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Post by technicolourCapitalist on Jul 21, 2012 7:24:04 GMT -5
Pokemon Shingle
WEED: Is that seriously the name. That's shit. That is a literal pile of shit.
I do what I want.
WEED: But you shouldn't. I mean look at that title.
I WAS RUNNING OUT OF COLOURS AND WHO DOESNT LIKE SHINGLE
SHINGLE IS GREAT
DONT SPEAK AGAINST MY SHINGLE MAN
WEED: Please just fire me already. Welcome to what is probably going to be a really strange Pokemon Fanadventure. The graphics won't be too great, but hey it's the story we're in it for right? Right?
I'm going to apologise right now because I have a really shitty sense of humour and anyone who glances at this is going to have to suffer through it. Slow and painful torture through bad jokes and puns, elongated metaphors and rambling.
Also I guess I should say that this isn't going to be the most traditional of Pokemon games. I mean I don't even know how I'm going to do battling. I'll find out when I get to it. For now we're just gonna have to run with it.
Aaand another note. I'm just gonna go ahead and say now that a sprite is never the character they were in the games, unless I say otherwise. > Press start.--achievement unlocked--
--introduce new character AUTHORITY-- On it. Been there done that. We're already in the game man. There's no turning back. Wait why would you unlock my character that makes no sense. I don't even have a sprite. > Begin the pointless professor lecture. --achievement unlocked--
--introduce new character PROF WEED--I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing you know. WEED: You don't pay me at all.HURRY UP AND WORK WEED: You're a sucky boss and I hate you.
WEED: Right. Okay. Ahem.
WEED: Hi! I'm Professor Weed and-
WEED: Wait, Weed? Seriously?WORK I SAID WORK WEED: I don't get payed enough for this.STOP TALKING BACK TO ME YOURE MEANT TO BE A PROFESSOR OF POKEMON NOT A SNARKY FOURTH WALL BREAKER WEED: Wow okay calm down I'm doing it I'm doing it.
WEED: Hello! ...again. As I before, I'm Professor Weed, and I'm here to talk to you about the world of Pokemon! But first, I'll need to know a few things about you;  --achievement unlocked--
--girl or boy--
WEED: Second, what's your name? I also know that, since I'm kind of all knowing and stuff, but hey. Questions are fun.
WEED: Third, where are you from? I happen to be from the exact same place. I don't even know the plot here. Have I actually forgotten where I live?
WEED: When you've finished answering the really easy to answer questions, just float on over to my house and I'll throw a Pokemon at you or something.THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE QUESTIONS WEED: Oh piss off.--empty-- --none-- --none-- POKEDEX: 0 seen, 0 owned
--introduce new character AUTHORITY--
--introduce new character PROF WEED--
--boy or girl-- |
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Post by casualUcalegon on Jul 21, 2012 11:31:53 GMT -5
1. Female
2. Alex North
3. Shade Town
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jul 21, 2012 15:29:24 GMT -5
Girl, Maggie Winters, Pallet Town (?)
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Post by technicolourCapitalist on Jul 21, 2012 16:03:24 GMT -5
> Answer the questions.--achievement unlocked--
--reveal your secret identity-- You're on it, you're totally on it. Your name is MAGGIE WINTERS and you're a GIRL. How could you not know this from looking. Seriously PROF. Seriously. You are from a small town called SHADE TOWN, just north of RED CITY and west of YELLOW SHORE. And when you say small, you mean SMALL. You live in the smallest city in all of the INCIPI REGION. You are DWARFED by EVERY SINGLE TOWN EVER. But it's totally cool because you have the SMARTEST PROF out of the lot. Take that BIG PLACES. Your PARENTS used to be POKEMON TRAINERS, but gave up the trade to settle down and have the GLORIOUS CHILD that is you. You are going to shortly be following in THEIR FOOTSTEPS, as you go on your way to become THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS. Since you live in such a SMALL PLACE, you've not got very much WORLD KNOWLEDGE. In fact, you have no WORLD KNOWLEDGE, and you're probably going to DIE minutes after leaving your FRONT DOOR. However, you have read a lot of STORIES and seen lots of MOVIES about the OUTSIDE WORLD, so you hope that it will give you some kind of CHANCE. You HIGHLY DOUBT it, but hey, a girl can dream. That and you have inherited a POKEMON from your PARENTS. With any luck you can RELY ON YOUR POKEMON until you actually know what you're doing. That could take A LONG WHILE. This POKEMON really has a LONG JOB ahead of it. The only thing left is WHAT NOW? And what exactly was your POKEMON again? --empty-- #??? ??? "???" - ? - LV???
