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Post by genesisArtificer on May 22, 2012 9:23:30 GMT -5
Well it worked for me at least. Guess you have to know what are you doing. Just like with every other potential Ringwraith situation
OK BACK ON TOPIC: 39: I will never ask a First Guardian to fetch me anything if i am naked.
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Post by curiouslyConfined on May 22, 2012 9:39:34 GMT -5
40. Can't dump the Rhyme player in the middle of a crowd of enemies to try and get him off his ass for once. a) However, this is perfectly acceptable with the Flow player. 41. Any mention of the word 'piss' in conjunction with Dream powers is forbidden. a) Yes, that includes usage. 42. My land does not have a candy coating.
Renumbering my entries is getting very annoying.
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Post by wavebreakGladiator on Jun 10, 2012 15:17:52 GMT -5
43. Not allowed to try to make imp gumbo a. Or stir-fry b. Or pie c. Or any other food dish 44. No longer allowed to use a slide-whistle for player commands. Even if the game isn't counting it as being terrible. 45. I cannot have my consorts do all my laundry for me. Even if they did want to help. 46. I am not allowed to adopt the adorable babby bunny consort under the guise of "taking her under my wing". 47. Nor am I allowed to actually take any consorts under my wing. a. It does not matter how good a shot they are, or how well they listened to your gun safety lecture, never let a consort keep one of your guns. They might try to shoot the Thief.
okay yeah the last one was really dumb, I'm blaming being a stupid sboob for that one. and forgetfulness. And how stinking eager to help those consorts were, adorable little things
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Post by openMineral on Jun 14, 2012 14:24:06 GMT -5
43d. I may not do this to any other underling either. 48. I may not cook the Denizen. a. I may not melt him either. 49. If I get the Time aspect, I may not travel back in time and get a pet dinosaur. 50. I may not fight with my ectobiological baby self on my back. a. This does not apply if I get the Self aspect. 51. I may never prototype anything related to Chuck Norris or Mr. T.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on Jun 14, 2012 15:33:57 GMT -5
52. Creating sentient things from random stuff with the alchemiter is a bad idea. Don't do it. a) Even if it's accidental b) Even if it's a really cool sentient thing. c) Sentient things that have laser eyes are even worse. 53. I am no longer allowed to ask my co-players if I'm allowed to take an eye out so to replace it with one that shoots lasers. They do not appreciate it. 54. Jenga cannot be played 'Freestyle'.
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Post by rubberScarab on Jun 14, 2012 15:47:38 GMT -5
55. I may no longer play poker with the enemies. a. Especially OhGodWhats. They never lose. 56. I will refrain from Weird Rain Shit when other players are present unless absolutely necessary. a. "The Scout is annoying me" is not a situation in which it is absolutely necessary. b. This goes for other titles too. c. Pulling pumpkins out of people's ears is never absolutely necessary. 57. Cooking with pumpkins is not permitted, no matter how much I may love pumpkin pie. 58. I am no longer allowed to re-arrange the denizen's face. a. This only applies to the literal meaning of the phrase. Wrecking the denizen's figurative shit is perfectly fine. 59. Captchalogging my own personal army of "Consort Warriors" is not an acceptable way too weaponize my Sylladex. 60. I may not enter myself into an apprenticeship under Jack Noir. 61. I may not paint prospitians black. a. Especially not the agents. b. I may not paint the Dersites white, either. c. Toxic paint is off limits when painting living things. d. I am no longer allowed to paint carapaces at all. e. Nor can I paint consorts. f. Nor any other living creature. g. My paint privileges have been permanently suspended. h. Tinted glue is not an acceptable substitute for paint. i. I am no longer allowed to use any sort of adhesive colored liquid on anything that is not hostile.
Note: Rule 61 has been updated periodically through various sessions.
EDIT: Rule numbers edited due to shenanigans pointed out by OM.
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Post by openMineral on Jun 15, 2012 10:13:26 GMT -5
Due to shenanigans, SB's rules are now 55-61(i)
62. I am no longer allowed to prototype Derse. a. I can't prototype Prospit, either. b. Or Skaia. c. No prototyping any Sburb related object. 63. I can no longer have a stab-off with anyone. a. Unless it is with Jack Noir and I have a knifekind weapon. 64. I may not alchemize multiple frogs to get the Genesis Frog. 65. I may not alchemize our own Genesis Frog. a. No prototyping it, either.
