help! everything's wrong!

[trueTelematrix]

I don't know if this is getting through. if it is, it'll b the first thing our useless time player did right. he says u can help us but I don't know that nething can now...

something is very, very wrong with our session. these weird... events... like flashes of green light keep happening, and every time they do things get worse. all of us have entered the medium - sort of - but "events" have prevented us from prototyping nething. I don't even know what happened 2 my realself - there was a flash of green and I woke up on derse. I think my realself is dead.

our time player - he was the last 2 enter and I'm not sure he really did - his kernelsprite is gone. right after he let it out of the cruxtruder there was an event and it just vanished.

none of us have heard from our void player since he entered the medium, and I'm not even sure our space player is supposed 2 b a player. his girlfriend was going 2 play, and then there was an event and now she's dead and he's playing instead.

the event before last dragged our time player into the medium. without him having completed the normal entry or anything. just suddenly him and his planet r in here with us. it left his house behind though so I'm not sure what he's supposed 2 do.

the latest event seems 2 have erased the black king. our space player can't find him anywhere, at least.

please, this is getting worse and worse - does anyone have any idea what is going on or how we can fix it? are we all doomed?

[tenebraMagistra]

I have no clue what's going on with your session, other then that there must be some sort of MAJOR glitch, but I DO have some advice. Find an entrance to the Skaian Magicant as fast as you can(it's pretty much one of the safest places in Sburb, since underlings can't get in it)and read the Sburb Glitch FAQ by GodsGiftToGrinds to see if there is any info in it about your predicament. Not sure if you're all doomed, but it's definitely a possibility. I'll see what I can find out that could help you.

[tenebraMagistra]

Thank you, CO. Do you have any ADVICE on the situation? Aside from "WARNING WARNING WARNING FIRST GAURDIAN ACTIVITY SITUATION CRITICAL"?

[bombasticGrasshopper]

I know very little about First Guardians, and what I do know is entirely secondhand or more. They're... entities of almost unlimited power, but uncertain motives and origins. Every universe has a unique one. Their interference commonly manifests as a flash of crackling green light.

I have no idea why this one would want to intentionally force you into a Void Session, but it sounds like he's already succeeded. Your options are limited.

You can try for a Scratch. Not only does that allow for a re-try on the session, it also changes the universe, and by extension the First Guardian. You might end up with a less hostile one. Unfortunately, this is essentially useless unless you have a way of making it to the new session, because you'll die. Or be erased from existence.

But I'm not sure if the Time player's odd planet situation makes that impossible. Does your session even have a Beat Mesa?

[trueTelematrix]

update: it looks like the white king is gone 2. we weren't paying attention 2 him since he didn't seem important but... how does the reckoning happen if the white king isn't there 2 b killed?

~tM: ya, I'm posting from a magicant now. they seem 2 b the only places unaffected by the whatever. already read the glitch faq cover 2 cover, our time player hooked me up. I figured it might be that "first guardian" thing that the faq mentions and cO was yelling about, but it sounds like we should have met this douche already? I've never run into a flashy green guy before.

~cO: wow, that's totes the most useful info I've ever been given. a++, would ask 4 help again. /sarcasm, case u can't tell.

~bG: now that's some awesome intel. unfortunately my time player says the beat mountain thingy is also missing. so it sounds like we don't have many options but we rn't like timeline doomed 2 die yet? tA and tG (those r the space and time players, btw) r having a secret meeting and putting their heads 2gether, maybe they'll come up w/something and we just need 2 survive until then.

ne advice 4 weathering the storm, guys?

[tenebraMagistra]

Stay in the Magicant, and have your coplayers get in it as soon as they can. And make sure you don't run out of food or water.

[trueTelematrix]

~tM: ya, that's what we have been doing. I even made these nifty monitors I can use 2 keep an eye on the other 3.

we've been running out 2 get supplies when we need them and otherwise keeping our heads down. o! and I think we r gonna b doing something big soon, my time and space players finished their brainstorming session. they didn't tell me what they-

holy skaia tA just stabbed himself. oh god I think he's dead. why didn't the exiles stop him?! the faq said that sort of thing wasn't allowed! shit, g2g, emergency corpsekiss coming up!

[everlastingSnow]

I'm not sure about why the green flashes thing occurred but I may be able to answer one thing. The green flashes may have erased the exiles, which is probably why your co player was able to stab himself.

By the way, I hope you managed to corpse smooch them in time!