CLASSIFICATION - ???
HP - ???% TYPE - ??? ABILITY - ???
ITEM - ???
MOVES - ???, ???, ???, ??? #??? ??? "???" - ? - LV??? POKEDEX: 1 seen, 1 owned
--introduce new character AUTHORITY--
--introduce new character PROF WEED--
--boy or girl--
--reveal your secret identity-- |
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jul 21, 2012 20:16:04 GMT -5
Bulbasaur female, you nicknamed her Casey, obvs. How could you forget it?!
Also, Maggie: exit your room and have The Talk with your Custodian
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jul 21, 2012 23:33:25 GMT -5
Your no-good former fisherman dad saddled you with the leftovers of a particularly lackluster catch. You are pretty sure this Shellder is exactly as mentally handicapped as it looks.  You really should give this thing a name one of these days. |
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Post by technicolourCapitalist on Jul 22, 2012 3:23:24 GMT -5
> Maggie: Show off your Bulbasaur partner.What, CASEY? Oh, you wish. She's less of a partner and more of a... well, an imaginary partner. You don't like talking about your imaginary POKEMON friend. It's kind of weird. You'll have to find a BULBASAUR one of these days to stop people looking at you like you're crazy. > Show off your... other starter Pokemon?Now you're just trying to rub it in. That's rude. You were lucky enough not to get a STARTER POKEMON. You were landed with that wonderful, wonderful POKEMON that your dad caught for you. Damn him and his fisherman ways. > Just show us the Pokemon already.  --achievement unlocked--
--the fishermans reject--#090 Shellder "Casey" - Female - LV5
CLASSIFICATION - Bivalve Pokémon
HP - 100% TYPE - Water ABILITY - Skill Link
ITEM - None
MOVES - Tackle, Withdraw, --, -- Fine. This is your SHELLDER, which you loving named after your imaginary partner CASEY. That is literally the only similarity between the two. While imaginary CASEY is a big strong GRASS TYPE who won't take anyones shit, real CASEY is this floppy, mentally handicapped WATER TYPE. Maybe PROF WEED will replace her with something. You'd take anything really. Even a PIKACHU. > Exit the room and have the Talk with your Custodian.Why would you do that. That's a terrible idea. That's horrific. You'll get eaten alive by your MUM'S sheer happiness. And DAD'S probably fishing so he isn't a problem. But MUM is. > Move. Down the stairs. Go. You'll have to eventually.With an almighty sigh you decide it's probably for the best. Even if it does suck. You march over to the computer and send a quick message: Pokechum Log
--tactlessSmuggler poked uncannyAnatomy--
TC: hey prof!!
TC: i know you said to go over right after those questions but i kind of have to have the Talk with mum so,,,
TC: i could be a while.
UA: Wow. Good luck.
--tactlessSmuggler went offline--
UA: You'll need it. And then you're set to go. Oh joyous day. You march down the stairs and- MUM: Oh, Maggie!MAGGIE: Oh dear. --achievement unlocked--
--introduce new character MUM----empty-- #090 Shellder "Casey" - Female - LV5
CLASSIFICATION - Bivalve Pokémon
HP - 100% TYPE - Water ABILITY - Skill Link
ITEM - None
MOVES - Tackle, Withdraw, --, -- #090 Shellder "Casey" - Female - LV5 POKEDEX: 2 seen, 1 owned
--introduce new character AUTHORITY--
--introduce new character PROF WEED--
--boy or girl--
--reveal your secret identity--
--the fishermans reject--
--introduce new character MUM-- |
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jul 22, 2012 5:23:13 GMT -5
Deal with all the happysass your MOM is going to throw in your direction
Parental Pokemon Strife?
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Post by ballisticSpectacle on Jul 22, 2012 23:56:27 GMT -5
It's too early in the morning to deal with this right now.
Get some COFFEE first.
