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Post by cannonOverload on Oct 21, 2012 16:37:47 GMT -5
URGENT STATEMENT: I DO NOT KNOW WERE ELSE TO PUT THIS INFO, BUT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS NOW.
STATEMENT: THE ULTIMATE REWARD IS NOT GLITCHED. IT HAS BEEN INTENTIONALLY TAMPERED WITH THROUGH OVER A BILLION SEPARATE PIECES OF CODE SCATTERED FAR AND WIDE THROUGHOUT THE ULTIMATE REWARDS CODING. THE PIECES, INDIVIDUALLY, APPEAR TO BE PART OF THE MAIN CODE, BUT WHEN LOOKED AT AS A WHOLE, FORM THE MOST CONVOLUTED "FUCK YOU" I HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS WAS 'DESIGNED' TO LOOK HARMLESS TO ANY ONE SCANNING THE CODE THOROUGHLY WHO DID NOT KNOW THE ULTIMATE REWARD WAS DAMAGED. >o[
STATEMENT: I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND THIS INFO ONLY THROUGH SEVERAL MONTHS OF CONSTANT WORK. UNFORTUNATELY, REMOVAL OF THE MALICIOUS CODE IS IMPOSSIBLE, AS IT IS SO THICKLY INTERTWINED WITH THE ULTIMATE REWARDS CODE THAT ONLY DESTROYING THE ULTIMATE REWARD ITSELF WOULD REMOVE THE CODE. THIS IS ONLY TO MY KNOWLEDGE, HOWEVER. SHOULD MORE SYNTHETICS ARRIVE, FURTHER KNOWLEDGE ON THIS SUBJECT MAY BE OBTAINED.
CLOSING STATEMENT: I NEED TO REST FOR SEVERAL HOURS, MY PROCESSORS STILL ACHE BADLY FROM ALL THE CODING. <o[
[STATEMENT: DISCREDITED DUE TO PSYCHORUINS.]
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Post by societalFlame on Oct 21, 2012 18:58:46 GMT -5
[Rrangoon warrning.]
I am skeptical of thhis thheorry. Hhow hhave you come to know thhis?
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Post by cannonOverload on Oct 21, 2012 20:07:47 GMT -5
REPLY: AS I SAID, SEVERAL MONTHS OF CONTINUOUS MANUEL COMBING THROUGH OF THE ENTIRE CODE, NON-STOP. 11, TO BE EXACT. AS AN AI, I CAN THINK FAR FASTER THAN ANY ORGANIC COULD EVEN COMPREHEND, AND INTERACT WITH THE GAME CODE DIRECTLY. FOR AN ORGANIC TO FIND THIS WOULD TAKE AT LEAST 3 YEARS, NOT INCLUDING EATING AND SLEEPING.
STATEMENT: I MUST SAY THAT AS I HAVE FOUND THIS IN ONLY ONE SESSION SO FAR, THIS IS STILL A THEORY. I WILL NEED TO CONFIRM THIS IN FUTURE SESSIONS. THIS EXPERIMENT IS STILL IN PROGRESS. o\
HELP WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED, THOUGH. o]
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Post by mislaidLullaby on Oct 22, 2012 9:38:11 GMT -5
<| Okay, I gotta admit, I'm kinda iffy on this too |>
<| Exactly HOW did you get ahold of the raw code? That's not just a thing people can up and do without there being a lot more going on in the background than they are usually willing to admit |>
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on Oct 22, 2012 14:32:15 GMT -5
Especially as a Guard of Stars. A Seer, particularly with either a Rain aspect or a degree of Corruption, might be able to get a few glimpses, but actually being able to view the code in it's entirety?
Even the folks who code the game themselves don't usually know even half of what they've made, even if they do have access to it. Pretty sure, from what I recall when I asked about it, that this is because the Client and Server programs, the bits us players get access to, aren't the full code of the game, just the parts needed to handle connecting to it (and even those are a nightmarish labyrinth of incomprehensible coding written by either an genius or a monkey with a typewriter).
