Chats from the IRC

[tungstenTinkerer]

((So sometimes on the IRC we... spontaneously break into roleplaying. I thought we'd use this to archive our chats.))

--- partecipants: genesisArtificer [GA], zephyrIce [ZI], tungstenTinkerer, lucidChthonia[LC].

GA: Also, shipping tT with a mind player?
GA: Mind Screw
ZI: *ba-dum-PISH*
TT: ... That sounded kinda dirty in that context
GA: so many contexts
GA: like at least 3
LC: all of the contexts
GA: all of them
ZI: all of them
LC: (oh god why did I make that joke)
GA: goddammit mist memes
ZI: XD
LC: I had the Mist player tell me that the power level of the giclops he just absconded from was over 9000
LC: so I blew up his voice recognition microphone patch
LC: He hadn't told me it was located on his throat
LC: Dude's going to have a right huge scar there once the Life player is finished
LC: I mean geez who puts their computers under their skin???
ZI: He'll probably say he got it from a gliclops...
LC: Just begging for infection
GA: no
LC: Well that's not false either
ZI: The scar, I mean
GA: from little dwarves
LC: (did I mention I'm the life player)
GA: oh man
ZI: Pfft haha
LC: (I totally didn't did I)
GA: you did on forum
LC: Ah fair
GA: like I am now a rhyme
GA: Rogue of Rhyme
LC: Has a nice ring to it.
GA: better than flow
TT: Bane of Flow here yo
LC: Doesn't compare to the Bard thinking it was a good idea to sing "If you liked it you should've put a ring on it!" on Derse within Jack Noir's earshot
TT: You are welcome
LC: Rain players are /so/ goddamn tiresome about that
TT: That sounds hilarious
LC: He also got arrested.
GA: Seventh time that week
TT: Those guys have /fun/. It's more than I can say about the rest of us.
GA: What can I say
GA: too cool for that now
TT: I mean, lifdoff? Instant fun.
ZI: I'm fun. I currently have my Seer's cat on my hear because she told me to watch it.
LC: You know I'm going to have to go there and designated-healer his bruises out because he'll whine about it again
ZI: *head
LC: Again
LC: Can't I ask for a little goddamn appreciation from time to time
LC: Apparently not
GA: Maids have it tough sister
TT: Ok.
TT: Just for checking
TT: did you force-feed veggies to anyone this session?
LC: Nope
LC: Not yet anyway
GA: don't
TT: Because that kind tends to alienate people's sympathies
LC: Considering my native's Mind I know quite well how frustrating that is to /other/ people
TT: I know it's difficult to bear the fact that they assume so few vitamins or something
GA: Ice cream sounds good
LC: then again doing the psychology thing is very much harder when suddenly your empathy is cranked up by an order of magnitude
GA: Heh
GA: I always thought that I got an easy aspect on my first run
LC: At least vitamins && chocolate is easy to melt and use as frosting on various baked goods
GA: ice cream && vitamins
GA: do this
LC: So what does it do anyway
GA: that will be either jucky
GA: or jummy
TT: What, with all the breeding duties and not wrecking the spacetime continuum and why is the outer space like that
TT: No thanks
GA: all depends on your alchemistry
TT: als
LC: Hmm, going to try that both && and ||
TT: also
LC: brb
GA: Ok
TT: don't do stuff with ice cream
GA: Space is cool
TT: don't bother
GA: try it
TT: it always ends in tears
LC: Ice cream? No. Astronaut ice cream? Yes.
GA: dreams don't die
