Waste Survival Thread

[aspiredClockworks]

So, fellow Wastebros. We've totally been through a lot to get through this point,and triggered a calamity or two. But we're not here to wallow in sadness about how bad things got, right? Right. If we were, we'd be doing more Sburb story right now, not on here. So, Wasteoids past, share the stories of how you triumphed anyways and overcame adversity! Wasteoids present, feel free to ask for help on moving forward. Wasties future, take these as tips and tricks.

I'll start.
Yeah, taking a dead player's planet's core and making it into a weapon? That's how a heart player berserk triggers. It's also bad enough to count as a capital-C Cataclysm. But you know what? The bleeding psychoplanet's almost worth it for how awesome the weapon you get is. seriously, if you're certain that he ain't coming back, go have your heart player do that and GTFO. Have your Space or Breath player make copies. Alchemize them. You will thank me, if you can handle all the baddies on this planet long enough to get off, and the drastically increased Ohgodwhat spawns later. Protip: Blood players that Got Tiger can take the blast from an Ohgodwhat made entirely out of Skaian Siege Engines. They can only take one, though. And they override the Black King's sunslammer zone. But if your whole team has those weapons, well, that thing isn't going to last long, especially if one of you has a gunkind. BK fight lasted two minutes if that, including the Ohgodwhat that intruded on his Sunslammer. Totes worth the trouble for rediculous power down the line.

Any other wastes wanna tell their "I totally survived that" stories?

[whiteLimestone]

Wrong board. You put this in Ward instead, AC.

[aspiredClockworks]

Did I really? That's my fault, clicked the wrong button. If I could get an admin to move it, that'd be awesome.

[technicolourCapitalist]

Consider it moved. (because it is obvs)

But hey I was a Waste I can post here this is a thing.

Or rather I would if I could really remember much of what actually happened. I was a Waste of Rain and all I can recall from the whole incident was a bunch of colour and thinking "Why the fuck not this game sucks anyway I might as well blow things up".

I should probably try and look in to what happened actually. See if I've got any records on this here computer somewhere. (seer of law had a thing for making everyone make huge arse records on what happened in that session)

[musicalDecay]

okay, how about this one story. was the waste of doom. managed to create 2 ring wraiths and a deadly plague on half the planets by over powering my berserk power. we only managed to win because two ring wraiths using red miles? yeah, the king was basically dead by the time we found him.

[wingedWatcher]

Halfway through our first session, for reasons I never did figure out, the angels on everyone's planets decided, you know what? Fuck the underworld. We'd rather pull our bullshit rules topside and kill a bunch of people. Half of our players were hiding out on their dream-moons, two more were dead of angel bullshit, and everyone was panicking. Yours truly came to the conclusion that obviously the only rational way to deal with this was to entirely remove the atmosphere of all the lands. EVERY SINGLE ANGEL died within the first half-hour, nevermind imps and shit. It was totally epic. Just. This wave of choking, eye-popping death and grist. Only.

Did you know that consorts and also fellow players tend to be in better health when not exposed to hard vacuum? It's true.

Two managed to godtier(and later killed each other), and the last pair had bunked down together so the one who woke up first smooched the other before he died. They were not super pleased.

[musicalDecay]

As a first time waste player. I understand you're situation. No one likes how we deal with bad situations. The hate is always the worst part.