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Post by technicolourCapitalist on Jul 27, 2012 21:40:44 GMT -5
Sorry this is late and stuff but I've been without internet for a while and I got it back yesterday but then olympics so this is today at like. Three in the morning. Okay good. > Get some coffee or something. It's too early for this.Yep, it's totally way too early in the morning for you to deal with this shit. You walk over to the fridge and pull out a coffee, because that is where all food is kept in SHADE TOWN, and most every single town of the INCIPI REGION. Why ever would you keep coffee anywhere else, that's a crazy ide- Excuse you CASEY what are you doing in the sink. And your PARENTS wonder why you complain. Just as you are about to take a sip of the delicious, caffienated drink, you feel a chill rush through you. You swear to AUTHORITY that if your MUM doesn't keep her happysass to herself you're going to slap her round the face with CASEY. And that hurts. You would know. Another chill rushes down your spine as MUM'S happysass is unleashed upon your innocent soul. You suppose it's time to deal with the issue here. AUTHORITY save your poor soul. > Deal with your issues.--achievement unlocked--
--grow some balls-- Chatter Log-- MAGGIE chattered with MUM-- MAGGIE: Mum. Mum what are you doing?MAGGIE: Scrap that, why are you doing it?MAGGIE: Do you like seeing me in pain? Is that it?MUM: Dear, I simply have no idea what you're on about!MUM: I'm just stood here.MUM: Watching this TV.MUM: I like this show. It's got all these useful tips about being a Pokemon trainer.MUM: Oh, you should watch it with me! It'll help with your new adventure!MAGGIE: No mum stop. Why can't you be one of those grouchy parents who doesn't want me to leave because I'm not mature enough.MAGGIE: Why are you so happy all the time I don't understand. It confuses me.MUM: Why wouldn't I be? You're going on an exciting adventure!MUM: Oh, it's just like when I was growing up! That's how I met your DAD you know, while I was on my adventure!MAGGIE: It's not an adventure it's a journey.MUM: He was sat by a lake fishing and I wandered over and sat next to him, asking if he knew the directions to YELLOW SHORE. I was so desperate for a PSYDUCK, you see!MAGGIE: You had to ask why didn't you take a map. That would make sense.MUM: And he told me he didn't know either! And that he was looking himself, and that he'd just stopped for a fishing break.MAGGIE: Are you even listening.MUM: So we sat and talked and laughed about how we were pretty lost. He showed me REGINALD - he was a MAGIKARP then, a tiny little MAGIKARP.MAGGIE: I suppose not. I could say whatever I want. You've been blinded by happysass.MUM: And what a cute MAGIKARP he was! Oh, I bet you could catch one just as cute though! Perhaps even cuter!MAGGIE: I'm eloping. With an anime. I'm married to PICO. I couldn't resist his child like charm. His child charm.MUM: You'll have to show me, you know, your POKEMON. They'll be just adorable, I can tell. Just as cute as your CASEY!MAGGIE: Okay how can you even ignore me. I'm marrying a shota. Does this mean nothing to you.MUM: Oh, what was that dear? I must have gotten carried away...MAGGIE: No, really? Jeez. I said I was marrying a shota. Me and PICO are going to run away and marry.MUM: Aww, how sweet!MAGGIE: I actually give up. Goodbye. Screw having the Talk, nothing's going down here.MUM: ...MAGGIE: ...MUM: Did you just say the Talk?MAGGIE: Um. x1 Coffee, White, Two Sugars #090 Shellder "Casey" - Female - LV5
CLASSIFICATION - Bivalve Pokémon
HP - 100% TYPE - Water ABILITY - Skill Link
ITEM - None
MOVES - Tackle, Withdraw, --, -- #090 Shellder "Casey" - Female - LV5 POKEDEX: 2 seen, 1 owned
--introduce new character AUTHORITY--
--introduce new character PROF WEED--
--boy or girl--
--reveal your secret identity--
--the fishermans reject--
--introduce new character MUM--
--grow some balls-- |
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Post by ballisticSpectacle on Jul 27, 2012 23:31:05 GMT -5
Avoid The Talk.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2015 12:11:24 GMT -5
Ya know, "the talk" about Pokemon Breeding that all new Trainers have to go through. About that Arceus and the blind-as-all-hell Daycare Grandpeople.
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