GA: neither do astronauts
LC: Anything freeze-dried lasts a billion times longer, is super portable, and still retains the vast majority of nutritional value
GA: they are above portals when earth reckoning happen
GA: You know this from Growth don't you
LC: At this rate I'll probably end up feeding the entire team
TT: yes, but they die re-entering
LC: Very much so
LC: Also reading labels
TT: hahaha, yeah, it happens
LC: Reading comprehension is not an optional skill, kids!
LC: Just make sure the container's airtight, anyway
GA: horrorterror shits
GA: messing with my connection
TT: I will be honest, I am a... casual eater usually. That one time I got life I was all
GA: sorry
GA: so this is why you are so thin
TT: OMG I cannot believe I was doing that
TT: that's so unhealthy
TT: No, I'm thin because I have the metabolism of a ferret
TT: I cannot seem to put on weight no matter what I eat
GA: I must say that you were the first person that was taller than me
GA: that I met in my life
LC: To be honest that Food FAQ could be much improved by the addition of vegetables, but I know a losing battle when I see one.
GA: I eat blue shrooms from salamanders and live
LC: Forcing people to do something ends in tears, that's not a question.
GA: shit is good
LC: Only Rage could pull it off /maybe/
LC: and even then? Temporary
GA: I like rage
LC: I dunno Heart might be able to do more but I've never rolled it
TT: ...
GA: the woman I like has Rage
GA: *had
TT: LC
LC: probably because I'd be so good at it
TT: meassing with people's hearty thing to make them like vegetables
GA: oh man lC don't do power fantasies now
TT: is really really unethical
LC: So what is this "unethical" thing you speak of
TT: I can feel MG's glare frome here
GA: here it goes again
GA: mG would not approve
TT: she's looking at you
GA: oh god past me is a moron
TT: at she is not happy
TT: *and
LC: Okay.
LC: Why do you all talk about MG like Slenderdude or something
LC: An obsessive adherence to the rules of etiquette isn't the end of the world guys
GA: she will give a slenderlady a run for her money
GA: and you did not talked to her
GA: tT has it right
GA: she is a legend
TT: Oh god please no nononono
LC: Legends tend to crumble when you peek under them.
GA: a dark legend
GA: not that one
TT: i will not copy abilities without asking anymore
GA: she was in the sburb before me
LC: I wasn't talking about the underwear brand, GA
TT: please forgive me
GA: what?
GA: underwear
TT: nonononononono
GA: oh
TT: not the monocle
GA: Do you really need one
TT: not the monocle again
GA: preach it son
LC: Okay the Sylph's grabbing me and dragging me off to do some maturity quests because she says I'm doing it wrong
GA: sylph of what
GA: don't tell light
GA: please don't
LC: You guessed it. Light.
GA: oh fuck
GA: tall
GA: ?
GA: blonde
GA: ?
GA: probably dersite?
LC: No clue
LC: My eyes are kind of pointed towards dirt right now
GA: it is my girl now
GA: my beautiful girl
GA: tell her I love her
GA: give her a code
LC: You know what? I'm not going to serve as your petty notes-passer.
GA: 89ggag44
GA: why
LC: She's getting your pesterchum handle AND THAT IS ALL I AM GOING TO DO
GA: I would do this for you
GA: no she has mine handle
LC: Do what? Establish an underwear company:?
GA: *my handle
TT: dude lol what
LC: brb puzzle