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jun 15, 2012 10:53:57 GMT -5
66. I will not seduce any of the Queens. Exception of this rule is a Hope Player that wants to do a Sepulchritude (haha its hopeless) a Kings are off limits to. b And so are Denizens. 67. If something is named a Consort, it doesn't mean it's married to me. 68. Jack Noir is not, and will never be your best friend. 69. I won't try to placate Jack Noir with Hunk Rump magazine. a It works on Prospitian Archagent, though 70. Oglogoth is not a pet. 71. Angels are not cute or fluffy.
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Post by specificNihilism on Jun 15, 2012 11:01:42 GMT -5
71 a [the o her ] are not cute or fluffy either 72 spenih is not allowed to spend all her free time in the [sk ian magi ant] when working with a [space playe ] a she is not allowed to try to convince the [sp ce player] that it's not so bad 73 she may not cast [me asilenc ] to quiet down someone else's music a even if it is terrible 74 no one needs to know why you have sixteen [und rlings] locked into a closet a you do have to make a warning sign for it though
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Post by openMineral on Jun 15, 2012 11:04:13 GMT -5
70a. Neither are any of the horrorterrors. 76. I am no longer permitted to go Horrorterror corrupt and Angel corrupt at the same time. 77. I can no longer end the war in a peaceful manner. a. Not applied if I am gentlemanMannerism. 78. specibuskind is not a valid strife specibus. Everyone else wants their weapons back.
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jun 15, 2012 11:15:51 GMT -5
79. If I use Jokerkind I am not to use Bard as a blunt weapon, even if he doesn't mind. a. Carapace wearing an clown outfit won't fit in Jokerkind. Don't even try 80. I will not lock a Space Player in a Magicant, even if she is a PK. 81. Contrary to all evidence gathered, nukes can't be used to solve all the problems. 82. I won't nuke my Denizen. a or Derse b or Prospit c Black Royalty is a valid target though 83. I won't taunt any Ringwraith to use Red Miles on me.
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Post by openMineral on Jun 15, 2012 11:23:15 GMT -5
84. I may not Scratch the Scratch device if I am the Time Player. a. Doesn't apply if everyone else is dead. 85. I may not kill anything that looks like a snowman or a frog. a. I may kill them only if it is for ectiobiology purposes. 86. I can't prototype the list of things Mr. Welsh can't do in Sburb. 87. Do not eat the Mind Honey. a. NEVER EAT THE MIND HONEY. b. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, EITHER. c. GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THE MIND HONEY. 88. I can no longer lick my hands clean. a. I may only break this rule if I am a rainbow drinker and my hands are dirtied with blood.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on Jun 15, 2012 11:45:12 GMT -5
89. Mixing trashy vampire novels with healing items does not enable me to steal life force off imps and other underlings. 90. I am no longer allowed to declare myself 'The manliest player in the session' because my mangrit is only just higher than the others. 91. I am no longer allowed to tell the other players that my Song of Sleep is actually just 'Go the f**k to sleep'. 92. I am not allowed to make plans of action on people's walls with a crayon, no matter how easy it is to remove. It's the principle of the thing. a. I am not allowed to re-paint their wall when I'm done writing on it. b. I am not allowed to redecorate in any manner.
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Post by rubberScarab on Jun 15, 2012 12:26:28 GMT -5
75. I may no longer use rat poison when alchemizing food. (Just gonna make this since we accidentally skipped number 75 on the list) a. Even if the resulting food is not dangerous. b. Even if the resulting food is absolutely delicious. 93. Activating my player commands with a bagpipe is not funny, I am no longer permitted to do so. a. Even if it's the only instrument I know how to play. 94. I am not allowed to touch the mushrooms on The Land of Rulers and Deathcaps. 95. I am no longer permitted to arm consorts with regiswords. 96. I am not permitted to herd my angels onto another player's land. a. Even if said player is a jerk. b. I am also not permitted to herd them to Skaia. c. Nor anywhere else.
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jun 15, 2012 12:51:05 GMT -5
97. I am not allowed to trap my Client in his room by removing every door and window. 98. I am not allowed to build a swimming pool and then remove the ladder when the Client decides to swim in it. 99. I will never alchemise anything with enriched Uranium. a. especially if it is food. 100. I will not juggle my Consorts to impress them with my Mangrit. a Even if they like it, 101. I am not allowed to feed my Consorts anything resembling a Frog, or made from Frogs. 102. I should never introduce a Bard or a Breath Player to the Genesis Frog. a. A Waste or a Grace should also be kept away
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