] BS: C'mon it's not hard. [11:10] ND: I dunno if I wanna leave my stuff behind [11:10] ND: It's pretty important to me [11:11] BS: It comes with you. [11:11] ND: well uh [11:11] BS: I am literally lounging on a new bed. [11:11] ND: I just don't know if I'm ready to [11:11] BS: You know, to make up for the one YOU THREW OUT THE WINDOW. [11:11] ND: yeah yeah [11:13] ND: but uh [11:14] ND: yeah i dunno [11:14] BS: It'll be fine. [11:14] ND: yeah I'm trying to tell myself that [11:14] ND: i'm like [11:14] ND: get up jesus god damn come on [11:14] ND: but my body is like [11:14] ND: nope [11:15] BS: One little jump, man. [11:15] ND: yeah but once I go over it's like [11:15] ND: Darzcan't help [11:15] ND: and I dunno how much more useful my wrench will be [11:16] ND: I already have huge guys trying to get in [11:16] BS: Well yeah, you're in a goddamn Atomyk Ebonpyre. [11:16] BS: There are safer spots on your Land. [11:16] ND: I guess [11:17] BS: No, really. [11:17] BS: You're in a pretty damn dangerous spot there. [11:17] ND: Yeah, I guess you're right [11:18] ND: well uh [11:18] ND: keep in touch [11:18] BS: Will do! [11:18] ND: here goes nothing :I [11:18] BS: Have fun, man.
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[11:18] ND: Okay back [11:18] BS: How'd it go? [11:18] ND: and jesus it's so [11:18] ND: loud [11:19] ND: it's pretty stormy here [11:19] BS: Where do you think you are? [11:19] ND: some kind of like [11:19] ND: land of random crap and stormy weather [11:20] ND: i mean seriously there's metal junk everywhere [11:20] ND: having a hard time wading through it [11:20] BS: I see. [11:20] BS: Find some Consorts I guess. [11:20] BS: You've got Quests to do now! [11:20] ND: There are cats here [11:20] BS: Also time to figure out your title. [11:20] ND: wait what [11:20] ND: My title what [11:20] BS: You'll see when they start jabbering at you. [11:21] BS: I'm covered in these little tiger dudes. [11:21] ND: oh my god they're like [11:21] ND: swarming me [11:21] ND: aurgh [11:21] ND: all these silver cats with like [11:21] BS: Haha yeah sometimes they do that. [11:21] ND: weird science shit [11:21] ND: jesus what did i get myself into [11:22] BS: Probably the weirdest thing forever. [11:22] ND: Okay so they're all like [11:22] ND: all this WASTE [11:22] ND: and no RAIN [11:22] ND: I mean seriously the put like [11:22] ND: all the emphasis on thjosewords [11:22] ND: those words* [11:22] BS: Oh wow they're pretty straightforward. [11:23] BS: Sounds like your Denizen is drying out the land. [11:23] ND: they're pretty much shouting it at me ad I'm like [11:23] ND: me no comprende [11:23] ND: and what [11:23] ND: what is that [11:23] ND: it sounds bad [11:23] BS: It's like a Bossfight [11:23] ND: :I [11:23] BS: Except you really don't want to fight him yet. [11:23] BS: If you try and wake him up now, he'll just be cranky. [11:23] ND: yeah he doesn't really sound like fun [11:24] BS: You've got to do some Quests and then you can wake him up. [11:24] BS: Actually, have you been to sleep yet? [11:24] ND: Not really, tried to take a nap but I couldn't [11:24] ND: too much on my mind I guess [11:25] BS: When you feel tired, find yourself a safe spot and go to sleep. [11:25] BS: You might get a surprise! [11:25] ND: This place doesn't look safe [11:25] BS: If you're in a Consort village, you should be...mostly. [11:25] ND: all this flashing is gonna give me a seizure [11:25] ND: I think I should make a welding mask or summat [11:26] BS: Haha [11:26] ND: no seriously you should see this [11:26] ND: okay imagine walking waist-deep through a load of rusty can-openers [11:26] BS: Send a photo some time. [11:26] ND: whilst having lasers shot in your eyes [11:26] BS: Sounds like fun. [11:27] ND: and my wrench is at least pretty useful [11:27] ND: i guess [11:27] ND: it's getting kinda heavy though [11:27] BS: Yeah, I bet. [11:27] BS: You're probably tired. [11:27] BS: I know I'm getting sleepy, my Land is dimming. [11:27] ND: oh my god imps again [11:27] ND: why me [11:27] ND: whyyy [11:28] BS: Get 'em get 'em! [11:28] ND: I am [11:28] ND: and it's fun ut [11:28] ND: i can't swing this anymore [11:28] ND: i think i'm just gonna [11:28] BS: You'll probably need a new weapon. [11:28] ND: georinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnbrhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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[11:28] BS: Wow what even.
[Timestamp: 11:30] Looks like Kait just fell asleep. I hope he's safe! He should be waking up on his Moon with any luck. I've been awake for a little while now and getting all these Moon quests out of the way. I think he's a Prospit dreamer? I certainly haven't found him on any of Derse's towers so it's really likely he's a gold-boy. darzie is a Derse dreamer but I don't think he's awake yet. He's always asleep when I'm awake at any rate!
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