[timelyTurnabout]

((Some of this was really funny))

[tungstenTinkerer]

((and then we spontanously broke into Rap Battles. Took it to the next level, y'know))

---Partecipants: genesisArtificer [GA], tenaciousTheseus , tungstenTinkerer , tellurianTaleteller , aspiredClockworks [AC], mislaidLullaby [ML]---

GA: oh hey NoTT
TT: Have you been here the entire time?
TT: I keep leaving and coming bac, and you're always here
GA: the man gA has a nuclear clockwork
GA: and knows the drill of teamwork
TT: Okay
TT: I don't know what that means, but okay
GA: when he goes be right back
GA: he has some imps to whack
TT: Still a little unclear
TT: Could you try not rapping?
GA: I try to raise my stamina
GA: cause it is minimal
GA: so yeah right that
GA: I could stop to rap
AC: Hey, hey hey, hold on jack.
AC: Your weak raps ain't any kinda' attack.
TT: Oh dear God
GA: I still try aC
AC: To prove you any good with the flow
AC: You gotta get better, you know?
GA: I get with my Rhyme
AC: So here I am, MC AC, here to rock the mic
GA: I have all the time
AC: Get you ready for the fight a your life.
GA: So you wanna to do a verbal strife
TT: It's not a true party without the TT
GA: The joint endeavor of true mangrit?
TT: I'll rap your shoes out of the door get ready
GA: Oh man tT has the flow
GA: get ready for the verbal blow
GA: i get the popcorn
GA: get ready for the show
GA: I have the favour of the Shade
GA: And your lyrical blade
GA: Is pretty dull you know
GA: cause it rusts in the snow
AC: Your rhymes are strong, your beat is steady / But you ain't got nothin' on me, baby. C'mon there, TT, you gotta know. / Just last session, my aspect was flow. Would you believe, I got the tiger / It was just me, my Shade and my Fire.
GA: LoRaP represent babe
GA: maybe you should calm your sick fires
GA: cause there is a man here
GA: that can burn the atmosphere
GA: with the conduct courtesy of GM lady
GA: Nobody under her ever gets shady
GA: So we will rock your universe now
TT: your rap fu is strong man / but maybe you should can / it 'fore it gets my attention / since you see I'm from a whole new dimension
GA: the frogs will cry
TT: Can/Dimension does not actually rhyme
GA: Get ready for the Rhyme Ascension
GA: NoTT watch out
AC: GM's is good, she lays down a good beat / but beatin' your raps, that's an easy feat. Gonna beat you down right now, right here / They gonna know it across the incipisphere.
GA: this is hell of the fight
TT: I'm just kind of watching from the background
GA: Burns and frostbites all the way
TT: And pointing and laughing
TT: Also, Smith of Flow
GA: aC what are you gonna say
TT: man/can attention /dimension, come on noTT don't break my groove / or I'll make sure to prove / you ain't shit / to my wicked beat
AC: Listen there, you / ya can't beat the muse. Insiprin you / with these sweet sweet tunes. They say I'm passive but look right here / When it comes to a rap, actively, I'm the one to fear.
GA: Rogues eat those fairy gits
TT: Fuck it
GA: For breakfest so you can do no shits
TT: Step down, son, I'm here, I've arrived
GA: I knew the muse way back down
TT: Don't stand up to me, you won't leave alive
GA: Oh god here comes the clown
TT: HERE COMES THE BAAAAAAAAAAANE clad in fire so scorching nobody survives the flame engorging
GA: 'cept of Rhyme cause when we freeze
TT: I'm the smith of Flow, and the flow is my soul
GA: The fires are breeze
GA: All fresh and cool like a midnight soul
GA: So smith my man
TT: And trying to rock my beat is gonna take its toll
AC: Come on man, smith and muse / Just 'cuz you're flow, you think that makes you hot news? Man, even though you got the flow / even though you twinkle, chump, I glow.
GA: where are those shits that I am supposed to run
GA: The rhyme you ho takes crap from noone
GA: So one can make me cry
TT: Sure you glow, like a Christmas light
GA: that would be only her
TT: But you aren't anything, don't even fight
TT: I'll take you down, wipe that smile from your face
TT: And you'll always regret trying to leave your place
GA: Im in my place
GA: The frozen land
GA: No shit no fire no sand
GA: I not gonna lie it is my soul
GA: Frozen like my home
AC: I may not be a fighter with my fists / but let my knives do the talking, we'll see who it gets. You think you smiths are good at alchemy? / Everytime I surpass you, perfectly.
GA: I get the santa from my deck
GA: everything goes to heck
GA: you will surely die in the blow
GA: that will leave only ice and snow
TT: AWWWWW SHIT put the santa down bro, learn to go with th flow
TT: Everyone knows, don't pit a knife against the axe
GA: The shade dictates to make it so
GA: tT my main bro
TT: You're gonna go down, son, that's just the facts
GA: All you do is talk
GA: no strife no fight
GA: it is like a park walk
GA: gonna make this right
TT: The flames inside of me burn all who come near
GA: it wont burn me cus I am ice baby
TT: and when I'm done, you'll learn the meaning of fear
GA: not only groovy but all Shady