Seriously CO, something is off. The clusterfuck of ~ATH that Sburb is coded in, if you do somehow manage to get access to it, can be impenetrable, even to synthetic intelligences such as yourself. Whoever or however you got access to what you think is the game's code, something is seriously off. Get one of the other code-jockies around the community to double-check what that shit actually is, stat, because chances are it could be very, very bad.
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Post by cannonOverload on Oct 22, 2012 21:47:58 GMT -5
TRUTHFUL STATEMENT: I... ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW I ACTUALLY GOT ACCESS TO THIS CODE, WHICH IS EXTREMELY TROUBLING. LET ME CHECK MY RECORDS...
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
I THINK I WAS, AND STILL AM HALLUCINATING.
WOULD EXPLAIN THE FACT THAT I APPEAR TO BE MADE OF...
IIIIMMMPPPSSS!!!!
NOIUGBHNEOUYN8
IVWFQUF03WHYWHYWHYYKJYTD8
5768FAUGHHHHHHH1887425BF
JKSDBFSKEHELPMEUOGW
F3NRCV0OHGODWHY9834N8WFPOIUCBH9
WHY?
*CONNECTION LOST*
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on Oct 23, 2012 11:47:25 GMT -5
...
Well then.
That happened.
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Post by cursedGardener on Oct 23, 2012 12:22:30 GMT -5
... Are you sure he is [Stars] and not [Rain]?
If not now then at least a clingy whispering?
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Post by cannonOverload on Oct 23, 2012 18:46:54 GMT -5
*CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED*
QuErY:sdgeoiuv
weviurvboHELPsgef
dvMEgwerf
bgwrESCAPEdw9gvb8rhjv
8iou4y25PSYCHORUINSn9v7825
gf8u4jgPROCESSORSn94jg893u
50g984nMALLLLLFUNCTIONINGINGINGj0g8hn
b90u4n398jv4REQUESTING8gbn
98gASSISTANCEu3498gu
345nb9vHELP8b3
vb5nHELPMEb95uvn6
3og856gePLEASE98
gop9pWHYDOESITHURTs09
u23092-ICAN'TFEELPAIN3.001
987C-,09xITHURTSITHURTS=02.tui.=9,8t3v09u=t.`3ct/3=05t349t23=9
HELP ME_
PLEASE_
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Post by knowthyself on Oct 23, 2012 19:08:48 GMT -5
...this doesn't sound good. Any ideas what the hell is happening to him?
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Post by bustedcasuality on Oct 23, 2012 19:17:49 GMT -5
Cut off all sensory contact with the outside world, RIGHT NOW! Close your eyes, plug your ears, and start humming, and ignore everything. Psychoruins don't have anything real. They aren't really touching you- they can't touch you. They won't hurt you- they can't hurt you. Hurt yourself a little, dig your nails into your palm or sonething; feel that? That's real. Nothing else you feel besides that pain is real. Remember that. go it?
Now, pick a direction and run like hell. Go in a straight line, no matter what gets in your way. Keep going an a straight line and you'll get out and everything will be alright. Don't let them chase you around, you here me? Remember the pain? You feel it? Remember, that's the only thing that's real. What you're seeing, what you're hearing, it's not real, it can't hurt you, and it can't stop you. Shoot the biggest blast you have at it, keep your head down, and keep running straight ahead until you get out.
...this doesn't sound good. Any ideas what the hell is happening to him?
He's stuck near the core of the Psychoruins, deep enough that he's trapped in a hallucination. It's like dreaming- really dreaming, not Sburb dreaming; you can't tell what's real or not, and the Psychoruins keep you too terrified to think straight, they'll fuck with your senses to make it seem like there's no exit- you try and leave and suddenly there's no doors or bullshit like that. You can get stuck for days in there. Hurting yourself, causing yourself pain, it gives you a refrence point. Something that you know is real. If it can't cause you pain, it's not real, and thus, you don't need to be afraid of it. From there, you can gain enough lucidity and self control to bolt for the exit while smashing everything in the way.
I don't think that it can actually scare people to death, but it'll kill them through lack of sleep and water in under a week. This guy here is a robot or something, so I don't think he's in danger of dying, but he needs to get out and the sooner the better.
