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Post by velvetDownpour on May 19, 2012 1:11:16 GMT -5
Admit it, it's fun as hell to make really pointy shit that shoots lasers.
Its true.
You know it you you do you know it
do it
now
make a pointy laser thing
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Post by zephyrIce on May 19, 2012 1:17:51 GMT -5
I haven't made anything that shoots anything yet, but I alchemized up a neat baton-thingy that makes any metal thing it touches super magnetic. It's kind of dangerous, actually, I almost got brained by flying shrapnel the first time I tried it out.
And yes the baton-thing is very pointy. What is it with Smiths and pointy, this is my first time as one and it confuses me a little.
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Post by velvetDownpour on May 19, 2012 1:23:30 GMT -5
It's a thing that just is.
It's cool.
Pointy things are very cool.
Even though I'm a Waste of Rain right now I'm still using a Laser Rifle with a Lightsaber Bayonet.
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on May 19, 2012 7:12:37 GMT -5
Smiths are all about making shit.
We're playing the apocalyptic murder-game.
The obvious thing is to make something pointy and sharp with which to murder other things and make them die instead of us. It's just common sense.
And yes, every Smith must Alchemise at least one sharp, pointy thing that shoots lasers. It's the goddamn rule.
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Post by zephyrIce on May 19, 2012 7:21:37 GMT -5
I'm not sure how, but Wireless Mouse && Flea Collar || Toothpaste has yeilded a very strange spiked collar that shoots lasers from the spike tips. I don't even know. I think my title rebelled and forced me to make a pointy lasery thing.
Oddly enough the lasers make anything they hit smell like mint. I wasn't even using mint toothpaste.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 19, 2012 7:33:28 GMT -5
What I wanted- Flying Ironing Board. What I alchemized: Ironing board && Rocket Pack What I got: Flying diamond shaped board made out of iron with lasers attatched.
...I'm not sure where the lasers came from, frankly, but it works.
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Post by chaoticVoyager on May 19, 2012 8:23:14 GMT -5
I alchemized some fingerless gloves with pointy sharp knuckle spikes. No lasers but i'm working on it.
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Post by ballisticSpectacle on May 19, 2012 8:39:39 GMT -5
Huh. All I've managed to make so far is a Shuny Blank Unbrella (Umbrella && Blank CD || Old Coins). Granted it's good at deflecting lasers, but it doesn't seem to pack the same punch as my old umbrella. No idea why, I'm not that great at Alchemy.
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Post by velvetDownpour on May 19, 2012 13:40:10 GMT -5
Chaotic, just alchemize it with a laser pointer and/or a hot glue gun.
My favorite alchemization was when my friend accidentally drew a particle accelerator and gave me the code.
Particle Accelerator || Hot Glue Gun && Microphone = Sick Burner to the Third Degree.
Sick Burner to the Third Degree && Laser Pointer = Plasmafucker.
That was in my second session. Alchemized it midgame and used nothing else for the rest of the session. It was THAT overpowered.
I'm gonna make it again BRB.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 19, 2012 14:02:56 GMT -5
vD, that sounds hilarious.
'scuse me whilst I try to find a drawing of a particle accelerator so I can try and make a plasma-axe or something.
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Post by chaoticVoyager on May 19, 2012 14:41:52 GMT -5
I now have gloves that shoot lasers. It's vehemently wicked sweet.Thanks vD.
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Post by velvetDownpour on May 20, 2012 10:31:57 GMT -5
Guys, I rerolled Smith! Time to make more pointy laser things!
BRB taking care of the Temp. Atomyk Ebonerpyre around my house.
EDIT: typo was so intentional.
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Post by crystallineLullaby on May 20, 2012 12:41:50 GMT -5
Oh god this discussion is making me laugh so much you don't even KNOW. First session I had a Smith of Heart and by the time we were getting to awaking our Dezidens he'd handed us all super cool weapons he'd alchemized of our choice they were so sweet.
He didn't tell us he'd customized it so that if we happened to be fighting together he could stick his hands into us, rip out some glowy soul stuff, and stick it in our weapons to make them super powered and glowy.
And yes. They all had lasers. What is it with you guys and lasers? I really hope I roll Smith sometime you guys look like you have so much fun.
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on May 20, 2012 17:10:55 GMT -5
The lasers are because... lasers.
Want to know something interesting I noted from my time as a Smith of Heart? Even if you pull out a Smith's soul to beat something to death with, it still shoots lasers.
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Post by ventricularPipefitter on May 21, 2012 10:44:52 GMT -5
...guys. Lasers are seriously played out, and it's all your fault. You guys are creating this problem with your relentless laser-boners.
Idiots with lasers they alchemize outta comic books an hour into their first session destroy exquisitely-crafted dwelling spires.
It had lava-pumps, guys. Lava. Pumps. Dorfs would cry little alcoholic tears of beauty and then engraved everything around them in a frenzy at its beauty. Minecrafters would throw themselves at the creeper, and call it a mercy.
And...and my goddamn Space Cadet client. He...
Goddamnit, Sean.
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