AC: Son? don't you know me, man, I'm a lady / And you think that your jams are crazy? Don't jam with the best / If you find you can't even slam with the rest. You got nothing on me, the top rapping muse of Skaia / Now go home, before I have to feed you to the fire.
GA: Shit NoTT you get aC on fire
TT: I make my strife count / bro / i won't throw empty threats around / I make those count
GA: aC give him the flow he so desires
TT: (wait, lady? It says you're a guy on the forum)
TT: y'all seriously want to throw down with me?
TT: lookin' to find how shagnasty i can be?
TT: i'll letter you better, kid, watch and see
TT: shit's gon' fly higher than a 30-KC
AC: (I totally forgot to mirror my RP genre with my account)
TT: (Ah. K)
TT: Empty threats? Ha! No, my threats are full as can be
GA: We will see NoTT if you are strong enough
TT: Sit your ass back down, or I'll break you over my knee
GA: I would like to see you doing that
TT: My flow brings me forth, like a bat out of Hell
GA: To a man twice your size
TT: my rhymes are unprecedented, goddamn near lawless
TT: leaving the place in flames, cause they're that fucking flawless
GA: Hell is frozen man
TT: And you can't stop me, my fires aren't easy to quell
GA: And and you will learn cocytus pain
tellurianTaleteller i'll melt your cocytus, leave it near coma-tous[/color]
TT: don't push me no further, or my flow's gon' get serious
GA: Like I said you burn but I am Ice
GA: Baby you cannot burn Ice
AC: If you think you got the flow, TT, you're delirious.
GA: Frozen man of tundra
TT: Like we've never done that
TT: At the drop of a hat
TT: really man? it ain't that goddamn mysterious
GA: he is quite mad with that
TT: When the push comes to shove
TT: just a sick move
GA: He has the Groove
TT: and bam, nothing left
TT: AC you're beating that KC of yore, you must fucking higher than the top goddamn floor
TT: where the mad solid used to rest
TT: scraping the sky with your ass hanging out, pull up those britches 'fore i give you a clout
AC: Yeah, compaired to your skills I am higher / compaired to this room I'm in goddamn skaia!
GA: Skaia is the man there
AC: And what do you say about my hood when I went god tier? / You're so weak even your dreamself can't fly up here.
GA: has the glowing atmosphere
GA: but I dream obsidian now
TT: you're in skaia, all right. one echeladder too early
TT: and suddenly king B be looking pretty damn burly
GA: The Rhyme bron
ML: I gotta admit, I ain't impressed what y'all be calling rap/ I read a word and I feel like I'm about to take a nap
GA: Not the flow
ML: Girls and boys, you gotta step up your game!/ Come on, move on, 'cos the rules have been changed.
ML: Go on, keep working, ignore the breeze that makes you sway/ 'Cos it turns out I'm not all that bad at the role I play
ML: Smith of Breeze, yo, I indulge in devestation/ Y'all best sit back now and hand in your resignation.
GA: mL is the new in the block
TT: I am the fire that burns in the dark
GA: Are you trying to block
GA: The man of frozen rock
TT: You think you have bite, but you're just all bark
ML: Slam poetry is a hobby, a pet muse of mine/ Feel free to ignore me as I spin out a rhyme
TT: I'm the man still here, I'm still holding on
ML: But gents, the bard is here and she is not impressed/ Just keep on trying, I'mma give go ahead and give it a rest.
TT: i'm dropping lines like the rain, brother, hear me fucking bellow,
TT: 'cause these crazy-ass lines hide a man who's still mellow
TT: And frankly, your fires just make me want to yawn
GA: You say you have aRhyme
GA: A really good line
GA: I used to space
GA: win every race
GA: but now I am Shady
TT: it's still just a giggle, friend, 's only a game
TT: give it up, get on out, and clear out of my Rain
GA: Just calm and Ready
TT: Man you sealed your defeat by bringing up Space
GA: Rain turns to snow in my presence
TT: You may think your he king, but, son, I'm the Ace
GA: better run if you still have common sense
TT: You think you're hot shit, but you just ost the race
GA: we are not playing son
TT: *lost
GA: this is a deadly game
GA: and your flow is too tame
TT: Try to come up against me, you'll go home in disgrace
GA: I need not to win that the Lesson of Shade
TT: but tenacious, my friend, you've already lost face!
GA: The lesson that Sedna made
ML: In rolls another, are they here to slam rhymes? Or are you here to watch over the course of time?
GA: I am not moving noTT quit messin with my style
ML: We whisper, we rock, we swap blows like trading cards.
ML: Really, my expectations, they're scattered in shards.
GA: I will show you the fucking Frozen Holy Grail
TT: and lullaby, buddy, your name is too true
TT: you're trying to rock, but i'm still rocking you
GA: mL has the Rhyme mL has the Flow
ML: mL isn't sure where this rhyme's gonna go
GA: Tellurian, just enjoy the show
haltingPower wow.[/color]
GA: That was a sick blow
TT: I don't think any of us do
TT: i keep my feet to the ground, while y'all take to the sky