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Post by cursedGardener on Oct 23, 2012 20:25:44 GMT -5
I hope he gets out soon... This is one of those times I wish I was [Rage] again, just so I could calm people down.
((You need to space your text so it won't strech out the screen like that))
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Post by cannonOverload on Oct 23, 2012 22:02:26 GMT -5
rrrrEplllY:
2-0143ufq3z;j-ACCCTIVVATTTINGINGING9wox8mr3204tmy4,035h045
04m0nFORRRWARRRD,9o3x8m0u328-x.3-29g/x
0-4,C98u.t,BOOSTTTTERS0-
w0c,INNNITIATIING309,x90jxl4
903m873402tcMAXXXXIMUM290xz,345
y0c8,OVVVVERDRIVVVVE209m9mt30
d2094,kt40298t.-nFIRING2983x25yt23
x3r,ALLCANNONS34tx235tycv
09238r,012SENSORYDEPRIPRIVATION=TRUE3098,t80h4t
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COHERENT REPLY: I WOULD HUG YOU BUSTEDCASUALITY, BUT THAT WOULD MOST LIKELY RESULT IN A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH BY A COMBINATION OF BROKEN RIBS, MASSIVE HEMORRHAGING, CRUSHED INTERNAL ORGANS, AND ALL THE GODDAMN FEELS I AM CURRENTLY RADIATING. PLUS, GETTING BLOOD AND GUTS OUT OF JOINTS IS REALLY, REALLY HARD, AND I CAN CONFIRM FROM EXPERIENCE THAT BLOOD DOES NOT MAKE A GOOD JOINT LUBRICANT. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A THANKS.
<o]
STATEMENT: I AM OUT OF THE PSYCHORUINS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE ASSISTANCE. I WILL CONTACT MY CO-PLAYERS TO ASSURE THEM I AM ALRIGHT, AS I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR SEVERAL DAYS. FUCKING PSYCHORUINS.
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Post by bustedcasuality on Oct 23, 2012 22:15:25 GMT -5
rrrrEplllY: 2-0143ufq3z;j-ACCCTIVVATTTINGINGING9wox8mr3204tmy4,035h045
04m0nFORRRWARRRD,9o3x8m0u328-x.3-29g/x
0-4,C98u.t,BOOSTTTTERS0-
w0c,INNNITIATIING309,x90jxl4
903m873402tcMAXXXXIMUM290xz,345
y0c8,OVVVVERDRIVVVVE209m9mt30
d2094,kt40298t.-nFIRING2983x25yt23
x3r,ALLCANNONS34tx235tycv
09238r,012SENSORYDEPRIPRIVATION=TRUE3098,t80h4t
s94x8THIRRRTYSECONDDDDDDUUUUURATIOOOON3098,
398x4mk2RRRUNPROOOGRAAAMy30h___. . . . . . . . COHERENT REPLY: I WOULD HUG YOU BUSTEDCASUALITY, BUT THAT WOULD MOST LIKELY RESULT IN A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH BY A COMBINATION OF BROKEN RIBS, MASSIVE HEMORRHAGING, CRUSHED INTERNAL ORGANS, AND ALL THE GODDAMN FEELS I AM CURRENTLY RADIATING. PLUS, GETTING BLOOD AND GUTS OUT OF JOINTS IS REALLY, REALLY HARD, AND I CAN CONFIRM FROM EXPERIENCE THAT BLOOD DOES NOT MAKE A GOOD JOINT LUBRICANT. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A THANKS. <o] STATEMENT: I AM OUT OF THE PSYCHORUINS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE ASSISTANCE. I WILL CONTACT MY CO-PLAYERS TO ASSURE THEM I AM ALRIGHT, AS I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR SEVERAL DAYS. FUCKING PSYCHORUINS. |
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Oct 25, 2012 10:47:49 GMT -5
Yo, good job getting out of those freaky ruins. Idk if you got there on a Fear quest or what that made you flip out like that- but if you remember anything about the code you hallucinated, I'd like to take a look at that noise, see if it has anything to do with the real game code or at least the Psychoruins script.
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