Post by mildlyApathetic on May 28, 2012 18:20:01 GMT -5
Alright, I guess I’ll start this off. This is day five of my Sburb adventure. Whenever I get out of this situation, my review of this game will not be positive. They should have added a warning sign on it or something.
My land is dark as fuck and I really don’t want to explore right now, so I’ll type up what’s happening instead. I am currently typing on some weird bed, which is out of any type of house and is exposed to the wilderness. No bugs, fortunately, but I don’t like being this vulnerable. I’d go back to my house, but I’m worried there are still a bunch of imps in there and I really, really don’t feel like fighting.
My three friends and I began Sburb and weird shit started happening. Ryo (RA) entered first and I was his server player. I should have known something weird was afoot when the game allowed me to trash his house. Also, FYI, your house is so clean Ryo. Shame on you. D:
Anyways, once Ryo avoided the meteor strike, it was apparently my turn. My parents weren’t home, thank god, and didn’t notice when my server player began throwing things out windows. I panicked and just barely missed being crushed. Made my old, barely touched tablet useful by turning it into Tabletsprite before entry. He drew pictures in the air to tell me stuff, but that game was annoying, so I reluctantly (understatement of the fucking century) added my terrified cat into the mix. Thus, Tabletkittysprite was born. Since TK-sprite could talk through his meows, I guess I feel less guilty about it. And the FAQ said that everything except us would die anyways, so at least I’m trying to save my pet.
Got passed the first gate with my trusty kitchen knife slicing monsters up as they came close. Got to say, I’m glad they explode into grist and not blood or I’d be traumatized as fuck.
Then after I got into my land over half of my friends ditched me.
My server player, Lungs (his name’s Jon, but we don’t call him that), went out of contact pretty quick once he entered the game. He’s probably busy fighting / enjoying his land. I’m guessing it’s the Land of Cigarettes and Cute Anime Girls. My last friend, Matt, also went silent, though he’s never very talkative. I kinda hope he didn’t die. Ryo would have more info because he’s his server player.
Fuck, I’m rambling. I think it’s because I’m still unnerved over this whole situation, so I apologize for long post (though I could go on for weeks about these past five days).
Okay, actual information:
- I am the Maid of Fate. Fate seems useful, though I’m not sure how I’m supposed to be a Maid. The FAQ said that Maids make everything run smoothly and it looks like I’ll have to team-up a lot. Could be annoying.
- The consorts told me that other titles are Mage of Space, Heir of Dreams, and Bane of Sand. Ryo told me the first title is his, and I guess that Lungs is the Heir and Matt is the Bane because it suits them. (inb4 Lungs is the Bane and Matt is the Heir).
- My land is the Land of Stars and Plains. It’s dark except for the sky, which is beautifully lit. The land is very flat and stretches on for miles. All this emptiness would make me more unnerved if it wasn’t for my huskie-consorts. I thought they were wolves at first, but they’re way too friendly and annoying to be anything but dogs. I’m kinda avoiding them right now. The only creature I like is TK-sprite. He reminds me of home.
So that’s what’s been happening right now. I need to go back to my house eventually and grab all my books and other stuff before they’re totally wrecked. I hope the imps have cleared out by now. <_<
My land is dark as fuck and I really don’t want to explore right now, so I’ll type up what’s happening instead. I am currently typing on some weird bed, which is out of any type of house and is exposed to the wilderness. No bugs, fortunately, but I don’t like being this vulnerable. I’d go back to my house, but I’m worried there are still a bunch of imps in there and I really, really don’t feel like fighting.
My three friends and I began Sburb and weird shit started happening. Ryo (RA) entered first and I was his server player. I should have known something weird was afoot when the game allowed me to trash his house. Also, FYI, your house is so clean Ryo. Shame on you. D:
Anyways, once Ryo avoided the meteor strike, it was apparently my turn. My parents weren’t home, thank god, and didn’t notice when my server player began throwing things out windows. I panicked and just barely missed being crushed. Made my old, barely touched tablet useful by turning it into Tabletsprite before entry. He drew pictures in the air to tell me stuff, but that game was annoying, so I reluctantly (understatement of the fucking century) added my terrified cat into the mix. Thus, Tabletkittysprite was born. Since TK-sprite could talk through his meows, I guess I feel less guilty about it. And the FAQ said that everything except us would die anyways, so at least I’m trying to save my pet.
Got passed the first gate with my trusty kitchen knife slicing monsters up as they came close. Got to say, I’m glad they explode into grist and not blood or I’d be traumatized as fuck.
Then after I got into my land over half of my friends ditched me.
My server player, Lungs (his name’s Jon, but we don’t call him that), went out of contact pretty quick once he entered the game. He’s probably busy fighting / enjoying his land. I’m guessing it’s the Land of Cigarettes and Cute Anime Girls. My last friend, Matt, also went silent, though he’s never very talkative. I kinda hope he didn’t die. Ryo would have more info because he’s his server player.
Fuck, I’m rambling. I think it’s because I’m still unnerved over this whole situation, so I apologize for long post (though I could go on for weeks about these past five days).
Okay, actual information:
- I am the Maid of Fate. Fate seems useful, though I’m not sure how I’m supposed to be a Maid. The FAQ said that Maids make everything run smoothly and it looks like I’ll have to team-up a lot. Could be annoying.
- The consorts told me that other titles are Mage of Space, Heir of Dreams, and Bane of Sand. Ryo told me the first title is his, and I guess that Lungs is the Heir and Matt is the Bane because it suits them. (inb4 Lungs is the Bane and Matt is the Heir).
- My land is the Land of Stars and Plains. It’s dark except for the sky, which is beautifully lit. The land is very flat and stretches on for miles. All this emptiness would make me more unnerved if it wasn’t for my huskie-consorts. I thought they were wolves at first, but they’re way too friendly and annoying to be anything but dogs. I’m kinda avoiding them right now. The only creature I like is TK-sprite. He reminds me of home.
So that’s what’s been happening right now. I need to go back to my house eventually and grab all my books and other stuff before they’re totally wrecked. I hope the imps have cleared out by now. <_<