TT: just remember poor icarus, bitch flew too damn high
ML: No, I don't really think so
GA: That would or not be true
ML: See, despite my bravado, I'm not really that skilled.
ML: It is not with words that the Bard of Void killed
ML: It was with help, and a good dose of rage.
ML: It's just as well I'm not getting paid.
GA: The chill of the Null I the way you rhyme
GA: I like that roll, it speaks from your soul
TT: and still these people be wasting my time
GA: True words are made
TT: yet more to be said
GA: Also spoken by Shade
GA: tell the truth tellurian
GA: you lost and you are sad
TT: just call me delirion
TT: sorry, not even mad
TT: Uhg, gotta go
GA: The man got his flow
ML: That's another one now down for the count.
TT: hope he enjoyed the show
GA: that is the rain
GA: it turned to snow
GA: and down below
GA: on Purple Moon
GA: It will be soon
GA: the greatest spectacle
GA: made by tentacle
GA: Ok fuck I hate that crap
TT: (oh god the tentacles)
TT: (more like nonconsentacles)
ML: Dude, are you mad? Don't look at the sky!
GA: They wanna try the taste of my rap
ML: Or else you can kiss your sanity goodbye
GA: My sanity stat is off the roof I will be fine
GA: The stepped outta line
GA: Gotta smack the bitch
GA: Their claims are too rich
GA: They tell that they are sold
GA: But that man here is really gold
GA: the prospit fucker all the time
ML: Gold is weak, it's the putty of the metals.
GA: Untill his date with Rhyme
ML: Really, dude, do you want to get heckled?
GA: Gold Does not corrode
GA: as my convictions will never erode
GA: mL girl that is my Quest
GA: I have Derse to mess
AC: Dude you don't diss prospit, it's covered in bling / And compaired to Derse, its music is king.
TT: ga you're confusing your volume with value
TT: you're going for prolificy when you need some tal, you
ML: Compared to Derse, it's nothing but a bore.
ML: All my dreamself ever does is snore.
GA: I lived there now I live here
ML: Even awake! She passes in a daze.
ML: Really, the whole place is one gloomy haze
TT: same damn incipisphere
GA: Dream me was never a shooteye
GA: he never cried
GA: when his momma died
ML: Derse was quiet, a thing to admire.
GA: in atomic bonfire
ML: It's stories aren't all about how they'll expire
AC: Just 'cuz your dreamself sucks, that's not my fault / Prospit's got all the action within its walls. When's the last time Dersites gave you a good meal / and Ms. Paint, she can make anything heal.
GA: I like the purple
GA: Theme my girl
ML: Face it, admit it, Prospit's a flop!
GA: still those flagella in sky
GA: they twirl
GA: No girl stop
GA: Don't shame the golden fellas
GA: They have more gold that Rockerfeller
ML: The golden fellas ain't done nothin' but mope
GA: MS Paint is here
ML: Worse than that time a bear was a pope
GA: ms Paint is there
ML: Ms Paint means nothing to me.
ML: Unfortunately, I practice hetrosexuality
TT: ML you don't diss the ms paint
GA: rocks the incipisphere
ML: The girl is nice, she just don't inspire
GA: The girl just aint
ML: Dang, guys, you're acting like I want her to die in a fire
GA: mL she is the shit
GA: the new it
GA: the gilded git
ML: I don't think git means what you think it does
GA: Maybe
GA: try me
ML: To be a git is to be the worst sort of fuzz
ML: To grow and leech without shame or remorse
GA: In here bro
GA: git is the shit
ML: The sort who lives life on the very worse course
GA: people in jail say that
ML: To us, git is an insult of a high degree
GA: to people that
GA: know the crap
GA: their lives true
ML: Calling her that? T'ain't very merry.
GA: Both red and blue
ML: Nah, Ms Paint is okay, I'll give Prospit that
GA: Cut the crap
ML: But the misery? Dang, they need to put that under wrap
GA: I'll give you that one
GA: cause the Rhyme bro is gotta run
GA: trolls to shepherd
GA: kids to save
GA: You probably heard
GA: How they live in cave
GA: It is true
GA: Their blood can be blue
GA: so yeah
GA: gA is out
ML: Peace[/b]

[ventricularPipefitter]

...it's so beautiful.

Guys, I am weeping. Tears, at this beauty.

[aspiredClockworks]

I wanna ask you guys here, and we had this discussion afterwords: Which of us had the best raps? and, more importantly, and possibly the more honorable title: Which of us had the worst?

[bryoSynthesis]

Oh my god that was beautiful.

[genesisArtificer]

Thus spoke Maid of Flow. Never recieived greatest compliment.

you can probably see that my Rhyme needs work. I think my Denizen Sedna approves. However her rap is so fresh that I barely understand it.

Man I really need to grind that Verballistamina

[tenaciousTheseus]

Jeez, I am the worst rapper. It's me. I guess I was lucky to get this far into Flow before having to reveal that. Guess I better start grinding...

[mislaidLullaby]

I surpassed you in awful at several points. I am the worst rapper. It is me.

[genesisArtificer]

Apparently, this memo was so comical that the forces controlling scaling the Echeladder decided to elevate me 10 whooping rungs! I am the Frozen Cucumber now. It is me.