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Post by casualUcalegon on May 25, 2012 11:55:20 GMT -5
[Rangoon warning to avoid whining]
My first session was had eight players and one of them was a rabid, Ultra-violent bitch with a chip on her shoUlder. A GUard, if U can believe it. I can't believe I took a flamethrower nozzle to the chest for her.
Well it was midgame and a bUnch of Us had already killed their Denizens. I hadn't, oUr Space player hadn't and didn't seem to want to hUrry on it. I can't blame him; he had his DUties to do. She had killed her Denizen. She was also God-Tier, and I cannot think of a worse person to give immortality to.
The main issUe with her being God-Tier was that she wanted everyone else to be too. Killed her boyfriend on his qUest bed, (he killed her for hers, by the way), was gleefUl when a fight among a coUple of the players ended with one slowly bleeding oUt on another, things like that.
I did not want to get that tiger. Dying is nothing I am interested in, thank U very mUch. She decided to press the issUe by teaming Up with oUr Mind player and cUtting my throat as I slept. I, of coUrse, only foUnd oUt once I got my godhood. It wasn't hard to figUre oUt who to blame, let me tell U that.
I retaliated, of coUrse. Can't let a player think they can jUst shank people whenever. Ended Up taking all of her healing items and cUtting off her hands. SUrprised she hadn't retaliated back in tUrn. The accomplice went in hiding so I coUldn't take my poUnd of flesh from him. Bastard.
As for the rabid one, I have more stories aboUt her if Ur all interested. I'll see how this one goes over first.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 25, 2012 13:08:43 GMT -5
Oh. Pardon my ostensible xenophobia, but I think I have a pleasure with the member of the species that are voted "the worst species to ever play Sburb".
To ask more bluntly: Are you a Troll? Orange-horned one? Grey skin, technicolour blood? Oh man, I would wish you luck, yet this is too late already
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Post by casualUcalegon on May 25, 2012 13:38:00 GMT -5
Well, fUck. What gave it away? I doUble-checked everything, and I didn't slip any langUage U woUldn't think normal.
And I'm past that session already. That was my first and I'm on my third. I'll take the lUck anyway thoUgh.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 25, 2012 15:04:10 GMT -5
May I ask you something? would you consider being Seer Networks consultant on Trolls? I mean, if my observations are correct, your blood colour is characterised by a lower predispositon towards insanity. My Sylph of Time, whose colour is like THAT told me that much.
if you don't mind answering: what in the love of Skaia is Auspicite? am I supposed to stop those two of your species to slit each other throats? Why this blueberry douche is trying so hard to be offensive?
As for how did I guess? 1) pattern recognition, and 2) my God Tier Seer of Might told me
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Post by casualUcalegon on May 25, 2012 18:09:34 GMT -5
Ur serioUsly asking me to give the qUadrant talk when U already know trolls. I sigh in Ur general direction. JUst let them fight it oUt Unless U think they'll kill each other. I'm assUming the two involved are the Sylph and the "blUeberry" U mentioned? BlUebloods need lowbloods to boss aroUnd. JUst don't interfere with it.
As for Ur offer, what're the benefits to being a consUltant?
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 25, 2012 18:20:05 GMT -5
Dude, I realize that tiering someone against their will is not cool and GM would probably use your friend's blade bones as ashtrays, provided you have blade bones, but chopping one's hand for giving you immortality is kind of an extreme reaction.
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Post by casualUcalegon on May 25, 2012 21:04:00 GMT -5
She and her accomplice slit my throat. Uve had a fair nUmber of sessions so U might not remember Ur reaction the first time Ur dreamself sUddenly started bleeding or however it was with U. It's fUcking terrifying, wondering what happened and whether U can heal Up before U die. FUck me with a rUsty bUcket if I was going to let that go.
Besides, she was Tiered. She revived perfectly whole after calling her accomplice to mercy kill her. I sUppose she thoUght it faster than alchemizing a heal strong enoUgh to regen her hands.
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 25, 2012 21:20:19 GMT -5
Yeah, ok, it was scary, it probably hurt, but she was doing something that would ultimately be good for you and had virtually not chance of killing you. You chopped her fucking hands and forced her to risk a death.
I am not saying that what she did was good form, but you overreacted.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 26, 2012 4:53:27 GMT -5
tT, that are Trolls for you. *sighs*
And cU, should you accept my offer you will get a honorary membership of our collaborative. That would mean that any memeber of the Network that currently plays a Seer would perform a Cross-Session Scrying for you, should you ask nicely enough and the case is not inane. Also, prestige.
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Post by casualUcalegon on May 26, 2012 10:33:22 GMT -5
U have my interest. What kind of consUltant work woUld I have to do? I'm not giving away any weaknesses my kind might have, jUst so U know. I'm no traitor.
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 26, 2012 10:40:42 GMT -5
I will let you in on a secret: nobody gives a fuck about that. As far as we are concerned, your kind shares with most other ones a critical weakness to being nuked point-blank. That's already all we need to know on the matter.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 26, 2012 13:44:00 GMT -5
U have my interest. What kind of consUltant work woUld I have to do? I'm not giving away any weaknesses my kind might have, jUst so U know. I'm no traitor. We are more interested in your culture, lifestyle, how do you live? You may be aware that our versions of S***b are slowly becoming more compatibile. I have two Troll Players in my session now. I can't be the only case of Human-Troll cross species session. I played with members of diffrent species before, but never yours. And your species is as of this date, most problematic one. So what am I asking is for advice how to deal with you.
Oh, and cU. I am not interested in your weaknesses.
Like tT said, most of the species are not resistant to nuke exploding in their face
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Post by casualUcalegon on May 26, 2012 14:22:34 GMT -5
I can answer those. PM me for any specifics if U want. Here is a good general tip thoUgh: don't instigate anything Unless U can win a fight. Aliens are prey and any troll I know will treat U as nothing bUt.
Also, are either of Ur session trolls military? Or are they jUst wrigglers or techies?
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 26, 2012 17:20:15 GMT -5
The redblood is a strong psychokinetic. Also uses scissorkind and is deadly with it. blueblood is... militaristic. crew cut, saberkind specibus, wears uniform with his blood colour on display. I think they are too young to enter military. They are... 7? Equivalent of our 15 years old, they are teens basically.
Also I doubt they would think of me as a prey. cause it would end badly ;]
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Post by casualUcalegon on May 26, 2012 17:52:29 GMT -5
Children, then. No doUbt fUll of Opinions aboUt the world and withoUt the sense to keep their windhole shUt aboUt it. I sneer in their general direction.
Tell the blUeblood "glory to the Empire" and get back to me on his reaction. If he seems Unimpressed, add "and may oUr corpses serve her well." If he doesn't recognize it, I will laUgh at him.
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