Might as well

[casualUcalegon]

This is gonna sUck. I jUst learned from scalebeastsprite that I'm a Prince of Doom. That is not the kind of role I am good at. That and I'm the lowest of all of the players. My server player is a nook-sniffing blUeblood, even. Maybe if I'm lUcky she won't try to kill me. At least RS is sympathetic. Think she's a veteran; that seems to make them less picky aboUt teammates.

I need allies. Too bad my role forbids being a sneaky bastard.

[casualUcalegon]

The Witch made a memo and basically ordered everyone to list their Roles, Denizens, and any pertinent information. The Maid made a stink aboUt it becaUse she's jUst slightly more pUrple than Witchy, bUt gave in. Here's what we have so far:

Me, Prince of Doom, 14, 3rd session
qUalityWares, Sage of Space, 8, 4th session
simplyMelodic, Bard of Time, 13, 1st session (poor bastard)
spaceRock, Dame of Rage, 15, 1st session (poor bitch)
restlessScavenger, Witch of Mist, 9-11 (she's not sure after having played so often. According to her she started at 6) 12th session
laughingSerious, Maid of Light, 5 (!), 2nd session

Known issUes: Dame got hit with platonic hate at first sight with me. Or at least with my class. The Witch seems less stable than I initially thoUght, given how qUickly she scared Maid into compliance. That's indigos for U. On a more worrying note, she's aware I asked this forUm for advice. Welp.

EDIT: More information has arisen. Will be Updated as needed.

Me: Land of Dye and Stone, AnkoU, pink barkbeasts
QW: Land of Steps and Frogs, ?, orange slitherbeasts
SM: Land of Sand and Silver, ?, red scalebeasts
SR: Land of Flame and Iron, Alala, green hornbeasts
RS: Land of Fog and Spires, EUthenia, blUe featherbeasts
LS: ?, ?, ?

[casualUcalegon]

First player conflict. The Maid tried to pUll hemorank on the Witch when she's only jUst slightly more pUrple than her. Really, what is it with indigos? As U can imagine, it did not tUrn oUt very well given that the Witch is aboUt twice the Maid's age. Threats were made and they may actUally be acted on if not taken serioUsly. Vivisection doesn't soUnd like fUn at all.

It's not like we need a Maid of Light to win. She's yoUng and stUpid too. A liability.

On a more game-related note, I foUnd oUt my consorts are barkbeasts. Bright pink, highly aggressive barkbeasts. I beat a coUple in single combat and they're treating me with grUdging respect now.

[casualUcalegon]

Second player conflict. The Witch followed through on the threat. The Maid isn't dead yet, bUt she's not doing very well. The Dame did not react well to the news and she's taking it oUt on the Sage. I think she tried to attack the Witch, but got rank pUlled on her.

The Sage is hiding oUt in my Land to avoid her. This is a good opportUnity to get some strings pUlled with him. I'll start with discUssing oUr previoUs sessions while taking him on some qUests.

I gUess I shoUld describe my land. I'm in the Land of Dye and Stone, and it is covered in jagged rocks painted with depictions of weird shit. There are bits of colored cloth tied to some of the dUller ones, kind of like flags or banners. My hive is at the bottom of a pit, and gUess what? The walls are too sharp to climb Up. GUess I'm relying on portals Until I alchemize a flying machine.

On a note: I foUnd my Denizen, AnkoU. Yay. He's an immaterial shadow. How am I sUpposed to defeat a shadow?

[casualUcalegon]

FUck the Witch. JUst... FUck her with a rUsty bUcket.

I was very nearly done finding a Legendary Piece of Shit (which I sUspect is a carved horn; previoUs player was a creepy bUlgesack apparently), when I got a call from the Witch telling me to get my ass over to the Maid's hive qUick-like. I got there not five minUtes before she died of the woUnds the Witch had given her. Do U get what that means? That means the Witch knew how long it woUld take someone to die from having her body cavity sliced opened and roUghly sewn Up again. She's done that before, and likely to a lot of trolls.

Witch wanted me to do the revival thing. I refUsed initially, bUt she made a rather obliqUe threat to do the same thing to me. FUck if I'm dying to crazy indigoblood.

Ugh, I kissed a five-sweep old indigo. Someone cUt my tongUe oUt and set it on fire, please.

[casualUcalegon]

Well.

U know how Witchy knows I Use this forUm? She saw my post here and I can't actUally tell whether she took offense to the "serioUsly, fUck indigos" bit. She jUst gave me a weird smile that may or may not be threatening and showed me the printoUt.

On another note, the Dame gave me a cUp of horn polish mixed with rUm. It might be a reconciliation thing? I hope so, bUt knowing my lUck she forgot aboUt the herbicide-drinking incident and honestly tried to poison me. At least she's less obvioUsly demeaning of me, since I did revive her better and all. Eh, sneaky is better than obvioUs. I know sneaky bastardry, and there were ever a blUeblood aroUnd that coUld oUt-sneaky me then I'd have lost everything long before the game.

Speaking of everything, it's good to know he's safe. It's like there's a weight off my mind. Of coUrse, there are still other weights on accoUnt of me still being in a session with a bUnch of highbloods. That's not changing at all.

I'm back to qUesting in my Land, hoping to pick Up some good abilities to be properly Princely with. I'm considering making a UU with the Sage of Space. I mean, it's a story thing right? Sages advise royalty, who promptly ignore it and do their own thing and in the end everyone's sUffered horribly or is dead.

All's qUiet on the Bard front. Weird, for a Time player. Ud expect a first-timer to have a pUblic freakoUt after seeing his first dead self.

[casualUcalegon]

Things have settled down a bit. The Sage and I are still qUesting, bUt on his land this time. I'll have to remember to Update my second post with more information on his land, bUt it is weird. Staircases everywhere and on any sUrface. U can walk on the ceiling of things if there's a staircase there for U to stand on. Gravity is oUt taking a walk, apparently.

The frogs are all packed away in glass containers stored in cUbbyholes Under the stairs. They're either asleep or dead and for the game's sake I'm hoping for the former. No sign of the Forge, bUt we haven't explored mUch yet so we probably jUst haven't rUn across it yet.

We have foUnd the Denizen's lair. Inaccessible yet, bUt whatever. From what I've heard of the others' Denizens, some are locked away and some seemed to be awake already. Calling it right now that it's a weird plot thing.

[casualUcalegon]

The Maid started a new memo. Apparently dying scared the shit oUt of her, becaUse the first thing she told Us was not to piss off the Witch. CongratUfUckinglations, indigo, U have a sUrvival instinct. Don't brUise it now.

She wants to organize Us into a force with defined roles and whatnot. I tactfUlly pointed oUt that we already have Roles, and it woUld be a bad thing to go against them. She got pissy at me, natUrally, bUt the Witch foUnd her way on and told her off. I'm pretty sUre the Witch wasn't even sUpposed to know aboUt the memo. The Dame sided with the Maid and it very nearly tUrned into a clUsterfUck, bUt then the Bard appeared and talked everyone down.

NatUrally, nothing got done after that. BlUh.