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Post by unaffiliatedmerc on Apr 1, 2013 19:51:55 GMT -5
191: I must not somehow give imps cancer. a) Or orges b) Or the Black King c) NOBODY GETS CANCER! 192: I must not call [Tangled Waltz] the "Shadow clone jutsu". 193: I must not prototype with any type of music player.
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Post by everlastingSnow on Apr 12, 2013 15:44:52 GMT -5
194: I am not allowed to use my server abilities to hit my Client with a Cruxite dowel. a)Or any other object. 195: I am not allowed to purposely misspell Cruxite, Totem Lathe, or any other game abstractions and add them to my friends Wordpad/Notepad/ whatever they use dictionary. 196: I am not allowed to enter the Psychoruins unless it's for a quest.
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Post by primalSight on Apr 15, 2013 21:37:25 GMT -5
197: Just because the Waste can do it, doesn't mean I can. 198: [Sense Hotdog Vendor] is not a Seer ability. 199: Being a Seer does not make me the Daredevil. Even if I'm blind. 200: There is no Ninja class, and it is wrong to tell new players that there is. 201: Crucifixes do not ward off Ringwraiths, and I should not test this.
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Post by everlastingSnow on Apr 16, 2013 21:08:02 GMT -5
200 A) Neither is Pirate B)Death is NOT an aspect. C)Niether is Fear. D)Or Force 202. I will not have a staring contest with my Denizen. It will shove it's face in my face and try to scare me. A) I can't do this to the Nightmare Heir either. They will kick me off of the Earthsea Borealis. 203. I will not purposely make anymore Waste puns. I have probably offended every Waste who has ever played SBURB 204. I am no longer allowed to prank people. A) This is void on April Fools day
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Post by unaffiliatedmerc on Apr 17, 2013 16:47:18 GMT -5
205: I must not tell noobs that clown is a unlockable class. A) Again. 206: I must not spend a session drunk. A) Again. 207: I must not replace my leg with a robotic one. A) Even if my leg is broken. B) Or if it's awesome. C) No robotic arms either.
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Post by unstablephysacism on Apr 20, 2013 20:37:36 GMT -5
208. i must not tell noobs that if they just wait for the meteor and crouch, the meteor will be prototyped by the kernalsprite. 209. i must not prototype the meteor with my kernalsprite. 210. i must not prototype death threats to other players with the kernalsprite.
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openMineral
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Post by openMineral on Apr 28, 2013 7:37:23 GMT -5
211. I can not have danmakukind as my strife specibus. 212. I can not use hand/foot/arm/leg/etc. kind if any bone inside it is damaged. 213. I may not second-tier prototype the Sprite with my dreamself so it stays forever. 213a. No using it first tier either if you get your hands on it. 214. I cannot use the scratch device as a result of not getting what I wanted for breakfast.
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Post by lucidLeonine on Apr 28, 2013 20:16:36 GMT -5
215. No usin9 the paint our Smith of Rain made. a. Or the weapons. b. Or eat the food he made. c. Anythin9 be made is strictly off-limits. d. Even if it hurts his feelin9s. 216. They are called "Sentences" or "Curses", not "'Splodey Rules". 217. I won't make anyone 9o blind temporarily for my Ma9e shenani9ans. a. Re9ardless of how much ARC I'd 9enerate. 218. Makin9 the Void player who keeps 9oin9 invisible blind isn't as funny as I think it is. a. Even if that's how invisibility should work.
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Post by primalSight on Apr 29, 2013 10:01:08 GMT -5
219: Just because I've been given the Rogue skill [Open Seal] does not mean I am allowed to use it on the Maid's god tier outfit. a) Nor am I allowed to use it on the Bard's codpiece. b) I am no longer allowed to use [Open Seal] on anything but doors. c) I am no longer allowed to use [Open Seal]. 220: There is not such thing as a Prince secret handshake. 221: The Bards know how awful their god tier outfit is, and I shouldn't remind them. 222: You do not open dungeons by singing "Let's all go to the dun-geon, let's all go to the dun-geon, let's all go to the dun-geon, and get ourselves some stuff!" a) Even if you're of the Rage aspect. b) I will not teach new players to do this for me. 223: I will not ask the female players if it's more traditional to have lesbian orgies before or after the slaying of the Black King. a) even if I really want to know. b) and I don't mind them hitting me. c) because they won't let me bring a camera anyway. 224: Being corrupted is not an acceptable excuse for my bad behaviour. 225: I am not allowed to teach new players anything without a player of Law present. a) I am not allowed to drug said Law player. b) I am not allowed to ask someone else to drug him for me. c) I am not allowed near new players.
