Carl and Kate's Swiftly Departing Sane Train

[rubberScarab]

NOTE: This log will lack my usual colored text in order to promote ease of perusal. Bright pink isn't exactly easy on the eyes.

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Me (Carl) and gildedVillein (Kate) will be co-authoring this log, at least as long as the two of use are in the same session. Who knows what'll happen after that. We'll start with the logs from the beginning of the session, but I wrote these things by hand so no way are we transferring them all to text at once. We'll update this periodically or whenever we feel like it.

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{SBURB: The "S" stands for sodomy. Session 15. Day 1. Log 1.}
The whisperings are quieter than usual... I must have rolled something other than Rain again. Too bad.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 1. Log 2.}
I've received correspondence from marginallyMendacious. Sounds like he's having trouble, but it was a bit vague. I sent a brief reply, and I await further details. Time to meet my next batch of coplayers, I'm not exactly excited.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 2. Log 1.}
I'm pleasantly surprised to be reunited with Kate. I hurried through a few gates and we partied the night away. Other coplayers are surprisingly pleasant. I have high hopes for this session.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 2. Log 2.}
MM got back to me. Internet communication is truly wonderous. Apparently a Waste of Blood on a berserk trigger can cast an ability remarkably similar to the dreaded red miles. The Pulse probably isn't too pleased with him after a stunt like that; though it sounds like the disaster has been more or less averted.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 5. Log 1.}
I have determined my Role as a Waste of Dreams. The Voices are gonna be pissed at me when I'm done with this session. In the mean time though, I've got to go dungeon diving for abilities.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 7. Log 1.}
Dream is proving to be a very potent aspect. My natural creative tendencies are doing me many favors right now. In other news, the rogue started trying to play matchmaker for me and Kate after realizing we knew each other. It's more than a little awkward.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 7. Log 2.}
I seem to have created some sort of semi-sentient golem, and it's not obeying any commands I give it. I'll have to be wary of this in the future. Then again, you have to be wary of everything when you're a Waste.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 13. Log 1.}
The golem had to be destroyed after it attacked our seer. Too bad, I was growing to like the little thing. The rogue has abruptly stopped her attempts to pair me with my best friend. I suspect feeling jams were involved, but no conformation as of yet. I'm taking a break from log writing until something more interesting happens.

{SB: TSSFS. Session 15. Day 33. Log 1.}
Waste powers are growing beyond control. I unintentionally destroyed the base of my dwelling spire yesterday. On the other hand, I've just painted a truly wonderful work of art, so I'm not bothered too much.
Also, Quest grinding has been going swimmingly, I plan to awaken my land within the week.

[gildedVillein]

Hehe, your logs are boring Carl. Where's the emotion, the enthusiasm? Mine will be way better, here's a sneak peek. I'll be abstaining from colored text here as well, for the same reason.

By the way, my session number is different since I've done one more than Carl, but the logs are from the same session.

{A Journal of Occasionally SBURB related bullshit. Session 16. Day 1. Log 1.}
Looks like this games batch of players includes a Rambunctious Rogue and a Sultry Seer, plus Carl is here too! Me and miss all-seeing aren't getting along perfectly, but having an old friend here more than makes up for it! I can't wait to get started.

{AJOOSBRB. Session 16. Day 3. Log 1.}
Wow, that acronym is ugly. Oh well, too late now. That's what I get for writing in pen. Anyway, it looks like I'm playing a Sylph of Breath. I think that's the fourth session in a row I've rolled Breath, actually.

{AJOOSBRB. Session 16. Day 3. Log 2.}
Some idiot prototyped the corpse of a carapace he managed to retrieve through some dreamself glitch. Now we're losing carapace reputation for killing regular enemies! This is exactly the kind of bullshit that this journal lives for.

{AJOOSBRB. Session 16. Day 7. Log 1.}
Carl found a lighter in his house, so now I can make flaming food again! Hooray! Speaking of Carl, he seems to have maxed out his grist stash already. I guess he's really taking to his new Aspect.

{AJOOSBRB. Session 16. Day 7. Log 2.}
Without going into too much detail, I think the Rogue is overstepping her boundaries a little. Her shenanigans are getting me a bit too flustered. ^_^ I might have to talk with her, there's going to be problems if this keeps up...