blacksnout
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Post by blacksnout on Aug 22, 2012 1:05:45 GMT -5
Hello, I'm BlackSnout, the Guide of Flow. as you can tell by the subject, this is a question of whether someone does or does not possess the disease known simply as, 'the derp'. You see, I have this other player who sticks by my side who is simply known as "Cinnamon". her irc handle, however, is "AGENTCINNAMON". she is the most obnoxious player i have ever had the pleasure of knowing ever.
First she rambles about how she can 'feel' a certain thing and she 'knows to trust her Shpirits'. that's fine and all, she's the maid of fate.
but she's also very stupid. not insultingly- well yes insultingly stupid. she's obnoxious. she types all caps and calls herself "THE BESTH MAID OF FATE WIZZARD EVUR".
It's ridiculous. is there a cure for a derp of this magnitude?
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Post by stanzicApparati on Aug 22, 2012 1:48:41 GMT -5
Okay, first question: have you tried thwapping her upside the head?
If you have and she's still acting like this...well, drag her through a few maturity quests. Hopefully she'll get better. The all-caps thing is either Rangoon or she's having trouble seeing regular-sized text. Get her some better computer-glasses, maybe, and if that doesn't fix it, see if anyone will give her a quest to cure Rangoon.
(Also, if she's slurring her words, she may be drunk.)
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on Aug 22, 2012 1:53:15 GMT -5
Firstly, are you sure she isn't just drunk? Because for a game mostly played by adolescents, there are a lot of alcoholics running around. (What am I saying? It's a bunch of unsupervised teenagers. It'd be more surprising if they didn't drink, regardless of how stupid that is.)
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Post by genesisArtificer on Aug 22, 2012 4:48:50 GMT -5
kids remember, don't play on drugs. or vodka. leave it to me.
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silentAnswer
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Post by silentAnswer on Aug 22, 2012 6:16:31 GMT -5
Don't take this the wrong way, Blacksnout, but I think Cinnamon falls more in line with what I would expect out of my consorts than you do. So unless the game rolls up the majority of its consorts pre-derped, which I'm doubting, this is probably her normal behavior.
I think what may've happened is that Blacksnout here just applyed playerdom to a normal consort, and wound up fairly normal as a result, but Cinnamon tried to layer it on top of the Secret Consort template.
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