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Post by perfectedIngenuity on Apr 29, 2013 19:58:36 GMT -5
226: I am always not allowed to spend over 2 hours on the computer per day. a) I will always not ask my Time player to make 2 hours last longer than should be possible. b) Even if I'm not constantly searching for a solution to a problem. 227: The Waste should not be within sight at all times. 228: I will totally never talk to my coplayers about important subjects when I am forced to compulsively lie.
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Post by cursedGardener on May 2, 2013 19:33:37 GMT -5
229: The Blood player is an acceptable punching bag. a) Or the Mist player. b) The Life player is right out.
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Post by cryptologicalMystic on May 11, 2013 10:29:30 GMT -5
230) The Page of Time is not my diary, and I should not write on them. -a- Neither is the Page of Heart, and I shouldn't write on them either. -b- Or the Page of Life. -c- Or the Page of Dream. -d- Or the Page of Mind. -e- Or the Page of Fate. -f- Or the Page of Hope. -g- Or the Page of Self. -h- Or the Page of Flux. -i- I am not allowed to write on anyone.
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Post by graveMusic on Jun 17, 2013 22:20:24 GMT -5
231: The flow player knows that friendly fire is on, and that he has bad aim that won't really get better, but it is not cause to yell "unfriendly fire" every time i get lit on fire by him. a: The rhyme player will not put out my flaming body by freezing me. 1: UNFREEZING ME IS NOT DONE BY SNAPPING YOUR FINGERS EVER. A: Nor is setting me on fire again.
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Post by agonyembraced on Jun 19, 2013 21:39:11 GMT -5
232: Flesh abilities are not to be used for screwing with other peoples genders while they sleep. a. even if they are being annoyingly sexist. 233: While I may have the ability to talk to severed heads, and doomed timeclones have the highest information of things I can animate, the time player will not appreciate my collection of their heads. 234:Dupliclones can serve many purposes. Dealing with everyones relationship issues my setting them up with a bunch of different yous is not one of them. This can only end in awkward moments. 235: When people expect me to make them new limbs, they either want something mechanical or something close to their original. What they don't want is one with really weird abilities that looks out of place on their body. a. Even if it is, strictly speaking, an upgrade to their previous limb.
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openMineral
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Post by openMineral on Jun 19, 2013 21:46:23 GMT -5
#232: I may not prototype anything relating to Discord. 232a: Even if I am a Rain player. 232b: If I try this as a PK I will just get killed by some magic attack from everyone else.
233: I may not prototype anything relating to religion.
234: I may not prototype anything relating to an immortal being. 234a: Even if I do it post-entry.
235: I may not eat any Fruits in the following manners: 235a: (Noun) (The same Noun) Fruit 235b: (Any Word) (The Same Word) Fruit
236: Just because I can't get caught by the police doesn't mean I can drink beer if I'm underaged. 236a: Does not apply to Root Beer. 236ai: 236a does not apply if there's alcohol in the Root Beer. 236b: This whole rule is exempt if it's not dangerous(i.e. Beer Batter Onion Rings are A-OK).
237: If I prototype a character from a Danmaku game for whatever reason, I MUST Prototype my dreamself as well. 237a: Even if this breaks any other rule on this list. 237b: If it breaks every other rule on this list, Everyone must second-tier prototype themselves.
238: I may not ever use katamariKind.
239: I can only get complete immortality from the Horrorterrors if it's a Tuesday, I'm the only living player in the session, and if my health vial has fallen straight to one from full. 239a: Does not apply if it's recoil from an ability. 239b: This whole rule is null because one of my Dupliclones made it.
240: The maximum player limit for one session is 42.
EDIT: These rules should be 236 - 244.
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