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Post by casualUcalegon on Jun 28, 2012 18:18:33 GMT -5
This is a perfectly hypothetical sitUation. YUp, nothing real aboUt it.
What woUld, hypothetically, happen if some nookstain of a coplayer decided to get all experimental with the wriggler versions of the players and, hypothetically, dashed one against the wall instead of getting it ready to send on the meteor express.
And what if, hypothetically, the lowblood of the session foUnd his own barely alive wrigglerself and shanked that nookstain coplayer throUgh the kidneys, bUt doesn't have the foggiest idea of how to make that wrigglerself not die on him. ObvioUsly, said lowblood has a rather large interest in not becoming a paradox. WoUld have. BecaUse this is hypothetical.
To continUe the scenario, the meteor express hasn't left yet and the coplayer's bUggered off to find herself a healing item. There is no sign of a Time player appearing to fix everything, doomed or not.
I'm sUre the grUb can spare bit more blood yet so, U know, no rUsh.
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Post by stanzicApparati on Jun 28, 2012 18:51:48 GMT -5
[RAngoon wArning]
SWaddle tHe gRub. LIfe PLayers - dOes yOur sEssion hAve aNy? ALso, rEcall tHat pAradoxen dO nOt nEed hEaling iTems. SPrites mAy bE oF aId.
I aM sOrry I cAnnot bE mOre dIrect iN tRying tO hElp. SOmeone pLease tRanslate wHat I jUst sAid?
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Post by apianAnchorite on Jun 28, 2012 20:03:11 GMT -5
Note that I don't know pretty much anything about wigglers. But this is my best advice until someone better comes along:
First, did you move the wiggler? If not, don't. First check whether it's breathing. Hopefully it is, or you know some sort of troll cpr, because I can't even begin to guess how to do that. Clear out passageways, press gently on lungs? Once its breathing, apply pressure to the open wounds to help stop the blood. Make soft compresses and tie them on with strips of fabric if you have to, tight but not tight enough to cut off bloodflow entirely. Then treat for shock, cause they're probably having some symptoms if they've lost all that much blood--keep their lower halves elevated, and wrap them up in something warm. Try not to let it sleep. Before moving them, gently as you can, for broken bones, particularly if there's a spine-equivalent; if there are breaks, try not to move them or you could risk paralysis.
I really hope someone who knows more about trolls or medicine or both comes along quickly.
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jun 28, 2012 22:35:36 GMT -5
I can do really basic first aid, bUt all I know is for adUlt trolls. No one really gives a shit aboUt pre-moUlt children. Hell, we don't even get a lUsUs Until after we lose oUr middle legs. I mean, I think anything broken will regenerate dUring the metamorphosis, bUt it's sUrviving that long that's the issUe.
I've had a look at the little bastard. It's breathing, bUt shallowly. A horn is cracked aroUnd the middle, its translUcent exoskeleton is split. I made a compress to stop the bleeding there, bUt it's sUch a big split... GrUbs don't have a spine eqUivalent as far as I know. The closest thing to internal bones are a cartilaginoUs skull and I think these sUbdermal plates that help sUpport it along with the exoskeleton. I don't know enoUgh aboUt pre-metamorphosis trolls to tell if there's any internal damage.
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Post by stanzicApparati on Jun 29, 2012 0:24:47 GMT -5
[RAngoon wArning]
OKay, I...aM gOing tO hAve tO eNlist mY mOirail's hElp hEre.
0k4y, wh4t 4m i even doing here? Cymmie b4sically just shoved her husktop 4t me 4nd told me to tr4nslate. Oh god why is she pl4ying ch4r4des?
Ok4y, ok4y, i think i underst4nd this. She cut 4 pillow open 4nd then pretended to pour 4 he4lth potion into it, so m4ybe you should do th4t for 4ny intern4l d4m4ge? 4nd now she's pushing the split edges together 4nd wr4pping it up with 4 sc4rf, so i think she w4nts you to use b4ndages or something to fix the split or 4t le4st hold things together?
I 4sked her wh4t to do 4bout the horn 4nd she just kind4 shrugged 4nd now she's dr4gging me off to go quest. Bye!
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jul 8, 2012 16:39:52 GMT -5
Let's hear it for forUm issUes, gUys.
I figUre I shoUld say how this tUrned oUt, thoUgh by now I'm bUsy getting yelled at by the indigo asshole while trying to pUll the Bard's craniUm oUt of his ass. Yes, ignore Ur doomed selves! That will go wonderfUlly for U!
SA, Ur pantomime advice worked pretty damn well. The mini-me isn't healed entirely bUt it's oUt of the sUn and home is in sight. I'm keeping it with me Until the Reckoning is slated to start jUst to make sUre it stays safe and that nookstain blUeblood doesn't try fUcking aroUnd with it again. The rest of 'em can keep well enoUgh on their own.
DUnno what to do aboUt the horn bUt eh it'll probably heal Up jUst fine dUring metamorphosis. In the meantime, bUilding Up some pain tolerance can only do my me good.
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Post by stanzicApparati on Jul 8, 2012 19:11:48 GMT -5
[RAngoon wArning]
IT's gOod tO hEar tHat yOu're oKay, cAsuca. IT hAs bEen a wHile sInce I hAd sOme uNalloyed gOod nEws.
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Post by apianAnchorite on Jul 8, 2012 22:51:05 GMT -5
I'm so glad to hear that it turned out ok. Hang in there, yeah?
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